Hao Shuang actually wanted to get married, and he didn't inform them, which made Gao Jun very angry.

Erqing explained helplessly: "Actually, I can understand that Sister Shuang has been very inferior since she caught up with this industry.

Moreover, her marriage partner is Lao Xia, a second-married old man, which is not a glorious thing.

So it's excusable not to inform us. ”

"Original fart, don't inform us, why do you invite those young ladies to be bridesmaids? Damn, I don't even think about my brother when I take advantage of it for nothing. Gao Jun was even more angry.

"I heard the girl say, Sister Shuang only invited KTV colleagues this time, everyone is all the way, don't say anyone, in addition, Lao Xia's daughter-in-law has a little lover, let the little lover pretend to be dumb, and the man pretends to be a woman, stealing the sunny day for a long time, this is still seen through by you.

Lao Xia is a person with some faces, and his daughter-in-law stealing people is too discredited, so he has to do a lot of things and show his relatives and friends, it was he Lao Xia who had Sister Shuang first, and the original partner stole people, so that he could get back some face. ”

"These two things, they were supposed to be good, but they had to make themselves want to be lame donkeys with broken mills, and pheasants with perverts. "Gao Jun is very unhappy, marriage is a justifiable, righteous and bright thing, why did he make the groom green, the bride is more cheap, it is completely inferiority.

"Don't spew venom with your poisonous tongue. Erqing smiled bitterly: "I know that Sister Shuang will get married in a hotel room tomorrow, if you want to go, we will kill you directly, and she will have nothing to say when she gets there." ”

"Go, why don't you go, I'll go to these bridesmaids who touch them casually!" Gao Jun said immediately.

"The two of us went to be regarded as a mother's family, and the bridesmaids are in a group, only the bridesmaid group can mess around with the bridesmaids, we can only be alone when we receive relatives, make it difficult for Lao Xia, and add a red envelope. Erqing said.

"That's fine, if Lao Xia asks for a red envelope for the bridesmaids, they will take the initiative to let me touch it. Gao Jun smiled proudly, and Erqing was completely speechless.

Back at Erqing's self-built villa, Gao Jun waited at the door like a wangfu stone, and when he saw that Erqing was safe and sound, he let go of his hanging heart.

"How about brother and sister, brother, I kept my promise and brought him back safe and sound. Gao Jun seemed to show off and said: "However, the scene just now is too intense, too bloody, and too hot, your second brother may be frightened, his second brother may be out of order, and it will depend on you to rescue him at night." ”

"I rub, not so black. Erqing was immediately furious.

Gao Jun laughed, beckoned Gao Jing and said, "Brother and sister, please throw the pork ribs at noon into the big firewood pot to heat it up, the second time you eat it is the most flavorful, you go and get busy, I'll drink some more." ”

A hooligan brawl has hooked out the habit of Gao Jun in his bones, and now he is completely a ruffian hooligan, this is his true color, he has been acting as a teacher for a long time, and he is going crazy pretending to be Sven.

When Gao Jun said this, of course Erqing was embarrassed to enter the room with Gao Jing, and Gao Jing herself went to burn the fire with a red face.

Sure enough, as Gao Jun said, this big pot of stewed pork ribs, and then back to the pot to heat the side is more flavorful, the mood is good, and the drinking is smooth, eating and drinking for a while, it will be the second half of the night.

Erqing was drunk, Gao Jun was also a little confused, carrying the pressure cooker in the kitchen, and said: "What do you use a pressure cooker to do if you have a big firewood pot, and use a firewood pot for stews in the future, so the taste is right." ”

After speaking, Gao Jun carried the pressure cooker, turned out more than a pound of sharp iron nails from the warehouse outside, and threw them directly into the pot.

Then put the pressure cooker at the door, put the water, turn on the power, and time it for half an hour to let the inside be filled with pressure and enter the state of insulation.

At this time, the pressure cooker is a powerful *, if the gas inside is not discharged and opened directly, the huge pressure accumulated inside will produce an explosion, and the iron nails inside are more powerful than shrapnel.

This is the thing, Gao Jun put him at the door, with a thin wire, one end tied to the handle of the pressure cooker, and the other end tied to the big iron door, if someone uses violent means to open the door, the pressure cooker will explode.

"Boss, what have you been through all these years?" the drunken Erqing was awakened in fright, and asked in a trembling voice.

"Of course, I do what I love, but now it's your turn, remember to remind your brothers not to come to you tonight, and not to bang on the door without permission. Gao Jun said as he walked into the main room and said that he would not let his godmother down.

Erqing trembled and sent a text message, and let Gao Jing help him back to the room.

Gao Jun's experience can't be told to Erqing, but he can be told to his godmother that the naughty child who was mischievous back then was on the right path, and Erqing was also recruited, he silently thought that the old lady promised that he would definitely let Erqing live a safe and prosperous life.

People say that the surname is messy after drinking, and that is because the wine is drunk just right to increase elegance.

If you get drunk like mud, a man is basically a waste, at least Erqing is like this, anyway, Gao Jun didn't hear anything he wanted to hear.

