The next moment, the mouth of the dead shemale kissed Xie Lang's mouth fiercely, and the pair of fake and shoddy inflatable balloons in front of Yue Hun were all exploded by Xie Lang, making a loud "bang".

"Hahahaha, hahaha..." Wang Xian'er saw this scene, and the laughter made a flower branch tremble.

This scene is so funny, no, it's too spicy for the eyes.

Imagine a young man in his thirties wearing pink and tender black silk, forcibly kissing a young man, and the pair of Yuehun were both pressed and exploded by Xie Lang.

The picture is so beautiful that I can't make it up to my brain.

While being forcibly kissed by the other party, Xie Lang was stunned...

Some drivers passing by were also stunned.

"Nima, young people nowadays are really shameless, in order to shoot a video, two big men actually kissed on the street?"

"it...... What kind of person is this, a ladyboy uncle likes a 22-year-old young man?"

"Men and men are true love, I support you to be together, pick up, kiss up, don't be cowardly. ”

The crowd of onlookers at the scene continued to coax.

Hello...

Xie Lang hesitated slightly, followed by the voice of the system in his head.

Bite~~

Warning to players Xie Lang:

"Since you were kissed by a shemale just now, your height is -2 cm, and your current height is -176 cm.

Hint: Your current task is to find a beautiful woman to touch porcelain and be kissed by a beautiful woman.

If there is a next time, the penalty will continue to be doubled until 10 cm is deducted, then the task will fail and an additional 10 cm will be deducted.

, the system still has such a sassy operation, can you actually know how to deduct points?

"Dead shemale, get out of the way. ”

Xie Lang was lying on the ground in pain, a good task, but he was accidentally hit and kissed by a dead ladyboy, resulting in a height deduction of 2 centimeters.

Nima, the little brother is gone, and now he is going to become a dwarf again.

Others have obtained the system of defying the sky, which has always been imitated, but has never been surpassed.

Lao Tzu got the system, he has been unlucky, and he has never pretended to be forced.

Why, is there a worse system than this?

"Damn, it doesn't matter! Even if you get out today, Lao Tzu has to complete the task. ”

Xie Lang flew and pounced, pounced on Wang Xian'er's beautiful legs, hugged the other party's white jade feet with both hands, and fell at her feet.

"......"

"Awesome ........."

“6666………”

"Nima, today's young people are too shameless, in order to soak in beautiful women, they don't even want to do discipline. ”

"Sure enough, people are shameless, and the world is invincible. ”

On the spot, all the onlookers, including Wang Xian'er, were dumbfounded, and their jaws almost hit the ground.

The biggest reaction on the scene was Wang Xian'er.

"I don't care about the beauty... You must give me a kiss today, or I won't get up. Xie Lang hugged Wang Xian'er's jade feet, with a little ruffian's face.

It's so shameless.

Of course, shamelessness is too insignificant compared to completing the task.

"Motherfucker!!"

Wang Xian'er's beautiful face was so white with anger that no matter how hard her right leg exerted, she couldn't shake off Xie Lang's shameless kraft candy, and she felt that kid was like a dog skin plaster.

"I warn you, release your dog's paws at once, or I'll have someone beat you to death. Wang Xian'er threatened Xie Lang angrily.

"Wow, I've never seen such a brazen woman, it's okay if you stab me and don't apologize, and now you're going to call someone to beat me. Woo woo, don't give a few hundred yuan, and beat me. Xie Lang squinted at Wang Xian'er, one hand was stuck, but his eyes were on the audience, and he burst into tears at everyone.

It's hard to meet such a beauty, today's porcelain, Lao Tzu Xie Lang has come to mind.

"Shameless!!"

This time, Wang Xian'er screamed, slammed one leg and hugged Xie Lang tightly, and a pair of eyes were about to breathe fire.

"You don't let go!" Wang Xian'er was so angry that she didn't care about the image of a lady.

"Don't loosen, say nothing and don't let go unless you kiss me. ”

"I kiss pigs and dogs, but I don't kiss you. ”

"Then I was hit to death by a pig, bitten to death by a dog, and I didn't let go, let's just consume it. ”

For the sake of the task, Xie Lang instantly changed from a law-abiding citizen to a shameless person.

You must know that in the past, after Xie Lang picked up five cents, he would hand it over to the police uncle, and if he picked up ten or five yuan, he would embezzle, and he would do it for more than ten years.

Even he would help his grandmother when crossing the street, and ask for a few dollars for the toll by the way.

Originally, Xie Lang was such an innocent teenager, but it was all strange that he encountered the porcelain touching system, which made him embark on a shameless road of no return, and he was a passerby from then on.

"Shameless, shameless, obscene, big liar, and the porcelain party is dead!" Wang Xian'er looked at Xie Lang and scolded fiercely.

Hey.

What kind of people you want to deal with, what kind of means you have to use.

Stinky woman, fight me?

"Anyway, I'm shameless. Xie Lang secretly looked at Wang Xian'er triumphantly.

"You...... You let go of me, do you hear me? ”

Finally, being made such a fuss by Xie Lang, Wang Xian'er was really angry, there were too many onlookers at the key, and her pink face was flushed.

"I don't, I want you to kiss me, hurry up and kiss me. Xie Lang pursed his mouth high.

"You... You give me a long way to die............" Wang Xian'er was already eager to tear Xie Lang's mouth open.

All right.

You forced me.

Xie Lang cried again, the purpose of which was to attract passers-by.

Sure enough, as soon as Xie Lang's pig-like cry came out, the private cars on the road stopped.

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Looks like the owner of the Lamborghini hit this kid, right?"

"Could it be porcelain??"

"No, I saw it with my own eyes just now, the woman was too arrogant and unreasonable, she hit the kid and didn't say anything, she got out of the car and beat him, and she didn't give a hundred yuan. A few onlookers who hated the rich took advantage of the situation to add fuel to the fire.

"Wow, this woman is too arrogant, when her father is Li Gang, she bumped into someone, she didn't give a hundred yuan, and she beat people. ”

"yes. . . ”

These onlookers were all whispering, and it seemed that Xie Lang's pitiful pretense had an effect, and won the sympathy of most people at the scene.

Strictly speaking, in people's concepts, they are sympathetic to the weak, originally it was a shemale who bumped into Xie Lang, but with one to ten, ten to hundred, the accident became Wang Xian.

"You madman...... I've never seen a shameless guy like you. Wang Xian'er didn't care about any image, and shouted sharply.

"Ahh

With Wang Xian'er's hysteria, Xie Lang screamed even more, "Ah, my legs, it's useless. ”

Xie Lang let go of Wang Xian'er's legs, lay on the ground on all fours and cried, his acting skills were superb, and he killed any little fresh meat today.