Chapter 12: Spider-Man
Hearing Zhao Yang's words, I remembered that today is the day of the rock climbing competition with the "Experimental Middle School".
The only reason why the exterminator didn't exterminate me is that my sports are actually good, and I can still get rankings in various sports meetings with the skills of running and jumping up and down after years of practice, especially some events that require skill and speed.
I hurriedly told Zhao Yang that the exterminator was too relieved, and I promised to arrive within fifteen minutes.
After that, I said a few words to the two elves again, and then I stepped on the Harley and flew towards a rock climbing site in the suburbs.
However, I don't dare to ride Harley into the arena, and if the exterminator sees that I have become a "biker", I will definitely be fired.
I found a place to park the car, and then quickly ran over panting.
Sure enough, the exterminator Tailiu-sensei was already standing there with her face crossed, and when she saw me running over, she said with a glare.
"Why did you come, you're the only one left. ”
I quickly smirked, and Mr. Liu had already angrily thrown me the climbing jacket with the name of our school and the race number.
Han Chuang, who was standing on the side, looked at me and said with a sneer.
"I'm just showing up now, I think you're scared. ”
Although I didn't come to school yesterday to avoid him, but his pun still made me very unhappy, I was thinking about whether to let the new orange find a chance to eat him, there is no scum left to eat, and there is no evidence left, this plan should be perfect.
Seeing me looking at him with malicious intent, Han Chuang said with a glare.
"Look at what, or you will compare it for a while, and the loser will say three times in front of everyone, 'I am Wang Ba'. ”
I glanced at Teacher Liu while getting dressed, and found that she didn't mean to stop her, so I looked at Han Chuang and said with a smile.
"Okay, whoever dares to repentance is also the king. ”
In this competition, there are ten contestants in our school, and there are ten contestants in the "Experimental Middle School", and there are three places in our class, namely me, Han Chuang and another guy, although Han Chuang is a general learner, but it is really okay in other aspects, and rock climbing is also very professional, however, it is said that his cousin Liu Xuan is a real rock climbing master, and he plays the kind that climbs up and down directly on the cliff, which is quite bullish, or he will kick it downstairs with one kick.
However, I am not the same person I was yesterday, I already have the ability of a spider spirit, what else is there to be afraid of.
Seeing the taste between me and Han Chuang, Mr. Liu said with a smile.
"Young people are very energetic, work hard and win honor for the school, remember that the loser is the 'king eight'. ”
See, this is my unreliable homeroom teacher, and now everyone should know why I wrote "auntie" on the leave note.
As soon as I got dressed, the race was ready to start.
According to the normal development of the situation, next, of course, the students of each school cheer for their players, and we, the players, want to release the aura of the king to deter the opponent, or despise them and cause psychological trauma.
And it occurred to me that I was different from Spider-Man, and the place where I could release the spider silk was my navel, so I had to expose my navel.
So, I quickly lifted up my T-shirt and tied a knot underneath it, revealing my beautiful waist and navel in an instant.
"Shh
Seeing this scene, the audience immediately let out a burst of boos, and some girls screamed, it is undeniable that this style is a bit of a "sissy".
However, I can't care about it so much, because everyone is in place, and after fastening the safety rope, everyone will quickly start to act.
This "climbing wall" is very wide, you can climb five people at the same time at a time, no timing, the first place among the five people to advance to the next round, I and Han Chuang are just next to each other, however, I just ran too fast, and now I am still a little breathing, when everyone is doing warm-up activities, I quickly found a bottle of mineral water and poured two sips.
And at this time, the order to start the game has been given.
The other four people all started to climb up the protruding rocks as quickly as I could, and I continued to drink the water, thinking to myself, I was already a "spider-man", and of course I couldn't be like these ordinary people.
As a result, the audience didn't do anything, especially the people who were cheering on our class and school.
"Damn! What is that kid pretending?"
"It's just, what the hell, don't act. ”
"How many shifts is this from?"
"It seems to be a high school junior. ”
"Sure enough, it looks like it's thirty-eight, neither male nor female. ”
……
I waited for everyone to get up and the others had climbed a third of the way, then I screwed the cap, shook my head, reached out and grabbed the rock, and climbed up.
The way I climb is also very simple, first release the spider silk from the navel, stick the spider silk to the rock wall, about the position of the chest, and then contract the spider silk to pull myself up like a "pull-up", while the feet and hands pretend to be grasping or stepping on the rock.
These free-shrinking spider silks are really handy, and they are far more powerful than my own. So, my speed was very fast, and I immediately caught up with Han Chuang.
