Chapter 1 The second dog became a stray dog
"Three dogs, the particle accelerator increases its rotational speed and shines on the metal plate. ”
In a classroom of Longteng Academy, Wang Ergou, who looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, sits on a chair and commands remotely, and the husky, who is called Sangou, lies on the table and struggles to control the equipment panel.
"Master, the speed has reached the theoretical upper limit, and if you increase it any more, it is likely to overload and cause an explosion. The paw was on the lever, and Sangou hesitated, "This is just an ordinary classroom, not our laboratory in the interstellar, and the explosion-proof function may not be very good..."
kicked the fleshy dog's ass in front of him, and the second dog squeezed it away and pushed the lever to the end.
"What are you kidding! This experiment is already easy to explode, so if I wasn't worried that my cultivation room would be blown up, why would I be doing an experiment in the classroom?"
As the top scientist in the interstellar era, Ergou is developing a particle space memory today, which can also be called a space ring.
Sangou crouched next to him and rolled his eyes, giving a long hiccup. If he wasn't an intelligent AI bound to Ergou's soul, he wouldn't have to wear this backward place together and be fed a bunch of metal ore parts with a lot of impurities every day.
"Drip, drip, drip!" The instrument suddenly jumped from green to red, and a shrill siren sounded.
"Sangou, I don't think there's something quite right..."The flickering red light shone on Ergou's unbelievable face.
"Why are you standing stupidly with a cane, running!"
Hearing the sound, Ergou immediately picked up Sangou and opened the window door and jumped out, and the fried Sangou was so frightened that he directly turned back into the prototype of the bracelet and hid in the pocket of Ergou's chest.
"Boom!boom!boom—"
After the deafening roar, the classroom was directly bombed into ruins, and Ergou looked at the mess in front of him, and said in his heart, he actually capsized in the gutter.
"Are you sure you want to continue to stand stupidly, such a big stir, the Academy pickets will definitely come, if they catch you..."
"Stop! Don't run! That dog is talking about you!"
As the three dogs were talking, several young men in blue clothes and blue hats suddenly rushed out from all directions without dead ends, surrounding the two dogs who had just raised their right feet and were about to slip away.
"Brothers, classmates, fellow Daoists, listen to my explanation, I said that I was just passing by, do you believe it?"
The captain of the picket sneered, I want to eat it I don't know who you are Wang Ergou's name is famous in the academy - what are you not doing, destroying the first place.
"Classmate Wang Ergou, if you have anything to say, go to the picket office. ... Do you say that you can't cultivate honestly one day? Can you pass the sect's recruitment assessment like this?"
It's also strange to say, Ergou traveled from the interstellar era, this is an urban cultivation plane where ordinary people and monks coexist, and the immortal cultivators and sects are hidden in the city, using enchantments and large arrays to separate each other from the living range of ordinary people, and communicate with each other.
Longteng Academy is the only immortal cultivation academy in the city, which specializes in looking for children with spiritual roots to cultivate for the sect to choose.
"Fellow Daoists, you have to believe that this explosion is a testimony to history, because this world will be completely changed in the near future. The second dog, who was carried away by a few strong men, was still trying to make a final struggle.
"Change the times? Recently, it's good to have a super phone, you can play games, you can also take pictures, that's called changing the era, your explosion is destroying the era. ”
Ergou rolled his eyes, the mobile phone was made by him and Sangou, not only permanently free of charge, to achieve ultra-long-distance calls, but also games and high-definition cameras.
Sangou suddenly said: "Bet, do you believe that there will be exercises on your mobile phone soon?"
The captain rolled his eyes, this person is stupid again, although mobile phones do have some advantages, but they are only things used by mortals, how can it have anything to do with the exercises used to cultivate immortals?
"It's like you made the phone, and if the phone could do the exercises, I'd just wear a pair of flower pants and run naked in school. ”
Ergou smiled and nodded, Ness!
The captain of the picket team picked up the compensation list and handed it to Ergou, the long list was dragged from the desk to the ground and rolled, Ergou's eyes almost popped out when he saw the final compensation amount, "A row of classrooms actually costs so much money?"
"What do you think, come on, pay for your explosion, for the era you want to change!"
By the time Ergou left the picket office, he had changed from a rich dog to a stray dog, and his tuition and living expenses for a year were paid to the college.
"I never thought that I, Ergou, as a top scientist, an S-level spiritual powerhouse, and a person who was determined to start a sect and change the times, couldn't even afford lunch. ”
Ergou, who was standing at the door, looked up to the sky and sighed, excellent people are always not understood.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you that next time you break discipline again, just wait to be fired. The captain of the picket team went out and passed by the second brother and reminded, "I'm going to eat, are you going?"
