Chapter 132: All kinds of fools
I don't know if he was surprised that I really had a helicopter, or if he was surprised by the sudden appearance of this helicopter, or maybe both.
Then, Stella stepped out of the plane, looked at me and smiled.
"Mr. Landlord, I have arrived in Chang'an, you can act at any time. ”
I nodded at her, then looked at the rural nouveau riche and said.
"Tell me quickly, if you are here on behalf of you, so that I can know if I will kill you or die half-dead. ”
Hearing my words, the guy raised his foot and stomped out half of the smoke on the ground, then pointed at me and said.
"You are arrogant, I am from the Fang family in Jianghai City, let the girl who hurt Fang Juexiao come out to me quickly, otherwise I will smash your shop." ”
This thing's language is vulgar and arrogant, not at all like the style of a big faction, if it weren't for the forced style I had seen Fang Juexiao before, I might really classify this product into the second forced team.
However, since he is from the Fang family, referring to Fang Juexiao, this guy should also have two hits.
So, I took two steps forward and said.
"Okay, I know which green onion you are, you can roll. ”
With this guy's pride, of course he won't listen to me, he took out a long knife from the car, and then looked at me and said coldly.
"Show your weapons, Lao Tzu won't bully you. ”
I smiled and took out the bricks and blew them, then said with a smile.
"Come on, this is Lao Tzu's weapon, specializing in shooting people who are dissatisfied in the world, come, come and get bricks. ”
This guy immediately rushed over with a black face.
"Brush!"
* With a piece of practice to split down, sure enough, the level is good, it seems, this bullshit Fang family still has two hits.
"Bang!"
His knife slashed directly at the brick in my hand, and as a result, something unexpected happened to him, the hardness of this brick was far beyond his imagination, and it directly curled the * in his hand, and then, I rushed towards him, and the brick in my hand slapped directly to his chest.
"Humph!"
The creature snorted coldly, and then slammed the knife horizontally, blocking the bricks I smashed with the blade, after all, this blow seemed to him to be unskillful, and it was no different from a street bastard fight, and a straight attack was the easiest to block.
"Boom!"
The bricks and your * crashed together.
However, immediately after, surging flames erupted from the bricks, and there was still no move, just a simple flame rush.
However, it happened suddenly, and, with the help of the bricks, my fire attack was completely different from before, so it could be said that the shotgun had changed.
So, under the suddenness and terrifying attack, this thing didn't even have a dodge action to take all my attacks, and the clothes, hair, and other parts of the body that could be ignited all burned.
"Brother, you're on fire now. ”
I looked at the guy and laughed.
He began to struggle desperately, and when I saw his appearance, I unleashed a water-based magic that extinguished the flames from him.
"Okay, rich man, hurry home, otherwise I'll take a brick at your car, and you'll cry, in addition, I advise you to say something, I'm not someone you can afford to mess with, it's polite to you, if they clean you up, you won't be able to go back, goodbye." ”
With that, I waved my hand at him.
I don't have a deep grudge against the Fang family, of course, this is unilaterally said from my point of view, because that Fang Juexiao wanted to kill me but failed, there is no loss for me, but for the Fang family, it may be a deep hatred, because I feel that Fang Juexiao is so arrogant, maybe he has a very high status in the Fang family.
Last time, Fang Juexiao was lost by another me, although they found fault first, but I don't think they would admit their mistakes so easily.
Anyway, I'm not a murderer, so I didn't think about killing this thing directly.
At this moment, the rural nouveau riche was still dripping with water everywhere, and he looked very embarrassed.
"You...... You wait, Lao Tzu wants you to look good......"
This thing has done a lot of gangster fighting, and he hasn't even forgotten the last threat.
After the cruel words were left, the goods disappeared quickly in a sports car.
I didn't chase him, but looked at his back and said.
"Do you think they're going to stop?"
Ava, one of the women, thought for a moment and said.
"With what I know about human nature, they won't give up, and 'witchers' have always been so annoying. ”
As for the "Witcher", only Stella and Ava know something, and neither Xiaoqing nor Xiangcheng has seen the "Witcher", so the two of them did not express their opinions.
Of course, I don't fully believe Ava's statement, because she knows about things before the Middle Ages, and mainly about things in Europe, although she has been to our country, but she should know very little.
I didn't get too entangled in this matter, and at this time, Yang Guifei suddenly walked out and looked at me and said.
"Mr. landlord, I know what my wish is, my wish is that I hope you can let me out of the control of Shouwang Li Mao and Xuanzong Li Longji, so that I can walk in the rivers and lakes according to my own wishes. ”
When she finished, I asked her.
"To put it simply, it means to rescue you, and then let you live the rest of your life incognito, right?"
Yang Guifei nodded.
This can explain why she was very happy after coming to this hotel before, because, in her eyes, she neither valued the longevity king Li Mao, nor was she very fond of Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji, so she felt relieved at last.
Now I don't remember Xi Shi's wish.
