"Give it to you, give it to you, take it and grow crops! I don't want to waste it, I'm tired of evaporating, so I fly to San Diego to buy it. Your fertilizer is mixed with coarse waste so that it does not lose evaporation ......"?

It was difficult to disobey the will, and Boss Ma finally sang the song, but it was not "Happy Breakup" ordered by the masses, but "invited" the legendary ghost animal all-stars to create a star-sturdy song "Give You a Bad Luck".

Originally, Atletico Madrid could directly use falsetto singing, simulating the unique speech and emphasis of this group of people, singing and recording the song, and even singing it virtually in their own minds and then directly generating a music file and uploading it to the Internet, but then the singing would be too real, but there would be no rough awkwardness unique to ghost animal works, which is also the most attractive source of joy for ghost animal works.

Therefore, he first sang this song in the recording studio at his home, and then used the software commonly used by the up masters in the ghost animal area to "tune and teach" the song again, so that the original "normal" song had a strong rough electronic music taste, and finally used another software to go through it again, and then pressed the music file and another prepared video file into an MV and uploaded it to the Internet.

While he was busy with all this, Tang Jiayi held her second daughter Xiao Tiantian and watched from the side, and she listened to the three versions through the outside equipment, and then asked: "How do I feel that one is more ugly than the other?" At the beginning, if I hadn't stood here and watched you sing it, I would have thought that it was really the Führer singing, and the second version was okay, barely listening to it was a little noisy. But what happened to the last one you uploaded, it's hard to hear?"

"That's right!" Atletico said and stood up, took his daughter from Tang Jiayi's arms, and said as he walked out: "Jiajia, just look at the scarf." ”

"Huh!" Despite the disdain on the surface, Tang Jiayi still took out her mobile phone and opened the scarf, and then saw the latest news released by Atletico Madrid.

Like sibling honey chat, the bee scarf has now become a hodgepodge software, users can not only embed one or more pictures in the text content, but also embed emojis and e-touch expressions, as for the sound and short videos are naturally no problem, even simpler than supporting emojis and e-touching.

After all, emojis often use characters from Greek, Russian, and even non-mainstream languages such as Tibetan and Mongolian, so if you want to support the latest emojis, you need to make sure that the software has no problems supporting multiple languages. On the contrary, the embedded sound and video are just a piece of address code for the scarf, and you only need to add a player call function on the client to do it.

Atletico Madrid's latest scarf content is nothing, just a simple sentence "Okay, this is the song you want!" and then the embedded video frame, but Tang Jiayi noticed that there was a sentence under the video: "There is a surprise in the upside down, dear!"

As a senior up master, although it is a dance area, Tang Jiayi is no stranger to the common ghost animal method of upside down. When the video is played backwards, people walk upside down and spill out the water to take back the bottle, but the sound of the inverted is not as intuitive as the video, but it will give people a strange sense of strangeness, it feels like crooked nuts are singing, there are many upside-down MV videos in the ghost animal area, which are called "foreign originals" by netizens.

Of course, the scarf client does not have a video reversing function, but this is difficult for Ms. Tang. She happens to have a "wonderful player" on her phone, which can add some special playback effects to video and audio, such as inverting, fisheye, pitch shifting, specified noise reduction, etc., and she remembers that it seems to have a reverse playback function as well.

Directly turned back to the recording studio, copied the three versions of the file that Atletico had just recorded to her phone, and after a simple operation, she soon heard a slightly weird reverse version of the "prelude", which was actually the end of the original song.

But then she heard the voice of "Give you the grain, give you the grain, you can go and plant the crops!"

Of course, although the original lyrics can still be heard in the reverse version, the feeling of mechanical stiffness is stronger, and the background sound has become more noisy.

Normal sounds become strange tones when they are played backwards, and these strange tones can naturally become normal sounds when they are reversed. Then Atletico synthesized these two audios together, and only then did they create this song, which is "for you" whether it is played backwards or backwards, and he seems to have deliberately controlled the proportions, and the audio ratio is relatively large, so it sounds more natural to play it forward, although it is still not as good as the original version at the beginning.

