Zhang Wuwei skillfully recited the basic mental mantra of the Infinite Realm, and when he saw the little grandmother smiling and nodding, his eyes immediately lit up, and he thought about intercession.

It's a pity that before he could make a good word, Li Zhiqiu said again: "Not bad." Then I'll give you three more days in terms of footwork, if you can't run on this stone table by then...... I don't think you need to say you know my methods, do you?"

Zhang Wuwei, who was threatened by the little grandmother, couldn't help but shudder.

He knows very well how maddening the little grandma's tricks are, and every time she makes a move, he will be made to cry without tears.

He still clearly remembers that the last time his little grandmother cleaned him up was in the second semester of his sophomore year of high school.

At that time, the little grandmother learned from Zhang Yan that his academic performance had declined due to his greedy play in computer games, and in a fit of anger, she rushed to his house overnight and forced him to eat a small light yellow pill.

From that day on, as long as his head was close to the computer screen or mobile phone, something with electromagnetic radiation, for more than half an hour, his face would have small pimples, and it was very itchy, until he returned to the top three in the class before he got the antidote.

Although more than a year has passed since the incident, Zhang Wuwei still can't help but feel a chill every time he thinks about it, and hurriedly promises: "Little grandma, don't worry, I absolutely understand!"

Li Zhiqiu nodded with satisfaction, and said with a wicked smile: "It's good to understand." Hey, it's really not good for people to be unconvinced, and I'm sleepy just now. I'll go back to the house to rest first, and don't practice for too long, grandson, just 'do what you can'." ”

Zhang Wuwei, who had already been in tears in his heart, forced out a smile that was a hundred times uglier than crying, and responded: "Little grandma, don't worry, I understand the concept of 'doing what you can'." ”

After walking for more than an hour in one breath, Zhang Wuwei only felt more and more bored as he walked, so he took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat, and sent "harassment messages" to Xue Li and Li Mo, two sworn friends.

After waiting for a while and not receiving a reply, he remembered that everyone was still in military training, so he casually added a netizen named "I love Remy" and chatted.

"Hello, let's talk?"

"Hello"

"Are you really a girl? Why do you like mice?"

"How do you know?"

"Isn't Remy the rat in Food Story?

"I thought not many people had seen it, and the people who added it before always asked me if Remy was my boyfriend or something, and I was annoyed"

"Hehe, they didn't think about it."

"Anyway, you can think of better than them! Where are you from?"

"I'm from Shengyang, what about you?"

"Miss Ben is alien, hee-hee"

"Ah, what a coincidence. I have a cat in my house who is also from an alien."

"Is it really fake? Can it fly?"

"You're real, it's true. And what is such a trifle as flying......"

Zhang Wuwei, who has been threatened and bullied since he met Miaomiao, can be regarded as having found an object to complain about, and took this opportunity to tell the other party about Miaomiao's various great deeds without scruples.

A netizen named Remy doesn't know if it's because of his good acting skills or if he's really innocent to the point of being stupid, and between the lines he is full of envy in addition to believing it.

The more he talked, the happier Zhang Wuwei became, and he didn't look at the time or practice anymore, and chatted with this netizen intently.

It wasn't until Zhang Yan came to the backyard to look for him that only half of the water in his stomach was poured out, so he could only reluctantly say goodnight to the other party and quit WeChat.

But before Zhang Wuwei could put the phone back in his pocket, the ringtone rang.

Zhang Yan immediately guessed that it was Niu Xiaojuan's call again, stepped onto the stone bench excitedly, took off a headset and put it on his ear, and motioned Zhang Wuwei to speak quickly with his eyes.

Zhang Wuwei looked at him with a cold gaze, pretended to be natural and picked up the phone and asked, "Hello?"

"Hello, is it a nerdy bear?" a young female voice came from the phone, speaking a very non-standard Mandarin.

Zhang Wuwei thought for a while, reluctantly understood the other party's words, and replied, "Uh, it's me." Are you...... Remy？”

"That's smart, it's Miss Ben. The girl praised happily.

"How do you know my number?"

"Of course, it's the high-tech of our planet, and you won't understand it. ”

Zhang Wuwei thought about it secretly, and felt that this netizen was added by himself casually, and it shouldn't be a liar or something. "You're amazing. That one...... Is there anything wrong with you?"

"Why do you say it?"

"My wife came to urge me to sleep. ”

Speaking of which, Zhang Wuwei secretly glanced at Zhang Yan and saw that her face had softened a lot, and she had turned slightly red, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Listen to your voice, you are very young, you have a wife so early?"

"I'm a little earlier, but I'm listening to you quieter, don't you have to go to school tomorrow?

"Please, tomorrow is the weekend. ”

"Aliens have a weekend too?"

"It's been connected to the whole universe for a long time, okay. ”

"Well, I'm not knowledgeable. But I'm really going to sleep, is there anything else going on with you?"

"You go to sleep, I don't have anything to do, I just want to tell you to remember to contact me next time you go online, Miss Ben can accompany you to talk about the monster university that just came out." ”

"Okay, definitely. Bye. ”

Hanging up the phone, Zhang Wuwei took the initiative to hand over the phone with an innocent look, and explained to Zhang Yan that he originally wanted to chat with Xue Li and Li Mo, but they were not online so they added this person casually.

