Chapter 27: I Do
Zhang Wuwei sat anxiously for half an hour, and the little grandmother finally picked up the needle on his body for him.
But what puzzled him was that his arms were still unconscious, and he consulted the little grandmother to find out that this state would last for an hour.
Back in his room, Zhang Wuwei couldn't wait to take off his pajama pants and lie down in a modern bathtub that was very different from other Chinese furniture.
Hearing the thunder outside, I admired the two grandmothers more and more, and felt that they had a seamless time arrangement, but they didn't know that they had fallen into a trap.
Zhang Wuwei was lying in the bathtub and soaking beautifully, so comfortable that he fell asleep, and heard the little grandmother shouting outside the window: "Wuwei, how is it, is it a good soak?"
"Ah, that's good. Zhang Wuwei hurriedly responded.
"That's fine. You soak it, I have something to go out with your grandmother and your grandfather, you remember not to wash for too long, and you will shout Yan Yan if you have something. ”
"Okay, so how long will it take for me to move my arm? I've been soaking for an hour, right?"
"This can choke, I just found out that there is too much medicine in the medicine I dispensed for you, and your arm may not move until midnight. That's it, I went first. ”
"Little grandma!"
Zhang Wuwei's complaining shouts were not over, and Li Zhiqiu had already smiled evilly and hid back in the west wing.
At this time, the west wing room was empty, clean and quiet.
Jiang Xinyue, who had been waiting here, asked a little uneasily: "Sister, otherwise forget it, right?" I always feel that we have done something sorry for Yan Yan for our children......
"Look at what you said, sister, Yan Yan's feelings for our inaction are so obvious, it's impossible for both of us to look away, right?"
"But isn't it a little ...... for us to force them like this," Jiang Xinyue said worriedly.
"Oh, my good sister, it's not like we've never been younger, and we're definitely helping them. ”
"Hopefully we're not doing anything wrong. By the way, sister, what is that medicine you told me to put in? ”
"Sister, good eyesight, that medicine was only refined by me in the past few days, it's that kind of medicine. I'm going to name it Kotosesan. Li Zhiqiu blinked like a ghostly little girl.
"Sister, are you talking about aphrodisiacs? Did you really make that thing harmless to the human body?" Jiang Xinyue asked in surprise.
"That's nature. Our precious grandson has just stepped into the path of martial arts, how could I possibly let his true qi be damaged. I found a new medicine with three flavors to replace the fairy spleen and sea dragon, so that the whole medicine lost the effect of restraining with the true qi, so the effect of the medicine will be very poor, but for people who have no internal strength, the effect must be enough, I believe you have already experienced it, sister, right?"
Jiang Xinyue asked in wonder, "Ahhh
"Actually, I added a Ning Qi Pill to our old man's wine last night, and then took a bath when he took a bath, sister, were you very ...... last night?"
"Oh, don't talk about it, you're still so indecent at this age. Although Jiang Xinyue did not answer Li Zhiqiu's question, her slightly red face had already explained everything.
The two old women, who were close to the age of sixties, played around for a moment like little sisters in the season of flowers, and then looked at the opposite room.
After waiting for a while, there was no movement, and Li Zhiqiu, who was anxious, simply took out his mobile phone and dialed Zhang Yan's phone. "Hey, Yan Yan. ”
"Well, little grandma, what's the matter with you?"
"I have something to do with your grandfather and your grandmother, you remember not to let Wuwei soak for too long at home, and pay attention to the fact that he must not catch a cold during this time. ”
"I see. ”
Zhang Yan has always been extremely concerned about Zhang Wuwei's affairs, how can he stand this kind of scare, so he hurriedly ran back to the room to the door of the bathroom and asked, "Brother, can you move your arm?
"Ah, that's good, this bathtub has a heating function. But the arm is out of play, and he was pitted by the little grandmother again. Zhang Wuwei's grief voice came from the bathroom across the wall.
"Or else...... Shall I wash it for you? The little grandmother said she couldn't let you soak it for too long. ”
"Don't listen to her, she's sincere...... You want to tease us. Zhang Wuwei had completely seen through the little grandmother's plan at this time, but he still swallowed back the words when they came to his mouth.
"No, I have to listen to my little grandmother about this, I'm in. Zhang Yan no longer gave Zhang Wuwei a chance to refute, walked straight into the bathroom, and came to the bathtub to wash his hair.
Zhang Wuwei in the bathtub had nothing to do, so he could only try his best to cooperate with Zhang Yan, so that this "torture" could end as soon as possible.
Zhang Yan helped Zhang Wuwei wash her hair, her face was as red as a soldering iron, but every time she thought of Niu Xiaojuan's challenge, she felt that she should be more positive, so she simply said boldly: "Brother, stand up, I'll help you wipe the shower gel." ”
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly refused: "No need, I'll just wipe it next time." ”
"But...... The little grandmother said that you must wash the medicated bath on your body. ”
"Don't listen to her. Zhang Wuwei couldn't wait to kowtow a few times to the little grandmother who didn't know where he was, in order to pray that she hadn't said anything more to Zhang Yan.
"I ...... Let's listen to the little grandmother. Zhang Yan finally fell in love with the little grandmother, forcibly held Zhang Wuwei up with shame, wrapped a towel full of shower gel around his hands, and wiped Zhang Wuwei's body.
"Hiss......" Zhang Wuwei couldn't help but gasp.
