. "Attention, listen to me, everyone is in place!

"Stand 1 is normal. ”

"Stand 2 is normal. ”

"The No. 3 and No. 4 joint stands are normal. ”

"Camera 5 is delayed for two seconds, which is normal. ”

"The underwater stands of No. 6 and No. 7 are normal. ”

"The position of the No. 8 drone is stable and normal. ”

After the technical director makes an OK gesture to the director, the director and the host start the live broadcast.

"Hello viewers, thank you for watching this episode of Very Funny. I am Xiaoxue, the host of the program, first of all, I want to report to you a gratifying news, our "Very Funny" program has been ranked first in the ratings of entertainment programs for 27 consecutive weeks since the day of broadcasting! This is inseparable from the support and love of the audience! In order to thank the audience, starting from this issue, we will join the link of on-site telephone interaction, and friends who call will have the opportunity to win the laptop, LCD TV and other awards exclusively sponsored by Huaxia Guohaisen Group. This program is exclusively titled and broadcast by Haining Autopilot...... Our hotline is three J, four Q, three K, two A......"

With the sweet voice of the host, the cameras began to work. The director sat in the corner, watching the abbot's every move through surveillance footage and in-ear monitors.

This popular "Very Funny" variety show signed a three-year venue contract with the 'Cool' water park. The funny ideas and program ideas are all original from the team, and once they are broadcast, the ratings have been high. While the program team made a lot of money, it also brought a large number of tourists to Kule, which can be described as a win-win cooperation.

This episode of the funny show is the same as before, the program team entered the venue in advance last night to arrange all kinds of shooting props and on-site props, and the host entered a few days in advance to familiarize himself with the environment. After everything was arranged, the program team entered in advance, arranged everything before the park opened, and then broadcast live.

"The second machine started, and Xiaoxue stood on the left to explain,. Fill light follow-up. The director said to the host through ear monitoring.

"Let's take a look at today's show from "Very Funny". The host pointed to an inflatable bouncy ball on the water and said: "In a while, I will play a girl who can't swim, my inflatable bouncy ball accidentally fell into the deep water, I will randomly find an adult or child on the spot to help me get the bouncy ball back from the deep water." ”

The host smiled and said, "Everyone, please take a look." ”

"The underwater camera gives a close-up, from far to near, slowly, yes, yes, to the feeling that people can't help but want to see what. ”

With the director's command, the underwater camera slowly moves forward in the water.

At this time, a huge crocodile's mouth suddenly surged from under the water in the deep water, and the mouth full of fangs pounced on the bouncy ball fiercely, and the hidden waterproof horn in the mouth also let out a low roar.

Then, the diver with the snorkeling equipment in his mouth takes off the fake crocodile head and greets everyone.

According to the calculations of foreign scientists, in this game, everyone will be startled by the sudden appearance of the crocodile head and turn around and run away at the first time, no one will think about how there are crocodiles in the swimming pool, so if any random participant does not turn around and run away, he will get a laptop exclusively sponsored by the Hasten Group. ”

The host made a naughty grimace and said to the camera: "So, let's wait and see if there are any heroes in today's show." ”

Introducing the flow of the whole game, the host Xiaoxue took off her professional clothes outside, revealing the bikini she had already changed into. The slender and curvy figure and fair skin like snow made the director secretly swallow a mouthful of saliva. The host Xiaoxue made an OK gesture towards the position of the No. 3 machine, and then threw the bouncy ball into the deep water, while she sat on the shore of the deep water area and pretended to be pitiful and powerless.

Ye Tian and the others relied on their skills and tonnage, and they were stunned to squeeze away a group of tall parents, and the first batch rushed into the water park.

Ye Tian was extremely fast, and a fierce man plunged into the children's pool of the water park. A few minutes later, I emerged from under the water slide that connected to the pool.

Looking up at the sixty-two-meter-high rotating slide that curved like an octopus spreading its claws, Ye Tian couldn't wait to rush up. When the little fat second cannon fat cat and the light wind Ruoxi rushed up panting, Ye Tian was so anxious that he jumped to his feet.

