Chapter 839: Fine Ghosts and Clever Worms
The enemies are mysterious and powerful, especially the special functions are even more difficult to guard against, especially the first attack, even if you don't die, you will pay a terrible price.
Fortunately, this time Gao Jun made preparations, and secretly made the enemy's first blow fail, thus exposing their existence.
This time there may be two enemies, which appear to be geckos swimming against walls, spider-like adsorption capabilities, or the ultimate speed that can catch up with trains.
Either way, it's hard to cope with such a lack of equipment.
Even so, Gao Jun will not sit still, everything must strive for the initiative, even if it is a step slower, he must work hard to oppose the customer.
Gao Jun walked out of the box with an embarrassed face, as if he had made a mistake and walked into the wrong room, and then returned to their box.
Wu Xiaoyi was still asleep, Gao Jun walked over to wake her up, but before she could speak, she suddenly saw Wu Xiaoyi's eyes suddenly widen, and they were bigger than usual, her big eyes were black and white, and her deep pupils were like cold stars in the sky.
"Stinky rascal, what are you going to do? Oh, I still want to be like I am taking a bath, pretending to recognize the wrong person with bad intentions towards me, touching and scratching at me, kissing and gnawing on me, and ...... to me" Wu Xiaoyi sat up suddenly, foaming at the mouth.
Gao Jun was suddenly full of black lines, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't mean it, she said the same thing last time she was in the bath, and she didn't know what her brain thought.
Of course Wu Xiaoyi is going to be mad, all the way down, she has been sleeping, and there are only the two of them, but why doesn't this guy take the opportunity to take advantage of himself.
Women love to talk back, obviously they don't like you and even hate you, but they want to say that you are a good person, they obviously like you very much, and they can't wait to have sex with you immediately, but they scold you for being a stinky hooligan.
Just like Wu Xiaoyi now, since she entered the Spring Festival atmosphere, her mood has always been at a low point, she can't go back to her home, her relatives can't see each other, and she likes a man by her side, but he turns a blind eye to herself.
And she is Wu Xiaoyi, she has been known as a prodigy since she was a child, she grew up to be a scholar, and now she has become a world-class scientist, and her research project will change the entire evolutionary history of mankind.
Such a proud and accomplished girl, she should have been held by the stars, but she became a homeless person, panicking like a lost dog, and there was a man beside her, who actually ignored herself, which made her arrogant how could she accept it.
"Eldest sister, I understand your intentions. Gao Jun smiled bitterly and said, "But we need to calm down now, the enemy is here again." ”
"Huh?" Wu Xiaoyi was shocked, it was a matter of her life and death, and she couldn't be careless: "When, what did you do?"
"You don't have to be nervous, I said that as long as I live, I will definitely protect you. Gao Jun said: "I won't say what happened before, but the next is very critical, the two of us are too conspicuous, we have to find a few more people to protect you, and we have to make the momentum louder." ”
"What do you mean?" Wu Xiaoyi asked.
Gao Jun smiled slightly, and said: "There are two minions under the Silly Fork Village Tyrant in the No. 1 box, they came to the capital to bribe and give gifts to a corrupt official......
Gao Jun said it quickly, Wu Xiaoyi was like listening to a story, and then commented disdainfully: "Real money?
In recent years, I have been focusing on environmental protection, and the relevant departments have become popular again, and the feng shui has taken turns, and it is time for them to receive gifts.
However, this kind of bribery method is inevitably too frustrating, and it is too easy to get bribes. ”
"Oh, do you have any advanced methods?" Gao Jun saw that she was full of interest, and immediately followed her words to prevent her from going crazy again, complaining that he didn't 'touch and scratch and kiss and nibble' while she was asleep.
Wu Xiaoyi is obviously very interested in this kind of thing: "There are too many secret and effective ways to give and accept bribes, such as compensation, such as the collusion between a leader and a real estate developer, but now the bureau does not dare to send money directly, so the leader arranges for his distant relatives and friends to go to the real estate developed by the real estate developer, and Zhengda Guangming takes out a loan to buy a house, which no one will say."
Then, the leader's relatives and friends suddenly found out that the house was suspected of being sold more than one house, or there were serious quality problems, and then naturally a dispute arose, and the developer was sued in court, and then the court will make a judgment according to the terms of the contract, agreement, and commitment signed by both parties, such as double, triple, and multiple times the payment for the house. ”
"High! It's really high! This is indeed a righteous and bright, reasonable and legal conspiracy. Gao Jun praised in surprise: "Is there anything else?"
"There are too many, like advertising sponsors. Wu Xiaoyi said: "In the commercial society, TV has reached the level of inserting TV series in advertisements, so TV advertisements are overwhelming.
Usually the advertisements we see are some celebrities as spokespersons and image ambassadors, but there are also some spokespersons who are fresh faces, or even ordinary people, who are neither famous nor even have good looks, but what you don't know is that these people are likely to be relatives and friends of certain leaders, and the endorsement fee may be higher than those first-line stars. ”
"Niu Cha, increase your knowledge!" Gao Jun said with a thumbs up.
