Chapter 227: Pig-like teammates
When I arrived at "Journey to the West", I told Sun Dasheng about my plan, but before Sun Dasheng could speak, Bajie looked at me first and said with a smile.
"Mr. landlord, how about you take me out to play this time?"
As he spoke, he made a gesture that gave me goosebumps all over my body.
I should strongly oppose this plan, this plan is too risky, but to my surprise, Brother Monkey seems to be hesitating.
At this time, Tang Seng spoke.
He looked at Sun Wukong and said.
"Wukong, since it's not a matter of fighting and killing, you just let Wu Neng go, he has wanted to go to the landlord's world for a long time, and it's good to let him have this wish. ”
Seeing Tang Seng pleading with Bajie, Sha Seng also looked at Sun Wukong and said.
"Yes, Senior Brother, let the Second Senior Brother go, he was also the 'Marshal of Tianpeng' before, the commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Court Water Army, and he knows the affairs of Heavenly Court extremely well, I am afraid that he knows a lot more than Senior Brother. ”
This sentence actually makes sense, although Sun Dasheng is very powerful, but he doesn't know much about Heavenly Court, he has been an official in Heavenly Court twice, once as Bi Ma Wen, once as the head of Pan Taoyuan, and he didn't last long, Zhu Bajie is different, he was originally a native of Heavenly Court, of course, he will know more about these.
I remember that in the TV series, Sun Wukong didn't know who the three gods were enshrined, or whether Zhu Bajie reminded him that these were the three Qings, and the three talents changed.
At this time, Sun Wukong also figured it out, he looked at me and said with a smile.
"Then the landlord will take the nerd, but if you want him to have a stupid seizure, the women in your world wear too few clothes, and I fear he will not be able to control it. ”
Hearing that the woman was wearing very few clothes, Zhu Bajie's halazi immediately flowed down.
He looked at me and said with a smile.
"Mr. Landlord, let's go now!"
Seeing his anxious appearance, I felt funny, so I looked at Tang Seng and the others and said.
"Elder Tang, I don't know when those Taoist priests will come, if you take the second senior brother out, I'm afraid it will take a long time, and it won't delay your formation, right?"
As a result, Tang Seng said with a smile.
"It's okay, it's okay, let him go with you to see the world. ”
I thought to myself, let the stars in the sky follow me to see the world, my face is big enough.
However, Zhu Bajie, the marshal of Tianpeng, has been greatly affected in terms of wisdom and other aspects since he fell into the mortal dust, to be honest, I am still quite worried about this goods, but Bajie has already run over.
Tang Seng looked at Bajie and said.
"Bajie, after you follow the landlord to that world, you must listen to Mr. Landlord in everything, and don't do anything wrong, if I hear Mr. Landlord say that you have done something wrong, I will definitely let Wukong clean you up. ”
Bajie still has a lot of respect for the master, and he quickly said with a smile.
"Master, don't worry, I will definitely listen to Mr. Landlord. ”
I was also relieved to hear his promise, although Bajie's combat power is far from that of Brother Monkey, but I can't deal with it in a hurry, so I'm still very polite to Bajie.
"Brush!"
The two of us were in the hotel in an instant.
Then, Bajie was stunned by the scene in front of him, because there were beautiful women everywhere in front of him, and they were all beautiful women who were wearing very little.
The elves' clothes were originally cool, most of their skin was exposed, and each of them had good figures, which made Bajie very unbearable.
"Room...... Mr. Landlord, do people in this world wear clothes like this?"
He looked at me and asked with a slight stammer.
I said with a smile.
"No, no, these people are also from the tenant world like you, so they are not from our world, but there are many people in our world who dress like this. ”
Bajie nodded, then looked around and laughed, Harazi had already flowed to the ground.
"These people are so beautiful, I don't know who their names are, how old they are, do they have a marriage match?"
I saw that his eyes were about to pop out.
However, the elves didn't have any good feelings for him, and everyone looked at the second senior brother like a pig.
I quickly coughed twice and said.
"Second senior brother, the idea image, the image. ”
He wiped his mouth and said.
"Mr. Landlord, I feel that you are a paradise on earth!"
Immediately after him, he saw a man's eyes widen.
"You...... You are ......"
It seems that he still remembers Xiangcheng, after all, when he was in "Pansi Cave", he had molested the Seven Sisters.
"It's you pig's head!"
Seeing Bajie, Xiangcheng also widened her eyes, but she also knew that she would definitely suffer a loss when she fought with Zhu Bajie, so she didn't have a seizure.
