"You lack virtue!" Han Jingjing's slender fingers still poked at Gao Jun's head, crying and laughing.

Gao Jun looked innocent, but there was an almost irrepressible smile under his face, and he beckoned to the two: "Come on, come on, you guys also come and see, sooner or later you will all experience this level, and be mentally prepared as soon as possible." ”

Wu Xiaoyi glanced at him fiercely and didn't speak, until Han Jingjing was a little moved, she is a person who has a very good plan for life, and now that the two have the support and blessing of their families, the next step is to get married, and then to have children, these have been planned for a long time.

Seeing that Han Jingjing was moved, Wu Xiaoyi jumped out to dismantle the stage at the critical moment, and said: "Hmph, the man said it easily, you don't have to suffer this crime if you dare to love you, and lick your face for us to see first, to see that women are struggling in pain, whether they want to die or live, do we have psychological preparation, or do we have psychological shadows." ”

These words immediately frightened Han Jingjing, fortunately, the actress on TV, although she is also a popular actress, is known as box office poison, as long as she is filming, she is a standard facial paralysis face, but the strange thing is that when she was acting in the scene of giving birth to a child, she was obviously very painful, but her facial paralysis face seemed to be full of smiles.

In this funny scene, Niu Cha's acting skills did not leave any shadow on Han Jingjing.

But Wu Xiaoyi accused Gao Jun of not knowing the pain of a woman's childbirth, but Gao Jun said unhappily: "How do you know that I can't understand this kind of pain, do you know the pain feeling when a man's vital point is hit? Who in the world knows whether it is a woman's pain in childbirth, or a man's vital being hit is more painful?"

Wu Xiaoyi was suddenly out of power, which reminded her of the first time the two met, she had to ask with a black face in the way of a blind date, whether she had a car, a house and a deposit, and was scolded by Gao Jun.

Along the way, the two of them were like gentlemen's friends, and they were as light as water, which made her forget Gao Jun's sharp poisonous snake.

But now that there is Han Jingjing by his side, Teacher Han immediately jumped out and poked Gao Jun again, and said, "How can you talk, no big or small, and no shy." ”

Wu Xiaoyi has grown, and immediately remembered her current identity, and she also followed Han Jingjing's example and came over and poked him on the head, and said, "Yes, how can you talk to your aunt and me, and you still don't understand the dignity of the elders and the young, and the courtesy, righteousness and shame." ”

Gao Jun rubbed his forehead and said with a somewhat hideous smile: "Yes, I was wrong, but it's not because you are young and beautiful, little aunt, and you are the same age as me, I dare to joke like this, if I am to the eldest aunt, I must respect it." ”

Wu Xiaoyi gritted her teeth and was about to speak, but she saw Gao Jun pat her head and said, "Oh, I drank too much just now, I forgot, we were in a hurry all the way, dusty servants, auntie, don't you want to take a bath, I have to buy you toiletries, what kind of towel do you like to use, cut fleece, jacquard, antibacterial, which one do you want?"

Seeing that Gao Jun got up and really wanted to go shopping, Han Jingjing hurriedly said, "No, I have new towels at home, I'll go find them." ”

"Okay, go ahead, Auntie's towel must be absorbent. Gao Jun specially instructed.

Wu Xiaoyi gritted her teeth with hatred, and smoked from her seven orifices, this unlucky Gao Jun really regarded herself as a great aunt.

What is the eldest aunt, it is useless in the body, and the villous adenol that falls off is excreted from the body regularly every month because it is useless and even harmful.

So what Gao Jun's bastard means is that he is a superfluous person and should get out.

"Bastard, what do you mean?" Wu Xiaoyi asked, although she was clear.

"I should have asked you this, right, what do you mean?" Gao Jun said hatefully, pointing to the laboratory.

Wu Xiaoyi snorted: "This is the experience of communication between our scientists and scientists. ”

"We still need boyfriends and girlfriends to talk about their hearts? ”

"Then I'll have to ask Jingjing. Wu Xiaoyi said fearlessly, she knew that she didn't know Gao Jun's bottomless and limitless bastard opponent, but no matter how the society changes, the final fight is always strength, so Wu Xiaoyi said provocatively: "You can only play poor bastards, you have the ability to use your tongue to generate a new substance for me!"

"Hey, that's really good!" Gao Jun said, "Does having a baby count as two different substances reacting to form a new substance...... Men and women know each other, they need to use their tongues to speak, and husbands and wives need to speak and ......."

"Alright, alright. Wu Xiaoyi blushed and waved her hand again and again: "You Niu Cha, I will take it." ”

It happened that Han Jingjing brought a complete set of toiletries at this time, and said apologetically: "It's all my fault for not greeting me well, snubbing my aunt, you have traveled a long way for the New Year, and the dust and dust should wash and rest first, but I was pulled to ask this and that, I'm really embarrassed." ”

Wu Xiaoyi smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, people like us who have been drilling in the laboratory all year round, how can we pay attention to it, it is common not to take a bath for ten days and half a month, it is not so expensive." ”

Han Jingjing felt the same way, and felt that she was too close to this aunt, the two were almost the same kind of people, only Gao Jun was disgusted.

