If this question is not clarified, Gao Jun will be entangled endlessly.

Han Jingjing said helplessly: "You guy is really strange, can't you just sit here and chat honestly like a normal person?"

Teacher Gao sat up and said equally seriously: "I think you are a teacher's occupational disease, otherwise why do you always emphasize that I should be honest?"

A pair of young men and women are in the same room, and if Lang has a lover sister, he should be courteous to me, flirtat, sweet, and vow.

After a long time, when you are older, there will naturally be a time to sit together honestly and watch the sunset. ”

Counselor Gao's chicken soup immediately blinded Teacher Han, and what Teacher Gao said was very, very skillful.

If he just said, 'Life is short, be happy in time', then Han Jingjing would definitely kick him out.

The key is that what people say later is that there will be a lot of time to watch the sunset with you in the future.

The meaning of this is to say: "Young husband and wife are always companions!"

The two supreme realms of life, pretending to be invisible, confessing to nothingness, everything is so natural.

Even if Han Jingjing refuses, she can smile slightly, as a joke.

Teacher Han is a Frankenstein, a laboratory mouse, she knows far more about chemical elements than people, at this time, Gao Jun's words came out, Teacher Han was blind, blushing, and at a loss.

If it wasn't Lang You's sister's intention, it would definitely be against her will, she has been obsessed with research for many years, so there is no shortage of suitors, but there are very few people who can talk about it, in fact, the main thing is that she doesn't give a chance.

I don't know that I met Gao Jun, who is a hooligan when he chases and fights hard and does not play cards according to the routine, and he is a hooligan when he is not serious, but once he is serious, the man's demeanor, humor, strength, wisdom and social experience will all be displayed, which makes people feel very reliable.

Therefore, Gao Jun did not appear in the past two days, and Han Jingjing would have a feeling of gaining and losing, and she would be entangled even if the toilet seat was not opened.

Her girlish heart, which was filled with chemical symbols, was quietly moved.

But at this time, she would never have fun with Gao Jun in time, and naturally she didn't dare to accept his confession, after all, the two were not familiar with each other, although they had done many things that acquaintances should not do.

She smiled slightly, sat next to her, and said, "I'm not talking about the kind of chat that drinks tea together and watches the sunset, but I just said that we haven't talked seriously since we met, such as your age, major, constellation, blood, or some personal information about me." ”

Gao Jun understands that this is the first step from having fun in time to going directly back to the blind date.

This girl seems to be honest, but in fact, she also has her own little thoughts, which is not so easy to win.

What people say is absolutely not explicitly rejecting you, on the contrary, they are willing to understand you better and continue to develop, but there is nothing substantial, and it also prevents you from having fun in time.

Gao Jun smiled slightly, instantly switched from a hooligan to a personable mature man's mode, thoughtfully handed Han Jingjing a piece of watermelon, and said, "Okay, let's talk about each other and deepen our understanding."

Let me introduce myself first, my name is Gao Jun, 26 years old, male, mainly composed of organic and inorganic matter.

The main components are 65 percent oxygen, 18 percent carbon, 10 percent hydrogen, 3 percent nitrogen and other minerals, as well as phosphorus, sulfur, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, iron, zinc and other elements, of course, there are many trace elements with a proportion of less than 0.1 percent, I will not list them all!"

Han Jingjing looked at her, her eyes became more and more curved, like a crescent moon like a hook in the sky, and finally couldn't help laughing, the flowers and branches trembled, and even charming.

This was the first time she had heard such a self-introduction, and she had even said the main constituent substances of the human body, and this time she understood it thoroughly.

Moreover, Han Jingjing herself is a chemistry teacher, and saying it in this way is what she really likes.

"How about Mr. Han, you have a deeper understanding of me this time, right?" Gao Jun asked with a smile.

Han Jingjing burst into tears of laughter, and asked with more interest, "Can you be more specific?"

"Absolutely. Gao Jun said: "I just talked about the atomic composition, if you analyze it from a molecular point of view, I am composed of carbohydrates and fats, proteins, vitamins, minerals, cellulose and other elements.

If you look at it from a cellular point of view, I am composed of cells, extracellular fluid, and extracellular solids.

If you analyze it from a tissue perspective, I am made up of epithelial tissue, connective tissue, muscle tissue, and nerve tissue.

If I am made up of multiple organs from an organ point of view, if I am made up of a system of organs, I am composed of a respiratory system, a digestive system, an endocrine system, a nervous system, etc......

Mr. Han, is there anything else you want to know?"

Han Jingjing was completely stunned, and gave a thumbs up and said, "This time I really have a comprehensive understanding." ”

"Isn't it time for me to learn about you?" Gao Jun said, "I really want you to introduce your own composition from a musculoskeletal perspective?"

