Chapter 123: I want to be calm
At this time, the third person, Orange, was also kicked away.
"Calm down, everyone!"
Seeing this, I quickly shouted.
"This should be her instinctive reaction, she has no malice, which of you will coax the child?"
Now this "Jones Thirteen" looks like a hot woman, but, according to the "messenger of God", she has been reinvented, physically speaking, a mature woman, mentally speaking, a blank sheet of paper without any thoughts.
The reason why she did that just now was probably because she was scared, or rather, she thought that we would do something to hurt her, and I don't know why she felt this way.
However, everyone doesn't seem to be good at such things as coaxing children.
"Coax the child, or don't give her milk. ”
Xiaoqing whispered.
As a result, Ava said with a smile.
"Then give her yours. ”
Xiaoqing looked at his chest and said.
"I don't have milk!"
Ava continued.
"I know you still say that it seems like we have milk yes. ”
At this time, I took out a piece of bread from my bag and said to Jones XIII.
"Thirteen, are you hungry? Come, eat, eat this. ”
I took the bread and made a gesture to put it in my mouth and bite it, and then I made a gesture to give her the bread, hoping that she would come and get it.
Several of the other women in the room were also staring at Jones Thirteen, which frightened her, because she was holding her hands on her shoulders at the moment, and looked a little trembling, and to be honest, her appearance gave me a strong urge to go over and comfort her, but I knew very well that if I did, it would definitely be a tragedy.
So, I had to continue to speak in a very seductive voice.
"Come, come, it's really delicious, it's sweet, come, tsk......"
I pouted, feeling like I wasn't talking to someone, but teasing a cute little silly dog, and "Jones Thirteen" was really looking at me with a cute tilt of his head and alertness like a puppy.
She probably didn't know what I was talking about, but she knew what I meant.
Because I saw her stick out her tongue and lick her rosy soft lips, and then, vigilantly, slowly walked in my direction.
One step, two steps, three steps......
walked quite cautiously, and everyone cooperated and did nothing, looking at her quietly.
When she got to my side, she carefully picked up the bread and tasted it.
To be honest, I'm actually quite worried about what is going to happen next, because I don't know what this baby-like woman is designed for, if it's our earth, then it's fine, if her taste is based on some strange creatures, like drinking gasoline or something, I'm afraid I'll choke on it.
However, judging from the expression of her crooked eyes, she must have liked this piece of bread quite much.
Sure enough, she finished the bread with three strokes and five divisions, and then stretched out her hand to say that she wanted more.
I laughed at this, so I gave her another small piece and motioned for her to sit down, and she looked at me as she ate bread like a little stupid dog.
At this time, Ava suddenly looked at "Jones Thirteen" and said.
"Otherwise, landlord, you can give it to me to raise. ”
"No way!"
I decisively rejected Ava's proposal, giving "Jones 13" to Ava would definitely ruin the child, which is absolutely impossible.
"Otherwise, raise it for me. ”
Stella looked at me and said.
I asked as I continued to feed Jones Thirteen.
"Stella, you're honest, do you want to do anything with Jones XIII?"
Sure enough, Stella stopped talking when I asked that.
Xiaoqing's eyes widened as if she also had the urge to raise a child, but in the end, she bit her lip and didn't bring it up, I guess I wouldn't agree even if I brought it up.
Seeing that Jones 13 was eating happily, I took out another bottle of milk for her to drink.
Sure enough, her expression became more and more beautiful.
However, I was a little worried that she would have problems eating too much, so, after feeding her some more, I signaled that she couldn't eat any more, but she obviously didn't eat enough, so again, after I refused a few times, the chick got angry, and she slapped some "bang!" on the table.
I don't know what kind of metal it is, and a deep and clear palm print suddenly appeared on the tabletop.
Seeing this scene, I was afraid for a while, this is going to be slapped on my head, it must be sparse, this girl is really too dangerous, too dangerous, and her temper is not very good.
I had no choice but to start coaxing her carefully.
I saw Stella tapped her palm on the table not far away, then looked at me and shook her head, it was clear that she couldn't do that.
Fortunately, although Jones Thirteen was a little grumpy, he was always a child, so he soon got tired of being with me, and I began to teach him all kinds of things.