However, the most urgent thing in front of me at the moment is not their task, but the trouble in the other world in my dream, it is estimated that as soon as I appear, those people in the Badu family will come to find their own trouble, and if they want to take the exam or something, it is estimated that it will only become a bubble.
So, all I have to do now is get my hands on those weapons, arm my tenants, and leave it to fate as to how things will play out in the end.
Thinking of this, I looked at the time and said.
"Alright, now I'm going to have to get your weapons in hand. ”
Li Guang's "Lingbao Bow" should not be a big problem, now there are Li Bai's Tang Knife, the "Seven Treasure Knife" in Situ Wang Yun's hand and the "Goujian Sword" in the hand of King Yue Goujian.
And the way I can think of is to cheat if I can, and rob if I can.
Therefore, I decided to go to the Tang Dynasty first to see the "sighing" Li Bai, of course, all kinds of things have to be prepared.
Soon, I suddenly appeared beside Li Bai, and sure enough, as I expected, this thing was drinking, barefoot, carrying a wine jug, eating peanuts, looking bohemian.
However, looking at the outfit on his body, he should be mixed well, because he is wearing official clothes, and the long sword in his waist and the Tang knife on the shelf next to him are also quite valuable, and they are not ordinary at first glance.
"Who are you, and how did you suddenly appear here? ”
Seeing me suddenly appear, Li Bai was also quite surprised.
I laughed.
"Who I am, it doesn't matter, I'm here to drink with you, exactly, a pot of turbid wine is happy to meet, how many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”
I'm talking about Yang Shen's poem at the beginning of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Yang Shen was about a thousand years later than Li Bai, so of course Li Bai didn't know the existence of this poem.
"Oh, what a 'all pay to laugh and talk', come on, come on, for this sentence, I toast you. ”
Sure enough, this poem successfully attracted Li Bai's attention.
So, I smiled and said.
"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey. ”
After saying that, I sat down and looked up at the bright moon in the sky and said.
"When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky, I don't know the heavenly palace, what year is tonight?"
This is Su Shi's "Water Tune Song Head", although it is a Song song, but I think Li Bai must be able to hear the benefits, he is a real literati, and I am a second bastard.
"Hey, how elegant, the little brother is really a god. ”
Sure enough, Li Bai was energetic with the wine.
So, I took the opportunity to say again.
"You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns. You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon. ”
"Come, let's drink. ”
With that, I leaned my neck and drank all the wine in my glass.
This is a wine with a strong aroma, so it is not spicy, and it is very good, I have to say that Li Bai is still very good at enjoying this product.
And the poem I just said was written by Li Bai himself, which is the very famous "Will Enter the Wine", of course, this time is 742 AD, and the time when he wrote this poem was after he left Chang'an in 744 AD, so he didn't know that he would write such a poem.
So, he put down his glass with a "bang!" and said with a glaring eye at me.
"This poem is so powerful, is there anything behind?"
I waited for his words, so I said with a smile.
"Of course, but I have two things I want to tell my big brother. ”
Li Bai motioned to me very casually and continued.
So, I looked at him and asked.
"First, what's the matter with the eldest brother, who looks depressed?"
As a result, Li Bai thought for a while and said.
"Hey, the beauty is like a flower across the clouds!"
Hearing his words, I was a little surprised, it turned out that this thing was suffering from lovesickness, so I quickly asked.
"I don't know who the beauty is?"
Li Bai immediately took a sip of wine and said.
"Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon ......"
I really know that this "Qingping Tune" is written by Li Bai, a poem praising Yang Guifei, it turns out that this product is in love with Yang Guifei, which is a bit interesting.
So, I smiled and said.
"Brother Li, I may be able to do this, but I have a crush on Brother Li Bai's thing, I don't know if Big Brother can cut his love?"
As a result, Li Bai's eyes immediately lit up and said boldly.
"What does the brother like? ”
I said with a smile.
"It's not that serious, it's the big brother's Tang knife. ”
Hearing me say Tang Dao, Li Bai was stunned for a moment, with a slightly different expression on his face, obviously giving me this Tang Dao made him very painful, but he just sighed and said.
"Okay, the so-called 'Sword for Heroes', this 'Mingyue' will be given to my brother, this is the horizontal sword of the first sword saint 'Pei Min', I hope you don't bury him. ”
After speaking, Li Bai took the Tang knife "Mingyue" and put it in front of me.
I didn't expect him to agree so easily, so I said with a smile.
"Brother Li Bai is really a cheerful person, then I will finish reading this poem, I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone...... Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you. ”
I memorized all the poems in one go, and this is one of the few poems I can recite in full.
"Good...... It's a 'eternal sorrow with you', this knife is given to my brother, it's worth it!"
Li Bai was stunned, and then picked up the wine jug and drank for a while.
Then he quickly climbed on the table and did not move.
I looked at him and hugged his fists and said.
"I'm sorry, big brother, that poem was actually written by you, then you can sleep for a while, there are still many people waiting for me to fool around." ”
After saying that, I quickly left the Tang Dynasty.