Chapter 245: Xueba and Xueben
When Atletico and Tang Jiayi rushed to the outside of the classroom, the third class in the afternoon was about to end in a few minutes, and on the way, the girl had already communicated with the fourth sister Tong Li, who was in the same class, and knew that the teacher did not name her, so she finally let go of some nervousness and complaints.
Speaking of which, she has always been a good student and a good girl, and she can count the records of being late for class in the past ten years of her school career so far, and she has not left early or even skipped class once. So after realizing that she missed class, she didn't think like some other college students, "I'm late anyway, hurry up to get to the second half of the class, it's better to continue playing/sleeping/shopping", and immediately took action to pack up and rush to school.
Although a class is 45 minutes in college and high school, the Registrar's Office usually arranges the class schedule in two consecutive periods, which seems to be because college students are generally over 18 years old and are adults, and they can and should have good self-management skills, and do not need to worry about being distracted and distracted like the "children" in primary and secondary schools who go to Malaysia because of the long class time. However, the assumption is good, but the actual situation is somewhat unsatisfactory.
Today's college students, in their previous ten years of study, there are always a few cases of desertion and flying to Java, and most of them are still able to authenticate and listen to the lectures, otherwise they would have been intercepted and brushed down by the three examination networks of the junior high school, the high school entrance examination, and the college entrance examination. However, when they were admitted to the university, many people quickly or slowly became the bad students and bad children they despised and despised back then, which has to be said to be an irony.
Officially, this is because of the management principles of "strict entry and wide exit" and "focusing on student self-management" advocated by domestic universities, so that some students who are accustomed to being urged by teachers to do questions in primary and secondary schools feel unaccustomed, and it may also be because of the psychological gap that leads to discomfort. In fact, there is a huge technical loophole in this, which has been ignored intentionally or unintentionally by the relevant departments with great powers, that is, the knowledge structure of the front-line lecturers in universities.
With the expansion of university enrollment and the construction of research universities, knowledgeable and experienced professors are busy leading research teams, either reviewing papers or attending various seminars, and the front-line lecturers are all promoted from the teaching assistants of their majors, and the teaching assistants are undergraduate students who have doctorates, masters, or even undergraduate students who have stayed on to teach. These people can successfully graduate and obtain a degree certificate, and their basic professional knowledge and skills are naturally not lacking, but the mastery of educational theories, psychology and logic necessary for teachers is not necessarily sufficient.
In a word, a good student doesn't necessarily make a good teacher.
Excellent lecturers and professors have actively or passively accumulated experience and these necessary knowledge in the process of teaching year after year, which makes their courses more attractive, and some teachers are either good-looking or talented, and do not have to worry about the lack of attractiveness of their classrooms. However, for most ordinary lecturers majoring in science and engineering, perhaps after selling their "Chinese" textbooks for scrap after the college entrance examination that year, they have never written a single text other than applied literature, and there should be no research on logic, psychology or anything, so it is impossible for them to teach courses that are not boring and boring.
Interestingly, among the first-line professors and associate professors of various colleges of Egret University, only the physical education department is mostly educational, perhaps this is the reason why students like to take sports electives?
Because of the weakness in his heart, Tang Jiayi has been standing in the corridor on the other side, hiding from the door of the classroom, afraid of being seen by the teacher who will come out later, Ma Jing, who was going to go to the laboratory to see, was entrusted with a "heavy task" by him, and arranged for him to sit on the bench that could see the door of the classroom and monitor, once the teacher inside announced that he would leave class and go out of the classroom to rest, he would send a signal to Tang Jiayi to let the other party come and sneak into the classroom quickly.
A few minutes later, the plant physiology teacher announced the end of class, left the classroom and walked to the teacher's lounge, Atletico quickly signaled Tang Jiayi, who received it and walked over. Instead of going to the front door that opened the door where people were constantly entering and leaving, he held his bag and lowered his head and got into the back door.
This should be a weak heart after occasionally making mistakes, looking at her sneaky action here without three hundred taels of silver, Atletico couldn't help but shake his head a little and chuckle, sister, you are still too tender, there is no egg set that the old fritters should have. Generally speaking, freshmen are newcomers to tender tofu, referred to as new tender, not only youthful and tender on the outside, but also fresh and tender in the heart; As for the legendary senior year, it has become stinky tofu, and many senior students are more willing to use the senior dog to laugh at themselves, and they are scolded like dogs in the internship unit, and they rush to fight with similar dogs with a stack of resumes at the campus job fair......
The same old fritters, usually the boys are getting more and more ugly, while the girls are getting better and better, this is not the effect of hormonal syndrome at the end of puberty, it is purely a problem of dressing.
