It's not that Gao Jun is disappointed, it's that some programs are really shoddy, creating gimmicks in the name of science, in short, the beginning of the horror film, the process of the documentary, and then the end has become a comedy deception.

He took the remote control and said: "Lectures during the day, doing experiments, and doing your own research when you are resting, even watching TV is a science program, so what's the fun in life, Einstein is not as crazy as you, please sister, relax, find a little fun in your life." ”

Han Jingjing nodded, now it's no longer her own life, and it's also a joy of life for many people around her to be able to grab TV with her.

This man is really changing her life.

It's just that the TV show he chose ......

In European and American movies, the hero and heroine are kissing on the beach.

For another one, a domestic TV series, the hero and heroine are kissing in the office.

Another one, a Korean TV series, where the hero and heroine are kissing in the car.

"Did you do it on purpose!?" said Teacher Han weakly.

In order to prove his innocence, Gao Jun changed his channel again.

In the animal world, I only heard Mr. Zhao say in that unique voice: "Spring is coming, everything is recovering, and it is the season for animals to mate and mate." ”

Click......

Teacher Han Jingjing directly unplugged the power.

"Hey, the current TV show is really boring, except that the little fresh meat is the little Hua Dan, but the more you watch the so-called fresh meat, the more you look like Hua Dan. Gao Jun quipped.

Han Jingjing said: "I don't like those little fresh meats either, all of them are too motherly, but the girls in the school like them very much, and they are all fan girls." ”

Gao Jun said: "Entertainment is an indispensable part of life, and it's not wrong to have favorite entertainment stars, but now I have a trend of entertainment to death, many young people even take their own behavioral standards and moral codes as the norm of stars, and the words of teachers and parents are not as effective as the false appeals of celebrities, which is the sad part." ”

"Bang dang!"

Before Gao Jun's words fell, suddenly there was an explosion above his head, as if the liquefied gas tank had been thrown on the ground, and Han Jingjing jumped up directly from the sofa in fright.

She frowned, staring at the ceiling, gnashing her teeth.

Gao Jun is so shrewd, he knows at a glance that there will inevitably be noises and movements when he lives upstairs and downstairs, and everyone can understand it once in a while.

But seeing Han Jingjing's expression so indignant, it was obvious that this was not the first time that this huge noise had occurred.

"Upstairs lives the chick who dumped her boyfriend just now, right?" asked Gao Jun.

Han Jingjing nodded, and said helplessly: "Do you remember that when we came to see the house, two boys also came to see the house, and one of them said that it was because there was a beautiful girl living in this building, and he wanted to get the moon near the water, so he came to rent the house." ”

"Of course I remember, I told them there were pretty girls, but I scared them away by killing myself a year ago. Gao Jun smiled.

Han Jingjing smiled bitterly: "They should be talking about this girl, she is really beautiful, quiet, soft and weak, and she is very polite when she sees me, but there are some problems with her life style." ”

"Oh, there's something wrong with the lifestyle? Then I'll have to meet her. Gao Jun's eyes suddenly lit up and said.

Teacher Han smiled slightly and said, "You go, but I'm worried that her brother will beat you, it's a ruthless man, and her boyfriend three days ago was beaten very badly." ”

"Boyfriend three days ago?" Gao Jun said with a smile: "Normal people's boyfriends talk about 'one', occasionally there are 'only', and in recent years, there are 'catty' and 'strip', but this is the first time I've heard of it." ”

"This is the first time I've heard of this. Teacher Han snorted: "So I said that the girl's style is not very good, the boyfriend really changes every day, an average of two a day, every morning and a boy has a laugh and leaves, and when he comes back at night, it must be a different boy, either in the corridor or at the door, and it must be a breakup." ”

"I'll go, it's not a matter of life style, it's indiscriminate, it's handsome. Gao Jun accurately commented.

"Pretty much. Han Jingjing said: "I guess this girl is just for money, almost every boyfriend gives her such and such gifts, every time she breaks up, she says that she wants to return it to others, but the boy wants to save face and keep hope, most of them will not ask for it." ”

"It's about the same as selling. Gao Jun sneered.

Not only that, but every night her so-called brother would come, and occasionally three or four men would come together, just upstairs drinking and chatting, sometimes scolding, especially when there were boys who were unwilling to break up and stalked, they would come forward and beat people. Han Jingjing said: "I have seen those people, fierce and vicious, although they are commensurate with that girl, they are obviously not related by blood. ”

"This routine sounds familiar. Gao Jun said: "It seems that a group of hooligans raised a young lady, seducing men everywhere, being deceived if they can, deceiving if they can, and playing a few times to catch and blackmail in bed if they have the opportunity." ”

Han Jingjing was stunned for a moment, combined with what she had seen and heard recently, and immediately said: "It's really possible for you to say this, and I heard that a few boys seem to have borrowed usury ...... in order to buy her gifts."

