Chapter 001: Recruit Who's Messing With Whom

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Some fates are really arranged by God, and sometimes you really have to believe in them. For example, Tang Jie originally asked a few friends to go to Tyumen Mountain to drag racing, which is his favorite thing to do, but there are unforeseen circumstances, Tang Jie drove up the mountain and bumped into an old man who was chopping wood on the mountain, resulting in not catching up with the drag racing appointment.

Here's what happened, Tang Jie listened to the song and drank Coke, drove his Koenigsegg sports car, and leisurely went up the mountain. Tyumen is a barren hill outside the outskirts of the city, paved with winding roads. But later, after the national highway was built at the bottom of the mountain, there were not so many cars here, but it became the favorite drag racing place for many drag racing people.

Just like that, suddenly a figure floated in front of him, and Tang Jie immediately braked suddenly.

The braking system of the car was very fast, and although the car stopped, Tang Jie still saw a figure floating overhead, drawing a graceful arc, and then ...... Then he fell down the hill, and Tang Jie also heard an "ouch" sound.

"Uncle, this is the end of the calf. ”

The most despised thing about their drag racing people is crashing, not to mention that this still hits someone, which is completely incomparable with ordinary accidents, and it will kill people.

Tang Jie hurriedly got out of the car and ran over, came to the side of the road and looked down, only to see that almost thirty meters away, a very old-looking figure was lying there, next to him was a back basket, and there was some firewood next to it, it seemed that it was the uncle who was chopping firewood in the Tyumen Mountain nearby. It's just that when he appeared in front of the car out of nowhere, Tang Jie didn't see it at all.

Tang Jie hesitated a little at this time, there is no electronic eye camera in the wilderness here, and he can walk away while he is still unconscious, and no one will know that he has nothing to do.

But when I think about it, what if someone dies, it's not easy. How can I say that I am also a rich second generation, wouldn't it be very embarrassing to leave like this.

So Tang Jie walked down the hillside, came to the back of the man, and patted him lightly on the shoulder: "Uncle, are you okay?"

Who knew that this old man suddenly stiffened a carp, got up directly, and then turned around one hundred and eighty degrees in the air, so frightened that Tang Jie sat on the ground.

The old man said very calmly: "Say it!"

Now Tang Jie was a little confused: "Say...... Say what?"

The old man frowned, with an unadulterated expression: "Of course it's public or private!"

Damn, special feelings are encountering porcelain, and Tang Jie is also unlucky.

"Uncle, are you okay? Do you need to be sent to the hospital?"

"Not at all, how many times have I tried, I know in my heart, just say whether it's private or public. ”

This living dragon looks like it fell from such a high place, which is simply amazing and a little weird.

"What will happen if you get public?" Tang Jie asked tentatively, after all, you can't be too arrogant when you encounter these porcelain-touching people, because they are not only old uncles, but also uncles in personality.

"Of course, it is a lawsuit against you, and it will make you bankrupt. I'm so old, I've been hit so far by you, my bones almost fell apart, and you said you couldn't start in ten years. ”

Tang Jie thought that if this matter made a big fuss, he would have to be in the news again, and then the head of the family would freeze all his credit cards for himself, it would be miserable. He didn't want to go through the painful memories of the last time he was frozen.

"What about private?"

The old man smiled, as if this was the answer he wanted to hear.

"If you're private, you'll give me money, and I'll treat it as if nothing happened. Based on how far I've fallen, it's a third-degree injury. ”

Good guy, touching porcelain is still a set, I really learn to live to be old, Tang Jie is a long insight.

"How much?"

"Fifty thousand, no discount, no bargaining. ”

Tang Jie almost stumbled and fell directly.

"Fifty thousand, uncle, you don't have any problem looking at it, you haven't shed a little blood, 50,000 is too much. ”

"Don't you know the current market? If you meet other peers, you will be directly bankrupt. ”

"But 50,000 is too much, uncle, I didn't see you suddenly appear, don't you think you're okay now?"

The uncle said to Tang Jie with his nostrils: "Is it really okay to look at it, is it really okay? 50,000 yuan is too much for me, you look at the car you drive, these 50,000 yuan can't even buy a tire." ”

"Coincidentally, there is a spare tire in the car, then I will give you the tire, and I will give you a discount, so you don't have to look for it. ”

"What nonsense, 50,000 is 50,000, you can't mortgage it, hurry up. ”

Tang Jie understood that he had encountered the hard stubble in the porcelain. I had no choice but to take out my wallet and found that the cash was only more than 4,000 yuan, which could not be swiped.

"Uncle, you see that I don't have so much cash, why don't you give me a bank account number, and I will transfer it to you. ”

"That's a lot of trouble, I have a way. ”

The uncle smiled slightly and took out a green sign from the back basket. Tang Jie looked at it, I went, it was actually WeChat payment, which was terrible. went up the mountain to chop wood and brought a WeChat payment card, saying that he was not a ghost who came to touch porcelain.

But it did hit him just now, the person flew so far and fell from such a high place, it was impossible that nothing happened. But the old man in front of him, except for his clothes being a little torn, his hair being a little messy, and his body being a little smelly, is completely like no one. Look at this energy is even more vigorous than Tang Jie.

In the end, Tang Jie transferred 50,000 yuan to him, thinking that the matter should be over, and he still had to rush to drag racing, but he was stopped by the uncle as soon as he turned around.

