Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Troubles of the Year
The rest of the students were still gloating, who thought that they would be allowed to run five laps at once, they understood, who made them not say Gao Junshuai.
Blocked at both ends!
Seeing dozens of students running up crying and laughing, Qi Xinyue was also full of black lines: "You lack morality!"
Gao Jun said with a smile: "When they come back in a while, I will ask them again if they think you are beautiful, and you will run ten laps if you are not beautiful." ”
"What if you say I'm pretty?" Qi Xinyue asked curiously.
"Outright dismissal. Gao Jun said domineeringly: "If you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves!"
"Dead ghost!" Qi Xinyue's face turned red, and she pounded him in the chest with her small fist.
In fact, there is no need to confess between the two at all, and their hearts are always inadvertently revealed.
The two were flirting here, flirting with each other, and the students over there were so tired that they were panting, Gao Jun said with a smile: "It feels cool to be a teacher!"
"Is there a feeling of revenge and hatred, a feeling of shame before the snow?" Qi Xinyue pursed her lips and smiled: "There were a lot of times when you were punished for running laps on the playground. ”
"But after a long time as a teacher, will there be abusive tendencies and even bring it into life?" Gao Jun said.
Qi Xinyue glanced at him and said, "If you dare to hook up with that Tong Ling again, I will punish you for running in circles, and you will also have to write a check, five thousand words can not be more or less, and you can't rewrite it profoundly." ”
Gao Jun suddenly had black lines on his head, and at this moment, the students had already run to the last lap, and when the team passed in front of them, there was a boy in the team panting and playing clever, and said to the girl: "You guys are really stupid, just say that you come to the eldest aunt with a stomachache, don't you have to run?"
Boys too, pretending to fall and saying that they were injured, don't need this sin, oops, Lao Tzu is so tired of being a dog. ”
He thought that his words were not loud, but at this time he was running out of breath, and he subconsciously needed to increase his strength before he could speak, so he was vaguely heard by Gao Jun and Qi Xinyue.
Qi Xinyue frowned suddenly, and was about to scold, but was stopped by Gao Jun.
"Don't get excited, beware of occupational diseases. Gao Jun said with a smile: "The freshmen are also adults, we must convince people with virtue, and the teacher's responsibility lies in guidance, not coercion." ”
Qi Xinyue smiled slightly, made a gesture of please, and said, "Originally, you were in class." ”
Gao Jun laughed, and walked towards the playground, and the students ran over one after another, exhausted, panting and sweating profusely.
They looked at He Gao Jun listlessly and vigilantly, for fear that he was asking the question of whether he was handsome or not, and he really didn't know how to answer.
Gao Jun smiled and said: "Everyone has worked hard, relax and rest on the spot, and while you are working, I will tell you a story." ”
As soon as they heard that he was going to tell the story, some people suddenly became excited, and the story of the green tea he told last time had already been imprinted in their hearts.
The students sat on the ground one after another, and Qi Xinyue also leaned over quietly.
I only heard Gao Jun say: "A long time ago, there was a farmer, he raised a donkey and a sheep, the donkey ploughed the field every day and grinded very hard, the sheep ate grass every day and walked around very easily, one day the sheep said to the donkey: 'You are so busy all day, what is the point of being tired and tired, just pretend to be injured and pretend to be sick, so that you don't have to work.'" ’
The donkey listened to the sheep's words and injured himself, and the owner was very distressed, and immediately called a veterinarian for treatment, and the veterinarian said that the donkey was seriously injured, and it was necessary to use the sheep's heart and lungs to make soup to nourish it in order to heal.
When the master heard this, he said, 'I wanted to fatten up the sheep and kill them again, but since the donkeys that work hard for me every day are in need, let me kill them now.' ’
Students, what does this story tell us?"
After Gao Jun finished speaking, the students were in an uproar, and they all looked at the boy who had just suggested that the girl come to the aunt, and the boy pretended to be injured.
The boy also looked embarrassed and lowered his head in embarrassment.
Zhao Kun and the others were more familiar with Gao Jun, and immediately rushed to speak: "This story tells us that the sheep are greedy for a comfortable life, and in the end they only get a tragic ending. ”
Lu Lei said: "This story is about people who play clever tricks and end up harming others and themselves. ”
Another girl said: "Also, this story is about people who are good for nothing and will eventually be abandoned. ”
Everyone, what you said and I said were very reasonable and deeply understood, and the boy who proposed it lowered his head deeply.
I only heard Gao Jun smile and said: "What you said is very good, as for the real moral of this story, the haggis soup clears heat and detoxifies, strengthens the spleen and appetizes, nourishes qi and nourishes blood, and it is very delicious." ,”
Everyone suddenly fell, and Qi Xinyue also coughed, but she knew that this was Gao Jun's saving face for that boy, and he didn't make a final judgment, what should be said by other classmates was said, and there was no need to go on the platform anymore.
This dead ghost is quite good at being human.
