This strange question caused Tong Ling to smile bitterly: "Teacher Gao, jealousy is jealousy, but even I have to ask what style of swimsuit I wear, which is a bit excessive." ”

"I desperately want to know. Gao Jun said: "Is it conjoined or split, is it ordinary or bikini, and the focus of the bikini is on the upper circumference or ass?"

This series of questions directly asked Tong Ling, and she said helplessly: "It's an ordinary split swimsuit, with some lace-up designs on the side, oh, I took a selfie today." ”

Tong Ling took out her mobile phone and called up the photo, and Gao Jun's eyes suddenly burst into flames when he saw it.

The photo shows her lying on a beach chair, with one leg stretched out, one leg bent, and a pair of long legs straight and slender, smooth and round, which can be called against the sky.

The fair skin and the golden sand form a perfect picture, the golden swimsuit on the body looks like it is not worn at first glance, the flat lower abdomen, the jade mountain that is about to come out, there are some straps on both sides, at first glance it looks like a fried cake, and it looks like a rice dumpling, and there is some wildness in the sexy.

Gao Jun swallowed his saliva, and finally knew why as soon as the foreigner came back, he couldn't wait to steal to see her take a bath, and if Gao Jun would be invisible, he would directly drill her into the bed.

Gao Jun sniffed and said, "You came here on purpose to stimulate me, right?"

"Cut, you're beautiful. Tong Ling put away her phone proudly: "I'm here to give you a chance, don't I want to compete fairly with foreigners!"

"Oh?" Gao Jun suddenly said with peach blossoms in his eyes: "The first time I went out with a foreigner, I wore a bikini, if it was fair, I had to look at three, point, style." ”

"You are sick, you are chasing me, not me seducing you. Tong Ling chirped: "But now I'll give you a chance to perform." ”

"Then let's!" Gao Jun said excitedly. 、

"What kind of bed?" Tong Ling said in surprise.

"Isn't it giving me a chance to perform, I will show you the performance of real guns and live ammunition, compared with foreigners' foreign guns and foreign guns, it is as good as that. Gao Jun said seriously.

"Bah, who wants you to behave in this regard. Tong Ling's face was as red as fire: "I mean, I suspect that there are unclean things in my dormitory, so I want to change dormitories with you tonight, you are a man, tall and burly, and the general ghosts dare not approach, unlike my little woman, who is yin and easy to provoke unclean things." ”

Oh, it turns out that the chick is in this mind, but I didn't expect her to be a fierce girl with golden pythons and wolf venom spiders as pets, and she still has such a superstitious side.

Gao Jun's eyes rolled, and he said in his heart, this is also a good opportunity, in case the stealth man attacks Tong Ling at night, there is still a chance to take him down in one fell swoop.

Gao Jun said to Tong Ling in embarrassment: "You are a little unkind, don't talk about ghosts or ghosts, you are obviously asking me to be a substitute ghost!"

"Don't say that. Tong Ling's eyes were charged and said: "You are a dignified seven-foot man, are you still afraid of little demons and monsters, you know, the pursuit of girls, sending charcoal in the snow, and being anxious is always much more practical than icing on the cake." ”

"But I'm also afraid, if it's a male ghost, I can barely fight him, in case it's a female ghost who seduces me, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it!" Gao Jun said embarrassedly.

"Is the female ghost as good-looking as me?" Tong Ling rolled her eyes, crossed her waist with one hand, bent one leg, and posed an extremely attractive curve: "As long as you think of me in your heart, you will naturally not be seduced by the female ghost." ”

"This is not good, you know, the scale of female ghosts seducing men is usually very large, just rely on you as a POSE, I'm afraid it won't work!" Gao Jun said weakly.

"Poh...... That's all right. Tong Ling took the initiative to imprint a red lip print on his cheeks, enthusiastic and charming.

Gao Jun proudly showed his snow-white teeth, and was just about to strike while the iron was hot, Tong Ling's mobile phone suddenly rang, and it turned out to be a foreigner Geller calling, the two said a few words, Tong Ling said: "The foreigner asked me to go to dinner, and I will leave first." ”

"What?" Gao Jun suddenly jumped to his feet and said angrily: "Let me go and be a substitute for you as a dead ghost, but you go on a date with a foreigner, this is too unkind, right?"

"Do you have such a big reaction? It's just a matter of going for a meal, it's the Jinhua restaurant last time, the service and standard of the star-rated hotel, foreigners treat guests, don't eat for nothing. Tong Ling said.

Looking at her excited look, and then thinking about the first time I saw her selling fruits everywhere, Gao Jun knew that she had a little bit of a problem of being greedy and cheap, and it might also be a habit, after all, she was born in a poor family.

In fact, Gao Jun and her are the same kind of people, and they are obviously very willing to switch dormitories with her, but they have to pretend to be stupid and stunned, grinding and grinding, and want to get cheap from others.

Seeing Gao Jun's unhappy appearance, Tong Ling stepped forward, took the initiative to take his hand and said, "Don't be like this, I and the foreigner are just playing on the spot, he doesn't have this kind of treatment like you, we have kissed and fell in love." ”

This girl is worthy of being a natural stunner, charming and natural, this discharge, Rao is Gao Jun is well-informed and also crispy and numb.

