Chapter 2 Feel the happiness of Mr. Ma

Wang Ergou directly opened the mobile phone, and when he made this mobile phone, he came with an APP in the system, as long as people opened the mobile phone, the account would be automatically logged in, and then automatically added to the chat group he created.

"Three Dogs can update the game and store. ”

The third dog went to work again under the smile of the second dog.

As a result, users who are on the phone, taking selfies, playing games, or smashing walnuts at this time find that their phones suddenly abort the running program, and a chat interface called "A Mysterious Force" pops up in the middle of the screen. Ding Dong jumped out a large paragraph of information.

"Hello everyone, I am Wang Batian, the owner of the chat group, in order to thank you for your support for super phones, users who buy and hold super phones within 30 days from today can get a free random copy of the exercises in all the exercises that have been put on the shelves of the newly launched exercise mall module as the first batch of trials! ”

Immediately after two ding-dong ding-, the system prompts Honor Nuan Nuan to start updating automatically.

Accompanied by the 3D surround sound version of Wishing you prosperity magic BGM, it is a short video with the cover of the three dogs' faces that integrate the three tastes of humiliation, cheapness, and decay, and the taste is extremely outrageous.

???What kind of witchcraft is this? The noise made the scalp tingle, and he decisively forked it off.

Ergou waited for a long time and found that no one replied to his message, and said that it was not scientific.

"Show me how the phone is used! I want Kangkang's grandsons to do what the hell are they doing?"

A series of data appeared on the screen, and Ergou got drunk after looking at it.

He originally designed to merge the exercise mall into the game APP and need to complete the pre-online novice task to open, originally because the game account is permanently bound to the mobile phone, so that you can be familiar with the mobile game online mode and open the exercise module at the same time, and at the same time ensure that a mobile phone can only receive one exercise.

However, the data shows that half of this group of people directly quit and continue to use beauty PS, and the other half is even more excessive, ignoring the special effects of the exercise mall after completing the novice task, and directly clicked into the matching mode!

Isn't it good, but what about the unintentional sleep and single-minded cultivation that is said to be good? Isn't the exercise fragrant???

"Ban these two functions for me, and then push the Gongfa Mall up!"

"Steady old iron~"

“???”

As soon as the software was disabled here, the group immediately became active, and Didi kept ringing.

"PS, why can't I use it?"

The girl with the screen name "Beauty Bubbles" lined up and posted a series of question marks before answering a sentence.

She's just half-finished her selfie, and she's still eye-catching!

A user named "Talking a lot is cut" also started messaging.

"What the hell? What's going on? What the hell? How did the GAN get popped?"

"Brother dei, I'm worse than you, I want to cross the tower to kill a wave of Tianxiu, and now I'm defending the tower to show a face. Alas..."

The other one called "People don't talk much" followed, and a sigh contained endless vicissitudes.

The following have been brushed up with the wax of the good man's life.

Other users have also been brushing up on memes. Ergou installed at least 10 G emojis on the phone, and there were no duplicates on the full screen as far as the eye could see.

"PS and mobile games are just after-school pastimes, the academy competition is coming, why don't you go and see the exercises module, let's talk about the exercises, right?"

Ergou just finished sending this message, and the next second the phone couldn't stop.

"My dad said that he wouldn't let me learn some messy exercises, which would affect my combat effectiveness. A man called "My dad is a master" said.

"I think your dad is right. "Beauty bubbles" replied.

Everyone echoed and agreed.

Then she @ my dad is a master and asked, "How good is your dad?"

"My dad won't let me tell anyone he's the dean of Dragon Academy. ”

...... hehe

"Oh, a windfall!" Ergou patted Sangou on the head, "Bring me all the information about this Hanhan!"

"Master, my father is a master, the user of this account is Long Zaitian, the son of the dean of the Longteng Academy, and the current realm is Dancheng Dajing, known as the first master of the young generation of the Longteng Academy. But he's also a playboy with an emotional debt. ”

As soon as the results of the investigation of the three dogs came out, Long Zaitian @ the beauty bubbled in the group.

"Beauty, can you really bubble?"

The beauty bubbled and immediately replied: "In principle, it's okay, but it depends on how handsome the boy I'm facing~" also comes with a soft and cute shy expression.

Through the LAN, I can't stop a sense of déjà vu of a scumbag, a scumbag, a scumbag, a woman, and an adulterer.

Even the speed of complaining, copying the party, and emoji swiping has slowed down significantly.

Just when Ergou was hesitant to block the group chat, in case the words of the tiger and wolf would affect his wise brain, but he was worried about missing the order, a large number of surprised slots suddenly appeared in the group.

