After the rich second-generation car stopped suddenly, the car behind it naturally hit its body.

This was followed by a series of traffic accidents.

Of course, the most surprising thing was the crowd of onlookers hanging in the air, everyone watched this scene in horror, and then everyone began to move slowly to the side.

"Wow! What's going on?"

"How can I fly, and I can still move on my own, it's amazing!"

"It's like, it's really incredible, am I going to become an immortal?"

……

For this guy's words, all I can say is, Miss, you think too much.

Of course, Zhu Bajie will not fall so easily, he is at least an immortal, although the way to descend to earth is debatable, but how can he not fall to death like this.

He looked around at the flying people in some surprise, then raised his hand, and the nine-toothed nail rake was back in his hand.

"Second Senior Brother, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, let's evacuate temporarily. ”

I looked at Zhu Bajie and said.

There are already a lot of people taking pictures and recording videos of us below, and I guess this scene will soon become popular all over the Internet, and the speed at which the Internet is spreading messy things is not covered.

"Well, I'll listen to you, Mr. Landlord. ”

As he spoke, Zhu Bajie flew to my side, and he seemed to know that he was in trouble, so he kept his head down after flying over.

I sighed helplessly.

To be honest, the second senior brother didn't have any malicious intent, but there was a bit of a mistake in the operation, so I thought about it and said.

"Alright, let's get out of here first. ”

With that, I motioned for him to follow me.

The two of us didn't dare to fly blatantly, so we had to use a fast movement method to get out of everyone's sight, but fortunately, Bajie's speed was fast enough, and the two of us fled from this place as quickly as Duan Yu who performed Ling Bo's microstep.

"Second Senior Brother, you have changed your look this time. ”

After running away, I looked at Zhu Bajie and thought about it and said.

Bajie blinked and said.

"Otherwise, if I become a woman, isn't there a special place for women to bathe, I'll go there and see. ”

When I heard his words, I couldn't help but sigh.

"Shh

I sighed, male creatures have a lot of imagination when their desires are strong, even if it's a boar.

However, I can't let the second senior brother do this, I'm too sorry for Tang Seng.

So, I sighed and said.

"Amitabha, sin, sin, second senior brother, how can you say that you are also a monk, how can you have such unbearable thoughts?

As a result, he leaned into my ear and smiled.

"Don't worry, Mr. Landlord, the Bodhisattva doesn't care about this kind of thing, you see me turn into a fish and play with those spider spirits, and the Bodhisattva doesn't say anything. ”

Hearing Bajie say this, I suddenly remembered something, so I looked at him and asked.

"You really took a bath with the seven spiders?"

As a result, he shook his head and said.

"No, actually, I've only bathed with one spider. ”

After he finished speaking, I was stunned, and he explained.

"When I went, there was a purple-haired spider left in the spring, and she said that it seemed as if someone was looking at them in the woods with something, so the sisters went looking for someone, and she was the only one left. ”

"Ugh!"

When I heard Bajie's words, I understood that the person he just said was holding something should be me, and I was recording a video at that time.

It seems that my appearance changed the plot and caused things to be different from in the book.

"It's good that the orange wasn't seen by this pig!"

I breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, I've already made Orange my own in my heart.

At this time, Bajie suddenly looked at me and said mysteriously.

"Mr. Landlord, don't worry, I won't eat alone, I can also turn you into a woman, let's go in together, what do you think?"

I thought about this proposal and said.

"I think it's a good idea, and I've wanted to relax for a long time. ”

After saying that, the two of us laughed at the same time.

However, before we could make a move, we were surrounded.

A large group of Taoist priests surrounded us from all sides, and even the top of the building was full of people.

Then, a Taoist priest looked at us and said loudly.

"Demon, last time you escaped, not only did you not repent, but you actually intensified, what do you want to do with a pig monster this time?"

"Pig monsters?"

The second senior brother asked with a confused expression.

I nodded.

"That's what they're talking about. ”

The second senior brother suddenly became depressed, I guess no one has ever called him that, he stared at me and asked.

"What are these stray hairs for?"

I looked at the guys and said.

"These people are the ones I told you about and want you to become the one who fooled Taishang Laojun, but this time, they have found a lot of masters. ”

As a result, as soon as my words fell, Bajie began to transform, and he became "Taishang Laojun".

I felt the urge to vomit blood.

You've just been a pig, and now you've become a Taishang Laojun, and they'll believe it.

Then, this Taishang Laojun looked at the Taoist priests around him and said.

