After pinching her fingers a few times, Tang Jiayi snapped her fingers and made a "pop" sound, and she was stunned for a moment and said: "So, you are a master, a master, a master, and you are unhappy to stay in the ARM camp, so you are ready to change jobs, and when you look around, you find that only RISK-V is the latest and loosest, and there is Berkeley's orthodox blessing, and then you skip it." As for whether such a loose camp will fall apart like MIPS in the future, you don't care?"

"Ma is cheap, are you sure you are not surnamed Sima?"

"It turned out to be a cold-blooded queen, disrespectful and disrespectful. ”

"Eh," as soon as he said this, Tang Jiayi couldn't say anything after that.

She started by mocking Ma as Sima Yi who was "self-reliant in Cao Ying's heart", and people replied, "Then don't you become the cold-blooded queen Zhang Chunhua?"

"It's too much fuss for you guys to make games, Zhang Chunhua was originally a good wife and mother with super good evaluations, but she was blackened into a cold-blooded and ruthless vicious woman by your queue, the reason is that she actually killed one of her maidservants for the sake of secrecy, you guys are enough!"

"Ahem, after all, this is not a world where traffic laws are the key link, and human life is bigger than the sky. Otherwise," Atletico picked up his phone and said with a smile: "I'll change the settings now, remove Zhang Chunhua's cold-blooded ruthless attributes, and the update announcement said that you made it change." ”

"Don't!" Tang Jiayi immediately became anxious, Atletico Madrid has quite a lot of comic attributes, and it is really possible to do what she says. Although those gamers are masochists, if there are a few people in their right minds, they may have to scold their mother, ah don't scold themselves. If you are really scolded as a dog and a man, how wronged should you be? I am not as thick-skinned as this thing!

Bee Games launched a mobile game called Ah, Captain Ball!, three months ago, and while the name is a bit of a spoof according to the conventions of mobile apps, the content is real, because it is the mobile version of the first-of-its-kind and blockbuster supergame "Infinite World".

This game has several Guinness World Records, the largest client capacity, the largest map area, and the most NPCs......

Even if other game companies want to launch a similar game world, which consumes a lot of time and resources to pile up the same huge game world, the subsequent version approval can also be killed.

You must know that in order to let this product pass the review, Bee You Company specially set up a "Beijing Office" on Xuanwumen Outer Street, which is specially used for the accommodation and office of the team running the version number.

As the saying goes, eating a trench grows wisdom. Therefore, when the mobile version was planned, the legal administration staff immediately surrounded the conference room where the planning team was located, forcing them to abandon the official idea of building a large number of story game worlds, otherwise they would not want to walk out of the company's door. Although outsiders specialize in intellectual property, they are also quite involved in criminal law, understand the boundary between detention and criminal detention, and understand the separation between crime and non-crime.

Later, it is said that the people inside came out on their knees, and then there was this strange game that also focused on parallel world travel gameplay, but handed over the right to develop, produce, manage and operate the game world to the players themselves. It is known that everyone is a "ball captain", who can travel around the sea of stars when he enters, and can manage his own planet when he retreats, and has the whole planet as the backing.

But when players are attracted by the advertisement and download and install bpp/app/apk/up, they will be depressed to find that this game is so difficult!

Whether the equipment explodes or not depends entirely on the mood of the captain (the captain has certain GM game administrator permissions), and the captain goes crazy and is unlucky. Of course, you can do whatever you want on your own planet, and it's not impossible for a chicken to explode an artifact, but the artifact can only be used once in hand, and if you go offline or go to another planet, the artifact will fall into the backpack and never be fished out again.

Official explanation: There are too many items on the entire planet, it is too difficult to address, and the things that are taken out are random items of the same file, and the artifacts are too powerful and rare, so they can't be taken out without items of the same file.

However, it is this unique gameplay of "the ball captain abuses me thousands of times" that has given birth to a strange addiction of "I treat the ball like my first love", and has given birth to millions of football watching and chopping maniacs.

Among these captains, Atletico Madrid is definitely the one with the most victims, the planet under his name is the most, all kinds of popular styles are all-encompassing, and his fame is big enough, and it is easier for players to choose to enter his game world, and then be killed by this undisciplined guy fancy pit.

