Chapter 840: Fellow Meets Fellow
Hearing the noise in the No. 1 box, Gao Jun and Wu Xiaoyi looked at each other and smiled, obviously the other party took the bait.
This means that the speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, and it can also be said that he has done something bad for fear of the ghost calling the door.
Gao Jun checked Tong Ling's hometown report on the bandit and village tyrant from the Internet before, although there is no mainstream report, but the relevant posts can still be found, and it is actually easy to get relevant information, mainly depending on whether anyone wants to take care of it.
The emperor in their mouths is called Tu Qiang, and I don't know if this name is because his father wanted to paint him on the wall back then, or if he wanted him to make feces.
This guy is a ruffian hooligan, using all kinds of means to become a village official, and immediately began to unscrupulously accumulate wealth, occupying a large amount of collective land for his own profit, and the mix is prosperous, there are local villagers on the Internet to report, the family is even lower by him forcibly occupied for many years, and he is injured and disabled by his entangled accomplices, and there are countless people who extort and extort, which can be said to be a local evil.
It's just that this guy is smart enough, and after years of drilling, he has co-opted and corrupted some officials, formed his own network, and arranged for many relatives and friends to enter the relevant departments, with huge and intertwined influence.
Even so, in front of the state apparatus, they are just small fish, small shrimps, and small flies, and the cabinet ministers, military ministers, and feudal officials above are constantly falling off the horse, not to mention this kind of little person.
Therefore, after Gao Jun finished speaking, the fine ghosts and clever insects in the box were suddenly frightened, and they always heard about inspections, supervision, commissioners, etc., but they were far away from the emperor, as long as they guarded the magistrate, the rest was nothing.
But this time, it looks like it's going to be real!
The fat man was so frightened that he rolled off the bunk and was about to rush out, but was stopped by the thin man and said, "What are you going to do?"
"I'll go out ......"
"You go out and fart, can you still kill people?" the thin man scolded: "I really didn't expect that these private visits to the procuratorate would quietly enter the village in a green car, if it didn't happen to run into us, it would really be unguardable." ”
"What now?" said the fat man, anxiously.
"What are you panicking about!" the thin man shouted: "Send a text message first, tell the emperor about this, since we found them in advance, then everything will be easy to do, listen to the movement, there are only two of them, and one is a woman, it should be easy to solve." ”
"Yes, yes, I'll call. The fat man said in a panic.
And Gao Jun and Wu Xiaoyi were still chatting as if no one else was there, and after finishing business, they began to chat, and the bait ran out, just waiting for the little fish to take the bait.
Wu Xiaoyi does not lose the title of scholar, she is indeed knowledgeable, looking at the speeding scenery outside the window, even if it is just a wasteland and field, she can tell allusions: "Do you know this place, when Wu Sangui was angry with the crown, he opened the city gate to invite the Qing Dynasty's pigtail army to enter the city, and the battle with Li Zicheng's peasant army was near here." ”
"Hehe......" Gao Jun sneered: "A traitor and traitor, can actually be beautified into a red face when he is angry, history is really magical, look at the majestic pass near here, if there is no traitor who takes the initiative to open the city and surrender, even if he loses in the end, he can make the pigtail army suffer heavy losses, and the traitor leading the way party is shameful and hateful!"
Gao Junyi said solemnly, fully demonstrating his high degree of national loyalty and sense of national belonging, of course, it was also said to the fine ghosts and clever insects in the box.
The people inside became more and more nervous, but fortunately, their emperor replied in time.
"The emperor's thoughts are similar to mine, obviously someone saw the report on the Internet, so they targeted us. The thin man said: "He asked us to catch them first, to find out the truth, if we confirm their identity, it is naturally the old way, use money to smash, buy as much as possible, and then they will feed back the news that they are safe and sound, and we can continue to be free."
And the emperor has also done a good job of coping, he will greet people from various departments, and he will also go to the village to block the mouths of some sluts, so the key is how to communicate with these two people along the way. ”
"Hey, what do you need to do, spend money, send money. The fat man said angrily that the money he had recently given as a gift made him feel distressed.
The thin man waved his hand to signal him not to talk nonsense, and then opened the door to the box.
The door suddenly opened, Wu Xiaoyi was startled, and exclaimed, "Yo, there are still people in this room!"
The fat man and the thin man who said this wanted to play with her, so the two big living people appeared, and they said this, aren't we human?
Seeing the two of them stunned in embarrassment, Wu Xiaoyi hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I just blurted it out, don't be surprised." ”
The thin man is indeed a fine ghost, otherwise the errand of giving gifts to the big leaders of the capital will not be handed over to him, and gift-giving also requires technology and wisdom, not simply to give money.
So the thin man hurriedly said: "It's serious, we're embarrassed, suddenly open the door and scare you." ”
This polite and high-quality conversation made both parties very comfortable and easy to feel close, so since they had talked, the fat man immediately said: "It's painful to be in the car on the first day of the new year." ”
"yes. Gao Jun answered: "But as long as the family is reunited, it doesn't matter when you go back." ”
"Yes, yes, that's true. The thin man immediately said: "The relatives at home just hope that people will come back safely, and they really don't care if it's Chinese New Year's Eve."