He smiled and said: "The best beauty has always been to men, keep two, keep one, and develop three, four, five, six, seven." Compared with the so-called red flag of men, the colorful flags fluttering are much smarter. ”

"You really hate it, how can you think of people like this, it's obvious that you are here to pursue others!" Tong Lingjiao said.

These words really made Gao Jun speechless, he has always been open-minded in the relationship between men and women, and he also understands in his heart that before there is no clear relationship, everyone is free, and has the freedom and power to interact with any difference, once a commitment is made to someone and a relationship is established, it will involve loyalty.

It's just that in my dynasty, if you do this like Tong Ling, you will be said to be a water-based poplar.

Tong Ling was like a child who wanted to go to the playground, gently shaking his arm and begging him to agree.

Gao Jun pretended to be helpless and said: "Okay, okay, you can go if you want." ”

"That's right!" Tong Ling said: "You can't blindly chase and fight after a woman, sometimes you pay silently behind her, but it's easier to hug a beauty." ”

"But you can go, you must wear the brooch I gave you, in case the old man goes out to make a cruel move, you can still remember me when you see the brooch. Gao Jun said: "In addition, you can't talk to foreigners about us changing dormitories, I'm afraid that he will come here at night to attack you."

So, you have to come back before the school closes at half-past nine, and when you come back, you go to your dorm to see poor me, waiting for the ghost to knock on the door. ”

"Oh, don't be so resentful, it's okay, it makes me feel like I'm cheating behind your back. Tong Ling said tangledly: "I promised you, will I reward you a little more...... Poof!"

Left and right, leaving a symmetrical lip print.

Gao Jun smiled bitterly in his heart, the same rice raises a hundred kinds of people, and all women are different.

Qi Xinyue has the heart to associate with him, but kissing it is called a strenuous and at least three rounds of Mongolian wrestling. And Tong Ling's attitude is unknown, she likes this feeling of being pursued by many people, but she is not ambiguous when she kisses Gao Jun, just like an old husband and wife.

"Okay, I have to go, otherwise foreigners will see me go out of your room, and I'm afraid I won't be treated. Tong Ling was worried about this big meal.

Seeing that she was leaving, Gao Jun hurriedly stopped her, and Tong Ling smiled bitterly: "Dude, it's too much, you can't let me go on a date with another man after you cross and circle, right?"

Gao Jun likes such a hearty, open, hot, and vegetarian girl, but now is not the time to pick up girls, he smiled and said: "I have one last request, you must agree to me, otherwise I will follow you to the big dinner." ”

"Okay, you can say it, I'll promise you. Tong Ling said helplessly.

"Then you wait for me, and I'll be back right away. After Gao Jun finished speaking, he opened the door and rushed out, rushing downstairs to the female teacher's dormitory.

Standing at the door of room 308, his heart was entangled, just now he also severely damaged Teacher Han Jingjing, and now he took the initiative to come to the door to beg others, even if he was as thick as a city wall, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed at this time.

Especially in the room, Han Jingjing's voice was so real: "Bastard, hooligan, pervert, bastard, a thousand cuts, a stinky ......"

Gao Jun scratched his head in embarrassment, obviously these beautiful words were all to describe him.

But time was pressing, and he couldn't delay, and he had to turn to the biochemical queen for help.

Today's opportunity is rare, the stealth man's desire for Tong Ling, he did not hesitate to peep, and it happened that Tong Ling was discovered by Tong Ling's spider, which caused her fear, thinking that she had seen a ghost, and offered to exchange dormitories with Gao Jun.

A coincidence made Gao Jun quickly formulate a battle plan, but unfortunately, he met Han Jingjing before and damaged her, and she has now become a vital part of the plan.

This girl is a cautious eye, and she is still cursing Gao Jun in the room, if she asks her for help with a shy face now, it will be cheap not to be blown up by her with nitroglycerin.

But time waits for no one, Gao Jun must deal with Han Jingjing immediately.

I can't help it, I can only play the mix.

Gao Jun stretched out his hand and tore it hard, tore a piece of his black T-shirt, covered his face directly and only exposed his eyes, put on his glasses again, and suddenly sank his shoulders, and the locked door was directly knocked open.

"Ah...... Are you ......" Han Jingjing, who was scolding the street, was taken aback and stood up suddenly.

But Gao Jun's speed was too fast, like thunder, like lightning, and he rushed to her side in an instant, covered her mouth with one hand, turned behind her, and strangled her chest after the other.

Entering the soft mouth, Gao Jun was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly lifted the hoop around her neck, of course he didn't use any force, but this was enough to scare Han Jingjing into a fright.

"Don't talk, don't move, or I'll kill you!" Gao Jun said in a hoarse voice, his voice was like a toad that had eaten too much salt, completely different from his usual voice.

Han Jingjing was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, she couldn't have imagined that the teacher's dormitory on this university campus would be so strong that she would break in.

Time was pressing, Gao Jun didn't dare to delay, and said directly: "I want to rob, but robbing money, or robbing color, you can choose one yourself!"