Judging a boy's grade, you only need to look at what he is wearing: a high school uniform or college uniform is a freshman, and those who often wear sportswear denim T-shirts are more likely to be sophomores, and the old fritters of the juniors, the guy in front of him who is wearing flip-flops and beach shorts is, as for the seniors, it is invisible now, after all, it is already June 1st, they are busy taking graduation photos, going through various procedures, this time is the most chaotic period for graduates to dress, it may be wearing a wide robe like a bachelor's uniform on the campus to swagger through the city, holding a certain tree and a telephone pole to take a group photo, it may also be wearing a suit and holding a folder to rush to the interview and sign a contract, or it may be a flip-flop with a big pants vest or a shirtless fight with your roommates Dota, CS, and Fengshen, and perform the last madness.
As for the girls, they become more and more good-looking as they move up the grade, and it is purely that most of them begin to actively and passively awaken their talent for dressing, and their faces in high school are gone, and it has gradually become the norm to not go out without makeup, without washing their hair, no matter how sloppy they are in the dormitory, they have become beautiful ladies with bags when they walk out of the dormitory.
Of course, this change is fast and slow for different people, some people may have begun to know how to choose and design their own hairstyles in high school, and they can also paint themselves simple light makeup, and some people may be used to wearing hospital uniforms with sleeves in their sophomore year, and they still bring backpacks to class instead of women's bags.
Although Tang Jiayi was quickly rated as a school flower as soon as she entered the school, and she occasionally had the experience of wearing business skirts and small dresses to attend various formal occasions, she was too well protected by Atletico Madrid, and she never completely disconnected from high school girls in terms of mentality. For teachers are still like in high school, afraid of making mistakes and being criticized, in fact, most college teachers will not pay attention to you and do not arrive late and leave early, you are the one who pays the tuition to suspend the class, as long as you do not interfere with the order of the class and make bad behaviors such as sleeping and snoring and affecting other students, they can tolerate and ignore it.
College teachers and high school teachers are actually two very different professions, although they both hold teaching certificates in their hands, but the requirements inside are very different. Primary and secondary school teachers and even kindergarten teachers like Tang Qi can be born in normal colleges or ordinary citizens, as long as their professional qualifications, pedagogy, educational psychology and Mandarin meet the standards, they can get the corresponding teacher qualification certificate through the audit or assessment of the education department. The issuance of university teacher qualifications is usually managed by each university itself, which is relatively free, but the ability requirements and work pressure of college teachers are not much less than that of primary and secondary school teachers.
After graduation, I stayed in school as a teaching assistant, on the one hand, I had to conscientiously study teaching techniques, and on the other hand, I had to actively build a good relationship with professors and associate professors in order to be recommended and promoted to lecturers after a few years. At the lecturer level, although the main job is to give lectures, the biggest key to the promotion of lecturers to associate professors is scientific research ability and scientific research results, specifically the quantity and quality of papers published by signatures.
According to the 1960 regulations on the promotion of college teachers' titles, the promotion to associate professor requires three achievements: first, high teaching quality and excellent grades, second, in-depth research and deep attainments and great contributions to the major, and third, proficiency in a foreign Chinese. In addition to accumulating teaching experience, college lecturers must also do everything possible to design and select research topics and write papers, otherwise they will not want to upgrade and raise their salaries to embark on the pinnacle of life.
Seeing Tang Jiayi run into the classroom, after waiting outside for a while, Atletico got up and left the teaching building and walked towards the outside of the school.
"Well, today is Children's Day!" Walking around the campus, Atletico noticed that the number of teenage children he saw today was significantly higher than usual. Even if the teachers and children in the school go home for the holidays, it is impossible for there to be so many children in the school. After thinking about it a little, he understood the reason, today is Children's Day, and it seems that the seventh grade and below are going to have a holiday, and the heron nature, which is a famous local attraction on Egret Island and even a well-known scenic spot in the country, has welcomed more young tourists.
Sent a message to the boss to ask about the situation, Atletico turned around and walked towards the cafeteria, although after moving back to the headquarters last semester, they usually attend classes and eat in the seaside campus, but everyone quickly figured out where the canteens in the school headquarters are delicious and affordable. He plans to take advantage of the beginning of the fourth class in the afternoon to go to the cafeteria to eat the freshest meal, such a meal is one less meal! I have to say that the arrival of the graduation season in June has made Atletico Madrid involuntarily stained with some sad literary tones.
Undertake the food supply of hundreds of people every day, most of the chefs in the canteen are strong and experienced strong men, but after half an hour and an hour after the meal, they will also become weak and rusty. So Atletico saw a lot of fellow travelers along the way, obviously all of them were classmates who had no classes in the afternoon for 34 periods, and they took advantage of their advantages to come to the canteen early to "occupy seats", not to occupy the card seats in the canteen, but to occupy the outside of those star stalls, so that they could grab the star dishes that were limited every day.
Liu Haiyang, like Atletico Madrid, is an outlier in the university, only Li Jiaming and Liu Shumeng, one is busy falling in love, and the other is busy playing games, which is actually the norm for college students, at least college boys. However, unlike Atletico Madrid, Liu Haiyang, an anomaly is slightly more common, and there is an informal term to call them scholars.
