Gao Jun's sudden question blinded the young man, I don't know what is the point of asking such a question at this time?

And this is a very complex question, not a simple question and answer question.

If it is what I like, of course I will spare no effort and get it by any means, in this case, of course, I will choose the person I love.

If it is someone who loves me, it will naturally depend on the quality, the supermarket will often give away the expired goods to customers who have purchased a full amount, and the small vendor will often give the rotten fruit to the old customers, but these things are not only useless but even harmful, so don't give such a gift.

But if you simplify the problem, it's much easier to think about.

In fact, it is just a matter of giving and receiving.

If you are the one who loves you, you will naturally get more, and even have an unexpected gain.

So the boy thought for a moment and said, "If I had to choose, I would choose someone who loves me." ”

"That's for you, then why are you still stunned here?" Gao Jun said with a smile: "Hurry up and inquire, who is the girl who shouted just now, don't miss someone who loves you?"

"Huh?" The boy was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Her voice made me ugly and embarrassed, why is she still the one who loves me? It should be the one who harmed me, right?"

"Haha......" Gao Jun smiled: "In the end, you are young, and you only look at the surface of the problem."

Think about it, you called out the other party's name from the beginning, and then you lit a fire and sang again, but the object of your heart is obviously not there, why doesn't anyone tell you out loud, even if there is no one in her dormitory, the dormitory next door and opposite should also know, right?"

The man said angrily: "Maybe they just want to see the excitement, so they will end up making a fool of me." ”

"Don't always think badly of others!" Gao Jun smiled and said, "Maybe someone wants to see your sincerity, wants to see the romance you create, and wants to hear you sing more."

If you think about it again, who will do what is not good in these years?

So, if you want to remind you, just say that she is not there, if you want to make you ugly, you can say it more badly, for example, you toad wants to eat swan meat and something like that, why do you openly say that girls and rich second generations go to open a house or something like that, who is this saying to make a fool of?"

The boy was stunned for a moment, and the people around him were also surprised, including Tong Ling.

Gao Jun patted the boy on the shoulder and said, "When the girl said this, I just want to tell you that I am dead, it is a girl who has a famous flower and has been baptized by the rich second generation."

Ha ha......

The person you love, even if you give so-called, she may not still love you. The person who loves you, even if you don't know she exists, she will silently pay attention to you. ”

The boy finally understood, immediately picked up the guitar on the ground, and rushed directly into the girls' dormitory, but was soon kicked and beaten by the aunt of the building manager, the boy scratched his head in embarrassment, and was not discouraged, this time he walked in generously, it is estimated that he went to please the aunt of the building manager, with the help of the building manager, it should be easy to find a girl who has thoughts about him.

After listening to Gao Jun's words, the other people also looked suddenly enlightened, and finally listened to Mr. Gao make a final summary to everyone: "The people I love and the people who love me, this is actually not a problem, but a kind of warning."

It means that when you are focusing on one thing or one person, don't let that lead you to the neglect of other good things and good people. ”

In a round of applause of gratitude for being taught, Gao Jun and Tong Ling left suddenly, and he proudly said to Tong Ling, who looked at the admiration: "Brother has always looked at problems from such a tricky angle. ”

"Dead ghosts. Tong Ling scolded sweetly, appreciating Gao Jun's way of preaching and solving doubts.

Teachers are trapped in the campus all day long, buried in books, but in fact, they are also a group of people who are out of touch with society.

The biggest difference between Gao Jun and all other teachers is that he has rich social experience, which allows him to deal with some problems, and there are always some opinions that are more acceptable to people and even make people pause.

Walking into the classroom dormitory building, Tong Ling relaxed, pushed Gao Jun with her shoulders, and said with charming eyes: "Although my dormitory is simple, you can't see the stars and the sea, and there is no gourmet champagne, but you can pour water on me, and I will also apply soap to your ......"

Gao Jun suddenly smiled so much that he couldn't see his teeth, hugged Tong Ling's plump delicate body and said: "It's okay to have you, what more stars and seas, you are the brightest star in my eyes." ”

"Nasty. ”

This is a woman, the most sensual life in the world, and if you are touched by a little touch, you will make a promise with your body, which makes no sense to talk about it, and it catches men off guard.

In any case, Gao Jun spent a wonderful first half of the night, and it was difficult to describe the comfort.

What's even more gratifying is that Gao Jun's way of checking the dormitory has worked, and each dormitory chief has a light of Ultraman light, so that all the members of the dormitory can take a group photo in this pose, and the time is one minute before the lights go out, which ensures that everyone is there during this time period and the duties of the counselor are fulfilled.

Because of Gao Jun's idea, other counselors also saved their worries and avoided the risk of being found and complained, so after the lights went out, each of them sent Gao Jun a red envelope of eighty-eight yuan, which was very auspicious, but it was searched by Tong Ling as soon as possible.

"I found out I wanted to be fat. Tong Ling said to Gao Jun inexplicably.