"Bang dang!"

At that moment, there was another loud bang upstairs, followed by the sound of men and women giggling and laughing.

"I'll wipe you old lady......" Gao Jun scolded, rolled up his sleeves and was about to go out.

Han Jingjing hurriedly stopped him and said, "Ancestor, what are you doing, don't go to them, they will stop after a while." ”

"I can't get used to their mistakes, I'll teach them a lesson. Gao Jun said: "Don't worry, you can't suffer." ”

"I'm not afraid that you will suffer, I'm afraid that you won't be able to control your hands and cause trouble. Han Jingjing pulled him tightly and said worriedly.

Gao Jun then remembered that last time he beat Wang Meng's group all over the ground to find teeth, and Mr. Han saw it upstairs, so this time he moved and took the initiative to find him, just to seek his protection.

However, Han Jingjing can do this, which shows that she is a virtuous and kind woman.

Now in these days, women are more of the roots and seedlings of trouble, and they still want to find something for men when they have nothing to do.

My husband peeked at me, my husband insulted me, if you don't beat him today, let's stop this day, you are a wreck......

Why don't such a woman go to jail.

A really good woman doesn't cause trouble, but when she encounters something, she will pressure it and be troublesome, just like Han Jingjing.

"Anyway, it's * and hooligans, get to kill them. Gao Jun said lightly: "I noticed just now that this building has all been connected to natural gas pipelines, and each house has a separate valve in the corridor, after a while I first pried open the iron box of the valve, cut off their gas, and then I went to the school gate to find a security guard, borrowed a set of bags to install, pretended to be the police to search, and mixed into their room."

When they don't pay attention to turn on the gas turbine stove, the valve outside is closed, naturally there will be no gas leakage, and at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, when they are most asleep, I will open the valve in the corridor, and it won't take an hour to connect them to the nest!"

"Oh my God!" Han Jingjing was completely stunned, because she knew that this plan was feasible and invisible.

What's even more terrifying is that this almost perfect murder plan, he said it casually, what about playing?

Han Jingjing only felt a tingling scalp for a while, and felt like she was chatting with the devil.

Gao Jun hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, this is what I saw from a mystery novel, and there are too many loopholes in the plan, these hooligans often deal with the police, how can they not distinguish between police uniforms and security uniforms." ”

Han Jingjing was right when she thought about it, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "It's good to talk about playing, this little movement can't be taken seriously, and whether they are hooligans or *, it has nothing to do with us." ”

Gao Jun said: "As long as you don't care, it doesn't matter, if they really affect you, I'll go and talk to them." ”

Han Jingjing was very happy to hear this, in the family of the Celestial Empire, men are the pillars, especially being protected by such a man who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and even some arrogant and domineering, is the greatest happiness of women.

"Alright, don't bother with them, it's only eight o'clock, or we go out for a walk, and I'll treat you to supper." Han Jingjing said.

Gao Jun knew that she was afraid of causing trouble, and she would definitely continue to make trouble upstairs, she didn't want Gao Jun to be mad, so she had to hide out on purpose.

Gao Jun shook his head and said, "No, I'm too tired to play basketball, and I'm sweaty and uncomfortable." ”

"Then you go take a shower. Han Jingjing said immediately, completely treating Gao Jun as a member of the family, of course, the main thing was to interrupt and prevent him from going upstairs to cause trouble.

After taking a shower, he must have spent the night here, this is what Gao Jun is really looking forward to, before Han Jingjing came back to his senses, he had already taken off his coat, and Mr. Han, who looked at his strong figure, was red and red-eared, and the stars on his body were dense, but the terrifying scars made her frightened and afraid.

Seeing that Gao Jun went to take a bath, Han Jingjing sat on the sofa with a red face, her heart beating like a drum, looking at the moonlight and stars outside the window, and listening to the murmuring of water in her ears.

The moon hangs in the sky, and the man is right in front of him, this is the happiness that women want, right?

However, Mr. Han is still a little flustered, there is a way to 'take a bath and sleep', these are two coherent behaviors, he must go to sleep after taking a bath for a while, the key is how to sleep, who to sleep with?

What made Mr. Han even more flustered was that in addition to the sound of water in the bathroom, there was also a beautiful singing voice: "Singing is the red sun rolling and the sunset on the west slope, the little couple sits on the kang and touches the eighteenth, one touches, touches my lady's face, the lady's face is tender and tender, like a big apple......"

Isn't it a good sign that this bastard actually sang eighteen touches!

Teacher Han hurriedly got up and went into his studio, thinking about what kind of chemicals could make a man temporarily lose some of his functions......

One of these two people was washing and singing, and the other was flustered, and the noise brought by the upstairs was effectively blocked.