Chapter 002: It's Good If You're Happy

Between the cliffs, a budding flower bone quietly blooms, blooming to its peak, exuding a floral fragrance that attracts two butterflies to dance around it. A gentle breeze blew, spreading the fragrance of the flowers throughout the valley.

But some people are not in such a beautiful mood, if you want to say unlucky, maybe no one in this world is more unlucky than Tang Jie today.

Tang Jie himself didn't expect that he was really right by the shameless old man, he really had a bloody disaster, but he didn't expect to come so quickly, come so violently, and was directly hit off the cliff by two big trucks, Tang Jie is also unprecedented and unprecedented.

Tang Jie opened his eyes suddenly, and saw the blue sky, a breeze blowing, and the chirping of birds in his ears, everything seemed to be salty, peaceful, quiet and beautiful. Tang Jie felt that he should have come to heaven after death. Thinking that he was a decent person when he was alive, he was neither a good person nor a bad person, and he did things that he regretted and did good things, so he shouldn't have fallen to the level of going to hell.

But looking at it like this, it seems to be ...... The feeling of paradise is not bad, it is homely.

Tang Jie then sat up and looked around at the surrounding situation, it was okay not to look at it, but he was startled when he saw it.

He was in a pool of blood, and his clothes were stained with blood. The clothes and pants were frayed in many places, and the bloody appearance looked like they had just crawled out of the pile of war dead.

Obviously, there are no other people around here, and this blood can only be their own.

But it's strange to say, after so much blood, Tang Jie didn't feel the slightest pain, and searched all over his body, except for his clothes were a little torn, there was not even a single wound. It stands to reason that if you don't die of so much blood, you should faint, and you can't feel anything strange at all.

Tang Jie looked up, the steep cliff could not be seen at a glance, he had already gone to see the king of Hades after falling from such a high place, it was impossible to live a dragon and a tiger without incident.

"Could it be that the Bodhisattva really heard my prayer and saved my life?"

Tang Jie once again made an Amen gesture: "If you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing, thanks to the Bodhisattva, I will definitely live well, be a good person who is useful to the society, and live up to your life-saving grace, I will believe in Buddhism in the future." ”

Tang Jie decided his future religious beliefs in this way, and he was very cautious.

Tang Jie stood up, and then saw that his car had completely turned into a pile of broken copper and iron, and from the outside, he couldn't tell that this was an expensive limited edition Koenigsegg.

Tang Jie walked over and gently stroked the wreckage of his car, his heart ached, he only felt that his heart was bleeding, his money was burning, and his father's anger was boiling.

"This group of people, who the hell am I recruiting to provoke who to treat me like this, my car, ......"

Tang Jie suddenly heard a strange hissing sound, followed the sound and looked over, and found that there was a small flame burning in the mailbox.

"I'm going to—"

Before he could finish this word, the car exploded violently, and Tang Jie's body was blown out like a kite with a broken string again.

fell to the ground, and Tang Jie almost fainted in pain, and it took a long time to wake up. When I got up again to investigate, I found that there were still no external injuries on my body, as if it was made of iron.

Tang Jie really felt a little strange, everything that happened to him today was very strange. The old man who was hit and flew was fine, and the few riders actually left because they were a few minutes late. And why those two trucks murdered themselves, and how they were okay when they fell from such a high place.

Thinking about it, Tang Jie couldn't figure it out with the knowledge that he graduated from a ninth-rate university with money, and this matter was originally unreasonable.

"Forget it, don't think about it, find a way to get out of here first. ”

The car is completely reimbursed anyway, and it's so far from the city that you can't walk back.

Tang Jie habitually took out the mobile phone in his trouser bag and planned to call his father Tang Yaozong, and if something happened, he would find his father to solve it, which was a fine tradition that Tang Jie had cultivated since childhood.

Although there are many things that are not going well today, it is unlucky, fortunately, the mobile phone is not broken.

Tang Jie brewed a good tone, the crying voice was in place, the tears were ready, and when the hysterical dad was about to blurt out, a mechanical female voice came from the mobile phone: "I'm sorry, your phone is down, sorry......"

Tang Jie's face darkened suddenly, and it was a coincidence that it actually stopped at this time, and the sadness was so bad that Tang Jie wanted to cry without tears, and felt a burst of despair.

In this wilderness, there is no Internet and no phone bill, he can't walk back on his own legs!

