Zhou Jiu didn't expect such a question, and he really didn't react for a while.

Uncle Zhao picked up the horizontal batch of good things and came to the door: "I know where to paste this, anyway, this is in the middle." ”

Zhou Jiu followed and flew out of the door: "Stick to the right." ”

Uncle Zhao: "Don't trick me, the horizontal batch must be pasted in the middle, what does it look like on the right." ”

Zhou Jiu: "...... I mean, the upper link is on the right. ”

Uncle Zhao suddenly realized, and then he reacted, it turned out that this starling was still immersed in his thinking in the previous paragraph.

So I went to pick up Shanglian, and in the process of taking it out together, I didn't forget to tease this starling.

"You're quite slow to react, I've already started the next topic, and you're still stuck in the thinking of the previous sentence. ”

Zhou Jiu ignored him.

Mainly because I really didn't react just now.

Uncle Zhao cautiously opened the door, looked outside the door, and after making sure that his aunt would not come down so quickly at this time, he pasted the couplet, and after pasting it, he crossed his arms and looked outside, and felt that something was not right.

"Why do I always find it awkward to read like this?"

Zhou Jiu stepped on Uncle Zhao's shoulder, knowing why he read awkwardly.

Nowadays, the order of reading books is different from the order of reading books in the past, now reading books is from left to right, and in ancient times reading books was from right to left.

This couplet is an ancient rite, so when it is pasted, the upper couplet is on the right and the lower couplet is on the left, and it is read from right to left according to the ancient rites.

Uncle Zhao is estimated to be a person who has received education in the new era, so when he reads the couplet, he can't help but read it from left to right, and naturally feels a little awkward.

However, Uncle Zhao didn't care about anything about this, clapped his hands and entered the house, and closed the door: "It's okay, you can post it as much as you want, there is a saying that you mess around and make a fortune, it's just an auspicious thing, there's no need to be so serious." ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, feeling that this Uncle Zhao was really free and easy sometimes.

Uncle Zhao took out three blessing characters from the bag, brushed them with paste, and looked at Zhou Jiu and couldn't help laughing: "Tell me again, how to paste this blessing word?"

Zhou Jiu: "Direct posting." ”

Uncle Zhao poked Zhou Jiuyi's fingers: "You don't know this, this blessing word is going to be pasted upside down, which means that the blessing has arrived." ”

After finishing speaking, he happily went to paste it by himself, Zhou Jiu flapped his wings, and watched Uncle Zhao paste the blessing words one by one, but he still didn't say much.

In fact, according to the customs of some places, this blessing word really can't be posted upside down casually.

Because although it is said that it is blessed, the words that are actually implemented are blessed.

If this blessing is poured out, some places will think that it is the blessing of the family and pour it out.

Therefore, in some places, the word Fu cannot be pasted upside down, and the only places that can be upside down are buckets, garbage cans and the like.

Because when these things are poured out, the bucket is turned upside down, and as soon as the bucket is poured, the word blessing pasted upside down on it is corrected.

Each place has its own customs, and some of them are in conflict with each other.

Zhou Jiu actually had every reason to convince Uncle Zhao, but after thinking about it, he still felt that this kind of thing was just trying to be happy.

Just like Uncle Zhao himself said, messing around and making a fortune.

There's really no need to worry so much about such small details.

waited until they pasted all the couplets at home, and no aunt came to the door to find fault.

It seems that if it weren't for Grandma Xu's domineering leakage, she would have directly shocked this aunt.

Otherwise, this aunt had something to do and didn't come over to find trouble.

Zhou Jiu guessed that these two may be both, Grandma Xu herself is already domineering enough, plus this is almost Chinese New Year's Eve, that aunt must have a lot of things in her own family, and it is possible not to come to trouble.

Now that the foreign enemy has been resolved, Zhou Jiu doesn't want to continue to stay in Uncle Zhao's house.

He had planned to run outside to play, but before he had even begun to go to the waves, he had run to a stranger's house for so long that it was almost time to leave.

Zhou Jiu looked at the husky, who had been pasting couplets a moment ago, and the huskies passed through them and almost tore them apart.

Uncle Zhao then took the husky's dog bowl, poured some dog food into it and threw it aside, allowing the husky to eat.

At this moment, the husky was crunching and chewing the last bite of dog food, shaking the meat very contentedly.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and flew onto the back of the husky, very calm: "Do you want to go?"

The husky clawed on the ground, looked down at the ground and his eyes floated around, but he didn't want to leave.

This is just the end of eating, and it is the best time to rest.

Eat and drink enough, who doesn't want to lie down.

And there is a lot of danger outside, after being abducted out by his own boss, maybe he will drag himself home to complain, and he can hide here for a while.

Husky: "Woo woo woo-"

Uncle Zhao, who had to run to the bathroom to wash his hands due to the fading of the couplet: "Mai Mai, shut up!"

However, it was obviously too late, and as soon as the husky whined and landed, there was a cry of a baby in the room, which was very resounding.

At first glance, it was a little devil who had eaten and drunk enough and woke up again, and was ready to get up.

Week 9: ......

Huskies:......

Zhou Jiu: "Do you want to go?"

The husky rushed to the door, stood up very skillfully, put his front paws on the doorknob, and pressed his head down.

When the lock loosened a little, he immediately threw his back legs backwards, and the door opened a crack.

The husky waited for this slit to come out, turned his head and stuffed it into the crack of the door with his own mouth, but he pulled it in, opened the door after a while, and then took Zhou Jiu on his body and dragged the dog bowl and fled instantly.

This series of incomparably skillful and coherent movements made Zhou Jiu look at it indescribably, and made Uncle Zhao stunned.

hurriedly came out of the bathroom to coax the baby, but Uncle Zhao, who witnessed the husky's door opening skills, was also shocked.

"Why do you think this will open the door, and I'm not going to hit you, why are you running? Oh Mom, this is too capable, and you actually opened the door for me. ”

The two sparks fled Uncle Zhao's house with lightning and avoided the scene of the little demon king who had just turned one year old.

Zhou Jiu stepped on the husky's head, looked down at the three fires in the center of its eyebrows, and suddenly felt that he might need to have a new understanding of the husky's IQ.

Husky: I think so.