Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Little Bathroom Secret

The other party is really not an easy person, and he has made up for his weaknesses to the greatest extent, and it is no longer feasible to deal with him through technological means.

However, Gao Jun is still full of confidence in himself, although he can make up for the weakness of his ability, but today he came to peek at Tong Ling, which shows that the weakness of human nature cannot be made up.

To put it bluntly, this guy is a second goods!

Of course, once anyone in the world has the ability to be invisible, they will have a sense of arrogance that they are invincible.

Gao Jun was pondering countermeasures against his weaknesses when he suddenly heard a scream from behind him: "Ah...... Hooligans!"

Gao Jun was speechless for a while, since he entered the school, the hooligan has almost become his nickname.

"It's you again! What are you doing at the door of the women's bathroom?" The female teacher behind her furrowed her eyebrows, her phoenix eyes were full of vigilance, and she was full of hostility.

"Why do you say it again?" Gao Jun looked at the biochemical queen Han Jingjing with a wry smile, full of helplessness.

"You hooligan, you broke into my dormitory before, and now you are sneaking around at the door of the toilet, are you worthy of being a teacher for such behavior?" Han Jingjing scolded angrily.

It seems that she has already identified herself as a hooligan, so it is useless to explain, he snorted coldly and said, "Last time I went to your dormitory, I was looking for Teacher Qi Xinyue, and this time I stood at the door of the water room for Teacher Tong Ling opposite...... So, Mr. Han, I hope you are a little self-aware, even if you are a hooligan, I am not interested in you!"

"You ......" was said too ruthlessly, which directly hurt Han Jingjing's self-esteem as a beauty, and even the hooligans disdained it, undoubtedly scolding her for being ugly!

Han Jingjing's face was flushed with anger, but she was helpless, after all, he was standing in the water room outside, and he only encountered him when he came out of the bathroom inside, and he was not caught peeping into the bathroom.

Han Jingjing was now eager to get some nitroglycerin to blow him up, and seeing the appearance of his hob meat, she gritted her teeth and snorted angrily: "You go to die, stinky rascal." ”

"Hehe, of course I'm going to die, but you can't wait for that day. Gao Jun said lightly.

Han Jingjing was mad with anger, this was clearly saying that she died earlier.

"It's really unlucky, I went out and met a ghost. Han Jingjing scolded angrily and walked past Gao Jun angrily.

"Then you have to be careful, usually hell people, usually haunted by ghosts, beware of ghosts pressing the bed at night. Gao Jun is like a shrew with a small belly, quarreling with Han Jingjing-for-tat.

Han Jingjing knew that she couldn't quarrel with him, and she probably couldn't beat him, so she simply rolled her eyes and left angrily.

And Gao Jun is not finished, singing to her back: "The road of life, a beautiful dream is like a long road, the road is windy and frosty, and the wind and frost are dry......"

Han Jingjing shuddered for no reason, and suddenly sped up her pace.

"Hmph!" Gao Jun sneered: "Good beautiful girl, who is used to your explosive temper......"

Gao Jun's train of thought was interrupted by her, she was very unhappy, and went upstairs to the dormitory angrily, and what was even more depressed was that Tong Ling would come up and smoke him after a while.

However, with Gao Jun's character of taking advantage of the dead and not taking a loss, how can he love to smoke.

It didn't take long for the crisp sound of high heels to come from the hallway, the frequency was very fast, and it sounded angry.

Tong Ling slammed open the door, raised her eyes and was stunned, only to see a sturdy man wearing boxer pants with his back to him, his whole body was full of muscles, sharp edges and corners, strong as a tiger.

Just when Tong Ling was stunned, the sturdy man turned around suddenly and screamed in surprise: "Ah, hooligan, come and catch the female hooligan!"

Oops, I'll go!

Tong Ling scolded in her heart, and then she reacted, this damn guy is setting himself up!

I'm a big girl, I appeared in the boy's dormitory, and I couldn't tell it all over my body!

But now she was in no mood to pay attention to this, so she rushed forward directly and covered Gao Jun's mouth, and said, "Don't call, I'm not here to smoke you, I may be hell!"

"Huh?" Gao Jun was stunned for a moment and said, "If you change the law and say that I am a pervert, it will be too unkind." ”

"I'm not kidding you. Tong Ling frowned, and said with a serious look in her eyes: "Let me ask you first, is it you who peeked at me taking a bath?"

"Of course not!" Gao Jun said: "I can't help but be impulsive in front of me with your clothes on, not to mention watching you take a bath, do you think I can be indifferent, can you be safe and sound?"

"That's too!" Tong Ling nodded cutely, this guy is a pure pervert, there is no such thing as a bold little one, the last time he said that he would gnaw it, the shamelessness is the best.

"It's really not you?" Tong Ling said in horror, "Then I might really be the hell." I got dressed after you left just now, and I felt that there was still a pair of eyes staring at me, I thought it was a psychological effect, but then I suddenly saw my three treasures...... It was the spider I had that suddenly dangled from the roof and suddenly spewed venom into the corner.

