Chapter 244: Birthday Present
"There's no one behind this gift of yours who has any harmful traps, right?" Holding the birthday gift box sent by her boyfriend in her hand, Tang Jiayi asked with a smile.
Knowing that the other party was just joking with himself, Atletico also patted his chest and said arrogantly: "How could it be? Who doesn't know that my little brother Ma has a firm character and is a real honest and reliable Xiaolangjun!"
Tang Jiayi, who was untying the ribbon with her head down, looked up at Atletico Madrid, "You should tell the people in the Green Ba project team what you said, you guys are really the most poisonous Atletico heart of the bee tail needle!"
Shrugging his shoulders and spreading his hands, Atletico Madrid looked helpless: "Tongaga! Familiar, I still want to sue you for slander if you say that! We have nothing to do with that green tyrant for a dime, they forcibly use bee fishing nets We haven't found them to claim compensation yet, but simply disconnecting and stopping losses is already very face-saving for them." ”
"Alas, you, you!" shook her head slightly, Tang Jiayi said: "Be kind! Be generous! Do you understand?"
"People respect me for a foot, I respect people, people spit on me, I return people to bricks. In fact, the decision made by the fishing net operation team when disconnecting was not an order from me, and if it were me, it would definitely not be so simple. It would be a waste not to make good use of this focus of public opinion. ”
I remember you seemed to have said that a company in China was very funny, and you actually thought of using the fishing net search engine as their sensitive content filter, which means that you have long known about the green tyrant, maybe you have already arranged the action of the fishing net. ”
"Can you still brag happily?" Atletico Madrid's old face turned red, and he quickly changed the topic, pointed to the carton in Tang Jiayi's hand and said, "Okay, okay, look at your gift, do you like it or not?"
Removing the lid of the box, the red box is covered with black velvet, on which 12 flowers are placed in three rows and four columns: plum, apricot, peach, peony, pomegranate, lotus, hosta, cinnamon, chrysanthemum, hibiscus, camellia, and narcissus.
Curiously, she reached out and poked the five-petal pink plum blossoms whose flowering period had long passed, and then poked the narcissus whose flowering period was far from coming, Tang Jiayi found that they all seemed to be real flowers.
"This is an immortal flower, a flower that has been treated with antiseptic treatment, and your soup flower shop can consider this project, and it is best to deal with the leftover flowers that are sold. ”
"You!" Tang Jiayi was a little crying and laughing, she originally saw that the 12 flowers in the box with different flowering periods and would never open together under normal circumstances could bloom at the same time, and her vanity that belonged to the little woman was suddenly satisfied a lot. You must know that in the legend, even the first empress of the ages like Wu Zetian has not achieved this achievement of celebrating the birthday of a hundred flowers. It didn't take long for Atletico to poke the answer themselves.
"Can you please stop talking nonsense? Now I finally understand why the second sister wants to hunt you down, you are a person...... That's it!"
"Well, isn't this thing in the past?, should they all go to Taobao to contribute money to the old horse now?" said Atletico Madrid, covering his nose.
Previously, in order to celebrate the cumulative upload of free album pictures in the garden exceeded one billion, the garden network cooperated with the fishing net search to launch an image recognition application called "ta is?", adding a "ta is" button on the garden network album, after clicking, the mouse pointer will become a magnifying glass icon, and then click on the album picture, it can automatically analyze and identify the basic information of people, animals and plants, as well as common items such as construction vehicles. Characters can identify men and women, ages, occupations, and names, animals and plants can identify species, males and females, cars, televisions, computers, mobile phones, wrenches, toothpaste, and other common items in daily life can also recognize names and colors, and if there is related news and bee encyclopedia entries, these contents will be displayed simultaneously.
In fact, they launched the "TA is" app at this time, the purpose is not the so-called celebration at all, but to divert attention and show off technology, taking advantage of the opportunity of Dream Walker to appear on the TBBT Star Wars Day special to establish the image of bee technology while the iron is hot. And soon, netizens found out that they installed Luba, and then fed Luba with various pictures containing yellow or even green, and it was actually boring to observe its reaction, and there was a more fun and better appetite "ta is" to feed. As a result, the craze of the whole people watching and molesting the green bully soon subsided, and was replaced by the whole people molesting "ta".
The image content recognition technology used by "TA is" has been obtained and applied for fishing net search for a long time, but it has not been fully opened to the public. Previously, the image search service they provided to the public used the first-generation technology based on the feature values of image files, which could only recognize derivative images of different sizes of the same image, as well as most of the images with similar content, and did not implement image content recognition technology.
On the contrary, content recognition technology is used by them as a content filtering engine to block malicious advertising, anti-pornography and violence, which can effectively prevent the appearance of content prohibited by national laws in search results, or fraudulent content that may damage the interests of users. Ordinary users don't have much feeling about this technology hidden in the background, but they simply feel that the content of the fishing net search is relatively clean, and there are no malicious ads and very yellow and violent pictures and texts.
