"Hello Mr. Li Dabao, I am Xiaohong, a reporter under Extreme Music, and I believe you have also watched the content of the famous singer Zhang Xiaogang's poetry meeting, and I want to interview you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info This is a live broadcast, please speak carefully. ”

"Hello viewers, we would like to interview Li Dabao and ask him what his views are on "Love or Not Love". ”

In fact, these people just don't have a good heart at all, they all know that Li Dabao is a stunned young man.

If there is any excesses in the live broadcast, it will have a very bad impact on him in the future.

This is also the main reason why they did not invite him to the show.

"Thank you for the interview with my friends at Extreme Music, but if there is any interview next time, you can say it, I can go directly to the studio hall, you said here, I don't have makeup, I don't like to wear no makeup, after all, my lack of makeup will overshadow many stars who write poetry. Li Dabao said.

“……。 "Little Red.

"I wanted to ask you what you think of Zhang Xiaogang's "Love and Not Love". ”

"Oh, you're talking about this book of poems, this book of poems is very good, after reading this book of poems, my whole person exudes the brilliance of youth.

It is mainly about how to make a sow give birth to eighteen piglets in a litter. Why did the livestock in the lower reaches of the river get sick one after another? Why did the male donkey stay awake all night, and the unknown secret of Li Zongshuo and Zhao Zhonghua, three men went to bed with me that night. Li Dabao said.

“……。 "Little Red.

Li Zongshuo and Zhao Zhonghua almost fainted when they saw this.

What is this?

"Wait, please be serious, this is a live broadcast, and you are facing a million viewers. ”

Xiaohong was a little angry.

It's nothing short of a broadcast accident.

"That's right, but what does 'Love or Not Love' have to do with me? I didn't watch it. Li Dabao said.

"Uh....... "Little Red.

"It is said that your fans are all brainless fans and often do some radical behaviors, do you have anything to say to your fans?"

"What I want to say is, who do you hear say that my fans are all brain-dead fans? But even if my fans are brain-dead fans, I have always taught them earnestly that they must be organized, disciplined, culturally rich and powerful brain-dead fans.

Nothing to sing, write poems, and cultivate personal sentiments.

There are also some more high-level brain-dead fans, like Zhang Xiaogang, Zhao Zhonghua, and Li Zongshuo are my most loyal fans.

It's just my iron powder. ”

It's the first time I've heard someone say that iron powder is iron powder.

Li Dabao fans have also seen him.

All happy for him.

Spread the word on the Internet.

Brother Dabao participated in the live broadcast, and the brothers rushed out to cheer for Brother Dabao. ”

"It's terrible, Brother Dabao, I'm reasoning again, let's hurry up and listen. ”

"Brother Da Bao is sarcastic about others again, let's hurry up and watch it. ”

"Actually, I also have a little secret to tell you, yes, I am also a poet. Li Dabao said again and again

"You're also a poet?" said Hong, surprised.

"Yes, I am an outstanding poet, in fact, everyone misunderstands me, I have always written songs, everyone thinks that I am just a singer, in fact, my biggest ideal is to be a singer, I write the best poems, in the poetry writing circle, I sing the best songs, among the actors, I make the best movies, in the director circle, I play the best, this year is a comprehensive strength. Li Dabao said.

“……。 "Lots of spectators.

“……。 "Shangguan Qing'er.

"Do you have any poems that you have written?" Xiaohong is also an extreme musician, so she naturally wants Li Dabao to make a fool of herself, she laughed secretly in her heart, this time the goal was achieved.

"I have two poems, and today, I want to dedicate them to you here, so that you can also cultivate your sentiments. Li Dabao said solemnly.

After brewing his emotions for a while, Li Dabao stood up and closed his eyes, stretched out his hand and suddenly sighed.

"O sea, you are all water. Horse, you have four legs. Beauty, you say how beautiful you are, there is a mouth under your nose, you still remember the meeting, the weather was dead and hot at that moment, you were beautiful Zhang Mengjie's figure fascinated me, how to describe your impression in my heart, probably like a white swan that has gone to hair, my heart, began to beat non-stop, the whole person is as sad as scratching blind, is it just like the book says, I have been on the love thief car, ah! Beauty, do you love me, my conditions are really good, I am very good at making money, I am a handsome guy, how romantic we are, the dead toad finally soaked in the swan. ”

Xiaohong was stunned.

Shangguan Qing'er was stunned.

Du Zida was stunned.

A million viewers were stunned.

Then there was a thunderous whisper.

"Hahaha....... ”

"Hahaha....... ”

Even Shangguan Qing'er was amused by Li Dabao's poem.

"If there is one stone of talent in the world, Brother Dabao has eight buckets, I have one bucket, and everyone in the world has one bucket. Netizen Harry Pota said.

Netizen Shen Jin Xixi said: "It's not appropriate to call this poem a poem, I feel that this is a poem created entirely for the sake of being funny, it can be said that to a certain extent, Brother Dabao's poem was successful, because everyone who read this poem laughed, including the iceberg beauty Shangguan Qing'er."

I'm looking forward to Brother Dabao's next poem. There's something to say in his pen. Whether it's the hilarious poems or those songs, they are definitely his masterpieces. ”

"From ancient poetry to modern poetry, from modern poetry to Brother Dabao's poem "The Sea is All Water", we have witnessed another metamorphosis of poetry. ”