Zhu Bajie looked at me, then at Xiangcheng, and then said.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, female donor, I was really reckless at that time, Bajie apologized to the female Bodhisattva, please don't care about this matter. ”
Xiangcheng is a smart woman, seeing that Zhu Bajie came with me, of course, she basically understood it, she glanced at Zhu Bajie and said.
"Okay, I won't bother with you anymore, we were not right at that time, we shouldn't think about eating your master, so forget about it. ”
After speaking, he pulled Xiaoqing who had just come out and left.
I can only smile bitterly at this.
Then, Bajie greeted everyone familiarly, but the elves were well-trained, and no one was fooling around with him, so he soon became a little frustrated.
"Mr. Landlord, take me out into the street and let me see the real women in this world, okay?"
Eventually, he came to me and said.
I thought about it, and I couldn't disappoint him too much if he came once.
So, I took him out into the street.
Sure enough, Bajie was stunned by the dress of the women on the street, because the weather is relatively hot now, many people are half-sleeved, shorts, or shorter skirts, and many people are sleeveless shirts, and there are white flowers everywhere, which is not seen in the era of the second senior brother.
"Mr. Landlord, these are real women, aren't they?"
Bajie looked at me and asked in a low voice.
I nodded, and he continued.
"Am I going to look better and they'll like me?"
Since he saw people, he has been covering his face, which is very similar to what he played on TV, and it seems that he is quite self-aware of his appearance.
I thought about it, then said with a smile.
"No, it would be better if you showed your face, they would like you more, and by the way, it would be better if you got the nail rake out and carried it on your shoulder. ”
I don't know how the second senior brother hid the nail rake, but I think the nail rake must be on his body.
Sure enough, after hearing my words, he quickly pulled out a nail rake and carried it on his shoulder.
To be honest, this nine-tooth nail rake did surprise me, because this rake looks so gorgeous, and naturally exudes divine light, which is much better looking and more delicate than on TV.
"Second Senior Brother, you rake is so powerful!"
I said with some surprise.
The second senior brother smiled and patted the nail rake and said.
"This is called 'Shangbao Qin Golden Rake', this thing has a origin, it is actually built by Taishang Laojun himself with Divine Ice Iron, and with the help of the Five Emperors of the Five Directions, as well as the power of the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder God Puhua Tianzun, this is refined, and it is also a spiritual treasure of heaven and earth. ”
I didn't expect this thing to come from such an extraordinary background.
However, as soon as Zhu Bajie's appearance was revealed, many people were immediately attracted to it.
"Isn't this Zhu Bajie?"
"This cosplay is too similar!"
"yes, it's just like life, what kind of makeup is this!"
"Why don't I look like I'm wearing makeup?"
……
As she spoke, a little girl was about to stretch out her hand to Zhu Bajie's face, she wanted to see if Zhu Bajie's face was real, but she looked at Zhu Bajie halfway through her hand and was embarrassed.
"That...... Can I touch it?"
She looked at Bajie and asked with some uncertainty in her heart.
Bajie said with a smile.
"Hehe, the female bodhisattva can touch it casually, she can touch it anywhere she wants......"
I have to say that the expression of the second senior brother is really cheap at this moment, but this is very much in line with the image of the second senior brother on TV who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, so several beauties around him are shocked, and everyone surrounds him and starts to take pictures fun.
"It's really like acting!"
"That's right, it's really a god, and there's no one in this Cos, you see that the flesh on this body is the same as the real one. ”
"I think this rake is beautiful and the workmanship is too exquisite. ”
"Second Senior Brother, can I play with your rake?"
……
The second senior brother said with a smile.
"The female bodhisattva can play whatever she wants, and she can play wherever she wants. ”
Hearing his greasy words, I almost didn't fall down.
However, I felt that it was inappropriate to follow, so I quickly shouted.
"Don't!"
However, it was too late, Bajie handed the rake to a female donor, how could this female benefactor afford Bajie's rake.
"Boom!"
There was a loud bang, and the ground was smashed.
If it was a normal road surface, it would have been fine, but it was a glass overpass, and as a result, the entire overpass collapsed.
"Boom!"
The sound was deafening.
"I'm really not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!"
I was frustrated, and at the same time I quickly struck.
I used the "air control" to drag all the women around Bajie, otherwise these people would all fall, and who knows how many will die.
However, Bajie's rake still fell, and a rich second generation was watching a sports car pass under the bridge, but a rake fell and directly pierced the front of the car and nailed it to the road.
This scene almost scared him out of the way.