I just don't know what this guy's purpose is in doing this, is it to promote the "Wonderful Player"?

With this in mind, she closed the door and left the studio.

Although it is a non-professional recording studio, it is necessary to have sound insulation and shielding measures, so the two doors of the recording studio are thickened soundproof doors, and they need to be opened manually to enter and exit. However, because as soon as the outermost door was closed, there was no mobile phone signal in the room, and they usually didn't close the door outside the recording room, anyway, it was just amateur fun, and the requirements were not too high. Besides, the four little ones in the house don't know how to climb yet, so naturally they don't need to close the door often.

As for outsiders, Tang Jiayi is even more indifferent, and the monitoring equipment available everywhere can ensure that not a single mosquito can fly in, let alone a large living person.

Different from the exaggerated "water can't splash in, birds can't cross", the horse house really does not allow insects and birds, and all doors and windows that can be opened to connect to the outside air are installed on the inside of the laser anti-mosquito system, whether it is mosquitoes or flies or even small birds and ants, they are all shot down.

These tiny lasers are actually very limited in power, and can burn the wings of words and burn off the tentacles and arthropods of ants, but they can only be frightened away by larger animals such as small birds.

Tang Jiayi has seen downed insects on the kitchen windowsill, but perhaps because it is winter, she has not seen the system attack on birds.

When I saw Atletico again, the guy was teasing his eldest daughter Xiao Zhizhi with two flowers, and I saw the red rose in his left hand and the pink rose in his right hand handed to the little man lying on his back and shook it, teasing the little guy to reach out and grab it.

However, Xiao Zhizhi obviously hasn't understood the meaning of the rose, of course, it may also be that she saw through the hybrid moon season in her hand at a glance, in short, she just didn't buy it, just giggled.

So Atletico said: "Okay, since you don't want it, I'll give you the flowers!"

After speaking, he turned around and handed the two flowers to Tang Jiayi, who had just walked over: "Happy Valentine's Day, dear!"

The latter raised his eyebrows, "Will you send me away with these two flowers?" but he still reached out and took it, put it in front of his nose and lowered his head to smell it.

"Too little?" Atletico stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky: "Then I'll cut a few for you later!"

"Horse cheap!" Ms. Tang suddenly became angry, "You steal my flowers again?"

There is an illegal construction of a glass greenhouse on the roof, and Tang Jiayi raises a lot of flowers in it, including cut flowers with beautiful flower shapes. However, Atletico Madrid often makes cameo appearances as flower thieves, and without waiting for the vase flower arrangement at home to be updated, he himself goes upstairs to pick flowers.

"What's yours and mine, what's mine is yours, yours is also mine, what do you do so clearly?"

Before Tang Jiayi got angry, Ma Jing pointed to the fourth biscuit lying down and said, "Hurry up, my son's stomach is hungry!"

"I'm not in the mood, don't feed it!" Tang Jiayi was unmoved, and said with a smile: "Didn't you make that milk artifact specifically for them? Use your artifact to feed them milk!"

The so-called nursing artifact is an island folk invention, and the father fastens two bowl-shaped containers to his chest with straps, so that he can hold the child like a mother to feed him. Whether the original inventor made this "father milk" out of the spirit of spoof or for practical purposes has long become unexaminable, anyway, most domestic netizens just regard this thing as a spoof product.

However, when it came to Boss Ma, as the amount of food for the four little ones increased day by day, the feeding time inevitably increased, and the realistic needs made him think of this artifact and really made it.

The Atletico version of the feeding artifact is much more complex than the original version of the island country, not only the appearance is more bionic and looks more natural, but also the milk delivery method has been changed to the squeezing type of the bee milk bottle, so as to avoid inhaling too much air and causing choking, at the same time, these two "father milk" also have their own vibration, which can simulate Tang Jiayi's heartbeat rate, so that the baby can lie more at ease.

When I first saw this thing, the girls who were in charge of taking care of the children all blushed, what did they do to make it so realistic?