Early the next morning, because Sister Shuang was going to marry in secret, the two were going to attack suddenly, so they got up early, freshened up, Gao Jun changed into a suit of Erqing, and hurried towards the hotel where he got married.

Gao Jun really doesn't understand, how inferior this Hao Shuang is, he is not in his own family when he gets married, this face of people......

However, it is also very popular to get married in a hotel room now, after all, the decoration is high-end and luxurious, and it will look good on video, and it will also feel face-saving in front of relatives and friends.

Especially this kind of star-rated hotel, it is also magnificent, without losing face.

Erqing asked the princess who accompanied him downstairs, and they were ready, just waiting for the groom to come, and he was currently in a high-end suite on the top floor.

Gao Jun and the two tidied up each other's clothes, and immediately went upstairs, Gao Jun stepped forward and knocked on the door, and a girl inside asked, "Who?"

Gao Jun shouted: "Special services!"

"It's room service!" Erqing said depressedly, the words that were originally designed, and when he heard the soft voice of the little ladies inside, he immediately changed.

Inside is a group of professional women, they are the ones who provide special services to men on weekdays, as soon as they heard that there are men who take the initiative to deliver goods to the door, some of them are bold and immediately open the door, and when they see two handsome guys in straight suits, they suddenly have gold stars in their eyes, and shouted to the room: "Sister Shuang, don't you let us hold a farewell bachelorette party for you, why did you call the cowherd early in the morning, it's too late to watch the striptease at this time, right?"

Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, and Erqing said angrily on the side: "Make your mouth cheap." ”

At this time, don't be polite, Gao Jun said with a smile: "Miss, please respect yourself, we are ducks, not cowherds." ”

"What's the difference?" asked Miss.

Gao Jun said seriously: "The cowherd sells his art and sells his body." ”

"Damn, why are you two bastards here?"

When the young lady was thinking about whether to ask Gao Jun and the others to serve, Hao Shuang suddenly jumped out and opened his mouth to scold.

"Hey, the bride can't scold the street, it's unlucky. Erqing reminded.

"If you don't come, I won't have to scold the streets. Hao Shuang said angrily, wanting to close the door, Gao Jun had already rushed in.

I only heard Gao Jun shouting to the bridesmaids in pink gauze dresses in the room: "The farewell bachelorette party has begun, girls, get high with me...... Take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off, take it off......, take it off ”

"He's crazy, isn't he?" Hao Shuang asked Erqing.

Erqing shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know, that's it since I heard last night that you were going to get married." ”

Sister Shuang chuckled in her heart, usually when an ex-girlfriend gets married, the ex-boyfriend will go crazy, or if the girl she has a crush on marries, the man will also go crazy for a day.

Could it be that this guy still likes himself and is reluctant to marry himself?

In fact, this is Sister Shuang's own thoughts, thinking of the noble and elegant Qi Xinyue who is as noble and elegant as a princess, beautiful and dignified, Sister Shuang suddenly shook her head, don't be stupid, people are already princes riding white horses, and with a princess by her side, even if you find a concubine, you have to be Cinderella, and the singer is not even qualified to be a foreign house.

Looking down at the white wedding dress she was wearing, Sister Shuang sighed and finally put it down completely.

After figuring it out, she immediately grabbed her skirt and killed it, shouting: "Sisters, he is the dancer I found, and he picked him up!"

"It's all crazy, it's all crazy. Erqing rubbed his forehead and muttered.

The bride is wearing a white wedding dress, and the eight bridesmaids are all wearing pink gauze skirts.

Nowadays, it is difficult to distinguish women's occupations, especially special occupations, from the way they dress.

In the past, people were relatively simple, and when they saw a woman in scantily clad clothes, they would think that they were practitioners and were not serious.

As a result, now, the real practitioners are all long-haired shawls, pure and lovely, but look at the so-called good homes on the street, low-cut backless miniskirts, for fear that they will show less.

So this is an era when you can't tell who is a young lady and who is a good family, some young ladies, men who don't like it, I don't want to give any amount of money, especially the princess of KTV, some have not been out of the stage for many years.

On the contrary, there are some good families, in addition to husbands, and unit leaders, handsome colleagues, and wild brothers on the Internet flirting and scolding a lot.

But now, the girls regard Gao Jun as a dancer, and the one who plays with him is called crazy, on the huge bed, Gao Jun hugs left and right, and has a lot of fun.

Leaving the university town, Gao Jun changed into a chameleon.

This is his true face, he has thought more than once that one day he will retire from the army and go home, with his ability, life will definitely be incomparably Xiao Yao, just like now.

However, these initiatives are all fantasy bubbles, and since they are not as good as the campus, this beautiful blueprint has been destroyed.

For example, now, Hao Shuang picked up the phone and pretended to ask Erqing: "How many calls did Miss Qi come from?"

Gao Jun immediately turned over and got up, sat upright, looked like a decent gentleman, and pushed away a girl who was untying his belt, and was awe-inspiring......