"Huh, what do you mean?" Han Jingjing really didn't understand.

Teacher Gao said bluntly: "Just let you talk about your height, weight and measurements first." ”

Han Jingjing was speechless for a while, and the good academic discussion went off track, and Teacher Han said: "I can only tell you that my height is one meter and sixty-seven centimeters, as for the rest, you can calculate it yourself." ”

"Okay!" Who would have thought that Gao Jun readily agreed, walked directly into Han Jingjing's studio, took the paper and pen and really began to calculate.

Han Jingjing was full of black lines, crying and laughing, thinking that he was pretending, who would have thought that he would come out after a while, and said seriously: "I know that your height is one meter six or seven, after my exclusive secret method calculation, I learned that your upper circumference is eighty-eight, your waist circumference is sixty-one, the circumference of your little fart is ninety, the length of your thighs is fifty, and the length of your calves is forty-three...... Wow, the golden ratio, convex and backward, tall and graceful!"

"You ......" Han Jingjing was really stunned this time, he thought that Gao Jun was talking nonsense, who would have thought that these data were almost the same as her own situation, she even forgot to blush, and asked in surprise: "How did you calculate it?"

Gao Jun smiled: "There are many calculation methods, but most of them are not accurate, I relied on visual inspection and calculation, and I came up with this relatively accurate figure." ”

Visually, Han Jingjing blushed when she remembered it, this stinky guy must have peeked at herself.

Gao Jun smiled: "Okay, we now have a certain understanding of each other, let's talk about blood, this bloodiness is very important, in fact, judging from your usual performance, you love research, steady, persistent, focused, introverted and quiet on weekdays, so I analyze that you are blood type A." ”

"Do you know this?" Han Jingjing said in surprise: "No wonder you have to have fun in time, it seems that you know me very well." ”

It's said so, but the sensitive girl still feels very happy, because only when a man really likes you, he will observe and analyze you with his heart.

Otherwise, most men only like to look at women by looking at their faces and figures.

Gao Jun smiled: "You are type A, I am type B, then we may have children A, B, O and AB ...... in the future."

"Okay, okay, let's eat watermelon, I'll see if there's a sunset red program on TV. "Han Jingjing is really convinced.

The only change is that Mr. Han took advantage of the kung fu given to Gao Jun watermelon and sat next to him.

Just like many old husbands and wives, they don't have to reach old age, the consequences of the seven-year itch, the freshness and passion are gone, and it has simply become the family affection between close relatives, there are not many words, and the affection is gone, but they will always sit together to eat, watch TV, and sleep together at night, everything has become a habit.

Han Jingjing can sit next to Gao Jun, which in itself is a kind of acceptance.

Gao Jun smiled slightly and nibbled on the watermelon, which was absolutely sweet and refreshing, and the whole body was comfortable.

Teacher Han turned on the TV, naturally she wouldn't watch the sunset red program, she quickly locked a TV station, only to listen to the eerie music sound, the background was dim and dark, and it was mixed with the strange voice of a woman, like *, and like crying.

Gao Jun shuddered for no reason, but he was excited in his heart, could it be that Mr. Han wanted to watch a horror movie with him, this is great, women like to protect and comfort the most in a terrifying atmosphere.

Gao Jun moved his arms and spread his chest.

At this moment, a low, rich and magnetic male narration came from the TV: "Why is a young woman crying late at night, who took away her mark of beauty, will she sink from now on, or will she regain her former beauty, please watch this issue of 'Approaching Science'!"

"I'll wipe it!" Gao Jun scolded, almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood: "This is like a horror film, it's a science show for a long time?"

Teacher Han Jingjing also smiled bitterly: "Now the ratings of pure science programs are generally not high, and if the show doesn't come up with some tricks and gimmicks, I'm afraid no one will watch it." ”

"Then you can't talk nonsense, deliberately create a gimmick, right?" Gao Jun said helplessly: "Last time, I said that there was an electrified village, and the electric pen was tested, whether it was the gate, the wall, the ground, or even the air was electrified, which scared the whole village to move away, and finally many experts studied it together and concluded that the electric pen was broken!"

"That's the show. Han Jingjing smiled bitterly.

"Also, there is a buddy who can control the direction of blood in the whole body and vomit blood anytime and anywhere, and finally a number of experts have concluded that this guy is a long-term gum bleeding patient. Gao Jun said.

Han Jingjing rubbed her forehead weakly: "It's also this show." ”

"There is a more ruthless, said that it is a certain village, in the clear weather, suddenly two ice lumps fell from the sky, some people also went to taste it, and it was more tempting to take it home directly and said that it was rootless water, curing all diseases, and later I learned that it was chemically treated feces and urine on the plane......"

Han Jingjing glanced at him, and without hesitation, he picked up the remote control and changed the channel!