"Uncle, I have already given you the money, and you have to talk about the rules when you touch the porcelain road, saying that a fixed price is a fixed price, and then it will be considered extortion. ”

"I see that you have a good heart, and you are not the same as those rich people, so I will give you a word of advice. ”

"What advice. ”

"I see that your Yin Hall is black, surrounded by black gas, and there will be a bloody disaster soon, so you should be careful recently, and be careful of the disaster. ”

"Oh, you're the one who has the Bloody Plague. If I don't do bad things, and if I don't have bad intentions, how can there be anything. ”

The uncle shook his head mysteriously: "Once some things are opened, they can't go back." I'm sure we'll see you again soon, and then you'll be convinced of what I'm saying. ”

Tang Jie discovered that this is not only a porcelain toucher, but also a brainwashing god.

Tang Jie didn't stay with him any longer, ran back to his car with a smoke, and then started the car and left.

When he left, he couldn't help but look back, he always felt a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was strange.

Tang Jie came to the place he and his friends had agreed upon, only to find that no one was here at all. He quickly took out his mobile phone: "Hey, where are you all? What? You're all gone? I'm just a little slower, you can't wait for me." Okay, okay, let's make an appointment next time!"

I missed it so perfectly, the car didn't go through today, and I lost 50,000 yuan. Although the 50,000 yuan is not even pocket money for me, after all, it is inexplicably gone, and I feel a little irritable for no reason.

Tang Jie reluctantly drove down the mountain again, and suddenly, the entire body of his global limited edition Koenigsegg sports car was shaken, and a huge impact came from behind. Looking in the rearview mirror, a large truck actually hit it behind it.

Tang Jie stuck his head out of the window and immediately scolded: "Your special eyeballs let the donkey kick it, you don't have to hit me if you don't take such a wide road?"

However, the driver didn't know whether he was stupid or asleep, and kept arching his car forward, and Tang Jie's car rubbed sparks on the ground.

Tang Jie saw it in his eyes and hurt in his heart, you must know that he took great pains to let his father buy him this car, but now he is ruthlessly rubbed by a big truck, and all he rubs is money.

"Grandma's, I can be bullied by a sports car by your truck. ”

Tang Jie's neat shift and a foot on the accelerator pressed down, and his Koenigsegg instantly distanced himself from the big truck.

Tang Jie made a beautiful and elegant U-turn, so that he was facing the truck. Tang Jie turned on the double flash, pressed the horn a few times, and signaled the driver to stop and reason, but the driver had no intention of stopping at all, the speed was getting faster and faster, and he was about to collide head-on. Tang Jie hurriedly started the car and made another U-turn, so he didn't collide, so it became a scene of cat chasing mouse.

"Special meow, this driver is not crazy and is taking revenge on the society, and Lao Tzu can't represent the society. ”

Tang Jie drove with his right hand, and his left hand stretched out the window and raised his middle finger.

"This driver was either drunk or crazy, and dared to hit me directly. ”

Tang Jie had just shaken off the big truck behind him, however, a big truck was coming in front of him at the bend ahead.

This Tyumen Mountain has long been no longer a transportation artery, and usually no one comes at all except for them, so why are there so many big trucks today.

The bend is located on a steep bend in the mountainside, and the road is very narrow, allowing only two small cars to drive side by side. But with such a big truck, you can't get by at all.

Tang Jie stopped the car and honked his horn wildly, but this big truck, like the one behind, obviously had no intention of stopping, and rushed straight towards him.

Tang Jie had 10,000 grass and mud horses floating in his heart, and he greeted all the eighteen generations of the ancestors of these two trucks in his heart, what happened to these truck drivers today, are they collectively crazy and racing with trucks on the Tyumen Mountains?

To make matters worse, the truck behind it also caught up and rushed towards this direction.

If this continues, there is only one result, that is, Tang Jie and his car will be squeezed into fragrant meat buns.

Tang Jie poked his head out of the window and shouted, "Stop, stop now, are you all crazy?"

However, the two large trucks did not mean to stop at all, but became faster and faster.

"No...... These two people were trying to kill me. ”

At that moment, Tang Jie finally reacted, the two trucks clearly wanted to kill him along with the people and the car.

Tang Jie looked left and right, and there was no place to hide. He tightened his grip on the steering wheel and waited for the next violent impact.

"Lao Tie, I bought you at a great price, and now is the time for you to protect the Lord wholeheartedly. ”

The two big trucks are speeding towards each other like giant beasts, and the sports car sandwiched in the middle is like a shivering little ant that cannot be avoided.

Tang Jie, who was also sitting in the car trembling, made a posture of God bless Amen, and then silently thought in his heart: Lao Tzu's car is a global limited edition, and this safety measure is not much worse than Batman's car, Bodhisattva bless, Bodhisattva bless.

In the end, the two big trucks crashed into Tang Jie's car one after the other.

The smooth body of Tang Jie's beloved Koenigsegg twisted instantly, the front and rear were squeezed together, and then the whole car flew out like a ball.

Tang Jie's shouts came from the car.

"I'll definitely be back—"

The car flipped several times in the air, drawing a perfect arc before falling off the cliff.

The drivers of the two trucks stepped down, looked at each other, looked at the falling sports car, and smiled at the corners of their mouths.

Then one of them pulled out his cell phone and dialed a call.

"Hey, boss. The matter has been done, Tang Jie has dealt with it, and he can take the next step. ”

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