Chapter 545: Sending You to Marry
"Dead morality!" Sister Shuang scolded angrily, but she didn't expect Gao Jun to be scared too, it seems that he really loves Miss Qi.
If Gao Jun told her that in addition to Miss Qi, he also loved Miss Tong, Miss Han, Miss Zhang, Miss Hong, etc., I wonder if Sister Shuang would immediately regret the marriage?
"Why don't you play?" asked the bridesmaid, who couldn't get enough of it.
In recent years, Western culture has eroded our young people very much, and all kinds of party parties, especially the farewell single queue before marriage, are very popular.
In the West, before marriage, the bride and groom's respective friends will hold a queue for them, and the reserved program is striptease, with dancers here and dancers there, everyone has fun and enjoys the last single night, and from the next day, you have to put away all your thoughts and be loyal to your marriage and lover.
But this tradition has changed in my dynasty, and it was reported before that the bride actually opened a room with her ex-boyfriend on the eve of her wedding, and a groom actually went to Ticket Chang and was arrested......
This story tells us that our nation is strong, our culture is profound, and the culture of any other country will become the characteristics of our dynasty when it comes to our dynasty.
"Okay, don't make trouble, he's not a dancer, he's my friend, you guys still move forward, this bastard is here to take advantage of the bridesmaids. Sister Shuang ruthlessly exposed Gao Jun's ugly face.
"No, it won't. But the bridesmaids didn't believe it: "Look at his appearance, this sturdy figure, and I met him just now, he has strong capital, he must be a dancer." ”
"That's right, it's Sister Xia's Cowherd shop, I've seen him before, and I seem to have ordered him. A girl said.
Erqing's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but Gao Jun was as willing as a glutton, and he gave his hand again and again, and was praised.
This year, the cowherd is not so easy to be, just like the girl said, you need to be outstanding in appearance, figure, talent, physical strength, endurance, skills, and all aspects.
Just like when a man goes to KTV, he will also dance those girls who have a good figure, good looks, a sweet voice, and wear less.
A rich woman is not blind, and of course she has to find a good one and a high overall quality when she spends a lot of money.
The girls said that Gao Jun was like the top brand of the cowherd shop, how could he not make his heart flutter.
Fortunately, at this moment, the sound of firecrackers came from downstairs, and it was the greeting team.
The girls then restrained their playfulness and began to ask Gao Jun's phone number and WeChat number, as for this young lady looking for a cowherd, Gao Jun has also seen it, and there are a lot of them, it is understandable that they usually always serve men, and occasionally spend money to find men to serve themselves, which is a normal mentality.
"Sister Shuang, my brother-in-law is here with a large team of people. "A young man who had just finished firing a cannon downstairs ran up, a waiter at KTV.
"Then what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and close the door, block the door and prepare to ask for a red envelope. Gao Jun jumped up and immediately called.
The girls rushed up, blocked the door with Gao Jun, and surrounded Gao Jun in the middle, and the atmosphere was very joyful.
"Is he crazy?" Sister Shuang asked Erqing curiously.
Erqing smiled bitterly: "It's clear that he has returned to his true self, he used to be like this." ”
Sister Shuang nodded, Gao Jun was really like this before, he was crazy to play.
"Wife, I'm here to pick you up. Lao Xia's shout came from outside the door, the voice was loud, and his wife screamed very calmly.
Sister Shuang hurriedly withdrew her gaze from Gao Jun's face, took off the high heels on her feet, it is also a custom to hide shoes, for this pair of shoes, the red envelope given by the groom can buy ten pairs.
Erqing quickly stuffed one shoe into his arms, and the other on his feet, and stood aside quietly.
Sister Shuang glanced at him angrily, and listened to Gao Jun take the girls to block the door and make it difficult for Lao Xia, first let him sing a love song, and then let him come to a heartfelt confession, only then asked the bride what her surname was, how old she was, where was the fairy town, and how much was the circumference, which made Lao Xia smile bitterly at the door.
Sister Shuang sat on the window screen, the white wedding dress was spreading, and suddenly I felt the urge to cry.
She never thought that she would get married one day, and there would be a wedding, and she would be able to wear this white wedding dress.
I didn't expect that my best brother would come to send me to marry.
But today everything has come true, it's like a dream.
Lao Xia's wife outside the door has become a dividing line in her life, completely separating her past and future from today.
I wanted to cry, but I laughed in the end.
Lao Xia's red envelopes were stuffed in a pile through the crack in the door, but he didn't open the door, and the girls had nothing to worry about, so Gao Jun stood up again and shouted through the door: "Lao Xia, your daughter-in-law asked you to recite the core values in order and completely." ”
The girls suddenly burst into laughter, and Sister Shuang was so angry that she scolded the street.
Lao Xia was not ambiguous, and he really recited it in order, but after that, the concept of development, several representatives, Taizong Theory, Taizu Thought, Lao Xia collapsed!
Fortunately, Lao Xia is rich, and the red envelopes keep stuffing in through the cracks in the door like waste paper, and finally Sister Shuang couldn't stand it anymore, jumped out of bed barefoot, and opened the door herself.
This made the sister group led by Gao Jun disdainful for a while, laughing at her for wanting to marry and wanting to go crazy, so quickly helping Lao Xia save money.
Sister Shuang blushed, ran back with a long skirt and bare feet, and sat on the bed as if nothing had happened.
Lao Xia finally rushed in with a group of minions, there were groomsmen behind him, all of them were his peers, a group of old hooligans, the most important thing is that this group of old hooligans and this group of bonus sisters basically know each other, they are all frequent visitors to KTV, the girls immediately responded habitually when they saw it, Mr. Wang, Brother Zhang, Mr. Zhao, sweet and greasy called.
