Chapter 11: Where is Tang Seng?
When I woke up again, the first thing I heard was the sound of fighting, "ping-pong", which was very intense, and I very much suspected that my hotel would be demolished.
"Damn, who dares to touch my hotel?"
I slammed the table anxiously and stood up.
As a result, what I didn't expect was that my words really worked, because, immediately after, a snake with a human upper body and a spider with a human upper body appeared in front of me.
And the upper body of the orange spider is the woman who stunned me before.
At the moment, she still has a long spider silk hanging from her body, which looks like the legendary "Spider-Man".
"You...... Which of the seven spider spirits are you?"
I asked, looking at the voluptuous woman.
The woman stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, then looked at me and said with a smile.
"You actually know that our seven sisters, the little girl is the sixth, so do you know where Tang Seng went?"
After she finished speaking, I suddenly had a black line, it seems, I really fucking guessed right, this is one of the seven spider spirits who caught Tang Seng in the "Pansi Cave" in the "Journey to the West" story.
I shook my head and said that I didn't know where Tang Seng was, and then looked at the stupid girl Xiaoqing and asked.
"Xiaoqing, what the hell is going on, because of the fight?"
I'm still familiar with Xiaoqing, so I decided that it would be more appropriate to ask her, of course, I'm mainly worried that this "spider spirit" is not so easy to talk to, in case she eats me like a Tang monk, I will be unlucky.
Xiaoqing looked at me like a child who had done something wrong and said.
"Mr. Landlord, the slave family woke up, and saw her riding on you, and she still has a demonic aura on her, and the slave family thought she was going to eat you, so they did it. ”
I nodded, no matter what I did, this is the personality of this second-class snake spirit.
I turned my head to look at the "spider spirit", and she smiled.
"If she wants to fight, she will fight, the little woman is not afraid of a snake, come again!"
As she spoke, she struck her two scythe-sharp claws in the air a few times, making a sonorous impact that felt like metal.
Seeing Xiaoqing clenching his fists, he was about to start drying.
I hurriedly said.
"Stop it!"
Unexpectedly, after I finished speaking, the two goblins who were eager to try really stopped obediently like kittens.
Seeing this effect, I said earnestly.
"I told the two of you, since you are staying in my hotel, first, you have to listen to me, can you do this?"
Both elves nodded, and I continued.
"Second, these things you broke have to be compensated, do you two have any money?"
Both elves shook their heads, and I continued.
"Since you don't have the money to compensate, listen to me, don't smash things, for the sake of the two of you who are still well-behaved, I won't pursue it for the time being, by the way, what's your name spider spirit?"
As a result, the woman in orange said with a smile.
"The little girl's name is Orange. ”
When she smiled, she showed a charming expression, and the bones of the people who watched it were crispy, and I couldn't help but swallow my saliva, but, then, I thought of the idiom "fine ~ all the people die", and, looking at the appearance of this woman sharpening her knife just now, I'm afraid it's not as simple as "fine ~ all the people die", most of them are a dish in her eyes.
However, the name "Xiangcheng" is quite nice, at least much better than the name "Xiaoqing", which is like a joke.
Seeing that this spider spirit was quite obedient, I nodded and said.
"Xiangcheng, come with me, I'll take you to your guest room. ”
I deliberately found a room that was not on the same floor as Xiaoqing, and the distance was the farthest, because I was worried that these two goods would become popular again together, and at the same time, I was also glad that the two of them didn't use spells or anything just now, otherwise I would have felt that it would definitely be more efficient than the demolition team.
"This room is ......"
At this point, I stopped suddenly, because when I turned back, I saw that the spider spirit had turned into a human form again, and the pants that had just been torn were of course long gone, so she was wearing an orange tulle dress only on her upper body at the moment, and there was nothing from near her navel, and her lower abdomen looked white, flat and smooth......
However, what made me most devastated was that she was completely different from Xiaoqing, and she didn't care about it at all, so she followed me with her bare legs and generously followed me, and when she looked at me, she stared at me with some puzzled eyes and asked.
"Mr. Landlord, why is your nose bleeding, are you okay?"
I wiped my nosebleed and said.
"It's okay, it's a little hot, maybe it's on fire, this is your room, take a look." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, Orange writhed* and walked in, her plump peach-like buttocks swaying back and forth in front of my eyes, making me feel a little dazed.
Then, she nodded and turned to say.
