Chapter 677: Someone Else's Pit

As soon as he opened the car door, his son, who was carrying a small schoolbag, jumped to the ground and ran out, and threw himself to his wife not far away and hugged her legs.

"Hey, this little thing!" casually muttered about his son's attitude of favoritism, and Li Jiaming also got out of the car.

Glancing at the slowly closing courtyard door behind him, he walked up to Tong Li and asked with concern, "How are you doing today, have the little things tossed you?"

"It's okay, I don't vomit much anymore, and sure enough, I'm used to it when I vomit and spit it. ”

"That's good," while saying, Li Jiaming turned his head to look at his son, and took the opportunity to carry out parent-child education: "Xiao Duoduo, it was the same when you gave birth to you, it was uncomfortable to vomit, and it was fat and tired, and finally when you were born, it hurt to death, so you must be obedient, don't make your mother angry, you know?"

Tong Li patted Li Jiaming: "What are you doing with him?

"Hehe, don't say it, he really understands," he said and turned to his son: "Li Duoduo, tell me how you came here?"

Li Duoduo, who has a round face and short hair, did not say the classic "picked up in the trash", "fished in the water", and "sent by charging the phone bill", but thought about it with frowning eyebrows, and then looked at the slightly bulging bellies of his father and mother, and then said in a childish childish voice: "Dad, plant in your mother's belly, plant the seeds, grow up, and come out of your mother's belly, and it becomes me." ”

Although the expression is still a little not fluent, but the meaning is all there, this is obviously not the little guy himself came up with it, Tong Li turned her head to look at her husband.

"A lot of what they taught in kindergarten, now sex education has to start with dolls, I think we were at that time, right you were at that time, ......" recalling the past, Li Jiaming's hands and feet were not idle, holding his wife with his left hand, pulling his son with his right hand, and walking towards home.

Tong Li obviously doesn't think such a topic is suitable to say in front of her son, even if his attention is on TV, it is likely that he will not notice it, she still deliberately diverts the topic: "By the way, Ah Ming, Sister Yi called me in the afternoon and said that she has created a lot of job opportunities for you, so you can go back and take a look on the Internet." ”

"Hmm, did she post something big?"

"It doesn't seem to be, what she said is mysterious, I also logged on to the CTA website to read it, and I didn't see anything abnormal. ”

"Oh, then I'll wait and see," Li Jiaming replied.

His curiosity was successfully aroused, and topics such as the changes in sex education in the Republic in the past 60 years were naturally thrown out of his mind. If you don't throw it away, it's not fun if you go deeper into the topic and rub the gun or something, the doctor recommends that the first three and the last three should not have sex together.

The self-inflating smart doll sent back by the boss is quite easy to use, automatic inflation and voice interaction, and you can also download a bunch of character mods to play role-playing, especially the female star mod made by some talented netizens is simply sour. Then this thing was put away by Xiaoli, who was considered too evil, and restricted its use to let him fallow and maintain.

They are a single-family three-story building built more than ten years ago in the county, although the appearance and structure are a little old and outdated, but the place is spacious, a shed is built in the yard, parking some sundries, and then there are more than a dozen square meters of free space for adults and children to move.

Li Jiaming actually wanted to demolish the shed for a long time, and originally planned to upgrade it into a brick garage, so that he could earn a few more square meters when calculating the demolition compensation, after all, the yard area is not counted in the construction area. However, his careful thinking was in vain, after the state repeatedly ordered and regulated the cost of demolition and relocation became higher and higher, and a three-story building like the Li family could not be compensated for millions of dollars at all, and no one was willing to demolish it easily, causing him to pass by the luck of "getting rich by demolition" several times, and the shed was retained.

If you stand on the top of the building and look at it, you can see that there are high-rise residential buildings on both sides of the southeast, and there are similar two- and three-story buildings on the northwest side, and there are some bungalows and the like.

However, living in a small building is not without benefits, the low floor is more convenient for people to move back and forth, and there is no need to worry about children climbing the windowsill. The old house does not have the popular bedroom bay window design, and there is a stainless steel anti-theft net outside, which can't fall if you want to.

Tong Li was sent here by Li Jiaming when she was pregnant with Duoduo and asked her mother to help take care of her, but he underestimated the problem of the century in the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and when Li Duoduo's full moon wine passed, the old lady went back to her hometown in the countryside angrily and didn't come back, and scolded him for being a bloody dog, Li Jiaming had to come over to help himself, and then he stayed.

The working relationship between the two is still on Ludao, which is convenient for paying insurance and going through various procedures, after all, it is sometimes a little inconvenient to fill in the "online store owner, part-time model" and "freelancer" or something in the personal information occupation column. Anyway, as an employer, Mr. Tang said that it was not too troublesome, and they also had real needs, so they kept attaching to it.

Coming to the studio on the second floor, Li Jiaming turned on the computer and logged in to the CTA with curiosity.

The page loads quickly, and the first thing that catches your eye is the eye-catching red logo in the upper left corner, and the slogan "CTAisCTA" below.

As the world's largest crowdsourcing website, they do have the confidence to shout "I am me", it is worth noting that (the India branch), the back of the Japan, the United States and France branch of the business volume is also very large, so that Li Jiaming and their old members all said that the "China Provisional Association" has been upgraded to the "Global Temporary Workers Alliance".

Of course, as early as a few years ago, when Atletico Madrid decided to register and establish Starta Network Technology Company to officially operate the website, the name "China Temporary Workers Association", which was somewhat spoofed, was deleted from the website, and there was no way to talk about the "Environmental Trade Union" or anything.