Although there have been critics who believe that the fishing net is too wide, the content filtering is too serious, and the "original" search results are not provided to users for users to choose, and the neutrality of the tool is lost. But the fishing net still goes its own way, even if it is banned by many small and medium-sized sites from search engines, it will not change.
It's been a long time,In addition to the **** who can't find the download address of Yui Hatano here,Ordinary users began to slowly get used to the one-click direct access of the "fishing" button and a page selection of the "net" button,The website that banned the fishing net has also begun to be lifted,Allowing the search bot program of the fishing net to automatically include the web pages of their website,Indexing。
Conventional file feature value recognition technology has a good recognition effect for the same or similar pictures, such as using the camera triple shooting function to shoot continuous action, get a few photos with a small change range, and the feature value recognition technology can find them out well; but for what the picture is exactly what, this technology is powerless, the computer industry has been studying content recognition technology, trying to identify the information contained in different images, such as identifying the same person wearing different clothes, photos taken in different light environments and background conditions。 Usually using the massive training method, the recognition program establishes a database covering tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of images, maintains the database through manual assisted error correction, and then the software relies on this database to follow the map.
However, this rigid and inefficient method is tantamount to saving the car with a drop in the bucket at the moment of the information explosion.
The photos uploaded by users to the garden album alone have already exceeded 1 billion, and the number of pictures on the whole site has reached 1.8 billion when "ta is" is released, and because of the relationship between "national teasing ta" has surged to 2.4 billion in a short period of time, and it is still increasing rapidly, and the general expert system can't hold it up.
Through the study and analysis of his own brain visual system and the corresponding brain tissue for the processing of visual images, memory, and recall principles, he quickly summed up the corresponding algorithm and transplanted it to the supercomputer, adding brightness to the aura of his "human bionic expert", but unfortunately Atletico did not publish relevant papers to monopolize the inventor of the technology, and his name was unknown.
Although because of structural differences, this kind of human eye visual recognition technology "transplanted" to the computer has a lot of discounts, far from reaching the recognition ability of normal people, but at least there is a level of more than 10-year-old children, which is still the result of the general increase in IQ of children because of contact with electronic devices, otherwise it is the level of more than 15-year-old teenagers.
However, this is only the result of a general description, as a representation of the comprehensive computing power of the human brain, intelligence is limited by the number of brain neurons, blood sugar and blood oxygen supply, and is also limited by the software conditions of knowledge, experience, and personality, which can only be roughly described and cannot be accurately measured.
Normal people's intelligence increases rapidly according to age, reaches the peak at about 25 years old, and then slowly declines, after 60 or 70 years old, with the acceleration of physical aging, intelligence will also accelerate decline, if you are unlucky, a cerebral thrombosis, stroke, epilepsy or something, intelligence can be beaten into zero eggs. That's why there is a saying that intelligence and processing ability are measured by age, but looking for a 10-year-old child who is in the third grade of primary school to compare his intelligence with the fishing net map recognition engine, the program may not be able to win steadily.
And it's easy to simulate intelligence, but it's much more difficult to simulate emotional intelligence and simulate personality and personality, so after the release of "ta is", it immediately aroused great dissatisfaction among a wide range of female netizens.
"ta is" easily revealed the age of the girls**, and for a while, many female users chose to turn off the visitor access to their albums, and some simply deleted all the pictures in the album.
All of a sudden, the complaint mailbox of the garden net and the fishing net was almost blown up by the complaint letters of the angry girls, and for Tang Jiayi's classmates, they can also have a more simple and direct solution, that is, to hunt down the "third brother-in-law Atletico Madrid".
Because his age was not only leaked, but also estimated to be older, Lu Xinquan was not the only one who threatened to "hunt down" Atletico Madrid.
It seems that because the big boss is facing a personal threat, the garden network has been updated with a new version quickly, and users can set whether to turn on "ta is" in their own album space, and they can also manually adjust their recognition accuracy and recognition information options. At the same time, for the majority of female netizens, the new version of "ta is" also strengthens the item identification function, providing girls with the function of "shopping with pictures", just upload pictures or video screenshots to your album, and then click "ta is", the almighty fishing net can tell you where she can buy this thing, but it is much more direct and accurate than the text description of "seaweed with the same paragraph".
However, it seems that this new feature has brought new problems after solving the original problems.
Regarding Atletico Madrid's rhetorical question, Tang Jiayi just said lightly: "Today is June 1st, and my sister's living expenses were spent last Tuesday, and last week we all helped her swipe the meal card." So she still wants to hunt you down, and you made her such a loser. ”
Atletico Madrid collapsed, "Then what do you think I should do? Why don't you cancel her bee pass and refuse to serve from now on?"
"You can give it a try, but I think in this case, the second sister's pursuit is not just lip service. ”
"I'm not Jin Erfat, others don't let the satellite be released one by one, and he will continue to sing 'My Love at the End of the Vast World', while participating in the six-party talks, and the nuclear test will continue to be carried out. The kind of man who is the enemy of the world can only admire, not learn. ”
"By the way, what kind of satellite did North Korea launch last month?"
