"I'm just presumptuous, what's the matter?" Yi Shaoyang was also angry, if he wanted to talk about two fathers-in-law, it was nothing. Anyway, he doesn't eat fast, and the ones who suffer are left to their own.

But I was beaten by my father-in-law's people, and now I still have pain everywhere on my body, and I don't know if there are any fractures.

In front of him, he dared to do this, let alone two fathers-in-law who didn't know martial arts, this tone had not been endured, and the two old men fell in front of him.

Qiao Xiong and the others seemed to know what Yi Shaoyang was thinking at the moment, and it was estimated that it was not like this, but it was almost the same as being eaten alive.

Secretly look at the two of them to see who is more like Yiyi's father. No matter how you look at it, Yiyi is more like Uncle Qiao, it seems that Yiyi is Uncle Qiao's daughter. At the same time, don't you despise this Professor Situ, this is also too old peacock to open the screen, and he is sentimental, right? The daughter is confused, I don't know if the paternity test is highly developed now? Since the world initially unveiled the human DNA code in 24 years, the credibility of the previous paternity test is 99 percent, and it has been completely 100 percent?

Where's the fucking professor?

"Boy, why are you looking at me with such eyes?" Professor Situ felt his strange eyes and asked angrily.

Shameless!

Someone scolded secretly in his heart, and he didn't care about this 'fake father-in-law', and raised his head and said: "Hey, I said old man, don't you know how to do a paternity test?" I can see that Yiyi is more like Uncle Qiao, although I am handsome, you will not rush to let me be my son-in-law regardless of your cheekiness, right?"

"What?" Professor Situ screamed, and then, his eyes erupted at him like fire: "Bastard, stinky boy, you dare to say this about your future father-in-law, Kun Jun, give Lao Tzu a hard beating!"

"Stinky boy, what are you talking about? Brother Situ, this bastard, will be beaten well!"

Yi Shaoyang looked at Qiao Xiong and Professor Situ, who were furious at the same time, and was dumbfounded. However, immediately after that, he showed a sudden look: "Two, since this kind of thing has happened, are you still afraid of people saying it?" Anyway, I will love Yiyi for the rest of my life, and I won't be angry because my mother-in-law found me two fathers-in-law at the same time." ”

"Bastard!"

"Bastard!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Qiao Xiong and the others were already furious, and this Professor Situ was ready to roll up his sleeves and do it himself at any time.

Professor Situ, who was furious, roared angrily: "Kun Jun, where are you dead, you bastard, beat this bastard boy to death for Lao Tzu." ”

Kun Jun soon appeared, holding a man who looked very similar to him in one hand, compared to his younger brother Kun Bing.

Kun Bing's chest was sticking with Yi Shaoyang's fangs, and his face was pale and unsightly.

Come to think of it, this Kun soldier, like Kun Jun, can become that kind of metal freak, so he made a sonorous metal collision sound at that time.

Kun Jun looked at Yi Shaoyang, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry Professor Situ, he is the son of the master, we can't beat our own junior brother for you." ”

The old man still has apprentices outside?

As soon as he heard Kun Jun's words, he wondered in his heart. That dead old man, when he was young, in addition to coming back every year to teach him the twelve meridians to cultivate the divine technique, and by the way, checking his martial arts progress, he was busy like a gust of wind. Can you even take care of accepting disciples?

"Damn!" When Yi Shaoyang was not thinking about it in his heart, Professor Situ grabbed his already messy hair fiercely, and scolded: "Lao Tzu knows that Yi Crazy has something to do, you two bastards, how many benefits Lao Tzu has given you over the years, think about it yourself, isn't the benefit that Lao Tzu gave you more than that damn madman gave you?"

Kun Jun smiled and took three steps back, the meaning is very clear, this is your family matter, and it is inconvenient for us to mix.

"Situ madman, I think it's better to forget it, if you want to be a father-in-law to this kid, this kind of loss should have been expected. Qiao Xiong, who had a deep understanding, glared at Yi Shaoyang and said, "If you don't want to, you can quit now!"

"Fart!" Professor Situ said angrily, pointing at Qiao Xiong's nose: "You kid is full of bad water, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know, if you want Lao Tzu to give up, there is no door, you should give up!"

"I said Situ crazy, why are you doing this, Shaoyang has already called me father-in-law. ”

"That's your despicable ......"

“……”

Yi Shaoyang looked at the two fathers-in-law who didn't know the truth or falsehood, shook his head, and didn't bother to pay attention to the two who were arguing with each other.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with him, what he likes is Yiyi, not these two bad old men.

On the contrary, he was very interested in Brother Kunjun: "The two senior brothers are the disciples of the old man?

Kun Jun smiled bitterly: "Our brother is an orphan who was adopted by the master, and the master only taught us the Twelve Meridians Cultivation Technique, and did not agree to be our master, we did it ourselves." ”

"Hey, the old man still has such a personality. After hearing this, he couldn't help but sigh.

looked at Kun Bing: "This second senior brother, your injuries are not serious, right?"