Originally, Xueba was used to refer to some academic authorities with improper style, and the word Ba has the color of brute force and violence, and words with the word Ba are generally not good. Originally, a scholar refers to a person who is similar to a "scholar valve" who controls the right to speak academically. They regard their research fields as their own turf and abuse their right of authorship, appraisal, and recommendation for their own personal gain.
But in the Internet era, Xu is Chinese language education is not valued and English education from the baby to grasp the collateral effect, many people are gradually accustomed to using the meaning of the text and English thinking to understand Chinese words, and including the bee input method of the new generation of pinyin input method of self-made words and network high-frequency word function, is to make a lot of grammatical should be the wrong words and wrong words appear in large numbers, grandly appear in the daily communication of netizens, and with the rapid expansion of the number of netizens gradually affect more people.
As for who first used the word "academic overlord" to describe students with excellent studies, it is actually impossible to test, in short, many people understand this word as "overlord among students" or "overlord in learning", which is used to refer to those who were previously called top students and excellent students.
Although linguists believe that this increasingly popular usage is actually a subconscious attempt to use the word "ba" to neutralize the shock and comparative advantage caused by the other party, and to laugh at themselves, in fact, this is just the impact of English thinking on the new generation of netizens. The old version of "Xueba" is an extension of "Road Tyrant" and "Fishing Tyrant", while the new version of "Xueba" is an extension of "Bath Bomb" and "Lich King".
According to his academic performance and academic strength, Atletico Ma should also be regarded as a member of the top students, and even call him the top student among the top students and the legendary god of learning, but the classmates are more willing to use another word "犇 (bēn)", which is understood by netizens who want to be the best. The other word "牪" is understood as more cattle, so that the three words cow, 牪, and Ben just constitute the primary, comparative, and superlative level of the adjective "cattle", that is, cattle, middle cattle, and big cattle. This is actually a typical case of English grammar "polluting" the Chinese language.
Although many netizens still don't know the pronunciation of 牪 and Ben, the "combination" mode pioneered by Sogou Pinyin allows everyone to rely on the input code of "uniuniu" to find them. And with the help of this function, many rare characters in the Chinese character library have been excavated by netizens because of their special fonts, such as 勥, 猋, 燚, 憇, 慦, 烎, 炛, 巭, 孬, 嫑, etc., without exception are rare words assembled with simple and common words.
This usage is popular on the Internet for a while, but because it is not easy to input and remember without the pinyin input method, it has not been able to go down the Internet like the word "embarrassment" that has been rediscovered, and it has been published in newspapers and magazines in a grand manner, and even entered the dictionary, with a formal definition of the term.
Standing at the door of the laboratory at this moment, seeing the humanoid object on the table that had been dismantled, the expression on Xueben Atletico Madrid's face was the same as embarrassment, and his expression was fixed in a state of staring, and he didn't know what expression and words to make.
The test bench in front of Liu Haiyang was emptied out of a two-meter-wide section, on which lay a humanoid object, the color of flesh pink, the head, chest, waist, hips, and limbs were all complete, but at this moment, the head, chest, arms, and legs were taken off and put aside. Of course, this is not a human corpse, this is the laboratory of the School of Information Technology and Computer Science, not the laboratory of the medical school, and there are no dead body specimens. Lying on the experimental table, being disemboweled, is actually a beautifully made inflatable doll.
A physical inflatable doll to be exact, a gift that Atletico personally gave to the boss last month for the successful publication of his first paper.
"Boss, you, how do you take it, take it?" around the inflatable doll is a gift from Atletico to the boss, seeing it like this, Atletico is a little embarrassed to mention it.
"What? If you dare to send it, of course you dare to dismantle it and study it. Anyway, it's already been given to me, so of course it's my business how to deal with it. Liu Haiyang looked back at Atletico Madrid and said with a smile.
"Well, it's the first time I've seen such a humorous boss, let me look at this door......" Atletico turned his head to look at the door of the laboratory and muttered to himself: "It must be that I opened it in the wrong way, and accidentally opened a parallel time and space......;
A few minutes later, Atletico put on disposable rubber gloves and stood in front of the experimental table to introduce Liu Haiyang to the "inflatable girlfriend" given to him, only to see him pick up an arm, see that the shape of the hand should be the left arm, and said: "Although it is still called an inflatable doll, in fact, she no longer needs to be inflated, we have developed artificial bones, artificial muscles, The four organs and tissues of artificial skin and artificial fat make her body shape more like a normal person, and different positions of the body will have different shapes, curves and elasticity due to the different proportions of artificial muscle and artificial fat, and the visual and tactile effects are much better than ordinary inflatable dolls and even physical dolls of tens of thousands of dollars in Japan......
"Isn't that tens of thousands?"
In response to the boss's question, Atletico shook his head calmly, "No, no, no, this is the experimental version, and it only needs the cost of materials, which is not too expensive." ”
"Oh!" Liu Haiyang nodded when he heard this, expressing his approval of the statement that this thing is not expensive and can be dismantled and studied casually, without thinking about the actual cost after amortizing the R&D cost and what the final selling price is. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net