Chapter 122: This is the most cheating daddy

However, I was not so optimistic, I patted her head and sighed.

"Don't be busy shouting, this matter is not so simple, this is not a movie, come to a 'meet and laugh and enmity' or something, so many years of hatred are not so easy to resolve, I can only try my best. ”

With that, I turned to Dr. Linda and said.

"Tell me a little bit about the situation on the other side, and I'll figure it out. ”

Then, Dr. Linda told me about the war, and to my surprise, this war has lasted for hundreds of years, because all the creatures on this planet have a very long life, and at the beginning, Dr. Linda was in a weak position, so he has been running away and destroying.

However, after all, it is an open person, just like the protagonist of the web novel, getting stronger and stronger, so, it gradually began to turn the situation, and later, its people began to suffer large-scale casualties, and the war began to be gradually controlled by Dr. Linda, but the real decisive change was when "Jones XIII" appeared.

However, just when Dr. Linda thought she was on the safe side, Jones 13 went on strike.

"In other words, they don't know the situation yet, do they?"

I asked, looking at Dr. Linda.

Dr. Linda nodded.

So, I thought about it and said.

"Okay, then let's take Plan A, Dr. Linda, and you inform each other, and say, the 'messenger of God' is going to meet with them and talk about this war. ”

My plan A is also the simplest plan, that is, persuasion is the mainstay, I think after such a long war, the other side should be tired, maybe they have long wanted to end this war, if this is really the case, it can be regarded as a good thing.

At this time, Xiaoqing looked at me and asked in a low voice.

"Mr. Landlord, what's Plan B?"

I thought about it for a moment and said.

"I don't have a plan B yet, let's talk about it when plan A fails. ”

After listening to me, everyone disdainfully "cut!", but I didn't feel anything about it, after all, I always felt that I was not the kind of person who won by planning, I always won with wisdom, I don't know what others think, anyway, I think so.

Then, I raised my hand and raised the last monkey hair in some pain.

I've been holding these three life-saving monkey hairs in my hands, and the previous two were Dr. Linda, but this time I decided to become myself, and let it negotiate with the other party instead of me, but before that, I had one thing to confirm with Dr. Linda, so I looked at her and said.

"If I send someone over to negotiate, do you have a way for me to see how the negotiation is going on here and instruct him on how to speak?"

Dr. Linda nodded.

"It's very easy, just install a tiny monitor, you can do a surgery to implant it in your eye, or you can wear it somewhere on your body, they can't find it. ”

I nodded.

"You don't need to implant it, you can wear it behind you, come out! ”

As I spoke, a person who looked exactly like me appeared in front of everyone, and at this point, all three of my monkey hairs this time had been used up.

Dr. Linda was completely stunned when she saw the other me suddenly appear, and judging by its expression, it should have basically completely believed in my identity as the "messenger of God's messenger".

"Dr. Linda, put the surveillance equipment you said on it, and we'll send him to negotiate. ”

When the other party's attitude is unclear, I don't want to risk my life, I'm a very life-saving person, so it's better to leave such a dangerous thing to the monkey hair man to do, anyway, it is said that the monkey hair on Sun Wukong's body has 84,000 monkey hairs, and it will grow again if it is plucked.

Dr. Linda nodded.

"Okay, but those things are in the 'main control room', let's go over there. ”

But, to be honest, I didn't feel too comfortable with this Dr. Linda, so I asked Ava to give it a little poison, and without our antidote for a while, it would explode with a "bang!".

Dr. Linda didn't say anything about it.

And just like that, we were soon in the "main control room", where there were still a bunch of robots working, and Dr. Linda had a very spacious office, and when everything was ready, I took the ship to the other party's headquarters.

The other party's technology is obviously a big gap with Dr. Linda's side, but the other party also has a huge advantage, that is, there are too many people.

There are people everywhere, and there are all kinds of cannons, flying machines, launch pads, and there are robots on the other side, but they are all very cumbersome and need to be piloted, or automatic but a little silly robots.

Seeing this posture, I also understand why Dr. Linda attaches so much importance to "Jones 13", and he really can't deal with such a big scene without a little high-tech.

The marshal of the other party who negotiated with me, with a big beard and a very stylish man, said in a cold voice as he watched the monkey hair turn into me.

"Are you a 'messenger of God'?"

The monkey-haired man said as I meant.

"None of this matters, but I'm here to wonder if you want to end this protracted war? Because I'm negotiating on behalf of Dr. Linda. ”

Hearing my words, the bearded man on the other side suddenly became windless, and then he slapped the table and yelled at me.

"She said she wanted to fight, she said she wanted to stop, she was what we were, how many people she killed us over the years, this matter will not stop!"

When I saw this angry guy, I understood that this matter was not so easy!

So, I asked the monkey-haired man to speak.

"Don't be so excited, I'm here with sincerity, you know the current battlefield situation, it's still more beneficial to us, if you have this attitude, you will inevitably be ruined, I think this shouldn't be what you want to see." ”

As a result, the guy said with his eyes wide open.