"I'm not hungry. Ergou waved his hand at the captain and shed tears of poverty and helplessness.
Ergou returned to his cultivation room, picked up the remaining half of the steamed bun and ate it with cold water, and Sangou sat in front of the computer and looked at a row of data.
"Master, after statistics on super mobile phones, the APP with the highest usage rate is the mobile game Glory Nuan Nuan, do we want to launch matching, ranking mode and skin mall dress change function?"
Ergou coughed a few times, and he choked on drinking cold water just now.
"You can do it yourself, I'm not in the mood. ”
"We can also make money through mobile games. ”
Ergou subconsciously lit up when he heard the word money, and then said, "Tell me the plan directly, quickly." ”
"Master, all the mobile phones we left all over the school have been picked up, which means that we already have a lot of cabbage on our phones, no, it's a customer. As long as we introduce new skins and heroes in the game, it is estimated that they will be kryptonite. ”
Ergou touched his chin and asked, "How do you know that they will charge money, and the gold coins in the game are different from the real world." ”
"The hosts had a planet a long time ago with a game that was more similar to ours, and they had a successful experience. And I have made real money and virtual gold coins before, I pressed a few legs on the overlord safe commonly known as Wang Ba, as long as people put real money into it, and then put their mobile phones in the safe identification area, they can be exchanged for virtual gold coins. ”
Ergou threw away the steamed bun and suddenly began to look up to the sky and laugh, and then Ergou suddenly became serious: "Shhh, don't say it, I copied their planet in this game, I heard that the boss's surname is Ma." However, the overlord in the king eight gives you a double click 666."
Sangou looked confused, and said that Ergou, who was usually so lazy, could have developed such a good game in such a short period of time before.
"Sangou,Put a few exercises on the shelves in the game store.,Then install a mobile phone commissary on the mobile phone of people who don't play games.,Put the exercises on it.,By the way, let them choose one for free first.,And then charge.,Reluctant to get money for the exercises.。 ”
Of course, Ergou's exercises are the exercises that have been upgraded by the computer, after all, Sangou is an artificial intelligence with powerful computing power, which can improve the original exercises in this world in a short period of time.
The names and descriptions of the three exercises suddenly appeared on the screen.
[Name: "Martial Stone Refining Technique: Elementary", Type: Cultivation of Basic Exercises Use Effect: After refining, the aura in the martial stone can be purified, and the primary can only purify the low-grade martial stone. Comparison: 20% more effective than traditional refining. 】
[Name: Body Refining and Forging Technique - Elementary, Type: Cultivation of Basic Exercises Efficacy: It can exercise the meridians of the human body, and it is the expansion of the meridians of the monks, so as to better absorb the aura. Comparison: 20% more effective than traditional pulse forging techniques. 】
[Name: Martial Stone Absorption Technique-Elementary, Type: Cultivation Basic Exercises Efficacy: Absorb the extracted martial stone essence and increase the spiritual energy reserves in the monk's body. Comparison: Twenty percent faster than the traditional Sleeve Hand Aura, and can be used in conjunction with Martial Stone Refining Technique. 】
"Master, how much do you sell for these three exercises?"
Ergou showed a wicked smile and said: "It's not interesting to sell too much, let them draw a lottery, make a most powerful hero, and then get a few beautiful and cool skins, we let them buy a box to draw a lottery, and the box is decorated with gold coins, and then the hero fragments, skin fragments, collect all the skin fragments and hero skins to exchange for skins and heroes, and of course, there are also exercise fragments." ”
"By the way, set the winning rate to the lowest for me, why bother to mark the price clearly, wouldn't it be faster to get money?"
Sangou erected a dog finger for Ergou, and in terms of pit abduction, Ergou is simply the grandfather.
"The master has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not?"
"Put. ”
"I'm not human, but you're a real dog. ”
Ergou picked up the computer and smiled at Sangou, and then said unhurriedly: "I'll inject you with a chip virus now, you wait." ”
Sangou hugged Ergou's thigh at once, and hurriedly said, "Master, are you sure you don't go to see the chat group first, and then use the group to better gather wool?"
Ergou raised his hand and gave Sangou a slap: "Can you speak, is that wool picking? That is called the customer after-sales group, our purpose is to serve customers, making money is secondary." ”
The three dogs looked at the ugly faces of the two dogs in the corner, and after thinking for a long time, they found out that this was the legendary when xx wanted to set up the archway.