"You three fat guys in a group. ”

"Ruoxi is in front, I am holding Ruoxi in the middle, and the breeze is hugging me in the back. ”

"I'm not in a group with the second cannon fat cat, I'm going to be in a group with the breeze. ”

"Lao Tzu is not in a group with the second artillery Xiaopang, Lao Tzu is in a group with Ruoxi. ”

"Damn, you two make do with it, my second artillery must be in a group with Qingfeng. ”

The three fat men were still expressing their opinions freely, Ye Tian kicked the little fat down, then followed by a sweeping leg to sweep the second cannon to the ground, and then kicked to the entrance of the slide.

There are high PVC guardrails all around, but you don't have to worry about the two fat people falling directly.

"Ahh One after the other, he let out a terrible scream and rushed downward.

"It's okay to rush down so high, right?" Qingfeng and Ruoxi were so nervous that their faces turned red, and their hands were even tighter and they were holding Ye Tian's arm tightly.

Ye Tian smelled the unique fragrance emanating from the two girls, and said with a wolf look on his face: "With me, it's okay!"

Looking at the fat cat that was still stunned in place, Ye Tian bared his teeth and asked, "Do you go down by yourself, or will I help you?"

"Damn! Lao Tzu would rather die than give in, go down by himself!" The fat cat raised his middle finger at Ye Tian, and slid down the slide with a run, shouting 'Down with imperialism'.

Ye Tianzheng patiently taught the two girls to take a deep breath and relax, when he heard the fat cat laughing on the slide next to him and said, "Hey, come over and help, kick me." ”

Ye Tian walked over curiously, and the fat cat twisted his head and said embarrassedly: "It's too fat, it's stuck." ”

"Damn! fuck your sister!" Ye Tian kicked on the back of the fat cat, and the fat cat slid down the slide like a falling meteor.

Ruoxi sat in front, Ye Tian hugged Ruoxi's waist, and when he turned around, he didn't forget to tell Qingfeng: "Put your body tightly on my back, yes!" You two must pay attention to your posture, otherwise you will still be in danger. ”

"Let's go!" Feeling the two graceful and fiery bodies in front and back, Ye Tian wiped his saliva and shouted.

With the huge flow of water, the two girls let out excited screams and slid down with Ye Tian.

In his ears were the excited screams of Ruoxi and Qingfeng, but Ye Tian's mind was no longer playing on the water.

Ye Tian secretly raised the hand that was placed on Ruoxi* and raised it again, Huh? This little girl actually played so much that she forgot to watch out for me? Wow, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Ye Tian instantly forgot where he was, and the softness and tenderness of his hand made Ye Tian fall in love with the feeling of touching Mimi for a moment.

You can't favor one over the other, otherwise the breeze will be unhappy. The light breeze's chest has just developed, and it does not have the grandeur of Ruoxi. So Ye Tiancai put the light breeze behind him, so that it was convenient to touch the light wind's upright little buttocks. Dividing the salty pig hand into one, Ye Tian's claws gently stroked Qingfeng's little buttocks.

Wow! It's as smooth as inner fat tofu and doesn't resist, what did this chick eat to grow up on? Her skin is so good! Ye Tian hurriedly mobilized his super powerful motor cells in an all-round way, and carefully touched them up and down, left and right, front and back. Just when Ye Tian entered the realm of selflessness and touched back and forth unwillingly, he heard the extremely uncoordinated coughing sound of the three fat men next to him.

What's the matter, when you choke on water, you cough to the side, why do you always disturb Lao Tzu's good deeds? Ye Tian opened his eyes reluctantly, only to find that Nangong Ruoxi and Ouyang Qingfeng were staring at him viciously, while his groping pig hands were still on Ruoxi's chest and Qingfeng's buttocks.

"It's so strange, how could my hand run to you? It's so strange!" Ruoxi was better, turned around and walked away with a red face, how could Qingfeng have seen such a formation......? I'm scared ......."

The two girls almost fell.

This shameless guy, in order to take advantage of it, actually said that he was afraid! His innocent body was actually touched by this guy, thinking that these days turned out to be the happiest and most carefree days he had lived in these years, thinking of Ye Tian's endless pranks, Nangong Ruoxi's beautiful eyes flowed, gave Ye Tian a big white eye, took Qingfeng's hand and said: "Qingfeng, let's go play, don't bother with this pervert!"