"Brother Gao, you are ruthless enough. Lao Xia grabbed Gao Jun, who was stuffing red envelopes into his pocket, and said, "You recite Taizong's theory and Taizu's thought to me." ”
Gao Jun hurriedly put down the red envelope and said with a smile: "You can't blame me for this, it was Sister Shuang who asked me to ask, what she means is, self-cultivation, family harmony, governing the country, and leveling the world, let you use the great man's single-minded thinking and mind to seek the well-being of the people and the prosperity of the country, to run your small family." ”
Lao Xia laughed and said, "You can really say that this wave of red envelopes is not unjust." ”
"Then be ready to continue to take out red envelopes, there are still many things. The Pink Sisters dragged Lao Xia and said.
Gao Jun stepped aside to watch the excitement, although Sister Shuang fell into the dust, Lao Xia is a second marriage, but she is still well-mannered, and there is no shortage of pomp and circumstance, but it is very high-profile.
There are two photography teams alone, two photographers, two videographers, the bride and the stylist with makeup, and all the wedding cars downstairs are Daben, there are 38 cars.
The two ate raw dumplings together, implying that they were born early, and they ate noodles, which means that happiness lasts for a long time.
After all the ceremonies were over, the bride was to be taken away, and Lao Xi began to look for shoes.
Lao Xia was very simple, directly took out a bunch of red envelopes, and personally distributed them to the Pink Sisters, Gao Jun is now the head of the group, so naturally he can't be less, and he has to help Lao Xia find shoes after taking the red envelope.
It's just that they searched all the rooms and couldn't find them.
Gao Jun raised his eyes and looked at Er Qing, and said, "What's wrong with you kid, you don't grab red envelopes, you don't join in the fun, this is not like your style, are the shoes on you?"
Erqing was also very simple, and immediately took out a red high heel from his arms and said, "Okay, okay, I admit it, but I only have one." ”
Lao Xia is a smart person, since Erqing has hidden one, he must know the other one, reached out and took out his pocket, the red envelope was gone, and directly took out a few hundred-yuan bills and stuffed them to Erqing, and said, "Brother, raise your noble hand." ”
Erqing picked up the banknote neatly, but still shook his head blankly and said, "I really don't know." ”
Sister Shuang immediately glared at Erqing, Erqing's eyes looked at the sky, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Lao Xia reluctantly took out another wad of money, and Erqing said with satisfaction: "You shouldn't ask me to raise my noble hands, I should raise my noble feet." ”
After speaking, Er Qing raised his foot, and the red high heels were actually on his feet, no wonder he didn't move just now.
"You're a thief. Gao Jun said with a smile.
Both shoes were found, Lao Xia personally helped Sister Shuang put them on her feet, Hao Shuang, who was used to seeing big scenes, was full of shyness at this time, and happiness was about to overflow.
The ceremony here is over, it's time for the next item, Lao Xia picked up Hao Shuang and was about to leave, but was immediately stopped by the pink sisters.
One of them asked: "Wait a minute, there are some things we have to ask here, I don't want to listen to the casual perfunctory talk on the stage of the wedding scene, so I have to ask you here, I got married today, who will be in charge of the family in the future?"
"Of course it's me!" Lao Xia said without hesitation, and as soon as the girls stared at him, they listened to him and said, "I mean, in the future, everything at home and outside the house will be done by me, and she will be happy at home." ”
"It's pretty much the same!" the girls laughed, and Sister Shuang laughed so much that she couldn't see her teeth.
"Lao Xia, you can also speak. Gao Jun, the head of the regiment, stepped forward and said: "Men should be the masters of the house and don't let women worry about it, but there is one thing that must be made clear, you can be the master of the house, but who is in charge of the family's money?"
"Of course it's me. Lao Xia said.
The sisters suddenly made a commotion, Gao Jun stopped the noise, looked at Lao Xia, and said: "You said that you reported the dirty work outside the house, we believe that you have the ability, but you still want to manage the money, do you have the ability?"
Lao Xia smiled bitterly: "I'm the boss of a company. ”
"Don't mention the boss, now drop a brick and hit ten people, nine are the boss, and one is the boss's son. Gao Jun said disdainfully: "Whether you have the ability to manage money, let's do a test to find out." Sister Shuang, let me ask you first, now leeks cost a pound for a dollar, and you need to buy three pounds of dumplings at night, how much does it cost?"
Sister Shuang felt that her IQ had been seriously insulted, and she said angrily: "Three yuan." ”
"It's great, it's been calculated so quickly, and it must be a little expert in running a family in the future." Gao Jun praised with a clear conscience, and then turned his head and asked Lao Xia: "Let me ask you, you take a hundred yuan out, and it costs thirty-eight yuan and seven cents and five yuan to buy vegetables, and it costs twenty-six yuan and three cents and five yuan to buy fruits, may I ask ......?"
"Don't count, I still have thirty-four nines left. Lao Xia said quickly.
Gao Jun glanced at him and said, "Who asked you how much money you have left, I want to ask, what else do you want to buy?"
Everyone burst into laughter, as if asking three people how many suns, how many moons, and how many stars there are in the sky.
Or, it takes Xiao Ming an hour to go to school, but an hour and a half to get out of school, and then ask Xiao Ming who he goes to school with.
Lao Xia said with black lines on his head: "This, this is a bit unreasonable, right?"
"Why is it unreasonable? You said just now, in the future, you will take care of all the big and small things in the family, so let Sister Shuang enjoy Qingfu at home, right?" Gao Jun said: "But when you go out and only know how to buy vegetables and fruits, you no longer think about what else she needs, what else to eat, use, and buy?"