Wu Xiaoyi looked at his disgusted expression, and immediately said angrily: "You still have the face to dislike me, just your smelly feet, a choked nose, and a spicy eye, all of them stink out of two different realms, and when you take the train in the future, you don't have to worry about no seat at all, as long as you take off your shoes in the carriage, everyone has to give you a seat." ”

Han Jingjing also covered her mouth and snickered, anyway, if Gao Jun didn't wash his feet, he wouldn't want to go to bed.

Wu Xiaoyi said that it didn't matter, but she was physically and mentally exhausted during these days, so she took a bath, Gao Jun also squeezed into the bathtub, and during the incident, there was also an incident of artificial oxygen delivery and fruit body bathing, she really wanted to take a good bath.

It's just that once he enters the bathroom, Gao Jun will definitely take the opportunity to make love with Han Jingjing.

At this time, Wu Xiaoyi is like a little girl, she likes her best friend's boyfriend, she can't say it clearly, she can't rob it openly, she can only play tricks behind her back, such as pulling her best friend, counting down her boyfriend's various badness, staring at her boyfriend's cheating every day, and trying to introduce a new boyfriend to her best friend.

It's wisdom, it's skill, it's the means.

Of course, there is another kind of woman, that is, direct seduction, then it is not a matter of wisdom and means, it is purely a scheming.

Wu Xiaoyi couldn't seduce Gao Jun directly, but she didn't want to watch the two of them make love.

So after thinking about it, he pulled Han Jingjing and said: "Why don't we go to the outside bath, it's the New Year, take a clean bath, and then do a spa, and spend the New Year comfortably." ”。

"No!" Gao Jun jumped up and resolutely objected.

Han Jingjing looked at him in surprise, and the pain of being an agent suddenly appeared, although people's lives are full of lies, and even some people don't tell the truth all day long, but it is very painful to lie to your relatives, and the people who trust you the most.

Not only do you feel guilty, but once the lie is revealed, the consequences are unbearable.

But Gao Jun had no choice, looking at Han Jingjing's surprised eyes, he smiled and said, "Tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, and people's baths are closed." ”

"Who said, there are two baths near our community that are open, and tomorrow even if it's Chinese New Year's Eve, they will be open for half a day in the morning." Han Jingjing said: "Auntie is right, take a clean shower, and spend the New Year comfortably, what's wrong with this, you have to go." ”

"Even though the bathroom is open, the technicians inside have all gone home for the Chinese New Year. Gao Jun said.

The two of them suddenly glared at each other, and Gao Jun hurriedly explained: "I'm talking about those technicians who rub baths, massage, pedicures, and cupping, otherwise what do you think?"

"You don't talk nonsense, just take a shower, just find a public bath. Wu Xiaoyi said.

"Not to mention not going!" Gao Jun said firmly: "I'm not saying that the public baths are not clean, and there will be some infectious diseases, and patients with skin diseases are forbidden to enter, but who knows, who will supervise?"

Gao Jun deliberately put on a very disgusting expression, as if he had seen countless bacteria wriggling, and the two women also gasped with a toothache.

"Don't be disgusting, the women's baths are all showers, and there are no baths. Han Jingjing said angrily: "I think you just make excuses and don't want to go, I want your stinky feet to accompany you for the New Year, just go, go now." ”

Gao Jun glared at Wu Xiaoyi, Wu Xiaoyi was also a little weak-hearted, after all, the two of them were at the end of the world.

Although Gao Jun himself felt that after killing the weather man, it was enough to have a certain deterrent effect on the enemy, in addition, in order not to bring trouble to Han Jingjing, they drove all the way from Lin'an, changed passenger cars, and called online car-hailing, and then made a train, constantly changing to get here, unless they had trackers on them, otherwise all trackers would be thrown off.

But don't forget that enemies are Abilities, and there may be some surprising ways to track them.

Gao Jun is not afraid, but Wu Xiaoyi is the protagonist, as long as he kills Wu Xiaoyi, the other party will win a big victory.

Therefore, Wu Xiaoyi must stay by Gao Jun's side at all times, at least within sight.

But the only thing that can separate them in this world is the bathhouse and the toilet, and Wu Xiaoyi still has to go to the public bath.

It's not okay to not go now, Han Jingjing is also clamoring to go, washing tools, changing underwear are all packed.

I don't know if Han Jingjing was intentional or unintentional, but in front of herself and the outsider Wu Xiaoyi, she took out her underwear, folded it and put it in a bag, similar, tulle, translucent, no steel brace, no sponge......

The small flame that had just been extinguished in Gao Jun's heart instantly rekindled, he thought about it and said, "Then go, come, I'll help you get the things, find a high-end bath." ”