Qingfeng nodded rarely, a pair of big eyes flashed at Ye Tian again and again, and the two girls went to play games hand in hand like lotus flowers.

"Ye Tian, I can tell you, the old lady's body has been seen and touched by you, if you dare to be irresponsible, hum!"

"You have also touched my aunt's body, and you have taken advantage of it, if you dare not marry me, hum!"

The two girls glanced at each other, a trace of * flavor flashed, the two looked at each other and smiled, it's still early, why should people think that they have a small belly at this time?

"I don't dislike the two of you, are you married?" Ye Tian asked behind him.

Four murderous eyes shot at Ye Tian, Ye Tian shrank his neck and waved his hand and said, "I'm joking!" But I thought in my heart, there are still many years, and I will always find a way to get the two of you done. If I don't get rid of the two of you, what will I do with cauliflower? What about the delusional Shang Yurou?

"What a strange animal a woman is!"

"yes, yes, they don't even have birds, it's so pathetic......"

"I still have two bags on my chest, I look tired, it's not as practical as me and my chubby belly......"

Just as the three children were exclaiming like men who were inappropriate for their age, a sweet voice sounded behind them: "Little friend, can you do my sister a favor?"

Ye Tian didn't even look back: "Lao Tzu is not available!"

The host Xiaoxue was stunned for a moment, and she waited for a long time, but she didn't see a few big men walk in. Because it's too early, it's women and children who can't wait to play, in case a woman scares a big aunt who is late or doesn't come to scare the child into epilepsy, this show will not be easy to do. And those who dare to play the highest slide in this park are basically bolder. That's why Xiaoxue sat here, waiting for someone who could almost play the interactive game to appear.

When I saw three children who were almost scared, I didn't expect to speak more than a ruffian.

"Brother Ye Tian, beauty!"

"Damn, which one of Lao Tzu's Ruoxi and Qingfeng is not a beauty?"

"This is different, this Mimi is very big! Her ass is round!It's a mature woman!" As soon as Xiaopang's words fell, he saw Ye Tian swooping over, holding the beauty's hand enthusiastically, and his eyes were still scanning up and down dishonestly.

"Sister, what do you need help with? ”

Xiaoxue: "......"

"Where did this kid come from?" the director was so angry that he almost shouted to stop. This is a live broadcast! How can this happen in ordinary times, everyone is polite to help a helpless girl, swim over to get the ball like a gentleman, and meet at most two people who ask Xiaoxue for a phone number. It's like these kids, their eyes are like a scanner scanning Xiaoxue up and down, and there is an unknown liquid at the corner of their mouth. The three fat men who followed behind him were no better, and they swept around Xiaoxue one by one.

After Xiaoxue's brain crashed instantly, she quickly came back to her senses. Reluctantly showed a smile, pointed to the bouncy ball in the deep water area and said, "My ball accidentally fell into the deep water area, I can't swim, little brother, can you please bring it to me?"

Ye Tian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and secretly scolded Huang Laoxie in his heart for not being a thing, and there was no good one to look for. This big ball looks like it has to have 36D, and I don't know if it will sink if it falls into the water......

Killing the three fat men who were standing aside with his eyes and eager to try, Ye Tian patted his chest proudly.

"No problem, sister, I'm a champion swimmer! I'll get it back for you. After speaking, Ye Tian jumped into the water in an extremely ugly posture. Xiaopang and Ercang secretly prayed in their hearts that Ye Tian would drown in the pool, so that they would have the opportunity to pay tribute to the beauty.

Xiaoxue was disturbed by Ye Tian, but she didn't pay attention to the scars on Ye Tian's body.

When he was about to swim to the elastic ball, Ye Tian also turned around and put on a triumphant pose at the beautiful Xiaoxue.

"The cameras of each unit pay attention, the underwater is advancing rapidly, give this kid a close-up of his face, the drone position, adjust to the side. ”

"This kid, if you don't die of scare, you have to be scared that he wants to pee!" The director and film crew watched the surveillance footage, waiting for the kid to be scared when the crocodile suddenly came out of the water.

"This kid is so hateful. "Including the three fat people, Ye Tian has already been hated by everyone.