"Disciples, do you recognize me?"

I feel that these Taoist priests should be in a state of blindfold in their heads at the moment, and this wave of operations, even normal people will be made mentally ill by Bajie.

However, Bajie's performance did not end, he continued.

"I am one of the three Qings, the 'Moral Heavenly Venerable' is also the Taishang Laojun, I know you are very strange, why did I just look like a pig?"

To be honest, I also want to know why he looks like a pig.

Many confused Taoist priests were also waiting quietly for the explanation of the eight precepts just like me.

followed by Bajie and said.

"Pedestrian avenue, called the Taoist, the body and mind are reasonable, only the Tao is from, from the Tao as a thing, so it is called the Taoist, the avenue is the highest realm of your pursuit, solid, seeking the Tao can not be confined to external objects, all the appearance is just the appearance, I am doing this just to tell you, whether it is a pig or a Taoist, but it is just a skin. ”

Don't say it, I don't know what he said on this call.

However, I always feel that there is something like "skin" that is Buddhist.

To be honest, I really didn't expect that Bajie would start to fool around, but, I thought about it a little, and I felt that there was actually no big difference, whether to believe it or not mainly depends on the attitude of the other party, even if the next time they went to my hotel to besiege it, I let Bajie come out, if they are wary, it is the same if they don't believe him.

Sure enough, the other party quickly calmed down after being confused.

One of them asked, looking at Bajie.

"You said you were Lord Tianzun, what can you use to prove it?"

I'm also thinking that Heavenly Court doesn't have an ID card, and even if it does, these ordinary people may not be able to recognize it, so it's really not easy to prove it.

However, to be honest, I underestimated the wisdom of the second senior brother a little, and I saw the second senior brother glaring and saying.

"Noise, why do I want you ordinary people to prove that I am a Taoist ancestor, and people like ants dare to talk to me like this. ”

Don't say it, this is very imposing, very domineering, and very reasonable, you guys worship me all day long, you don't know my truth or falsehood, and let me prove it to you, the chicken feathers of the proof!

Logically it works!

I couldn't help but secretly give a thumbs up, the second senior brother is good.

Seeing the momentum of the second senior brother, these Taoist priests were also stunned, and at this time, I suddenly remembered why Bajie dared to be so bold.

In the story of "Journey to the West", the origin of Bajie is not small, he is the apprentice of "Taishang Laojun", Taishang Laojun also once passed him "Nine Turns of the Great Returning Pill", although I don't know what kind of pill this is, but it sounds like a good pen, and it is said that he can Marshal Tianpeng is also recommended by Taishang Laojun.

This can also explain why Taishang Laojun helped him build a nine-tooth nail rake.

No wonder this guy learns from Taishang Laojun to be vivid and vivid.

However, these Taoist priests have never seen Taishang Laojun at all, the so-called "ignorant people are fearless", I see that these guys did not pay much attention to the intimidation of Bajie, one of them looked at Bajie and said.

"I just saw that you are a pig monster, and now you look like Lao Jun is like fooling us, when we are mentally retarded? ”

Then, the other Taoist priests also shouted in unison and took out their weapons one after another.

To be honest, seeing the style of these Taoist priests, I feel that they may be from hooligans, they are really strong, and they will do it when they say they will do it.

"Brush!"

"Brush!"

"Brush!"

……

Countless white lights lit up and blasted towards the second senior brother.

I'm not worried about the safety of the second senior brother, if he can't even beat this batch of miscellaneous hair, he is also a little too cowardly, what I'm worried about is that once he does it, he will no longer be able to pretend to be a master, sure enough, the fact is also the case, after doing it, the exercises used by the second senior brother are not the traditional Taoist immortal arts at all.

It's basically a martial artist's style of play, and there is no unfathomable feeling of the high-ranking Tianzun at all.

I couldn't help but rub my temples.

However, his efficiency is really good, and before I kneaded it a few times, these Taoist priests were all beaten down by him, and they were all dizzy.

"Hey, Mr. Landlord, let's go, let's go to the women's bathhouse. ”

He looked at me and smirked and said, "Elder Halaziliu."

It looks like my plan is completely ruined.

However, let's do it, I thought about it, if these Taoist priests really want to make trouble, let them come, it's really not good, let "Jones Thirteen" and Ava cooperate, catch them all, and then refresh their memories.

So, I smiled at Bajie and said.

"Then let's go to the women's bathhouse!"

Of course, I never dreamed at the moment that I would meet anyone this time.