One person and two of them, sneaked back to the place where they had sneaked away before, and the two aunts and grandmothers were still arguing there.

You come and go, one is without dirty words, and the other can be scolded with any dirty words.

The two of them watched silently on the side for a while, surprised by the breadth and profundity of the Chinese characters.

Uncle Zhao felt tricky: "If the two of them keep arguing here, we won't be able to go up or down if we block this road." Isn't it the same as catching a turtle in an urn?"

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and glanced at Uncle Zhao.

Speaking of which, he has grown so big, and it is the first time he has met someone who scolds him for being a turtle.

Uncle Zhao was a little surprised by Zhou Jiu's eyes, and was about to whisper and secretly ask this starling why he looked at him like this, but found that the battle situation below had suddenly shifted.

Grandma Xu doesn't want to be at the door with this aunt, she always quarrels like a shrew.

Although she is not afraid that she will not be able to win by herself, but if she wants to win, she will have to lose her face, she still will not choose to do so.

Smart people will choose to take a step back and make themselves less embarrassed.

Grandma Xu took a step back and opened the door of her house: "You said that my dog is at home, and you also said that there is an extra bird in my house, I said I didn't, and you don't believe it, why don't you come in and search?"

This aunt was also noisy when her mouth was dry, and when Grandma Xu said this, she subconsciously thought that Grandma Xu was playing with something to retreat - obviously there was something in the house, but she just let her come in and search, which made her think more and felt that there was no one in the house, so she gave up this good opportunity.

The aunt sneered, thinking that she had seen through Grandma Xu's strategy, and said, "Search, search!"

The two aunts and grandmothers entered the house one after the other, and the three outside glanced at each other, a little stunned by the unexpected development.

Uncle Zhao: "I suddenly found that God treats me well. ”

Zhou Jiushen thought so, and did not forget the poisonous tongue: "The turtle can run away." ”

With the quickest and most careful movements, the two of them passed through this door with a single brush, and after making sure that the two aunts and grandmothers inside were not alarmed, they hurriedly left this place of right and wrong.

The husky was so happy that he never stopped wagging his tail all the way down.

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and glanced at the husky, and suddenly felt that they were indeed too quiet when they ran all the way down.

Zhou Jiu: "Where's your dog bowl?"

The husky blinked twice and subconsciously looked at Uncle Zhao.

Uncle Zhao couldn't help it when he received the husky's eyes, he could only help it recall from beginning to end, this guy's dog bowl...... In the end, it was lost at the doorstep.

Uncle Zhao: "It seems to be ...... It seems to have been lost on my doorstep. ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and carefully recalled the last time he saw the place where the bowl was placed, and found that it was indeed exactly what Uncle Zhao said.

Then I thought about other things, and suddenly I didn't worry that Grandma Xu would suffer.

The Xu family was on the upper floor of the Zhao family, and when they ran all the way up, they passed by the Zhao family.

There was such a big dog bowl in front of Zhao's house, and the aunt didn't find it, and she didn't pick it up as evidence, indicating that he must be a brainless person.

And this kind of person who is not just a brain met Grandma Xu, who has been influenced by Xu Lao for many years......

Anyway, Zhou Jiu felt that Grandma Xu would not lose under this kind of person.

It's just that they still have to hurry downstairs to put away the dog bowl, in case the aunt remembers this, or if she suffers a loss in Grandma Xu and turns her head down to look for Uncle Zhao, she sees this evidence and turns a corner, and it must be a good trouble.

Uncle Zhao went home with a dog and a bird, and sure enough, he found a dog bowl at the door.

Carrying the dog bowl and leading the husky into the house, Uncle Zhao first warmed himself up, he ran outside all morning, and it was so cold that he couldn't do it.

While wearing a big cotton jacket, Uncle Zhao put a finger on his lips: "You need to be quiet, there are still babies sleeping at home." ”

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings to show that he knew.

The husky wagged his tail and opened his mouth to make a string of promises: "Whew!"

Uncle Zhao hurriedly closed the dog's mouth.

"Are you stupid, you have said to shut up, you still have to open your mouth to scream twice, you won't wagging your tail and forget it?"

The husky was pinched in the mouth, and this time he couldn't call twice to show that he knew, so he waged his tail obediently.

Uncle Zhao was going to post couplets and other things when he went home before, so he naturally took those things out at this time.

In the process of taking it out, I still can't completely take out my mind from the previous things.

"Do you think that aunt will come to the door, if she is found and sees you, I don't know how she will quarrel with me. You two little devils, you're really getting me in big trouble. ”

The husky seemed to know that he had made a mistake, and while flicking his tail, he rubbed Uncle Zhao's leg with a flattering face, vividly demonstrating why those who like to stammer people are called doglegs.

Zhou Jiu didn't speak, and silently helped unpack the packaging bag of the things to be pasted.

Uncle Zhao's couplet doesn't look like it was written by his own family, but like he bought it outside, and Uncle Zhao himself doesn't seem to have studied this kind of thing.

After taking out the things and comparing them for a long time, Uncle Zhao suddenly felt a little worried: "Which of these two couplets is on the left and which is on the right?"

Zhou Jiu stepped on his claws and looked down.

仄 from the flat collection, the meaning of the word is 仄, the word is flat.

Therefore, the order of this couplet should be: welcome the New Year and everything goes well, and Hongfu rises step by step.

Zhou Jiu jumped over and stepped on the New Year, and said, "Shanglian." ”

Uncle Zhao, who was a little overwhelmed by this couplet, laughed: "You little guy still knows a lot, Lao Qi didn't teach you at home, right?"

Zhou Jiu flapped his wings and chose the default.

Looking at the books in the study at the head of the old man's house, you know that the old man Qi is definitely a knowledgeable person.

Basically, if you reveal some cultural background outside in the future, you can dump the pot at him.

It's just that Zhou Jiu thinks it's a little strange that the old man Qi looks two rounds older than Uncle Zhao, how do you feel that Uncle Zhao is not as big as the old man of Guan Qi is called Lao Qi, is it possible that they are still the same generation?

But it's normal to think about this kind of thing, doesn't Qi Guanguan also have to call Qi Jiawang uncle, age sometimes really doesn't determine seniority.

Zhou Jiu asked and answered by himself, and Uncle Zhao on the other side had already pasted the couplet: "Now I know which one is the upper couplet, so should the upper link be pasted on the left or the right?"