"It shouldn't have been successful, North Korea is too copycat and unreliable, what to say that the Guangxing 2 was successfully launched, and it is already in orbit and issued a hymn "Song of General Kim Il Sung", just like our country's Dongfanghong 1 played "Dongfang Hong" back then. But I listened to the radio signal for a day, and according to the general direction they announced, I didn't receive a signal for the song at all. ”
Covering the immortal flower gift box and grabbing it with both hands, Tang Jiayi raised her head and kissed Atletico on the cheek, "Okay, don't say anything about Jin Da Fat Jin Er Fat, I want to see what birthday dinner you prepared for me this time!"
Although Atletico repeatedly refused, Tang Jiayi still insisted on going into the kitchen to help, and the two of them quickly made a table of Chinese and Western dishes that were not local or foreign.
After the meal, gently shaking the glass with juice in her hand, Tang Jiayi said with some regret: "No red wine, no candlelight, today's meal is not a luxurious meal, right?"
"I've prepared candles, why don't I take out the leftovers I just put in the refrigerator and serve them, and then take out the craft candlestick I bought last time and light it for you, and we'll have a candlelight lunch?" Ma Atletico looked at Tang Jiayi amusedly.
The girl pouted, "Horse is cheap, my birthday is today, I am not happy when I think that I will be a year older today, can't you say something funny to tease me?"
"How can words be more powerful than actions? I just happen to know that there is a kind of exercise that can make you happy quickly!" said Ma Jing stood up, reached out and took the cup from Tang Jiayi's hand and put it on the table, and with the other hand he pulled the girl up, lowered her head and kissed it.
"Ma Ji" Tang Jiayi originally planned to laugh and scold Atletico Madrid's impatience, but the mouth was quickly blocked, and the syllables behind it turned into a meaningless muffled hum, and then turned into a short gasp. Just when she was about to run out of breath, Atletico Madrid's tongue finally retreated, holding her right hand slightly loosened, her lips parted, Tang Jiayi gasped a few times intensely, she originally planned to say "Intense exercise after meals is not good for your health", but blurted out "It will be a room, I don't like to be on the sofa." ”
Atletico obviously knew that intense exercise after dinner was not good for the body, so they carried her to the bed and put her down, closed the curtains and pounced, and the movements were not intense at all, gently taking off her clothes, kissing and touching and convex movements were very gentle and slow, and it took an hour before the two finally released themselves. Then the two of them were lazy on the bed, Tang Jiayi was still struggling to get up to wash off the sweat on her body, but Atletico jumped out of bed first, pulled her hand and put it on her neck, thrust her hands forward, and picked her up with a princess hug and sent her to the bathroom, where there is Atletico's favorite oversized bathtub. Soaking in a hot shower or something, it's the most relieving, so I can't explain that another hour has passed since the two people came out of the bathroom.
Coming out in pajamas, Tang Jiayi saw a flashing purple light on her clothes placed at the head of the bed, walked over and reached out and fumbled and took out a baby pink mobile phone, the back was still a silhouette of the girl's stick pen line drawing, and each of her mobile phones had a pattern drawn by Atletico Madrid for her. If you sort these mobile phones with their backs up according to the time of use, and look at the same but slightly different expressive white drawings, it seems that you can see the whole process of the girl quickly shedding the last youthfulness of the 18-year-old in three years and moving towards maturity and bloom.
However, Tang Jiayi is not in the mood to look at her portrait on her phone, she is used to seeing it every day, her narcissism is only at the ordinary level, and it has not yet reached the level of self-pity in Gu Jing. And the flashing purple light of the phone's breathing light means that she has a missed call from an important contact.
She was about to call back with her phone to ask what was going on, and as soon as her finger pressed the screen, she suddenly exclaimed, "Oh no!"
"What's wrong?" Atletico Madrid, who had just come out naked, had already taken out a lapel T-shirt and cropped slacks from the wardrobe and put it on his body, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at her when he heard the girl's exclamation.
"It's all you! It's all you!" As soon as he said this, he suddenly cried with anger and anger.
Atletico Madrid's eyes rolled and they understood what was going on, although it was Tang Jiayi's birthday, only children under the age of 14 would be given a day off to celebrate their holiday. And today is Monday, the school is in normal classes, both of them still have classes to take today, and the current time, the third period in the afternoon should have started to have 20 minutes.
"My fault, my fault!" Atletico Madrid was also embarrassed, he originally remembered Tang Jiayi's schedule, but because he usually didn't use it, only his own schedule had schedule reminders, and Tang Jiayi's was only stored in the memo and did not set schedule reminders.
"It's already late anyway, so don't rush to the classroom. Just text back to the eldest sister later, and then go to the classroom before the fourth class starts. ”
"Alas, that's all there is to it. Tang Jiayi sighed and walked to the wardrobe to look for clothes. Because she shared the wardrobe of her room to store clothes and shoes for the sisters in the dormitory, Tang Jiayi had a lot of clothes in Atletico Madrid's room, but Atletico Madrid couldn't see the classic benefit of girls wearing their men's shirts. Even because of her anger, the girl rarely kicked him out when she changed clothes. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net