The route of this bus is very special, I take the liberty of asking, where are you going, maybe we are still fellow countrymen. ”
"Let's go to Buyeo, Huayuan County, Kuanchengzi. Gao Jun said.
"Really?" the fat man suddenly exclaimed, "Huayuan County, then we are really fellow villagers, which township are you?"
Gao Jun and the others glanced at the fat man, and thought to themselves that this fat man's acting skills are not bad, knowing that they are not locals, but they still show such surprise and urgency, which fully shows that the more thieves they are, the more capable they are.
Look at those high-ranking corrupt officials and corrupt officials, in fact, they don't have bullshit skills, most of them have been promoted and reused by personal connections, and the more people at the bottom who work hard can mix with the wind and water, they have some real skills.
The two sides are willing to hook up with each other, so there is an opening topic, and it is natural to chat.
And the thin man carried out the emperor's will very well, and without saying a word, he looked at his watch and said: "It's so late, I haven't eaten lunch in a hurry, have you two eaten, haven't you eaten together, you're welcome." ”
Of course, Gao Jun and Wu Xiaoyi were not polite, but they excused themselves for a long time, and finally followed them to the dining car.
The train was empty, there was no one in the dining car, the fat man went to the back carriage to find the attendant and the cook, this world, money can make the ghost grind, even if the cook is unwilling, he saw ten red bills, and let him watch after making a few hard dishes, the cook immediately showed a warm smile.
Soon, four cold, four hot and eight dishes, plus a case of beer, were brought to the table by the flight attendant, Gao Jun grabbed the flight attendant and asked: "Let me ask you, where did the flight attendant who was in charge of checking the ticket go just now, a tall, thin and delicate young man." ”
The waiter in the dining car shook his head and said, "I don't know who will check the ticket today, as for the physical signs you mentioned, many people are like this." ”
Gao Jun nodded helplessly, in fact, the reason why he asked openly was also a deterrent, telling the other party in disguise, Lao Tzu already knows your details, and if you dare to show up, you will be killed.
You must get in touch with this hidden worry in order to communicate with the fat and thin head in front of you.
The other party invited guests to dinner, which naturally won the favor of Gao Jun and the others, and after two glasses of wine, they began to speak freely.
Fellow villagers see fellow villagers, although they are different townships in the same county, but when they go out, this is their fellow countrymen.
Of course, Gao Jun, who speaks fluent northern dialect, returned to his hometown, and Wu Xiaoyi beside him became his daughter-in-law, which was introduced by Wu Xiaoyi herself, otherwise he was ready to continue to suffer some losses and let her be his aunt.
finally became Gao Jun's daughter-in-law, which made Wu Xiaoyi seem a little excited, a little wishful, and satisfied.
was so warmly entertained by others, as the so-called eating people's mouth is short, so Gao Jun showed great sincerity and knew everything.
Then he took the initiative to say: "You are Xitu Zhuang, there is a famous one named Tu Qiang, it seems to be a big brother in society, you must also know each other." ”
Just now I was talking about the changes in my hometown, and suddenly switched to the topic, almost caught off guard, the two subconsciously glanced at each other, and said: "Know, of course I know, but he is not a social big brother, he is the head of our village and a part-time village secretary, who has led our village to work hard and become rich over the years, and everyone praises it, how can you not know it." ”
There is nothing wrong with the thin man's response, they themselves want to take the opportunity to make friends, listen to the truth and reality, and then win over and corrupt the two of Gao Jun, if everything is true and their wooing has progressed, Tu Qiang will personally come forward to entertain it, so at this time, you can't say that you don't know each other, you can only try to wash it away.
"Everyone in the whole village praises?" At this time, Wu Xiaoyi suddenly spoke, acting like a stupid woman who has no heart and no lungs, and is straightforward: "Are we talking about a person, I heard that this Tu Qiang is the leader of the underworld, a famous village bandit and village bully, and there are many ...... on the Internet."
"What nonsense are you talking about!?" Gao Jun hurriedly stopped him, frowning and glaring, as if blaming her for leaking secrets, Wu Xiaoyi's performance was also appropriate, and she immediately shut up.
The four of them looked at each other, their faces were full of embarrassed smiles, and they only heard the thin man say: "You all hear rumors, they are all made up by those people who hate the rich and have pink eye, Tu Qiang is a good cadre of the villagers, he led everyone to establish a large farmers' market in our village, so that the villagers no longer have to carry the burden to go to the city to sell, sell nearby, and there are many traders who come to pick up the goods, the price is fair, the work is easy, and many people read him well." ”
Gao Jun laughed, using the collective land to establish a bazaar, the peasants can buy vegetables nearby, but on the land that they also have ownership and use rights, they have to pay him all kinds of stall fees and management fees......
It's okay to recite him, and it's almost the same as reciting the Sutra of Bliss to him.