Zhang Yan, whose heartbeat had always remained on the cordon, almost went into shock on the spot when he heard this inhalation, and stammered and asked, "Brother...... You...... What's wrong?"
"Ah, the towel is a little cold. Zhang Wuwei said casually.
"Oh......" Zhang Yansheng agreed like a mosquito, and his hand left Zhang Wuwei's back.
Zhang Wuwei thought that the matter was finally over, but he didn't expect Zhang Yan to let go of his hand in order to take off the towel in his hand, and then touched it back with his warm little hand covered with shower gel......
It wasn't until many years later that Zhang Wuwei recalled this incident and couldn't help but sigh like a supreme treasure: "At that time, that hand was only 0.01 cm away from my body, but after a quarter of the incense, the hostess of that hand would completely touch me, because I decided to tell a lie." Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one, I think, is the most embarrassing. ”
However, at this moment, Zhang Wuwei just wanted to tell Zhang Yan loudly that he didn't mean that.
But at the moment, he still felt that he was very comfortable washing, so he had to grit his teeth and admit this "dumb loss".
At this time, a sudden burst of thunder sounded, and Zhang Yan, who had been afraid of thunder and lightning since he was a child, subconsciously squatted down.
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly took the opportunity to sit back in the bathtub. "Thank you, wife, I'll be fine like this. ”
When Zhang Yan heard Zhang Wuwei's words, he gritted his teeth and stood up. "Okay, brother, stand up, I'll help you put on your bathrobe. ”
Zhang Wuwei, who was covered with a faint fragrance of medicine, put on a bathrobe with the help of Zhang Yan, hunched his waist and crossed his buttocks, and walked back to the bedroom with difficulty.
After sitting on the edge of the bed and waiting for a long time, Zhang Yan didn't come out, so he shouted to the bathroom: "Yan Yan, what are you doing, why haven't you come out?"
"I ...... When I changed my clothes, everything I was wearing was wet. ”
After Zhang Yan finished speaking, he walked out of the bathroom wearing a lady's bath dress.
Looking at the exposed fragrant shoulders and powder arms, Zhang Wuwei was stimulated to the blood and blood, and he only felt that Xiao Wuwei's "hard work" under the bathrobe had once again improved to a higher level.
He believed that if he was to follow the setting in the online novel, his little Wuwei would probably have broken through the peak of the Heavenly Rank at this time.
Seeing Zhang Wuwei looking at himself stupidly and not replying, Zhang Yan said with a delicate face: "I'll go get a set of clothes, I don't know where the clothes in the bathroom went......"
Zhang Yan walked to the wardrobe next to the bed with Zhang Wuwei's blazing gaze, but when she opened the wardrobe, she found that it was empty, not to mention pajamas and underwear, even the outer clothes and shoes and socks were gone.
Zhang Wuwei, who also saw all this, didn't have to guess and knew that this was another good thing done by the little grandma, so he opened his mouth to persuade: "Don't look for it, it must have been hidden by the little grandma." ”
"That'...... I'll go up to the house and look for it. Zhang Yan was about to rush into the majestic rain outside the house as he spoke.
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly stopped: "Stop." What do you go to the house in such a heavy rain, and even if you go, you will definitely not find it. ”
"Then I'm ......" Zhang Yan's heart jumped to his throat at this moment.
Zhang Wuwei knew that Zhang Yan was thinking about him, and he couldn't help but scold himself fiercely in his heart. "Are you still human, Yan Yan thinks about you everywhere, and you're still thinking about that now!"
Scolding himself awake, Zhang Wuwei put on a calm smile and said, "Good, come to bed quickly, it's time to catch a cold in a while." You listen to my brother, just lie down in this bath dress, let's cover the quilt and wait for the rain to stop. Sneeze. ”
Zhang Wuwei's plan can be said to be in Zhang Yan's arms, and he easily used a fake sneeze to scare away all Zhang Yan's concerns.
Zhang Yan was afraid that Zhang Wuwei would catch a cold, so he hurriedly climbed into bed and helped him cover it tightly.
Zhang Wuwei had completely adjusted his mentality at this moment, and when Zhang Yan got into her bed, he said in the most sincere voice: "Wife, don't be nervous, although your brother and I are not decent gentlemen, I will wait until you are really willing to accept me." ”
Finding that Zhang Wuwei had misunderstood his mind, Zhang Yan hurriedly turned around and wanted to explain, but he couldn't say anything when the words came to his mouth, so he could only bury his face on Zhang Wuwei's chest to express his love.
It's a pity that Zhang Wuwei didn't understand, but just touched Zhang Yan's head dotingly. "Silly wife, sleep in peace. ”
"I hate it, don't touch my head. I've grown up...... Brother, can you move your hand?" Zhang Yan raised his head in surprise and gently supported the arm in front of him.
Zhang Wuwei hurriedly tried to move twice, not only could he move at will, but the pain was also minimal, and he couldn't help but smile excitedly: "Ah, really! haha......"
The two who forgot to celebrate forgot for a while that they were in a half-naked state, until the two quilts were kicked down, allowing them to see each other's bodies, and then they hurriedly and embarrassedly dragged back the quilt to be honest.
Returning to the charming atmosphere again, Zhang Yan plucked up the courage to look at Zhang Wuwei affectionately, and said in a slur manner: "If you want to ...... Yes, I ...... Willing. ”