"Depriving historical figures of their talent attributes should be a very interesting way to play, don't worry," Atletico explained with a smile: "It won't be just for your Zhang Chunhua, when the time comes, you can make a nine-star alliance of heaven and earth or something, and then let the famous generals of the Three Kingdoms lose their extra combat power, just like the DND gods were forced to come to the mortal and then were cut by the legends, it is interesting to have changes." ”

"You, you, you really don't toss uncomfortable. ”

"Bingo!" Atletico snapped his fingers proudly, and then heard a "Bang!" from Tang Jiayi's wrist next to him.

Then he was all bad, staring at the bracelet with stunned eyes.

"Ahh

"I'm fine," Atletico said, looking at her, "just wondering what went wrong." ”

"On M5,We have abandoned a lot of common functions of wearable devices,Heart rate, blood pressure, air temperature and air pressure are not available,In addition to smart unlock、In addition to the two functions of intelligent messaging,The most important function is it'magic sound'plug-in platform。 It has a specially designed microphone and DSP chip, which can be docked with a variety of plug-ins to achieve a variety of functions, such as listening to songs and songs, listening to people by sound, sound ranging, sound amplification, and so on. ”

"Just now this is a demonstrative 'snapping finger amplification plug-in', after the microphone captures the sound of snapping fingers, it is immediately amplified and played through the speaker, as long as this time is fast enough, people's ears can not distinguish between the two sounds before and after, and it feels like the sound of snapping fingers has become louder. ”

"What a boring feature. ”

"You're bored because you don't watch 'The Strongest Brain'. Many people are able to snap their fingers with a crisp and loud snap of their fingers, and this function is specially designed for them. ”

"If you zoom in directly, won't it become a puff?"

was continuously provoked, and Atletico Madrid was also depressed, "This is a demonstration function in itself, and it's not a good habit to force too much." But there seems to be something wrong here, it should only work on the hand wearing the bracelet, otherwise the distance is too high and the delay is too high to deceive the human ear. Just like just now, my hand was at least 15 centimeters away from it, and the two of us came out at once. ”

Seeing Atletico Madrid take out his mobile phone to check the software code, Tang Jiayi said: "Look slowly, what other plug-ins are there for this thing?"

"Your rose gold commemorative edition should also have a whistle amplification, a harmonica, and listening to songs. These functions are introduced at launch, but you don't see the instructions?" asked Atletico without raising his head.

"Is there an explanation?" the big eyes blinked, as if they were ignorant.

"Yes, at this stage, every time you turn on the phone, there will be a text prompt of whether to check the instructions for use, and a voice prompt is planned below. ”

"No, I remember yesterday after turning on the phone, there was a strange sentence of 'whether it is shaking from side to side', inexplicably, and it disappeared when I put on the bracelet. ”

"Is it 'check the instructions?' is to shake left, not to shake right', where does 'shake from side to side'?"

As he spoke, Atletico finally raised his head and squinted into his wife's eyes, and almost said, "Dear, are you okay with your eyes?"

"I'm not blind! I don't see any punctuation!"

"I'll see," Atletico put down his phone and reached out to ask for the bracelet to check.

The main body of the M5 bracelet has two curved metal pieces that look similar, one is buckled on the wrist, the front is the body with a real gem-level display and circuit inside, and the back is a specially designed bracelet, and the spring part is embedded in the curved metal structure, which can adjust the tightness and avoid the bracelet plucking.

Tang Jiayi only lightly buckled it somewhere on the back, and the whole bracelet was automatically disconnected and loosened. Atletico stretched out his hand to take it, long pressed the round button on the side to turn it off, and then long pressed it to turn it on, and soon saw the boot prompt, and then he was stunned.

Tang Jiayi tried to snatch the bracelet from someone who was in a daze and didn't speak, but failed, so she had to turn around and get into Atletico Madrid's arms, and her head came out from under her arm to look at the screen, which read: "It means whether it is left or right." Proving that her memory was perfect, she smugly bumped into the other party: "What do you say now?"

The left hand hugged her slender waist and patted it twice to signal that she was not impatient, and Atletico put the bracelet on Tang Jiayi's right wrist with her right hand, and the left porcelain white watch and the right pink gold ring looked quite coordinated.