My Sambo only spews venom when they encounter a dangerous attack on the enemy, but the strange thing is that it is obviously empty, and there is not even a human figure. ”

The spider has eight eyes, and until now humans have no way of knowing the exact function of these eight eyes, perhaps it can see more clearly than the golden python.

Of course, Gao Jun wouldn't say anything about the invisible person to Tong Ling, it was a meaningless extraneous branch, he smiled faintly, and said, "That may really be a ghost, you know, this place itself is called a supernatural dormitory building."

But congratulations, your charm has reached the point of killing gods and ghosts, and even the unjust ghosts of hell do not hesitate to cross the yin and yang worlds to peek at you taking a bath, and the charm is endless. ”

Gao Jun's kung fu for women's sycophants is invincible in the world, even Tong Ling couldn't cry or laugh, only to hear her mutter: "Don't scare me, if there is really anything dirty, I would rather peek at me taking a bath is you." ”

"Then you will notify me in advance of the next bath, I will be happy to fulfill your wish. Gao Jun said: "And what I want to know now is that you were so angry just now, and you actually had to call the police, which is obviously not in line with your usual style."

Look at your usual low-cut, crop top, miniskirt, and invisibly spring, with your character, even if you are really seen cleaning and taking a bath, you shouldn't have such a big reaction. ”

"What do you mean, in your heart I'm just a casual *?" Tong Ling immediately widened her eyes and asked.

"I didn't mean that, I mean, you're overreacting. Gao Jun said: "So I guess, you weren't just taking a bath just now, I'm afraid you were still doing these other things, which belong to absolute privacy, and you were suddenly looked at, so you will be annoyed and angry." ”

"Cut, guess. Tong Ling's eyes fluttered.

Gao Jun knew that he had guessed correctly, and analyzed in depth: "According to the incomplete survey of the extremely unauthoritative department, 80 percent of women will touch themselves in the bath, and the other 20 percent of women can sing, what do you think they will sing?"

"How do I know?" said Tong Ling angrily.

"Oh......" Gao Jun pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "So, you belong to one of the eighty percent, no wonder you were angry just now, you thought that you were seen in the bath when you were ashamed." ”

"Bah, ......" Tong Ling squirted like eating a fly: "The old lady can use herself, touch, blink her eyes and hook her hand, I don't know how many men rush up." ”

"Then why were you so angry just now?" Gao Jun asked.

"I was ...... just now" said Tong Ling stopped in time, her face turned red, and said: "In short, I am doing something that I have never done before, not as dirty as you think." ”

"Do something you've never done before when you're taking a bath?" Gao Jun thought for a moment and said in surprise, "Did you pee standing up?"

"Believe it or not, I strangled you with stockings?"

"Believe it or not, you can't strangle me, and I still kiss you?" Gao Jun said.

The two went toe-for-tat, and finally faced a terrible and fragrant threat, Tong Ling was defeated again, remembering the feeling of being peeped at by a pair of eyes in the dark just now, Tong Ling couldn't help but feel creepy, although she thought she was charming, but she really didn't want to kill people.

She asked Gao Jun weakly: "Could there really be a ghost?"

"What's so scary about ghosts, aren't you still with foreign devils today? Gao Jun smiled.

"Hey, it sounds like you're a little jealous?" Tong Ling squinted at him and said shyly.

"Yes, jealous, so jealous, I didn't expect that hundreds of years later, foreign devils would still want to use foreign guns and foreign cannons against us. Gao Jun said.

Tong Ling was suddenly full of black lines, what she said was too disgusting, she snorted coldly: "It's not as disgusting as you think, do you think that my sister and I are that casual person, and the first date is full of fire?"

Gao Jun suddenly said with a smile on his face: "I naturally believe you, but I can't trust foreign devils, what are you doing today?"

Going around and around this is what Gao Jun wants to know the most, he has basically determined that the foreigner Geller is an invisible man, something must have happened today that made his lust soar, so he will not hesitate to use special functions, but also peek at Tong Ling taking a bath.

Tong Ling thought for a while and said: "It's nothing special, wandering around, inspecting the market, looking at the hottest business at the moment, going to a few small shops run by foreigners, the Celestial Empire gives them a lot of benefits, eating an authentic Middle Eastern meal at noon, and going to the beach to swim in the afternoon." ”

"Swimming, did you go swimming with a foreigner?" Gao Jun was slightly surprised, and in Tong Ling's eyes, he was jealous.

Gao Jun said to his classmates before that it is best to take a girl to swim on a first date, so that you can not only see her without makeup, but also see her most real figure, and physical contact is inevitable in the water, which can enhance the relationship, which is definitely the best choice. I didn't expect this foreigner to be a master.

This may also be the key to triggering the lust of foreigners, Gao Jun immediately asked, "What style of swimsuit are you wearing?"