Ye Tian had just gotten the ball, and he was about to throw a wink at the big beauty when he suddenly heard a commotion behind him.

Ye Tian looked back, and a huge crocodile suddenly floated on the water, and its hideous sharp teeth were opening its mouth to bite him.

The current Ye Tian's reaction when he encountered such an unexpected situation was completely the muscle memory and instinctive reaction left over from the brutal training.

Ye Tian didn't even pause in a daze, and threw the ball and punched the crocodile in the mouth. Where can the plastic crocodile head withstand Ye Tian's fist now, there was a crisp click, and the decorative fangs in his mouth also fell off one after another. The long mouth was also beaten to pieces by Ye Tian, and they fell into the pool one after another.

Ye Tian shouted excitedly: "Come down! There is a crocodile here, let's kill it and roast it at night! Damn, those three freshwater crocodiles were fished away before they could kill and eat, this one must not be lost!"

When the three fat men who had been standing on the shore secretly watching Xiaoxue's chest balls heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up with excitement, and they didn't even have a little bit of fear on their faces, and the expressions on their faces were like African natives seeing their prey and jumping into the water.

Xiaoxue was already petrified in place and at a loss, and the director was no better, standing up and staring at the screen dumbfounded. His fingers trembled and he pointed at the screen and couldn't speak.

The first of all the people to react was the diver pretending to be a crocodile, this guy was almost stunned by the transmitted force, and finally pulled out the oxygen tube in his mouth and shouted with his head full of blood: "It's not a crocodile! It's me! I'm human!"

Ye Tian opened his mouth wide and looked at this guy with a mouth full of blood and a mouth on his head, and asked in frustration for a long time: "You were eaten by a crocodile? What about the crocodile? Where did you hide my crocodile?"

The show has done it here, and it can't go on anymore. The staff of the program team hiding in the shadows ran out one after another, and everyone dragged the divers up with all their hands.

"Damn, this is a recording show, there are no crocodiles. "The fat cat has a fast brain, and it is the first to turn around.

Ye Tian and Xiao Fat Erpao heard the fat cat's words, their eyes rolled at the same time, and almost at the same time, the three of them pounced on the big-breasted host.

Ye Tian jumped up violently with a big split, kicked the two fat men into the water and pounced on the big beauty, his hands tightly hugged the slender waist of the other person's Yingying, and took a deep breath with a mouth with saliva (probably for fear of suffocating himself), and then plunged into the deep RU ditch without hesitation, shouting: "Help, sister, help! There are crocodiles in the water! I'm so afraid!"

Xiaoxue was about to cry. Not to mention being taken advantage of, this show is all live! If the show is messed up, it is very likely that the host will be kicked down. Do you want to sleep with the director again? It's finally become popular, and it's all over now.

The director has a gloomy face, in this case, he can't blame others, after all, it is a live broadcast and all are covert shooting. I just don't know if I will be scolded by the leader after I go back. What will the ratings of this episode fall again?

After a while, Ye Tian was taken away by two beautiful girls with dark faces and ears, and the program team also withdrew. The hapless diver was lying on the stretcher in the ambulance, and his speech was leaking. Of course, no one mentioned Ye Tian's acquisition of a laptop.

What everyone didn't expect was that this episode of the show set an entertainment ratings record that no one could break in the future. What made everyone laugh and cry was that Ye Tian ran to the host's arms with a big grin after beating the crocodile to cry and said that he was afraid of this paragraph, everyone said that this child was born a pervert material, and it was a waste not to make a movie.

Of course, this is a later story, although the entire shot was edited and the filter of the beautification function was used, but soon after the broadcast of this episode, the Propaganda Department and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television received a personal inquiry from the Prime Minister, and this much-talked-about program suddenly disappeared. As for the reason for the disappearance, only a few people know.

"I ...... I'm really scared, not trying to take advantage of others. Ye Tian secretly looked at the faces of the two chicks and carefully defended himself.

Nangong Ruoxi clenched her silver teeth, she had fully exposed the essence of an excellent wolf at such a young age, what should she do when she grew up? As soon as she turned her head, she threw herself into the arms of other big-breasted beauties with saliva, and even used her kung fu, which was really too much.

"Ye Tian also kicked the two of us into the water, just because he was afraid that we would rob him of that woman. ”

The second artillery is on the side to mend the knife.

"Shut up for me, go back and kill you!" Ye Tian threatened with an unkind expression.

Then he turned around and explained, "I'm really scared, I'm really scared." I don't believe you two touched my heart, and it beat so fast. ”

Seeing the two chicks looking unkind, Ye Tian was very distressed. Two teacups are like this, so isn't it very difficult to dream of seven or eight teacups by yourself?

The road is long, and the day of victory is still far away!

At this time, the number of people in the playground gradually increased. Groups of children crackled and jumped into the water like dumplings, and the playground, which had been somewhat quiet, was instantly full of people.