"Okay, let's disband and move freely. Gao Jun clapped his hands and shouted, suddenly seeing Qi Xinyue's eyes widen, he immediately added: "But don't play with your mobile phone, don't go back to the dormitory!"
Amid a chorus of boos, the crowd dispersed.
Gao Jun walked to Qi Xinyue's side with a smile and said with a smile: "Do you have the feeling of parents taking their children, taking them to play, formulating a code of conduct for them, teaching them correctly, and taking care of their self-esteem at critical moments, it's really fucking tiring!"
Although Qi Xinyue didn't want to admit it, she really had such a feeling, she never thought of being a teacher, and one day she would have such a feeling, they all said that the heart of the doctor's parents, in fact, the teacher is the same.
But she naturally couldn't admit it, so she just snorted: "What parents, you are at most a playhouse." ”
"Oh, so I'm doing pretty well. Gao Jun said happily: "You know, when I was a child, I played with my family, either playing a grandson, or playing a son, or props such as trees and stones, and I finally have a chance to be a father." ”
"Nasty!" Qi Xinyue was really helpless, she found that she couldn't say anything about this bastard.
The two looked at the group of teenagers with kind eyes, the boys and girls were distinct, the girls got together in twos and threes to chat, the boys played football, some played basketball, and there were many things to play.
"These stupid boys, why don't you go and play tricks with the girls?" Gao Jun said angrily.
"Hmph!" Qi Xinyue sneered, "Think about yourself." ”
Gao Jun was stunned for a moment, and thought about it when he was at this age, he was still playing crazy with his friends, where could he take care of any girls.
"Compared to them, we were so innocent back then. Gao Jun said helplessly: "Our teachers at that time were also old antiques, black clothes, blue pants, big leather shoes, thick glasses at the bottom of the bottle, and always with sleeves on their arms. ”
Qi Xinyue gave him a sweet glance and said Who knows.
"At that time, the teacher was still the old tradition for us, either punishing us or inviting parents, conservative and stubborn. Gao Jun said as he spoke, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed: "I still remember one time, it seems to be the first time you wear a bra or a hood, or that kind of cute type, and the strap is a halterneck......
As a result, in the math test that day, the math teacher Mona Lisa came directly and grabbed your strap and used it as a headphone cable!"
"Shut up, bastard!" Qi Xinyue's face was as red as fire, this was the most embarrassing thing in her life, she had never worn the hood of the halterneck strap since then, she glared at Gao Jun fiercely and said, "Dead guy, you remember this matter clearly."
But don't just talk about me, I still remember when I was in the first grade of primary school, at the Mid-Autumn Festival party, the teacher asked me to perform on stage, and I still remember clearly that you performed the program...... It seems to be 'martial arts'!"
"I'll wipe it!" Gao Jun scolded, his old face turned purple, and he was very embarrassed, this was the shame of his life.
He gritted his teeth and said: "It's all my cousin who is in junior high school, once I went to his house to play, this guy was watching the playboy in the room, while playing, flying, and planes, I asked him what he was doing, and he told me that he was practicing martial arts, ah...... I thought that martial arts were so simple, and I could do it!"
"Hehe, you were so cute back then. Qi Xinyue blushed, as a front-row audience, she was the most impressed.
Gao Jun rarely had a time when he was annoyed and angry: "Cute? At that time, it was just a little bean ding, but now it has become a pillar of optimus giants, and it should be terrible to see you again!"
"Nasty, rascal. Qi Xinyue said urgently, her apricot eyes were blurred, her cheeks were crimson, like peach blossoms in March, and she was beautiful.
The students on the playground are enjoying their youth again, and Gao Jun and Qi Xinyue are also reminiscing about the beauty that belongs to them.
Looking at the bright and incomparable Qi Xinyue, recalling the interesting stories of childhood, the two are really childhood sweethearts, Gao Jun couldn't help but say excitedly: "The establishment of my dormitory is broken, can I go and sleep with you at night?"
"What? you think beautifully!" Qi Xinyue immediately changed her face, five meters away, and stared at him vigilantly.
"As for such a big reaction?" Gao Jun said in surprise.
"Bah, you stinky rascal. Qi Xinyue said, "Who are you and me?"
"Woman. Gao Jun said seriously.
"Hmph...... You stinky rascal, you've only been exposed for two days. Qi Xinyue scolded angrily.
Gao Jun said innocently: "You teach English, and you must have a certain degree of understanding of foreign cultures, look at foreigners, this kind of thing is as simple as eating and drinking, it is an important part of life, not to mention that Lang has a lover who is interested, even if it is a stranger, you can get a good time on a whim." ”
"Then you go to the foreigner Hi Pi, I don't have this part of my life. Qi Xinyue said angrily and proudly, Bingqing Yujie is indeed worthy of pride, and then said bitterly: "I really didn't expect that after a few years, I haven't seen you become so casual, I ...... Hmph!"