"Grandma, you're enough!"

Gao Jun finally couldn't help it, sat up straight like a corpse, removed the six-layer mask on his mouth, and said, "What do you mean, are you giving me a 'sticker'?"

"Huh?" Han Jingjing's face was abrupt, and she didn't understand at all.

Wu Xiaoyi clapped her hands suddenly on the side, and said: "I just said that I feel familiar, that's right, it is to paste the official, also known as 'rain pouring plum blossoms', it is a kind of torture invented by the eunuchs of Dongchang in the Ming Dynasty, that is, the yellow table paper is soaked with water, and then the prisoner is fixed, and the wet paper is pasted on the prisoner's connection one by one, until the prisoner confesses or is suffocated to death, so that there is no scar on the surface." ”

Wu Xiaoyi explained in detail, Han Jingjing smiled bitterly, Gao Jun took the mask and said depressedly: "Sixth layer, you are really ruthless, you don't want to block the snoring, you want to put a side leak!"

"Nasty, don't talk nonsense. Han Jingjing slapped him lightly, glanced at Wu Xiaoyi with a red face, and knew in her heart that Gao Jun had come from afar, and Xiao Biesheng wanted to make love to him as a newlywed, and he shouldn't have been so snubbed by him, but didn't he have an aunt to entertain.

Han Jingjing helped him and said: "If you want to drink too much and want to sleep, go into the house, I chatted with my aunt, I really didn't expect that my aunt is simply a genius in chemistry, and she is a top student who graduated from a famous foreign university of technology, she solved the problems that have plagued me for a long time in a few words, like an initiation, you also know that I like chemistry, let us ask a few more questions, you are obedient!"

Han Jingjing wanted to kiss Gao Jun, be coquettish, and give a good one, but Wu Xiaoyi stared at it directly, she still couldn't get her mouth shut, as long as she patted Gao Jun's head, it felt like she was coaxing a husky.

After speaking, he didn't wait for Gao Jun to speak, and pulled Wu Xiaoyi into the laboratory, what can Gao Jun say, Han Jingjing is rarely coquettish, and endures it.

Seeing the two close the door, Gao Jun didn't have the heart to pretend to be asleep, and sat on the sofa in a daze.

He finally understands the mood of those girls, having a game otaku boyfriend, if people are obsessed with one thing, it is indeed very scary, preoccupied, and put all their heart into it, it is really deaf to the things outside the window.

It's just that this spirit is being used less and less for reading and learning, but more and more for online games.

Before at school, Gao Jun went to Zhao Kun and Lu Lei to smoke cigarettes, and I once heard Zhao Kun say that he was very impatient that his girlfriend disturbed him when he was playing games, and every time he fought a team battle, his girlfriend came to make trouble, and he used all kinds of means to scratch his head and make gestures around her, and all kinds of hum, all kinds of twists.

Touched with his hands, teased with his feet, and finally put his hand into his shorts, fortunately, his moved at the critical moment, and his girlfriend then scolded and went to wash his hands!

After everyone laughed, Gao Jun, as a counselor teacher, made a poem for him in a serious manner: "Once you enter the online game, you are as deep as the sea, and you are destined to have no girlfriend, even if he realizes that the three seconds of intercourse are sad." ”

Gao Jun now feels that such a lover is really infuriating, this is an issue that must be paid attention to, and such a theme meeting should be held after the start of school.

"Huh?"

Thinking of this, Gao Jun was suddenly stunned, when did he start to use his school experience and what he saw and heard when he encountered problems?

He has traveled almost all over the world over the years, and he has seen a lot of knowledge and experience, so almost all of the things he usually encounters have precedents to follow, and there is experience to learn from, so that he can deal with problems relatively easily.

But something seems to be wrong lately, and when things happen, I always think of my school experience and compare the two.

Could it be that this short semester has already left such a deep impression on me?

Gao Jun shook his head, feeling that he was influenced by Wu Xiaoyi and Han Jingjing, both of them are scholarly nerds, too bookish, and studying knowledge is more important than eating, sleeping, and being human, communicating with them, you will naturally think of the students in the school, it must be like this!

Gao Jun defined his abnormality, in order not to let himself be cranky, he turned on the TV, it happened to be a music channel, which should be liked by Han Jingjing's parents, and was playing a nostalgic golden song program, a classic track for more than 30 years, loved by generations.

Gao Jun immediately sang along, if he sang well, it would be okay, but the broken gong voice was still incomplete, the treble could not go up, the bass could not come down, the alto was out of tune, the most annoying thing was that the rhythm was not right, always one beat faster than others, and he couldn't even hear the original song.

This is simply torture, and the two female students who need to be quiet and calm in the test will soon go crazy.

But Wu Xiaoyi knew that Gao Jun was deliberately making trouble and making them give up research, so that they could be intimate with Han Jingjing, how could Wu Xiaoyi be proud of him, and immediately grabbed Han Jingjing, who was about to rush out, and said: "It's okay, leave him alone, let's continue, in fact, this problem may be complicated by our thinking, if you have tried all these methods, can we try to test in a zero-gravity environment?"

