Insertion: The funny daily life of Mrs. Yue and Hui Bad Tou

In the afternoon, I opened my worried eyes only to find that Cheng Muhui was not around.

"Mu Hui, Mu Hui!" There was silence all around.

"Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng, Lao Cheng!" still no one answered, what's going on? Where did you go?

I stood at the door of the bedroom with my slippers and shouted, "Cheng Muhui, Cheng Muhui!" Still quietly, I was a little annoyed, and shouted loudly, "Dead old man, where the hell have you gone?" ”

"Eh, here, here, here, come on. He stuck his neck out of the stairs and smiled.

I rolled my eyes, walked up quickly, grabbed his ear and said, "If you don't listen to the good shouting, you will have to commit some domestic violence before you can remember it for a long time." ”

"It hurts, it hurts, I didn't prepare a surprise for you, I fell into a daze for a while, you see that I just heard this and immediately rushed over. ”

"What? painted a portrait of me?" I was a little delighted, I hadn't received his painting for many years.

"People still have ears that hurt? I can't walk, I can't walk. He pretended to be aggrieved, sat on the ground and hugged my legs. I haven't seen you for many years, and you've become a drama?

"Woo woo woo~ Then you were obviously ignoring other people's people just now, making everyone scared to death. I also sat on the ground and pinched an impure Taiwanese accent and said, Hmph, I can't take it if you can play it.

Obviously, he was stunned: "Really scared?"

I opened my hand covering my face, laughed and said, "What do you say? Cheng Muhui, you don't want to think about what I do, will I be afraid? If you do this again, I'll be with you to the end, especially disgusting you. ”

I patted my ass and walked towards the study, feeling a strange smell in the air that was both familiar and unfamiliar.

Cheng Muhui also stood up and stopped my shoulder and said, "Don't you think this is very interesting? You see, they all say that life is like a play, and this more acting is equivalent to living a few more years?" He smiled evilly again, "Seriously, you didn't see me, I'm really not afraid?"

I pursed my lips and looked at him helplessly: "Interesting? It's okay, it's just that your acting skills are really bad." "If you want to say that I'm not afraid, to be honest, it's really a little, but I won't say it, I don't think it's good to see Mu Hui's bad face, maybe I will use this trick to trick me in the future. Alas, Lao Cheng, I'm sorry, I don't want to be talented, I have been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and although the others are not proficient, they still have a pair of fiery eyes.

"Are you scared or ......?"

"Cheng ...... Bathe...... Hui ...... "When I opened the door of the study, I was stunned for a moment, turned my head and squinted my eyes and gritted my teeth, "What the hell are you doing? Why did you get the cilantro here?"

"Coriander......? Isn't that the flower you planted?"

"My old brother, you ...... Can you please not seem so ignorant, I see you...... Your IQ is sorry for your age. I shook my head, "Of course the coriander will bloom when it grows, can't you see it and smell it?"

"How do I know? It grows so tall, and the leaves don't look like coriander leaves, and the flowers bloom quite beautifully, and they don't smell so bad, I thought it was a rare species, and then I thought I would make a flower portrait for you." He stood innocently beside him with his head bowed, making me laugh and cry.

I turned around and looked at the bookshelf behind me, gasping for air, but trying to breathe fire: "Where's my book?"

"What about the book?,I used it to make specimens.,I didn't bring a book.,I'll use it when I see yours.,It's okay.,The flowers will wait a few days.,Don't delay your reading.。 He pointed to the balcony and glared at a pair of innocent eyes, and said that the look was really amazing, as if I was blaming the wrong person.

I let out a long breath, feeling dazed and speechless for a while. At this time, he smiled and took something and stuck it on my head, clapped his hands and said, "Beautiful!"

"What's that?" I walked over to the table to take a look in the mirror.

"Eh, don't look at it, don't look at it, it's a hairpin, sticky coriander flower. Alas, it's beautiful. He stood in front of me, holding my face and saying with a serious face.

"Really?"

"Really, absolutely true. ”

"But why do I think you're a little smiling and hiding something from me?"

"No, I'm just attracted to your beauty, intoxicated, intoxicated, and can't help but laugh. He was a little flustered.

I dragged him aside, looked in the mirror and found that my face was painted by him as a big cat, I clenched my fists, glared and said, "Cheng Muhui, you ......"

can turn his head, where is there still the shadow of Cheng Muhui. I immediately put down the mirror and chased out: "Cheng Muhui, you are dead, dare to touch the tiger's buttocks, if I don't paint you as a king today, I won't call you Yuexi!"

In the end, Cheng Muhui's whole face was painted by me, and then I threw out all his pillow pajamas to show my anger, but for some reason, I woke up in his arms the next day, but I obviously locked the door, it's really strange.