However, Atletico Madrid said in a heartfelt way that this can give their sons and daughters the best user experience, and the simulation of the bottle is too bad.

Not only did he say this, but he also demonstrated it himself, and Tang Jiayi's photo album has a photo of Ma Jing wearing "father's breast", walking out with two balls of flesh pink hanging on his chest, and holding a son in each hand to breastfeed them, which is also the photo she has received the most likes and retweets so far.

It's just that although Ma Jing had to put on this thing on his face, those girls didn't want to, they were just little girls who had just graduated from nursing school, and it was too shameful to wear this thing, so naturally they didn't obey in every way. So Atletico's invention was actually only used once by himself and then put on the shelf, and usually these family nurses still hold one by one to feed the babies.

It's not yet time for the little ones to eat, so Atletico didn't put on his nursing artifact to feed the little ones as Tang Jiayi said. Instead, he picked up all four sesame cookies and put them in a row, and then the two of them lay on the fence of the big bed and looked at them lying inside, moving this little hand for a while, poking the little foot of that for a while, and listening to their immature laughter for a long time.

After playing for a while, Tang Jiayi remembered the question at the beginning, so she asked Atletico what he was going to do with the upside-down version.

"Jiajia, you must not have listened to the reverse version all the time, did you?"

"Well, after the song is played upside down, it's a little bit close to being ugly, who has nothing to do to finish it?"

"Hehe, there are still a lot of idlers," Atletico smiled and took out his mobile phone and handed it over, "You see that there are still a lot of people who insist on listening!"

Tang Jiayi looked down at her phone, which showed the page of Atletico Madrid's scarf, and in the comment area of the latest song scarf, a bunch of "I'm done listening, I'm going to give the sacrament instant noodles!"

Of course, there are also boring people who follow the trend and brush "Hurry up and give me a bag of Jin Kela", and then their comments were replied by Atletico Madrid Zhonglou with a sentence "Jin Kela's 7th anniversary, a signed version of Earl William, pay attention to read the private message, remember to feel it after eating!"

Looking up at Atletico Madrid, Tang Jiayi passed a "You are very bored" look over, and then turned on the "Wonderful Player" on Atletico Madrid's mobile phone, and replayed the video by importing the address, this time she pulled the progress bar directly to the place near the end, and after letting go, she heard a strange content, which roughly means that you raised your hand when you heard this, and gave you a box of instant noodles, and finally the "ramen" heard it very clearly.

Ramen is a loanword from the Japanese "ラーメン", and the latter is actually the same loanword, from the Chinese "ramen", but the ramen that appears in the last second of the rewind video does not refer to ramen, neither beef ramen nor Ajisen ramen, but the prayer conclusion of the Flying Pasta God Cult, similar to amen (amen).

Flying Noodles is a new religion that was born less than 9 years ago, founded by a group of American atheists, with the belief that "if the world was created by God, then it must be a flying spaghetti, and the so-called creation of the world is also an accidental product of drunkenness." ”

They believed that pirates were the first believers in the god of flying faces, and by studying the number of pirates worldwide over the past two hundred years, they concluded that "global warming, hurricanes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters are all caused by the decline in the number of pirates worldwide since the 19th century." ”

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this so-called flying religion is actually a satirical fictional religion, which is characterized by imitating all the rules of real religion, but deliberately developing in strange aspects, such as using absurd conclusions such as "the reduction of pirates leads to global warming" to satirize the "intelligent design theory" of real religion.

So after watching the upside-down video, Tang Jiayi looked at Atletico Ma directly with a smile: "Yohe, when did Boss Ma convert to the Flying Noodle Sect?

So, on the night of the Lantern Festival, netizens across the country not only complained about why the unsuccessful show was better than the Spring Festival Gala, but also had one more fun, that is, to appreciate the new look of the famous Internet celebrity Atletico Madrid, he wore a shirt and vest, painted smoky makeup and a fake beard, cos like the pirate captain Jake Sparrow, but there is a small milk pot on his head...... For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net