"Hmph, what kind of life is ruined, have we experienced less? Anyway, so many people have died, so what does it matter if some more people die?"

"Besides, you don't have to lie to me, it's been a long time since a new robot appeared on Dr. Linda's side, and besides, your coming here to negotiate means you're dying, right?"

Although his judgment is not entirely correct, it is basically reliable.

So, I asked the monkey-haired man to speak.

"Okay, then I'll tell you the truth, you're half right, but, even if we're not as powerful as before, if we really fight you to the death, most of you will die, that's it, don't you want a truce?"

The so-called "dog jumped over the wall in a hurry" means that the strength is a little weak, but the combat effectiveness of Dr. Linda's team is still quite strong.

As a result, the other party didn't even hesitate and said directly.

"We can't give in, you're going to die. ”

What he said was also angry.

I asked the monkey-haired man to speak.

"Then you say, how will you get the truce?"

The bearded man said without backing down.

"Unless Dr. Linda is dead, we won't stop fighting. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the monkey-haired man spoke.

"Okay, then that's settled, I'll take Dr. Linda over and kill you. ”

After saying that, the monkey-haired man stood up and left, leaving only a bewildered beard, and the group of guys from the other party's top brassips, who probably didn't understand what I was going to do at all.

Not only them, but also the women in the "general control room", as well as Dr. Linda, were also confused.

"Mr. Landlord, are you really going to give them your Dr. Linda?"

Xiaoqing asked innocently.

Before I could say anything, though, Stella explained the problem for me, pointing to the other two Dr. Linda.

"It's going to be one of the two of them going to be killed, but what's next? Let Dr. Linda stay hidden?"

I said with a smile.

"Of course not, because I've just thought of Plan 'B'. ”

With that, I took out my phone and started sending an email to the "Messenger of God".

"Head, I'm on Planet Fatim right now, solving the tricky Jones Thirteen problem, and I need your help to give me something that can transform or change my appearance. ”

As a result, what I didn't expect was that this time the other party replied quickly, only two words.

"No way!"

So, I continued.

"I'm helping you with emergencies, won't I help you at all?"

The result was two cold words again.

"No way!"

I was also annoyed by its attitude, and I quickly replied.

"Hurry up and give it to me, or I'll stop this mission. ”

This time, the reply to the message was much slower, and after about ten seconds, an email arrived.

"Boy, you threaten me, don't you? Is this girl so easy to threaten? However, this girl has always been kind, so I will agree to your request this time, but your mysterious gift this time is gone, besides, if you dare to threaten this girl in the future, I will make your life worse than death." ”

Underneath the email is an attachment with a "one-time transformation card".

"Damn! Lao Tzu is scared? ”

I snapped my fingers at my phone and pulled the card out.

However, this "messenger of God" calls himself "this girl" when he opens and closes his mouth, that is, this thing should be a woman.

After that, things were much easier, let the monkey hair change me take the monkey hair turned Dr. Linda to die, and then, let all the robots surrender, Dr. Linda changed into a new identity and entered the society, and I put "Jones 13" into the "Qiankun bag".

"Hey, now that I think about it, after so many years of fighting, it's really pointless! It's better to be happier to live like you without a heart. ”

As I was leaving, Dr. Linda looked at me and sighed.

I laughed.

"You live so long, how many more can you live with us, and it's not too late. ”

After leaving the underworld, we found a place to send a signal, and Tianluo XIII soon arrived to take us back to the space station in the constellation Centauri.

"The journey to outer space is finally over!"

I let out a long stretch and let out a long breath.

Xiaoqing looked at me and said curiously.

"Mr. Landlord, we have worked so hard to get the robot, you can take it out and take a look. ”

I saw that several other women were also looking at me, so I smiled and said.

"Okay, then I'll open your eyes. ”

After that, I released the hot "Jones Thirteen".

Truth be told, this robot is an extremely seductive perfect woman from every angle, and it has nothing to do with the robot at all.

"She's so beautiful!"

"It's just that the figure is better than Sister Stella's, which is really enviable. ”

"Huh! moved, her eyes moved. ”

……

In the voices of several women, I really saw the eyelids of "Jones XIII" move, and then, her eyes opened, and a pair of big purple eyes flickered and looked so beautiful.

Seeing that she woke up, I walked over slowly, and stretched out my hand as I walked.

"Well, Ms. Jones, I'm your landlord......"

However, before I finished speaking, Jones Thirteen was already moving, and it was lightning fast.

"Bang!"

I was kicked by this woman and flew out of the way and hit the wall.

"Hey, why are you like this, a woman?"

Xiaoqing said with some dissatisfaction, but she was also kicked away.

"By the way, she should be a newborn baby by now. ”

At this moment, I suddenly realized that this time the tenant should be the most cheating of all the tenants!

In fact, it turned out that the situation was even worse than I thought.