"Wait to be the eighth king. ”
I smiled at him as I passed by him, and then walked away without looking back.
To be honest, I deliberately slowed it down, because I was actually worried that if I behaved too abnormally, I might be caught for slice research, which is what is done on movies and TV anyway.
At the top, the onlookers began to shout excitedly.
"Damn, it's amazing my brother, it's actually the first place. ”
"That's our class!"
"Ye Zhiqiu, come on!"
"Ye Zhiqiu, come on!"
……
The girls in the class started shouting in unison, which was not a common sight for me because I had participated in many competitions in my school before, but I had never won first place.
The feeling of first place is cool!
I put away the spider silk and turned my head to wave my hand to the cheering crowd, and then looked at Han Chuang, who was panting and climbing up, and said with a smile.
"How's it going?"
As a result, Han Chuang said with a glare.
"it, it's kind of weird that you and I go to the real cliff once, and don't scare you. ”
After he finished speaking, I thought about it and said.
"It's okay, but, if you lose, remember, don't harass me again, it's for your safety. ”
I'm telling you the truth, I don't know what's going to happen in my life since I came here, this hairy and blood-drinking guy.
However, Han Chuang seemed to have misunderstood what I meant, and he looked at me and said viciously.
"Okay, there's just a gathering of outdoor extreme sports enthusiasts tomorrow, do you have the courage to attend?"
I said with a smile.
"Okay, but I guess it's going to be difficult for me to take any more leave from Extermination. ”
As a result, Han Chuang patted his chest and said.
"Don't worry, I have this matter, you can ask for as long as you want. ”
I think about it, too, this thing does treat the school as if it were his own home, he can come when he wants, and he can leave when he wants, so let him go and talk to the exterminator, it shouldn't be a big problem.
So, I made an "OK" gesture to him.
At this time, the people below have already begun to urge us to go down, after all, there are other groups of people who want to participate in the competition.
When I got to the exterminator, she looked at me and smiled.
"Yes, yes, I will try to get the first place and eliminate the 'experimental middle school'. ”
And Han Chuang stood beside him a little embarrassed, because according to the previous agreement, it was now his turn to say "I am Wang Ba" three times.
However, the exterminator said with a smile.
"Okay, Han Chuang, don't be depressed, the agreement just now is also to motivate the two of you, it seems to work well, Ye Zhiqiu won't care, right?"
With that, she looked at me.
I'm actually a very talkative person, if Han Chuang didn't have to target me, I wouldn't have any plan to kill him, not to mention that I am now the landlord of the female goblin, and I feel that I should pursue a higher state of life.
I remember a foreigner who said that there are five levels of needs, physiological needs, safety needs, social needs, respect needs, and self-actualization needs.
Although I was confused by what he said, I always felt that I should be more generous now and engage in some "self-actualization needs" or something.
So, I smiled chicly, "Wang Ba" and the like are just floating clouds.
However, I don't care, but it doesn't mean that others don't care either, there is not only Han Chuang in this school, but a guy in the next class immediately looked at Han Chuang and said with a smile.
"Han Shao, are you still a man, what you said just now with red mouth and white teeth, now you don't admit it, are you talking, or are you farting?"
That guy's little brothers also echoed and said.
"That's it, it's a shame!"
"I can't keep my promises, I'm not a man. ”
"I think he's a three-second man, hahahaha......"
……
Hearing the ridicule of these guys, Han Chuang's face turned red and white for a while, and then he roared angrily.
"Damn, isn't that me, the eighth king?"
"I'm Wang Ba. ”
"I'm Wang Ba. ”
……
The thing really said three times, and then looked at me with a look of resentment.
I thought to myself, this is my business, do you look at me so cruelly? You made the bet at first, and I didn't force you just now, and now it's all angry at me, it's really hard for a good person to do.
So, I secretly decided in my heart that if this thing dares to fool around, I will no longer pursue a higher life realm, and I will beat him first, my body has been strengthened a lot now, and I should be able to beat him alone.
However, of course, Han Chuang didn't dare to do it in front of the teachers and students of the whole school and other schools, he walked over and whispered a few words to the head teacher, Extinction looked at me twice, then thought for two seconds, and finally nodded.
And the game still has to continue, I was completely happy, won the championship in the final four-person competition, and successfully eliminated the "experimental middle school", seeing the cheering students, especially the little crazy girls, I suddenly felt that the state of life was a lot higher.
After that, I struck while the iron was hot and asked Mr. Liu for leave, because I really didn't worry about the spider spirit of Xiangcheng.
Mr. Liu happily agreed.
I slammed back on the Harley, and I was dumbfounded by the state of my family.