Han Jingjing was immediately stunned, I have to say that developed countries are really ahead of us a lot in some fields, not to mention other places, just say that they are in the Department of Chemistry, so the teachers, including which professors, and even doctoral supervisors, all have the mentality of not seeking merit, but seeking no fault, every day is teaching, class, lecturing, completely not enterprising, and unwilling to do more research, rarely see someone doing research, nor writing papers, nor applying for funds, nor looking for projects, teaching and teaching is good.

A comfortable and stable environment, is a grinding disc is the easiest to wear out people's enterprising, the other is the market demand, if the high-tech industry goes up, there will be higher requirements for innovation and creation, in short, it is to spend money to buy technology.

Some enterprises are willing to pay a high amount of money, and there must be brave men under the heavy reward, and naturally there will be people who will find ways to study, and there will be demand for supply, which is the market.

Of course, some companies have approached them, hoping that they can help develop some new substances, or the synthesis of multiple substances, etc., but the research funds are at most hundreds of thousands, or even tens of thousands, as if they send year-end payments to their factory employees, as if they were joking.

It shows that other companies don't take it seriously at all, with a mentality of trying it out, and treating a dead horse as a live horse doctor, give some money, and it is best to develop it, and if it can't be developed, it will be regarded as charity.

Therefore, such an environment, such a reward mechanism and the driving force, it is really difficult to give birth to the creativity and innovation of the public, all by enclosing some elite personnel, the establishment of this institute, that institute is far from enough, more people need to participate, preferably the participation of the whole people.

Wisdom is in the people, and the masters are in the people.

What's even more terrifying is that the purpose of today's college students to study hard, whether it is instilled by parents or teachers, is undoubtedly all based on finding a good job, hoping to enter a big company, receive a high salary, or take the civil service exam, ensure income during drought and flood, and live a stable life.

Han Jingjing remembers that when she was a child, she once said that she wanted to be a scientist, and many classmates said that she wanted to be an astronaut.

But now, a few days ago, I went to the kindergarten to pick up my nephew, and I heard Xiao Ming say that he wanted to be a big official, Xiao Gang said that he wanted to be the boss and make a lot of money, and Xiao Hong was the most ruthless, and directly said that he would be Xiao Gang's junior when he grew up.

In this environment, what kind of creativity and innovation can we talk about?

Han Jingjing shook her head and shook off these pessimistic thoughts, no matter what others do, she will definitely stick to her ideals, saying that if she is a scientist, she must be a scientist: "Auntie, you can tell me about it in detail." ”

Wu Xiaoyi naturally didn't know her complex psychological process, so in order to make Han Jingjing interested, she went straight to the dry goods: "Sometimes our research can't just stick to chemical technology, some techniques of science and engineering are also very helpful, let's talk about this zero-gravity experiment first......

The two soon entered the realm of selflessness, in fact, many things have reached a certain realm, that is, a hundred miles of science, science and engineering, and chemical industry have many things that are connected, but people have inertial thinking.

Now Wu Xiaoyi directly opened a window for Han Jingjing, broke her identity as a chemistry teacher, and directly became a chemical researcher, and suddenly felt that the sky was high and the sea was wide.

And Gao Jun's obsession with them is incomprehensible at all, the voice of the singing in the living room is dry, and the neighbors downstairs have started to curse the street in the local dialect, Gao Jun can only pretend not to understand, but he can't sing anymore.

Listen to the silence in the room, it is estimated that he has entered the state of meditation and enlightenment again, Gao Jun after some tossing, not only failed to calm the bath, but the anger also jumped up, came from afar, settled the whole family, how can you not even make love with your daughter-in-law?

Fortunately, Han Jingjing is just a chemistry teacher, if this is a high-ranking official or executive, I am afraid that if you want to meet, you have to make an appointment with the secretary, and if you want to snap, you have to plan the schedule, eat dinner at half past seven in the evening, rest for half an hour, wash up for half an hour, watch some romance TV programs at half past eight to brew feelings, start holding hands at nine o'clock, and kiss at nine o'clock......

If this is the case, Gao Jun feels that he can end at 9:03:05 seconds, which is not much better than Zhao Kun.

Therefore, there are risks in falling in love, and you need to be cautious when making friends.

You must not find a career-oriented strong woman, and this kind of nerdy scholar should try to provoke as little as possible, and like-mindedness is very important.

Gao Jun pinched his chin, looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees and thought about it, thinking about the woman who was like-minded with him: "It seems that in this year, it is easy to find a woman who only thinks about popping all day long." ”

While pondering, he pressed the remote control boringly, and suddenly a TV series aroused his interest, the TV series didn't matter, the main thing was the plot, and he deliberately turned on the loud voice.

The two of them in the room were pondering, and suddenly heard a woman's wheezing sound outside the door, and then * sound, which didn't take long to turn into a scream, a shout, a roar, accompanied by a heart-rending and desperate shout: "No, I'm going to die, I don't want it!"

Han Jingjing and Wu Xiaoyi got up angrily at the same time, Gao Jun, this bastard is too much, he dares to watch that kind of film?

The door was slammed open, and Han Jingjing roared angrily: "You are crazy, this is in my house." ”

"Gao Jun, you stinky ......"

Wu Xiaoyi's words were not finished, and Han Jingjing's fingers had not yet poked Gao Jun's forehead, and the two girls were already stunned, looking at the black lines on TV, because in the TV, a popular female star was performing the program of childbirth.

It was a gasp of pain, a cry of pain, a mindless scolding, but the result was happy and sweet......