However, Zhang Yan, who was satisfied with being shouted to his wife, had no intention of pursuing it at all, and helped him down the stone table with a happy face.

The three-day appointment soon came as scheduled, although Zhang Wuwei couldn't really run on the stone table, he basically reached the speed of professional race walking, and Zhang Yan helped him intercede, which was barely escaped.

Hearing that the little grandmother was going to treat him today, Zhang Wuwei was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night, because it meant that he finally had a hand to use.

It is rare to be the first person in the family to get up, Zhang Wuwei sat honestly in the yard and waited for a morning, depressedly watching the little grandmother, who was the attending doctor, pruning flowers and plants, cutting vegetables and feeding the chickens, and the originally sunny mood slowly turned into a cloudy state like the weather.

Li Zhiqiu also saw that his grandson couldn't wait, looked at the sky again, put down the work in his hand and asked, "Stinky boy, is this impatient?"

Zhang Wuwei hurriedly put on a smile and said, "Look at what you said, where can you be." ”

"Come on, I won't tease you. Go and call you Yan Yan and your grandmother to come over, let's start. ”

Zhang Wuwei hurriedly slapped his ass with a smile and said, "Okay, hehe." Little grandma is the best. ”

Jiang Xinyue, who had already prepared everything, heard her grandson's shout and took Zhang Yan to the courtyard, put all kinds of tools on the stone table, and then pulled out a small shiny black round stick like a trick.

No matter how Zhang Wuwei looked at it, it looked like the kind of sharpening stick used by butchers, but what surprised him was that the eldest grandmother just took this sharpening stick and gently swiped it on both sides of his arm, and the plaster split in half, so shocked that his jaw almost fell to the ground.

With a few snapping sounds from the plaster cast falling to the ground, the arms that had not been in contact with the air for a long time suddenly emitted a disgusting sour smell, so embarrassed that Zhang Wuwei was embarrassed to even raise his head, let alone be in the mood to inquire about the sharpening stick.

Li Zhiqiu saw his grandson's embarrassment at a glance, handed the bamboo tube in his hand to Zhang Yan, and comforted him in a mocking tone: "I've been a 'stinky boy' for so many years, do you still care about this moment? Hurry up and open your mouth, and you can take a bath when I finish treating you." ”

Zhang Wuwei, who was yearning for a bath, opened his mouth and drank the medicine fed by Zhang Yan without thinking about it, and a fishy smell that was more unpleasant than his arm instantly spread in his mouth, and he couldn't stop retching nauseously.

Before he could complain, Zhang Yan had already delivered the second bottle of medicine given by the little grandmother to his mouth.

Guessing that it would not be worse than the first bottle, Zhang Wuwei took a deep breath, closed his eyes and opened his mouth like a brave warrior about to die.

In the second bottle of medicine, an extremely bitter taste replaced the stench just now.

Zhang Wuwei's mouth began to secrete saliva frantically, and the extent was straight after the pit bull, and it didn't get better after swallowing N times.

"What is this, little grandma...... Uh, ah~"

"Stop talking nonsense, I know what you're trying to say. In the past, you drank just some cold and fever medicine, and that kind of thing can be mixed casually, but this time it's a broken bone, bear with it, how can the medicine be delicious. Come on, it's the last bottle. Li Zhiqiu explained to Zhang Wuwei while preparing the tools at hand.

Zhang Wuwei looked at the third bottle of medicine in Zhang Yan's hand, and couldn't open his mouth anymore.

In the end, it was only through Zhang Yan's soft and sweet persuasion that he drank it with the mentality that the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

What surprised him was that the third bottle of medicine had a refreshing fragrance, which directly dispelled the strange taste in his mouth.

After drinking the three bottles of medicine, Zhang Wuwei watched in horror as the little grandmother took out two long seeping silver needles from a narrow red sandalwood needle box.

Before he could say anything to stop him, two long needles had already pierced his shoulder blades where they met his collarbone.

A tingling sensation flashed, and Zhang Wuwei was surprised to find that his arms were completely unconscious, and asked curiously: "Wow? Is this the legendary point? ”

"Almost, you leave it alone. Jiang Xinyue replied with a somewhat strange expression.

Li Zhiqiu covered the red sandalwood needle box, opened a beautifully embroidered acupuncture bag, took out a large handful of silver needles from it and opened the bow left and right on Zhang Wuwei's upper body, and after a while, he dressed him up as a hedgehog.

After applying all the needles in one go, Li Zhiqiu was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

Jiang Xinyue knew that her sister's acupuncture method was infused with internal force with each needle, so she hurriedly sat on the stone bench. "My sister has worked hard, take a quick rest, and leave the matter of the medicinal bath to me. ”

"Where is my sister, but sister, don't forget to put that medicine. Li Zhiqiu winked at her sister.

Zhang Wuwei listened to the conversation between the two grandmothers, and an ominous premonition came to Zhang Wuwei's heart.

Although he didn't know what the little grandmother said about "that medicine", he could be sure that the two grandmothers must have something to hide from him, and he couldn't help praying in his heart: "God bless, I hope it will be good if you don't be too miserable by the little grandmother this time......"