"it! it!" The bold and blood-red bold bold font suddenly popped up, and it was particularly conspicuous in the quiet chat group. "This exercise is too awesome!!

"Don't be funny, any low-level exercise has to be three digits higher, what good things can you have for free?" someone immediately mocked.

"Brother, don't you be a nursery, right?"

The others also agreed, and were ready to type a few words, but—

[Congratulations to the user "There is only one truth" NO.43, and obtained a copy of the low-level refining technique "Martial Stone Refining Technique: Primary", the use effect: After refining, the aura in the martial stone can be purified, and the primary can only purify the low-grade martial stone. 】

The exercise obtained a screenshot of the interface and threw it up, and took a photo of him holding a low-grade martial stone in the sun.

At a glance, it can be seen that this martial stone is much more transparent than the average low-grade martial stone, and if it is not for the different shapes, it is easy to mistake it for a medium quality just by looking at the color.

"I also thought it was a deception at first, so I casually tried it with a low-level martial stone, and it was just a case of evidence if it didn't work. "The truth is only one big blood-red letter, and it fills the screen.

"As you can see, the purity has increased by about 20 percent. I refined a total of 3 pieces, the success rate is 100%, 2 pieces have just been used, and the measured absorption time has also been slightly shortened, which should be the reason for the improvement of purity. ”

The group members who were about to complain about the "......" embarrassed to withdraw the forty-meter long knife they had pulled out.

", it can't be so evil, right?"

"There is a picture and the truth, and if you don't believe it, I can't help it (╯_╰). Anyway, Baba, please take my knees! One person asks for all the exercises on the shelves!ORZ@ Wang Batian"

The group fell into ** quiet, half loud, and suddenly a @ prompt sounded dingding.

"Baba, please take my knees!The two of them are asking for all the exercises on the shelves!ORZ@ Wang Batian"

"Baba, please take my knees!The three of them ask for all the exercises on the shelves!ORZ@ Wang Batian"

“+10086”

Ergou touched his dog's head and showed a happy smile, and his smile gradually became crazy from plain.

"The three dogs can sell the exercises, quickly, quickly, throw them out, by the way, release the Iron King Badu. ”

As soon as the second dog's voice fell, a group of legged safes all ran out of the door, and there was actually another one with wings. Then Ergou took a picture of the safe and sent it to the group.

[@所有成员, there is already this machine in the college, you only need to put the real gold coins in it, and then scan the QR code on it with your mobile phone to get the corresponding virtual gold coins, virtual gold coins can be drawn, as long as the lottery has the opportunity to have the latest experience, now there is an event, rush 10,000 get 10,000, rush 100,000 get 10,000. 】

As soon as the dog message was sent, most of the mobile phone users picked up the ticket and rushed out of the door, which is a big discount, and now you can return 10% to yourself how much you want, a big deal.

Some people even called their homes, and the content was very simple.

"Dad, prepare some money for me, I'll come back right away and get your coffin board. ”

"What are you talking about, how can I be an unfilial son, your son wants to buy exercises now, as long as your son becomes a great immortal cultivator, I will buy you ten coffins, ten is not enough, one hundred is enough." ”

Then the phone on the other side was hung up directly, of course, the second dog didn't know the situation here, and he was still worried about whether someone would recharge it.

It didn't take long for the safe that Ergou had thrown out just now to run back again.

Under the expectant gaze of the second dog, they spit out a large pile of currency, and then left again.

Ergou almost left tears of excitement when he looked at these currencies, and from tomorrow onwards, he will be able to feel the joy of eating and drinking again.

"Sangou, don't bother me from now on, I'm going to start counting money. ”

Ergou sat aside and spit on his left hand, then rubbed his hands and began to count the money, Sangou turned around and gave a roll of his eyes and whispered in his heart: "If I weren't penniless, to be honest, I would have looked down on the ugly face of your nouveau riche." ”

Ergou just finished counting the safe and ran over, Ergou shook his hand and continued to count the money, the safe came and went a few times, and Ergou couldn't count it at all.

Ergou looked back at Sangou and said breathlessly: "Sangou, I have cramps in my hands, it turns out that I can really count cramps when I count money, I feel the happiness of Boss Ma." ”

Sangou gave Ergou a look and said, "Do you need me to throw another batch of mobile phones?" ”

Ergou looked at Sangou with appreciation, it is rare for a dog to be so sensible in this society now, but he should also think about opening a sect.

After all, the sect has always been what Ergou wants to do the most, and having a strong sect in this world is a manifestation of strength, how could Ergou, as the most powerful man in this world, let go of this opportunity?