Kun Bing turned pale, and squeezed out a smile: "Third junior brother, my injury is not in the way. ”

Hearing the title of the third junior brother, the corners of Yi Shaoyang's mouth couldn't help twitching, why is the line of the conversation between the two so familiar?

Isn't it the dialogue lines between Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West?

Damn, Lao Tzu is handsome and handsome, how did he become the sloppy guy of Monk Sha.

Thinking boredly in his heart, he looked at Kun Bing evilly, did this guy deliberately take revenge on the fangs and stabbing him?

"Third Senior Brother, why is your face so ugly?" Kun Jun couldn't help but ask when he saw his face change back and forth.

cough cough, coughed a few times, and said: "This senior brother, can you stop calling me the third junior brother, this is called obedient." Then he said, "Also, Second Senior Brother, you have to deal with this injury quickly." He deliberately added a few points to the word second senior brother without evil thoughts.

Looking at the two old guys who were still scolding, he shook his head: "Let them continue to scold here, let's deal with the injuries first." ”

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Yiyi standing opposite, her small eyes red because of grievances.

As soon as he saw him, he threw himself into his arms: "Brother Yi, woo woo......" Joey's aggrieved cry made Yi Shaoyang feel heartbroken when he heard it, patted the little girl's back, and comforted: "Yiyi, Brother Yi loves you at all times, and besides, I think you are more like Uncle Qiao, as for that crazy person who Situ or something, he doesn't look like you at all." After a pause, he said: "Moreover, that's all a matter of the adult's generation, my mother-in-law and her old man have also passed away, and we can't verify it except for DNA, do you want to ......?"

"Brother Yi, what are you talking about!" Joey, who was crying in his arms, pushed him away, and glared at him with a little blushing face.

What's the matter? Okay? I tried all kinds of words in my head to appease you, why did I suddenly change my face? Looking at Yi Yi who was waiting for him, Yi Shaoyang was full of small question marks in his mind.

Puzzled: "Yiyi, Brother Yi didn't say anything wrong, do you believe Brother Yi's eyes, that Situ madman has absolutely nothing to do with you." ”

"Brother Yi, Uncle Situ is Teacher Situ's father!" Joey stomped his feet angrily and snorted, "Hmph, I won't pay attention to you in the future!" After speaking, he turned around angrily and ran upstairs.

What rice?

Yi Shaoyang suddenly felt that he was really struck by lightning this time. Situ madman, Situ beauty?

Stunned, he looked back at Brother Kun Jun: "Two senior brothers, is this true?"

The two Kun Jun brothers were so suffocated that their faces were red, Kun Jun tried his best to hold back his smile, mumbled vaguely, and nodded.

"Damn, why didn't the two old men explain it earlier?" Thinking of what he just said, Yi Shaoyang felt a fever in his face.

Instead, he quickly thought of the crux of the question: "Then how could Old Man Situ be my father-in-law?"

"It seems that the master and Professor Situ got married when you and Miss Situ were not yet born. ”

What?

For a while, Yi Shaoyang had a feeling of crying and laughing, this kind of bloody episode actually happened to him?

pinched his chin and fell into deep thought: "This Sister Situ seems to be a country and a city, and she is married to two delicate beauties at the same time, if you don't consider the two bastard fathers-in-law, it seems that I am still very profitable." "Evil ventriloquist in someone's heart.

Evil thoughts flashed through him, he looked at Kun Bing's injuries, walked quickly to the storage room, found a family medicine box, and handed it to Kun Jun: "That senior brother, I think you will deal with your injuries." ”

"Yes"

"That's good" nodded, and then scolded: "The two old bastards don't explain, and now they are messing with this eldest lady, and I don't know how Yiyi can forgive me." As he spoke, he touched his forehead painfully and went upstairs.

The two brothers looked at his back, and the younger brother Kun Bing asked: "Brother, is this really the master's son? Is it really the junior brother who broke out of the Ghost King Mercenary Group and established the Zhuri Kingdom in Soma? What do I think, this junior brother is too casual." ”

Kun Jun glared fiercely: "Do you think that like you, you have the words "I am a master" written on your face all day long? Haven't you heard that Da Yin is hidden in the city, and the dragon dives into the abyss? If it weren't for the fusion of Professor Situ's biological metal, you would still be standing here now?"

"Also, this junior brother's cultivation is indeed stronger than ours, and I feel that he should have reached the half-step channel. The god who has mastered the twelve meridians and cultivation techniques has been slashed. Otherwise, how could this weapon suddenly attack me, now I think about it, I am a little afraid, if it weren't for Professor Situ's biological metal, I would probably be dead this time. Kun Jun snorted coldly: "In the past, you were asked to practice hard, but you thought it would be harmful to you." Now you know, everything still depends on your own strength. Everything else is a foreign object, which can only be relied upon, and cannot be regarded as a real dependence. ”

(End of chapter)