"If you don't chew something in your mouth, it still doesn't taste right. ”

The humanoid Wang Hui carried an open jade paper umbrella on his shoulder, bringing such a meaningful magic weapon out of the hooligan aura.

It is spring here and now, new bamboo shoots are sprouting, and due to the large area, the climate will be different in different regions at the same time of year in this world, and Wang Yu is also lucky. He looked at the bamboo shoots that looked like small horns all over the ground, and made an idea of them.

"I eat meat all day long, and now it's good to eat some vegetarian scraping oil. ”

Wang immediately called out water vapor from the jade paper umbrella, and condensed it into a hoe like ice and jade in his hand, ready to dig bamboo shoots. In fact, with his unparalleled ability to control water, he can completely manipulate the moisture inside the bamboo shoots to pull them out, and Wang Hui often used to freeze the water in the enemy's body into ice to make cold fresh meat in the early years, or turn the water into a gaseous state to burst it, and even directly peel and combine the water to kill the enemy, but later as the strength grew, this way was far less comfortable than picking up the tail and exploding, and there was no pleasure and visual shock of punching the flesh, so it was gradually abandoned by Wang Hao. Although this is a world of energy and cultivation, it does not mean that the basic material structure will disappear, Wang Hui has studied this for a long time, although he can't tell how much this life is similar and how different it is from the previous life, but at least the theory of the duality of molecules, atoms, waves, and particles in the microscopic field is still right, so Wang Hui decided to make full use of the little poor knowledge left in his mind, cultivate flexibly, cultivate scientifically, and cultivate with mature critical thinking and development concepts, which is worthy of his previous life.

As for why he created a hoe to dig bamboo shoots by himself when he had a more convenient and labor-saving way, it can only be said to be fun. Wang Hao has not had to worry about his life since he was invincible in the world, and the things he needed to worry about were ninety percent less, and he was very bored every day. It's already so boring, if you don't find yourself some work to kill the time, maybe you'll really go crazy.

So Wang Yu controlled the jade paper umbrella to levitate beside him, holding the hoe tightly and preparing to dig bamboo shoots with great interest. In his previous life, he was a northerner, and there were many small hills in his hometown, there were big rivers, but there were no bamboo forests on the mountains, let alone bamboo shoots.

Life in this world is vigorous and barbaric, and the spring bamboo shoots in this place do not have to worry about digging at all, so without hesitation, he picked up the hoe and began to hoe the earth.

The hoe made of ice is incomparably sharp, and Wang Yu is infinitely powerful, and it is a bamboo shoot with a hoe. Wang Yu actually didn't know how to dig bamboo shoots, nor did he know how to leave roots and clean the mud, and he didn't care, a hoe clicked endlessly, and he was very happy to dig.

It can only be said that people have lived in a boring place for a long time, and they can draw happiness from everything.

Until a Qingyue alto that does not distinguish between men and women sounded behind Wang Yu:

"Big rat big rat, no food for me!"

Wang Yu, who was bending down to dig bamboo shoots, paused, then slowly turned his head and looked at the bamboo that made a sound with a hideous gaze.

"You are very fat, and I dare to point fingers when I do things? Lao Tzu doesn't give money to restaurants in the city, what's wrong with eating a few broken watermelons from you?!"

Wang Hao's roar turned into a wave of sound and rushed towards the bamboo, which was first stunned, and then began to tremble violently, and the bamboo leaves made a frightened rustle.

"Y-How did you recognize me at a glance among so many of your compatriots?

", you're the biggest!"

Wang Yu rolled his eyes at it vigorously, the bamboo in the whole bamboo forest was the largest and sturdiest, reaching into the sky, Wang Hao sat in front of it for teaching on weekdays. If there is any one in this pile of bamboo that can become essence, it is obviously the only one, and you can know that it is talking with your knees.

Oh yes, there is no such thing as a refinement in this world, and that is to open the mind.

Wang Hui waved his hand to restore the hoe into clear water, and then many tentacles stretched out from the water mass to pick up the bamboo shoots picked by Wang Hui and stuff them into the water mass to wash carefully, and the mud, sand, insects and ants were discarded by the water mass, and finally the water and bamboo shoots became clean, floating beside Wang Hui like a jade paper umbrella.

"I see, worthy of the sage. ”

The bamboo suddenly realized, and it seemed that he really thought that he was hiding it flawlessly.

Wang Yu didn't eat this kind of inferior compliment, if it was effective, the Yunmeng Water Tribes wouldn't have to live so dire back then. He walked towards the bamboo step by step, and as he got closer, the bamboo began to tremble uncontrollably, but the bamboo still had some courage in the end, and he forcibly controlled the trembling of his body, but unfortunately he didn't control the trembling of his voice.

"Sage, Sage called me, is there anything wrong?"

Wang Yu sat in front of it, hehe sneered.

"What do you mean by me calling you? Did I call you first? You called me first. ”

He stretched out his hand to pull out a bamboo shoot from the water mass, and did not peel the skin and shell it, just stuffed it directly into his mouth and bit it raw, but also thanks to Wang Yu's teeth, only to hear the "click" of the bamboo shoot in response to the sound and break, and the bamboo in front of him also trembled with the sound, Wang Yu took a bite and it trembled, very rhythmic.

Wang Hao chewed off the whole bamboo shoot, and then nodded at the bamboo.

"Well, sweet, crisp, delicious. ”

He took another one out of the mass of water, and pretended to be in a state of realization.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot, I don't remember well when I'm old. You people, you have to eat the skin. ”

Then peel off the shell of the bamboo shoot in front of the bamboo to reveal the tender flesh inside. Wang Yu took a bite and felt that the taste was indeed good, but the raw bamboo shoots were a little bitter, and he might feel astringent after eating too much, but Wang Hao was too lazy to cook. He looked up at the bamboo, which was almost shaking off his leaves, and smiled.

"You're right?"

"No, no, we weren't born to be eaten!"

Contrary to Wang Yu's expectations, this bamboo turned out to be quite virtuous. However, this temperament revealed the wrong object, Wang Hao immediately came to the interest, torturing the soft-footed shrimp is not interesting at all, biting two bites and cutting two knives will only wail and beg for mercy, hard bones have the value of tossing, smashing the other party's bones little by little, watching its hard qi gradually be consumed, and finally succumbing to the pain and only seeking a quick death, this is an interesting game. This bamboo is intellectual, complete, and clear-minded, as well as its own three-view position, which is very in line with Wang Hao's requirements for the exchange object, so he didn't plan to kill the bamboo, it would be too wasteful. But before communicating with him, Wang Hui has to adjust and teach it well, even if it is not to the point where Wang Yu does not dare to say two, he has to let it know that Uncle Wang Yu is not easy to mess with.