Gao Jun climbed the peak with both hands, and said sincerely: "The fatter the better." ”

"you. Tong Ling knocked off his hand and said angrily: "I'm talking about the stomach, and there seems to be fat on the thighs." ”

"It's easy to do. Gao Jun smiled: "You are on top of your belly when you see it, if you want to strengthen your legs, just stand more, come, I will accompany you to lose weight now." ”

Gao Jun said that he was about to do it, but he was knocked over on the bed by Tong Ling, and said eagerly: "If I decide to open a new class this time, I may become the main lecturer, which is a public class, especially when talking about Internet celebrities, especially focusing on image, temperament, clothing matching, makeup skills, etc."

Now my waist is thick and my legs are fat, what can I do, I used to wear a lot of clothes that were tight and shaped, what if I put on a swimming ring and elephant legs?"

Gao Jun looked at Tong Ling, who was clean and slippery in front of him, with his hands on his hips, his legs crossed, and his figure was so good that he exploded, and he had no other thoughts except drooling.

Women's understanding of fat is incomprehensible to men, and it is even more unreasonable, Gao Jun said helplessly: "Since you are an Internet celebrity, of course, you just look at your face and breasts, who cares what you wear, it's better not to wear it." ”

"It's a regular course. Tong Ling said angrily.

"I'm talking about the demands of a wide audience. Gao Jun said.

"No matter what, I'm going to lose weight. Tong Ling said.

"Come on, sit down and shake it and burn off the excess fat. Gao Jun said as he lay there on his back.

"Why don't you go out for a run with me?" Tong Ling said on a whim.

Women who lose weight are neurotic!

Gao Jun scolded in his heart, quickly stood up, and said, "By the way, I forgot that I still have work, and the leader arranged to go to the squatting point to prevent students from jumping off the wall and going out!"

Tong Ling was present when the leader assigned the task, she naturally knew that seeing Gao Jun hurriedly leaving, she suddenly rushed to the door, and stopped him in such a 'frank' and 'unreserved' way, and said, "Then are you still coming back?"

Looking at this picture, Gao Jun didn't want to leave at all, but he was afraid that she would toss, so he swallowed his saliva and said, "Come back, but after two o'clock, it was the most sleepy time for people, and no one should have the spirit to jump over the wall." ”

"Alright then, I'll wait for you in bed. Tong Ling said charmingly, approaching Gao Jun at the same time, reaching out to draw circles and forks on his chest, and said, "Don't you want me to maintain the good habit of 'working at sunrise' with you, exercise together in the morning, and help me burn fat." ”

"If you don't practice, you won't disperse!"

Gao Jun and Tong Ling high-fived and swore an oath, and then went out in a hurry.

However, of course, he would not be stupid to squat on his own, everyone had made an appointment before, and the four male counselors went to squat in the four corners of the campus, and the female counselors monitored the door of the dormitory.

The other three in the counselor's chat group have already sent real-time positioning and have arrived at their posts.

The only one left in the northeast corner is reserved for Gao Jun, and it is also the place where the most times of climbing over the wall occurs, because not far from the door is a residential area, many residences in the community have been renovated, there are daily rental houses, there are black Internet cafes, commercial society, people in order to make money, it can be said that they have exhausted their milk, juice.

This late autumn night is even more dewy, the north wind is bleak, Gao Jun is not wearing autumn pants yet, so he will not go to squat on the wall, and directly touch Qi Xinyue's empty dormitory, people have directly changed from Cinderella to the queen, and there is no need for anything here, it is so arrogant.

Today, Gao Jun can just take advantage of it, first of all, it is a vertical garment steamer, women, especially teachers, must dress decently, especially Qi Xinyue, who pursues perfection in everything, and the clothes worn that day must be ironed, without a trace of wrinkles.

And her black women's blazer, which is still a famous brand, it's a pity not to want it, and there are two pairs of designer high heels under the bed.

Gao Jun prepared everything, first opened the shoebox, and drew thick eyebrows on it with a thick marker, then a pair of dead fish eyes, rosacea, a large mouth fork, and a few sesame teeth.

Then it is cut along the edges to become a large pie face, which is fixed to the top of the garment steamer with an explanation.

Then put the small suit on the garment steamer, fasten the buttons, it's a pity that there is no wig, tear the sheets and make a headscarf to wrap it.

Carrying the garment steamer downstairs, he removed a set of voice-activated lights on the first floor with his bare hands, and the bulbs and sensors were indispensable.

Take these things to the northeast corner of the campus, put this 'scarecrow' in the darkest corner, the bulb is stuck in the neckline, connect the sensor, fix the sensor on the ground, and then throw out two long wires, because there is no dead end on the campus, so there is a street lamp not far away, break the cover at the bottom, connect the wire and power it on.

Then he stood in the distance and looked at the corner with a stone, and suddenly it lit up in the darkness, and a miserable white face suddenly appeared, without a neck, and it looked like it was floating, with dead fish eyes, rosacea, and a large mouth fork full of sesame teeth, which is what the legendary yaksha of the underworld looked like......

Gao Jun nodded with satisfaction and gave himself a thumbs up: "Wisdom is power!!"