Then he lowered his head to find his mobile phone to operate, and soon Tang Jiayi heard the immature voice of the bracelet "Sugar candy is coming!".

The voice is Xiao Zhizhi's recording, the four little guys contributed a lot of recording materials to her, which were used by her as voice prompts for candy and red envelopes to play randomly, looking down at the screen, a row of 6 paper bag candy patterns appeared, with red flowers and blue edges on a white background, quite similar to the white rabbit toffee in childhood memories, but this heavy pixel style made her unable to see if there was a white rabbit on it.

"I actually sent you nine," Atletico said, "and you see six, because there is a small bug in the display system." There is no intelligent sentence break in Chinese text, and the scrolling speed attitude is too fast, and as a result, the characters in front of it are topped. ”

The screen resolution of this bracelet is only the maximum 14×120,The maximum can only display1012x12The dot matrix Chinese characters,And in order to make this "real gem screen" appear more artistic,The diamond array on its surface is not a dense and neatly arranged rigid matrix,But deliberately omitted some into a variety of simple geometric shapes,The actual number of characters displayed on the same screen is much less。 Bee designed three different "gem pattern" panels for the M5, such as Tang Jiayi's "infinity", which can only display 6 Chinese characters on the same screen. Areas that don't have enough pixels to display Chinese characters can also be used to display other symbols, which requires special optimization, and now apparently the optimization has failed, and not a single punctuation character appears.

"And then I found out that the reward for the bug was only 6 toffee?"

"How so? at least six packs!"

In order to promote their own sugar packet payment quickly and economically, Bee also broke his heart and introduced the popular "1 yuan treasure grabbing" game in the candy. The website took out hot agricultural products such as Zhuru 6S for "crowdfunding", and one yuan was subscribed by netizens, and finally the lucky ones were drawn among all the funders according to a random algorithm. This thing is actually an online lottery in the skin of crowdfunding,It's completely the official indefinite suspension of online lottery sales to force out the edge ball.

Therefore, this kind of seemingly fair and transparent gameplay swept the whole network as soon as it was launched, and all kinds of websites must come no matter what their main business is, otherwise it will feel like they are outdated. As for whether anyone thinks that "MDZZ has limited resources, and it is deceived and cherished", it is unknown. Anyway, this year's payment records, transfer screenshots, celebrity photos, and travel footprints can all be automatically generated with tool software, and the winning records on the webpage are naturally possible.

The candy version of "One Yuan Treasure Hunt" does not charge money and only collects sugar, so it is called "Sugar Treasure Hunt", the basic gameplay is similar, and the game is still the one that fights with others to fight for luck. However, on the surface, it does not recharge and does not cost money, but it can't stand some enthusiasts in order to make up sugar, deliberately send more candy, it is said that the bee candy package payment company finally turned a profit, it is because of the opening of this game. Although the bee denies it, everyone knows that it is not necessarily without cause.

At least Ms. Tang Jiayi rarely plays this candy game in private.

"Damn it!" Tang Jiayi moved away from the big hand on her waist, turned around and stepped back to sit on the spherical rattan chair at the beginning, "Ma cheap, I feel that your novice bracelet has a lot of bugs, snapping fingers and the plug-in responds randomly, and the screen display is also constantly problematic." ”

"Well, it's normal, new systems, new hardware, new languages, new code, it's normal to have more problems, and it's good to wait until it's mature," Atletico said with a relaxed expression: "In fact, this is also the reason why I set up the main bee to open a new foundation to study the new architecture, and have a chance to start all over again, in order to really lay a solid foundation." ”

"Those old hardware and old software have a long history, and they have accumulated a lot of code, which is both a resource and a burden, and many codes from more than ten or twenty years ago are outdated, but they can't be replaced because of mutual references, so they can only be put there to trap people. ”

"Isn't it true that the hardware is always being updated? 8-bit, 16-bit, 32-bit, 64-bit, operating system kernel and programming language are also constantly being updated. ”

"You, think too simply," Atletico opened a web page on his phone and threw it away, "click on that delete and you'll make a new discovery." ”