"What is this, there are more ruthless things, such as divorce. Wu Xiaoyi said brightly, it can be clearly seen that her mood is improving, and she is full of confidence: "When I was in school before, there was a boy in the literature department next door to us, who was the son of a certain leader.
Later, naturally, it was the leader's son who won the first prize. ”
"I know this, "My District Mayor's Father". Gao Jun said with a smile.
"There's something else you don't know. Wu Xiaoyi was full of interest, and said in a hurry: "Some companies specialize in cultivating some women, who are not public relations ladies, and are called 'child daughters-in-law' in the circle, and the company will put them in a high position, give them large or even huge salaries and benefits, have a car, a house and a deposit in their name, and then ......
This child daughter-in-law 'encountered' the son of a certain leader, and the two fell in love at first sight, hated each other late, and naturally became husband and wife, loving each other.
But after that, it won't take long, some even only a few days, at most only half a year, the two will divorce because of 'personality incompatibility', and after friendly negotiation between the husband and wife, the property will be divided, and the leader's son will divide the house, car and a large amount of property. ”
"!" Gao Jun couldn't help but start scolding the street, sure enough, there are policies and countermeasures, such an operation is really unimaginable, and this is completely 'legal'.
"Hmph, I'm scared, I don't know. Wu Xiaoyi said proudly.
Gao Jun nodded, he was indeed a little frightened, this is really a foot high, and the magic is a foot high: "I see that you also hate this kind of thing, so there are two bastards next door who bribe and corrupt officials, and there is a village tyrant behind them who endangers one side, do you want to play something?"
Wu Xiaoyi needs to have some fun now, otherwise if the enemy doesn't kill her, she will go crazy herself, so she immediately responded, "What to play?
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said, "Do you remember the two little monsters sent out by the King of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn?"
Wu Xiaoyi nodded again and again, and said: "I know, I know, the fine ghost, the clever worm, took the purple gold red gourd and the mutton fat jade net bottle to collect Sun Wukong, and later these two two goods went to ask the godmother nine-tailed fox to borrow the golden rope." ”
"Wow, you remember that very well. Gao Jun was surprised: "Then do you remember how much silver the Ximen officials gave Wang Ganniang?"
Wu Xiaoyi opened her mouth and said: "For the first time, I gave a piece of loose silver to make tea money, and then took out ten taels of silver, and asked Wang Ganniang to help promote this matter...... Is there a relationship between these two things?"
Wu Xiaoyi suddenly saw Gao Jun's very obscene appearance as if he was smiling, so she suddenly woke up.
Gao Jun smiled: "It doesn't matter, but your serious and extraordinary memory is amazing, at the first meeting, how young was the Pan family's mother's family, and how old were the officials?"
"Get out. Wu Xiaoyi blushed and glanced at him, and said, "Hurry up and get down to business." ”
Gao Jun smiled and said, "That fine ghost and clever insect took two magic weapons to pretend to be Sun Wukong, what happened later?"
Later, Sun Xingzhi turned into an old immortal, took out the gourd containing the sky, and deceived the magic weapon of the two of them. Wu Xiaoyi said: "Oh, I understand, you mean, we also have to pretend to be immortals?"
The two of them laughed, their emotions were high, the atmosphere was warm, Wu Xiaoyi also completely recovered, and after some discussion, they immediately took action.
Gao Jun took the first step, checked at the door, and after making sure that it was safe, he called Wu Xiaoyi out, just like a long trip, stretching his waist to breathe, indifferent chatting, when passing by the No. 1 box, Gao Jun's style changed, and said: "We are about to go out of the customs and enter the territory of Liaodong, and our task is about to begin, quickly put away the lazy heart, this is the task is arduous, and it must be taken seriously." ”
"Got it, got it. Wu Xiaoyi said lazily.
"Cheer up. Gao Jun said angrily: " This time the action is amazing, it is the Zhongyang inspection team initiated, the Ministry of Police, the Ministry of Land, the Ministry of Discipline and Supervision and other departments jointly launched a large operation, mainly to implement the imperial court issued a special struggle to eliminate gangsters and vices, as well as shantytown transformation, rural land planning issues, the imperial court attaches great importance to this action, especially in the Fuyu Huayuan County we are going to this time, the townships and towns below it have been rampant for several years, encroaching on land resources, oppressing the good, forming a gang, the power is huge, the relationship is intertwined, and it is a disaster.
Even the leaders of the imperial court were shocked, angrily denouncing that the people were acting and the officials were not prosecuted, and ordered us to investigate thoroughly, so our task this time is to infiltrate, find out the situation and main members of this gang, and wait for the inspection team to come, uproot their entire power and relationship network, and eliminate harm for the people!"
As soon as Gao Junyi finished his stern words, he heard a pop from the No. 1 box, as if someone had fallen off the bed.