Tang Jie looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh my God, who will charge me the phone bill, even if it's only a hundred yuan——"

Suddenly, a mechanical voice came from Tang Jie's mind: "The system function has been successfully activated, welcome to the master." ”

Tang Jie had a black line in front of him: ???

What the hell, the system, what system, who is the owner?

Tang Jie suddenly popped up a panel in his mind, just like a stereoscopic projection in a science fiction movie, which looked very cool.

I saw that at the top of the panel was written "It's good if you're happy" the main menu of the system. Below the main menu is personal information,App store,Random tasks,Blacklist four categories,There are backpacks below,Character treasure hunt,A few buttons for system start and stop,UIThe layout is very similar to the interface in the online game that Tang Jie played before。

You can be happy about what the system is, and who can answer it to him. Are you happy? Is the name of the system really serious?

Tang Jie suddenly thought that he hadn't picked up some treasure, and he didn't fall to his death because of this thing?

With curiosity, Tang Jie clicked on the personal information column and opened a new panel to find out.

Host Name: Tang Jie

Gender: Male

Age: 22

Height: 175

Occupation: Gnawing old people

What the hell am I ...... Does this system dare to be more realistic, and directly say that he is an old man, and the last person who dared to say this about him in front of him has become the CEO of a company.

Tang Jie patiently continued to look down.

Specialty: Eating and waiting for death, drag racing, buying a car, a flirtatious girl with a thief's heart and no thief's guts,......

Damn, it's the first time Tang Jie has been complained about so bluntly, and it is still from the official complaint of the system. Tang Jie held back the restless emotions in his heart and watched patiently.

Achievement: Achieved nothing, so far a virgin

...... Uncle, it's a bully. He endured everything else, why did he even have to put on such a thing as a virgin, the key is achievement? Could it be that cleaning oneself and being clean, and not mixing with dirt has become a very rare achievement?

Owning Happy Coins: 0

What the hell is this happy coin, can you buy candy to eat? Tang Jie said he was very skeptical.

System Level: 1 (Mortal)

There is also a record of the use of Happy Coin below, and there is already a record.

Tang Jie took a closer look: At 14:22 on October 8, 2018, Qiumenshan spent 1 happy coin, using your bank card account 6236...... 0845 is an account with a mobile phone tail number of 8862 to recharge 100 yuan.

What do you mean? Tang Jie's face was already capitalized at the moment.

Tang Jie looked at the time on his phone, it was two minutes ago. Could it be that he just spent 1 happy coin to charge 100 yuan in his account?

As if to confirm Tang Jie's guess, Tang Jie's mobile phone received a text message from 10086, informing him that the phone bill had been recharged to his account, and the balance of the phone bill was 99.8.

Is there such a miraculous thing in the world? It's like a wish that has been fulfilled at once. What kind of system is this Aladdin's magic lamp, it's really good that you are happy, Tang Jie is so happy at the moment.

Tang Jie immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed his father's phone to verify whether it was true.

"The user you dialed is turned off, sorry......"

Wipe it, my phone is not down, but my father's phone is turned off. The guy who won't turn off his mobile phone 365 days a year actually turned it off. Wait, it's his shutdown instead of my phone being shut down in arrears, which means that my phone bill is charged, this system is serious, not funny.

Tang Jie jumped up happily on the spot, but stepped on the air and fell into a dog eating.

Tang Jie woke up, sat down, patted his face, and tugged at his nipples, the pain made him confirm that he was not dreaming, and it was not in heaven, but the real world.

Tang Jie looked at the world again, and found that the same world was a different feeling, he seemed to see many things and corners that he had never seen before, and his vision was much clearer and broader. He could even see a husk in the grass dozens of meters away, laboriously carrying a large lump of grain that he had found, which was equivalent to a miniature video camera in the animal world.

Tang Jie's heart suddenly rose a strong feeling, which made his heart gallop like a thousand horses.

Could it be that I, Tang Jie, am the legendary genius who is different from the others and destined to have an extraordinary life?

Thinking of this, Tang Jie couldn't help but feel excited, and let out a burst of laughter: "God really help me, hahahahahahahaha......"

Then something fell into his mouth, Tang Jie quickly grabbed his throat, and spit it out of his mouth to see that it was actually a small stone.

Who is so immoral that he actually throws a stone from his mouth, if he swallows it, he will not be killed directly.

Thinking of being touched by porcelain today, Tang Jie was angry when he was hit by a car.

"Who, come out for me, I promise not to trample on your ......"