Ye Tian interjected and played nonsense, and finally successfully transferred the attention of the two girls to himself.

Originally, the two girls were very shy, and they had just adapted to wearing so few clothes, so they didn't dare to look at Ye Tian's body at all. Now that he is familiar with it, he found that the dense scars on Ye Tian's body that can reach the bone.

"Why do you have so many scars on your body?" Nangong Ruoxi gently stroked the scars on Ye Tian's body and asked curiously.

Ye Tian's tears flowed down: "The two old guys tortured me, if I hadn't been super strong, I would have died a long time ago! I used to be one size smaller than Chubby, look at the present, there is no fat on my belly at all! If my father sees me like this, he will definitely not want me to ......" Speaking of sadness, Ye Tian opened his arms and wanted to lie in Nangong Ruoxi's arms, but was kicked aside by Nangong Ruoxi, this slut cried and pounced on Ouyang Qingfeng again, and was dodged by Ouyang Qingfeng with a smile.

"Don't you two have to have one for me to hug and comfort my wounded heart?" Ye Tian stretched his arms very unwillingly. Xiaopang leaned over and said, "Give me a hundred yuan, and Lao Tzu's broad chest will be borrowed for you." "I was kicked off the pool by Ye Tianyi. The second artillery thought for a long time: "Then do you want to lend you Lao Tzu's fifty yuan?"

"Fuck your sister. The fat cat flew up and kicked the second cannon down, and just turned his head to ask Ye Tian for credit, but was also kicked down by Ye Tian.

Time flies by by the water's edge, and in a blink of an eye it is noon, and six hungry children climb ashore, put on simple shawls and run to the theme restaurant with cheers. Chubby occupied one of the largest tables, and drew almost all the dishes on it without looking at the menu in the waiter's hand. Some of the dishes look delicious, and they are even marked with three or four plates.

"Little ...... Friend, the six of you can't eat this. The food here is huge. Seeing that this fat man had drawn so many hooks, the waitress said with a smile.

Xiaopang frowned: "These may not be enough to eat, Auntie, you can serve the food, we are hungry." Seeing several children nodding in unison, the waitress shook her head slightly and walked away with the menu.

"Light breeze, there's a special spa over there, let's try it together, just let these four pigs wait here for food." ”

Qingfeng opened her big curious eyes and asked, "What is a spa SPA?"

Ruoxi's two white and tender little hands spread out: "I don't know either." But when I was studying in England, I always heard those white people mention the word, and those white devils were covered in hair, and they always had a terrible body odor. They always say it, and I remember it. ”

"You say Caucasians have hair and smell?" Qingfeng subconsciously looked at his long and smooth legs.

"There are still such strange people?" Qingfeng has followed Lin Shushan since he was a child, and devoted himself to cultivating the family's peerless knowledge in the sect. Naturally, the traditional culture class does not say, but the closed environment makes the breeze basically not in contact with the outside world. I don't know about the heavy hair and strong body odor on Caucasians.

And the Nangong family has been obscure over the years, and the family member Ding Xingwang is strong, so the requirements for Ruoxi are not so strict. In addition, the family has never known much about China, so Ruoxi has been studying in the UK except for winter and summer vacations, and her understanding of the Western world far exceeds that of her peers. However, in terms of the inheritance and learning of all kinds of unique learning in the family, it is far inferior to the breeze.

The two little girls walked hand in hand to the spa under Ye Tianse's fascinated gaze. Anyway, it will take a while to serve the food, so it's good to use this time to experience this thing.

"Do you think they will go to find a place to go alone?" Second Artillery's worries were not unreasonable, Ye Tian was at a loss in his heart, and after thinking about it, he asked: "Why don't we go together, the three of you stand outside the door and watch the wind for me, and I'll take a sneak look?"

"Damn, you're trying to spy on people, right?"

"Damn! He didn't just want to peep at people's homes, he was afraid that we would eat up his share while he wasn't there!

Ye Tian smiled: "If Lao Tzu has a big heart, he will starve to death when he is ten years old with you beasts." ”

"Brother Ye Tian, let's eat the three of us first after the food is served in a while, I'm afraid that there will be less than enough to eat. ”

"Who told you not to order more?"

"I ticked all the meat except the greens. And I ordered several servings, but I was so hungry today that playing with water consumed physical strength. ”

"Then what if Ruoxi and Qingfeng come back and find that we have eaten all the delicious food?"

The four of them looked at each other, and the three fat men pointed at Ye Tian very tacitly: "Then say that Ye Tian eats it." ”

"You're the fuck trying to rebel, aren't you?"

"Is it interesting to have the ability to see the truth in eating, scare us every day, and use force to make us submit?"

Ye Tian looked unconvinced and nodded: "Okay, then let's see who can eat the most today and who is the god of food." ”

The four children sharpened their knives, smiled and took the two pairs of chopsticks in their hands, ready to feast after the food was served.