"The landlord. ”
"Jones. ”
"Sister Xiaoqing. ”
……
Her memory was amazingly fast, she could remember everything clearly as long as she was taught it once, and everyone else was relieved to see that we could coexist peacefully with this monster baby.
Judging from all the indications at present, the "Jones 13" is currently the highest combat power of our hotel.
Then, everyone joined the camp of teaching "Jones 13", for a child, there are too many things to know, such as how to say color, such as hot and cold, time, all kinds of daily actions, such as eating, drinking water, etc.
Fortunately, Jones 13 is no ordinary child, and if there is anything that she can't do, just talk to her and she will understand it immediately, especially in mathematics, that talent is simply terrible, and she has learned the four mixed operations of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division before I go to the moon.
"Alright, let's go, let's get on board. ”
Under the offensive of various snacks, "Jones 13" quickly became my little follower, following me like a puppy all the time.
This reassures me a lot.
Soon, we were on a giant civil ship, and of course, we were still in first class, but after we had eaten, the naughtiness of the "Jones XIII" was revealed.
In the first class, she casually crumpled all the metal tableware on the table, and at first I didn't care, just a little cutlery, probably not to bother us VIP guests for this matter.
But, then, when I ran out of ideas, Jones XIII quickly threw the metal ball out of his hand.
"Bang!"
It smashed a large hole in the wall.
At the same time, I was also scared for a while, but fortunately she didn't smash the other side, the other side should be the shell of the spaceship, if you smash a big hole, the ghost knows what will happen.
"Damn, my little ancestor, can we stop playing like this?"
I almost out at it, but Jones Thirteen giggled, and it was a beautiful laugh.
The first-class attendants heard the voice, and several of them ran over.
I quickly stood up and explained to them that it was a joke, and then told them that Jones Thirteen had a little problem with her head, and told them not to mind, and promised me to take good care of her.
I'm really worried that if they characterize it as a terrorist attack, then we're in a terrible situation.
Luckily they didn't make a big fuss, a manager-like guy smiled and nodded to me and said it was okay, and then she walked over to the place where the hole had been smashed out and looked, but fortunately there was a storage room on the other side, so there were no casualties and nothing was destroyed.
However, just as she stretched out her head to look, suddenly a dozen knives-like "do-do" were almost all nailed to the wall in front of the woman at the same time, and these things were all stabbed into the wall closely, and if she missed a little, her body would definitely be pierced.
I turned my head in some shock, only to see Jones XIII looking at me with a pouting and an unhappy voice.
"I'm okay with my head. ”
At this moment, I finally realized what it is to be a hateful bear child with gnashing teeth.
However, I don't dare to be mad, once she provokes this little ancestor, she will dismantle this spaceship, and then we will all become space junk.
So, holding back my anger, I took out a lollipop and said.
"Come on, my dear, eat sugar first. ”
Then I reluctantly motioned for Stella to help with the matter.
Fortunately, the waiters seemed to be very knowledgeable, and they didn't make a fuss, just told me to tell Jones 13 not to do anything too destructive, and then cleaned up the various knives and forks on the wall and left.
After a long time, I realized that in fact, they should also be very angry, but my identity authority is too high, and they don't dare to provoke me, otherwise they would have gone to prison if they dared to do such a thing.
This is also a benefit for me to work for God.
"Well, Jones, why don't you get some sleep. ”
"Not sleepy. ”
"Otherwise, let's continue learning grammar. ”
"Don't learn. ”
"Then shall we recite Tang poems?"
"Not good. ”
……
I really wanted to pump her at the moment, but I knew very well that I really couldn't pump her, so I folded my hands and said to myself silently.
"Ye Zhiqiu, if you want to be calm, you must be calm...... It's just a child, a bear child, a bear child who is very bearish...... I'll be able to clean her up when I get back to the hotel...... Calm down......"
And then it turned out that the destructive power of a bear child is also terrible to look at the galaxy, because it didn't take long for the entire first class at the top level to be left with a few of us, and everyone else was scared away by the various naughtiness of "Jones XIII", and whoever made a spaceship didn't want to lose their lives.
"Ava, I was wrong before, I misjudged you, and now it seems that you are really a person with a good character, a noble person, a pure person, and a person who has detached himself from low-level interests......"
I grabbed Ava's hand and said sincerely.
Seeing the small pit of "Jones 13", my impression of Ava, the most troublesome tenant, immediately changed drastically.