"Aren't you born to be eaten? Nothing in the world is born to be eaten, everyone wants to live well, but they will all be eaten, animals are still like this, why can't you plants be eaten? Ah? Why can't you eat them? A group of guys who grow slowly and react and can't even resist, who will you eat if you don't eat? Say ah? If you don't eat who will you eat?"

Wang Hao sneered, he used his tail to pump the bamboo every time he asked a question, and every time he asked a question, he used his tail to pump the bamboo, and the bamboo was swaying from side to side, and the bamboo leaves collided and rustled.

"Ouch, ouch, don't smoke me, don't smoke me, I'm going to break if I smoke again, it hurts, it hurts, my lord, I know it's wrong, sage!"

The bamboo voice was urgent, obviously it was really painful to be whipped by Wang Yu. Wang Hao didn't want his potted plant to leave any diseased roots in the future, and it would become a pizza oblique bamboo, and besides, it begged for mercy to know that it was wrong, so let it stop.

But it's not so easy to let it go.

Wang Yu's tail hung beside the bamboo: "What's wrong?"

"The mistake is not to try to ignore the dangers of animals and to treat plants differently from animals. However, Lord Sage, you are not a plant, so I don't know, in fact, the battle between plants is much more dangerous! Although the battle between plants is silent, hidden, slow, and feminine, it is also more painful because of it. Unlike if you fail, you may only lose some limbs, find a place to hide and recuperate, and you can heal after a while, we can't move after choosing a location, if we lose the root war and are robbed of resources and nutrients, then there is no chance to make a comeback, and the final outcome is only to die of exhaustion. ”

Wang Yu was a little surprised, this bamboo is indeed talented, and the depth of thought far exceeds that of peers, maybe it is not just a potted plant, it is already worthy of being a pet.

He rolled his eyes: "How did you turn on your mind and learn language?"

Although this bamboo has depth of thought, it is still too naïve, and he doesn't know that people's hearts are sinister, so he answered honestly:

"Your sage, you have been preaching and preaching here for three thousand five hundred and sixty-seven days and nights, and you have always been beside you, and you have already opened my mind and learned the language. Nevertheless, I remember the difference between plants, trees, birds, and beasts, but I have never dared to show my vision, and if it were not for the fact that you had just wanted to do something to my generation, I would still not show my abnormality until you are gone. ”

Wang Yumo rubbed his chin: "In other words, you can have the present, get out of the confusion, and have a clear mind, all thanks to this seat?

Bamboo protested: "My life is given to me by my parents, not you, the Sage." ”

Wang Yu snapped off a large piece of bamboo shoot, and snorted indistinctly.

If it weren't for Lao Tzu, you would have been mixed all your life like other bamboos, waiting for the future to bloom and wither and grow new bamboos, and you would not know the mysteries of heaven and earth, and you would be a waste of time! You are you with self-awareness, you are you when you have opened your mind, your body is given by your parents, but your thoughts are given by my Uncle Wang Yu! Quickly call Lao Tzu Dad!"

Bamboo was shocked by Wang Hao's ferocious momentum, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt that what Wang Yu said was true, and it was indeed the case. Bamboo is a good bamboo that is reasonable, and it is completely different from a certain unreasonable big mouse, so after thinking for a while, I have to reluctantly agree.

"What do you mean...... Seems right. ”

Wang Yu was very happy: "Well, it's good to be able to appreciate the good intentions of this seat." There's no need to call Dad, just remember that everything about you is mine, don't die casually in the future, understand?"

Bamboo cautiously resisted.

"My Everything, But My Shell ......"

"Huh?!" Wang Hao took another bite of the bamboo shoot and raised his brow sharply.

"Yes! I know! Nothing! You're right!"

"Hmmm......"

Only then did Wang Hao soothe his expression.

"Very good, in the future, you will be the No. 1 boy under the crotch of this seat. Work hard, in the future, as long as I have a bite to eat, you will never have to drink a mouthful. ”

Wang Hao tried his best to control his expression, but he still couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows.

No way, he was just very happy.

When he first came to this world, he thought to himself, "Lao Tzu must find a one-meter-six-five petite and lovely wife in this world", and later, he thought to himself, "Lao Tzu must find a smart and virtuous woman who can enter the kitchen and cut the spiritual hall", and then later, he thought "Lao Tzu must have a humanoid wife who can help fight", and then later, he thought "Lao Tzu must have a female pet who can fight, and turn it into a wife in the future", and then later, it became "Lao Tzu must have a companion who can fight" , followed by "lovely companion", "active companion", "living companion", "companion". Until now, he was about to become a fetish, thinking that he would walk with the jade paper umbrella after it had a spirit in the future.

Facts have proved that the cruel reality will always use its once dream awakening palm to beat people to blood, making Wang Hao's demands drop again and again.

Fortunately, before Wang Hao really became a fetish, this bamboo appeared.

For the first time, Wang Hao felt that his perseverance in teaching really worked.

Wang Hao, who was in a good mood, sat down, patted the shell of the bamboo with his hand, and then said while chewing the bamboo shoots:

"You may not know the glorious deeds and the origin of this seat, so because you sincerely asked, the uncle will tell you with great mercy. Lao Tzu, my name is Wang Hao, and I am the chief leader of the Yunmengze Billions of Water Tribes, and I am also the sage of this group of land waste firewood......"

"Sage-sage. ”

The bamboo suddenly interrupted Wang Yu's words.

"I know all of that. ”

"I know what you're talking about. ”

"I have been by your side for two thousand three hundred and thirty-six days and nights, and I know what you want to say, your habits, your tone, your origins, your hobbies. ”

"You may not know me at all, but I know you well, very, very well, much more than you think. It's just that I didn't dare to speak because of the difference in species before, but now that I know that you don't care about this, then I dare to tell you. ”

Wang Hao couldn't help but be stunned on the spot, he didn't expect that this bamboo had awakened his spiritual wisdom so early, and he didn't even find it? This shouldn't be, maybe it's because the bamboo has only opened the spiritual wisdom and has never practiced. His cultivation method is indeed based on the animal body, not for plants, and this world is full of energy, no matter what there is some energy, so the increase in the energy of the bamboo is ignored, but it is reasonable.

But this bamboo says he knows me very well?

Wang Yu smiled.