"Little girl is hungry, Mr. Landsend, do you have anything to eat?"
I thought about it and said.
"The ones on the table just below are all for food. ”
As a result, Orange shook her head and said.
"The little woman only eats meat, and she doesn't know where Tang Seng is?"
Hearing this, I almost didn't get angry, I deserved to be the goblin from "Journey to the West", It's all now, and I still want to eat Tang monk meat.
There is no way, I first told her that the etiquette here is to run around without pants, however, I feel that she doesn't think so, and then, I suddenly thought that Xiaoqing's pants must have been torn just now, so I have no stock in women's pants.
So, I had to give up on the matter of wearing pants, and let them spend the night first.
I took a bag of plain beef jerky upstairs, and as a result, Orange shook his head and said.
"Little girl, I only eat raw meat. ”
I quickly told her that I would go to buy it for her tomorrow morning, and repeatedly emphasized that we can't eat people in this world, but I don't know if she listened to it.
After returning to my room, I quietly looked out the window and thought for a long time, since entering the hotel, I had worries about the future for the first time, I thought that with the hotel, I would live a life of white clothes like snow and pretending to be like the wind, now it seems that things are not so simple, if Xiangcheng eats a human meat dipping sauce one day, I will definitely go to prison.
"Hopefully, the fresh meat will satisfy her appetite. ”
I can clearly feel that this new orange is much more difficult to deal with than Xiaoqing's stupid girl.
After thinking about life for a while, I washed and fell asleep, I have a skill that even I admire, that is, "big heart", no matter what trouble it is, it is a matter of a while, anyway, the sky is falling and there are NBA players on top, and it doesn't matter to me.
As a result, when I got up the next morning, the rare Xiaoqing didn't pester me, I don't know if I was tired from the fight yesterday.
I quickly got up and ran to Orange's room, only to find that she hadn't closed the door, and the room was full of cobwebs, and she wasn't sleeping on the bed, but lying naked on the cobwebs, similar to sleeping in a hammock.
When she saw me come in, she lay there and looked at me and said.
"Hello Mr. Landlord. ”
I didn't know what to say to this unashamed spider spirit, so I had to tell her to sleep honestly in the room, and I would bring breakfast back in a while, and what I was most worried about now was that she would catch breakfast by herself.
Then, I rode my "Harley" and rushed towards the morning market, fortunately, the morning market opened very early, and there was everything, I bought a few pounds of bloody pork and beef, thought about it and carried a live chicken, a live duck, and then bought women's clothes and underwear, and then quickly ran back.
After coming back, I called Xiaoqing for a long time, and I didn't see her get up, so I had no choice but to use the key to open her door, but I shivered a little when I just entered the door, and then, I saw Xiaoqing curled up in a ball and was sleeping there quietly.
"Is this hibernation?"
I muttered a little funny, these two goods will definitely not use air conditioning, the temperature is too low and directly sleep.
I took her out, changed the room and turned on the hot air for a while, and then she woke up again, and at this time, the spider spirit Xiangcheng also went downstairs, and I gave them the clothes I bought, and taught them how to wear them.
As a result, I didn't understand the ABCD size of the hood at all, both C underwear were small, and both women made it clear that they were uncomfortable wearing it, including their panties, so they both wore skirts directly.
I thought to myself, okay, anyway, as long as you two don't go out, it's not as cheap as anyone else, so I don't bother to care about them.
However, when I saw the orange pull off the feathers of the chicken and bite straight into it, I had no appetite at all.
I silently prayed in my heart that such a fierce tenant would never come again.
Xiaoqing was not surprised, still drinking soy milk with fritters in her mouth, and she was very happy to eat.
I said as I forced myself to vomit and said to the charming chick Orange with her mouth full of blood.
"Sister Xiangcheng, remember not to fight with Xiaoqing at home, just wait for me to come back and clean up the chicken feathers here, and, as a woman, don't spread your legs so far, and raise them so high, women want to be gentle, okay, you can do what you like. ”
I found that she stepped on the table with one leg like the old man and didn't listen at all, so I had to give up for the time being, and it takes a process to let the wolf child adapt to modern society, isn't it?
At this time, my mobile phone suddenly screamed, it was a call from Zhao Yang, and he said anxiously on the other end of the phone.
"Ye Zhiqiu, come to school quickly, if you release the pigeons of the exterminator in today's rock climbing competition, your aunt-in-law will not be able to save you. ”