"Yiyi, open the door. Yi Shaoyang stood at Joey's door and sorted out his thoughts, but he still felt that his head was a little big.

"No, don't open it!" came the girl's angry voice from inside the room.

touched the tip of his nose, smiled bitterly, and cursed the old bastard who was still arguing in the living room in his heart, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he thought of a way to let the girl open the door: "Yiyi, Sister Situ is here, if you don't open the door, I can go with Sister Situ." ”

Wow......

He deliberately stepped on the wooden floor with his heels, took a few steps, and then quietly leaned against the wall.

After a period of silence, the sound of the door opening came, and the first thing I saw Joey's little head sneaking out, looking to the left, and complaining in a low voice: "Hmph, I know that you just like Sister Situ." ”

Hi Hi ......

Yi Shaoyang heard Miss Qiao's complaints, and couldn't help but let out a hi laugh, and Qiao Yi was shocked, and turned his head to see him with red eyes.

Ah, screamed, like a naughty kitten that had been stepped on by its tail, and with a poof, it was about to retract.

How could he let this eldest lady who had finally deceived the door to escape, reached out and grabbed Joey's soft and boneless little hand, and his hand was slightly forced.

Joey's body was pulled out by him and hugged tightly in his arms.

Being held tightly, Joey could clearly feel the warmth coming from him, the kind of fiery and wide strength, which could almost contain everything about her.

Whining......

Thinking of all this, maybe it won't belong to him anymore in the future, Joey's heart was like a broken crystal ball, tears lingered, and he choked up: "Brother Yi, can you still hold me like this in the future?"

"Of course you can, you are my woman, if you dare to run away, I will also arrest you back. Domineering words, solemn voice, Joey didn't feel a little rebellious sound, only by a strong love, a thick warmth.

If you like him, you like everything about him, including his domineering!

Pear Blossom looked up at his face with rain, and her beautiful eyes were watery and red. It made people feel particularly distressed, Yi Shaoyang gently wiped away the tears on the girl's face, and assured as much as possible in a tone that made Joey sound trusting: "Yiyi, don't worry, Brother Yi will not want you at any time." ”

"Really?"

"Really!"

"What about Sister Situ?" Yi Shaoyang heard this question, and suddenly had a feeling that his head was bigger, in fact, it was not only Situ's beauty, but also the crazy girl, and Liu Mei.

He has always wanted to find an appropriate time to say this kind of thing, intending to solve this matter perfectly. In fact, even he knows that he is just postponing these things tomorrow and tomorrow.

Belch......

Seeing the girl staring straight in her eyes, the mist in her eyes slowly gathered, he really didn't know what to say.

Is it honest to explain everything?

Or pretend to be stupid?

The two voices are constantly fighting in his head, and he can't decide which one is stronger or weaker. He wasn't an indecisive man, and that was probably the only thing that made him lose his old decisiveness.

Poof!

At a certain moment, Joey stared at him, snorted into laughter, and asked with a rather seductive voice: "Brother Yi, do you think it is okay for me and Sister Situ to be your wives?"

How is this familiar?

As soon as the thought flashed, he thought of Situ's leisurely face and exquisite bumpy figure, and subconsciously said: "Of course ......" The words reached his throat, and he suddenly remembered this familiar sentence, where had he heard it.

Didn't Liu Mei test him with this sentence?

I secretly said in my heart: Fortunately, I didn't say it.

So he hurriedly put on a straight face and said, "Of course I don't want to, how can I let you two beauties who are all over the country be my wives at the same time." ”

Hum!

Joey snorted arrogantly and said angrily: "I don't think you dare to think about it, but you don't dare to admit it in front of me, don't think I don't know, you have other women outside." ”

Hearing this, Yi Shaoyang was embarrassed for a while, what is this called? As my girlfriend, you can also say this.

Looking at Joey's relaxed expression, I was very curious, what kind of special material is this woman made of?

How cloudy and rainy, it is said that the weather is changeable and weird, but it is really small compared to women.

"Yiyi, how can you not believe me so much? With a straight face, he grabbed the girl's shoulders and said. But in my heart, I secretly said: God, I am also forced to do so, although it is a bad word, but it is a white lie.

"The devil will believe your rhetoric. Yi Yi rolled her eyelids and pouted.

Without giving him a chance to explain, he asked coldly: "Then Brother Yi, if you had to choose between me and Sister Situ, which of us would you choose?"

Hey! Two old bastards, they have nothing to do, and they have caused me so much trouble! Yi Shaoyang listened to the multiple-choice question given to him by the girl, and cursed fiercely in his heart for the old guys downstairs who were chattering and arguing for no reason.

touched the tip of his nose and groaned, "Yiyi, this multiple-choice question you gave to Brother Yi is really not a good choice. If Brother Yi says that he wants to choose, will you accept it......"