Originally, the company also tried to explain the meaning of CTA many times, and proposed new names such as "Chuangmeng", "Time Money Network", "Money Maker" and so on, but it was never accepted by mainstream users, and finally it was forced to make a slogan in the format of "I am me" and put it under the homepage logo, but I didn't expect it to be very popular, and the business has risen a lot.

Today's CTA has developed into a complete monster, jokingly called "human Taobao" by some netizens, no matter what human services you want to buy or sell, you can come here.

But in general, the main and most active here is the software and hardware development section, at first, in order to save salary expenses, Bee outsourced some less important and urgent programming and development tasks, and opened some of Bee's own development tools to crowdsourcing members, and then slowly developed, the number of active developers exceeded 300,000.

Although they sometimes receive some outside orders, most of the time they are regarded as supernumeraries of bees, because they learn the development language of bees, use bees' auxiliary tools, abide by bees' work specifications, and have the most business to connect with bees. For this reason, they are also nicknamed "Atletico's 300,000 temporary workers hiding in the CTA".

The meme of 300,000 temporary workers was later reduced to "bee workers", which sounds a bit like black and child labor, so those active temporary workers prefer to call themselves "worker bees".

Li Jiaming is also a member of these worker bees, his job is mainly to organize all the "temporary workers" to form a team to act collectively when he found a big job, and when the task is passed and everyone receives their remuneration from the system, they will be disbanded immediately, and the whole will be broken into zero.

Skillfully opening the development section and reading it carefully, Li Jiaming noticed an urgent announcement issued half an hour ago, and his eyebrows moved and he whispered: "Earlier today, NPM had a serious failure, and a large number of users found that the software was running incorrectly. The cause of the accident has been identified, and we expect that the number of JavaScript commissions and after-sales tasks will increase significantly in the coming period. ”

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but show a look of clarity on his face, obviously he already roughly understood what Tang Jiayi meant by "creating a lot of job opportunities for you", the only thing that puzzled him was that this website didn't seem to have anything to do with bees.

The only thing that can be said to them is "If you need to migrate code, please click here to 'Migrate to CTPM'". ”

As a member of the worker bee, Li Jiaming usually uses the programming language developed by the bee himself, and the code hosting uses the CTPM that comes with CTA, but he also knows about other mainstream tools. In particular, the NPM site, which claims to be the world's largest online Package Manager, hosts the largest amount of JS code, and it's even more impossible not to know.

JavaScript is a literal scripting language, mainly used on web pages, by embedding JS modules in web pages, you can give dynamic interaction functions to web pages, make them more fluent and beautiful, and can also greatly reduce web development costs. In the 20 years since its launch, JS has become the de facto HTML standard, and is widely used in website development, and later NODEjs with its own Google V8JS engine has further expanded the use of this concise and clear language.

NPM is a NODEjs-based package manager that allows developers to easily borrow open source code contributed by others to quickly make their own web applications.

Li Jiaming just did a simple search, and he immediately understood that NPM was really a big deal.

This package manager is used to manage open source software, where developers can publish software or module components that they find useful, and allow other developers to download and assemble their own software on demand, and then release it again.

Since the search, download, assembly, and upgrade of related components are efficiently completed by PM software, everyone is accustomed to giving priority to using ready-made software packages when they need a certain function, rather than the habit of coding one by themselves. In particular, those simple and commonly used function modules, because they are simple and common, often have a very large number of reference downloads, and the number of daily downloads of popular components can reach hundreds of thousands or even as much.

In other words, as long as the developer changes or even removes this component, it may affect the operation of other software hundreds of thousands of times.

What's worse is that this relationship can also be passed on: software A depends on the contents of packages b and c, and package bc needs def packages, resulting in software A indirectly relying on def. That is to say, if there is a problem with any of the def packages that seem to be unrelated, the operation of software A may be affected, and if the developer of software A happens to be lazy and sets up the function of checking for updates before running, then he wants a cup 100%.

It's not that no one sees the problems and risks involved, but no one takes it seriously, at least not the operating companies and users of NPM. And then this issue erupted today, in a human-induced way.

One developer, indGirl, deleted all 57 packages under her name, resulting in errors for 1,468 packages that depended on them, causing a further five-digit error for packages that affected no less than 50,000 software and web applications......

Although NPM has urgently restored the deleted packages and blocked the source to break the error chain, developers using this tool can't either modify the software code to break this dependency (such as copying the required code into their own software), or migrate to another code hosting platform, which is busy anyway.

"indGirl style girl. Haha, those bitter children who were harmed by you have to work overtime, and they must be silently greeting you in their hearts at this time, right?"

Thinking of it, he asked, he pressed the AltBE shortcut key to call out the honey chat panel, and sent Tang Jiayi a question mark "indGirl?"

After thinking about it, he sent another message to Atletico Madrid, "NPM was, where is this indGirl?"

Sure enough, Atletico Madrid deserved to be a strongman with 16 hours of super long online, and replied to him as soon as possible: "Haha, you know it." ”

Li Jiaming asked who it was, but the other party was tight-lipped, just kept sending emojis to maliciously sell cuteness.

"Tang Jiayi called Xiaoli and said that she had created a lot of job opportunities for us, and asked me to take a look on the Internet," accompanied by Mr. Cai's "Why?" emoji.

"You know," comes from a meme from a business-savvy spokesperson.

There is no admitted, but there is no denial either. This already says a lot.

On the other side, Tang Jiayi threw a dog's head pillow to Atletico Madrid, "What should I do, what should I do? This time it's so big, the two of us won't be arrested, right?"

"Don't worry, the media are all thinking about making a big news, and the foreigner hasn't gotten up yet, so the impact is actually not big. ”