Hum!

Joey snorted coldly, turned his head away from looking at him, and muttered a small mouth and complained: "You obviously want to hug left and right in your heart, and you still say good things to deceive people!"

"Uh......"

"Yiyi, this matter came too suddenly, Brother Yi doesn't know how to explain it to you, I'm still in a mess in my mind now. ”

"Hmph, you're a big villain!" Joey snorted, turned and went downstairs.

Yi Shaoyang stood there, and touched the back of his head with some confusion: "Huh, what's cheap for me?" After drinking some wine, when encountering such a troublesome thing, my brain is a little insufficient.

"Situ madman, my family Yiyi and that bastard boy got engaged first, and it should be me. ”

"I am, when I said that I was engaged, when my girl didn't make a sound, I had already married Yi Maniac to give her two children. ”

When Yi Shaoyang went downstairs, he heard the two old bastards arguing.

He looked at Joey, who was blushing, and asked, "Yiyi, what are these two old people arguing about?"

Spit!

Joey's pretty face suddenly surfaced with red clouds, took a sip, and tilted his head away from answering his question.

After hitting the wall, he looked back at Kun Jun: "Senior brother, what the hell is going on?"

Kun Jun held back a smile and let out a long sigh, before he finally suppressed the smile in his belly, and explained: "Now the two of you are arguing about who will be your eldest father-in-law, No, I don't know what agreement the two have reached, and they are arguing about this issue when they return to the villa." ”

Hi!

When Yi Shaoyang heard this, he was so angry in his heart.

walked between the two of them, and slapped heavily on the coffee table with a sharp snap, startling the two of them to stop suddenly.

looked at these two old bastards very angrily: "If you two want to quarrel, you have to ask me if you agree, two old and disrespectful old bastards, don't fight who is the biggest, in front of me in the future, you are all old bastards, you are in a good mood, I call you old men." ”

Yi Shaoyang seemed to be very angry on his face, but in fact, he didn't know how much he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

The matter of Joey, Situ Youran and the three of them has not been resolved, and it is really ridiculous that these two old bastards are arguing about such a nutritious topic.

He's just making peace with the mud right now.

Syllable!

"Bastard!"

The two fathers-in-law were furious at the same time, and Situ Bolei pointed at the tip of Yi Shaoyang's nose: "Little bastard, what did you call me just now? Lao Tzu is your eldest father-in-law, you dare to call Lao Tzu an old bastard?"

"I'm your big father-in-law, you little bastard, what do you call me?"

Looking at the two nervous old men, Yi Shaoyang folded his arms, stood up straight, and repeated: "Old man? The old man in my family has been called old man since I was a child, if you are not convinced, look at who is powerful in our fists, you have won against me, I will solemnly call you." ”

Hum!

Hum!

Qiao Xiong and Situ Bolei each snorted coldly, this time neither of them was to Yi Shaoyang, but to each other.

After Situ Bolei snorted coldly, he spread his hands: "Let you fight with me, don't talk about calling your second father-in-law in the soup now, you still have the title of an old bastard." ”

"Each other" Qiao Xiong lit a cigar for himself angrily: "One shot and two scattered, anyway, what I can't get, you don't get it, everyone will die together, and you, the Situ madman, will back me when I die." ”

"Whew!"

"I'm just that!"

Seeing that the two opponents were about to fight again, Joey hugged his head and yelled: "Can you stop arguing, do you care about yourself or us!"

Not to mention, Miss Qiao's voice really worked, and the two of them calmed down at the same time.

Situ Bolei sneered: "Look, it's all you, it's you who diverted the topic and had to argue with me, and even forgot about our children." With that, Situ Bolei stood up and comforted Joey: "Yiyi, it was Uncle Situ who did something wrong, but you, the old and disrespectful father, also have a lot of responsibility for this matter." ”

"Fart!" Qiao Xiong looked at Situ Bolei with fire-breathing eyes: "Situ madman, in the past, Lao Tzu respected you so much and called you big brother, are you really the fucking big brother?"

"Yes, don't you say it all! Yi Shaoyang looked at this Situ father-in-law, and was very funny in his heart, this person doesn't look like a professor no matter how he looks, and he is so ruffian on his body, he is the image of a street fool.

"Hmph, Lao Tzu can't talk to you, Lao Tzu doesn't talk to you. Qiao Xiongxiong sat down angrily.

Yi Shaoyang looked at these two living treasures who were disrespectful to the old and asked, "Two old men, have you figured out how to solve this matter?" "What is there to think about, what is there to worry about, you little bastard will be married to both!" Situ Bolei "That's it, what is there worth thinking about such a simple thing, don't think that the things you did in the sea market can hide from the eyes of me, the king of the sea market, Lao Tzu just turned a blind eye, and even if it passed." Qiao Xiong also continued.

(End of chapter)