Chapter 131: Wear it again, and knock it down with a brick
When I teleported to Sun Wukong again, the four masters and apprentices were looking at the goose cage in front of a house in a daze, and in the goose cage sat a snow-white and cute child.
"What is this child doing in a goose cage if he is not kept at home?"
Sun Wukong looked at the goose cage and asked.
When I heard this, I understood that they had arrived in the country of bhikshus.
However, if they had followed the itinerary in the book, they would have walked for several months from Lion's Camel Ridge to reach the country of bhikshus, and I don't know why they arrived here so quickly.
I guess maybe it's because of something that has changed in my intervention, or something else, anyway, it's something unthinkable, so I'm too lazy to get to the bottom of it.
So, I looked at Sun Wukong and said with a smile.
"The Great Sage, don't come unharmed!"
Hearing my voice, all four of them turned to look at me and laughed.
"The poor monk thanks the landlord benefactor, if it weren't for the donor, we would definitely be bored to death along the way, and, because of the relationship between the donor, Guanyin Bodhisattva let the god bird parrot next to her take us a long way, saving us a lot of energy. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, I realized that it was the credit of Guanyin Bodhisattva that they could go so fast.
Of course, what I didn't expect was that I actually alarmed Guanyin Bodhisattva.
When I was a child, when I went to my grandmother's house during the summer vacation, my grandmother's good relatives often worshiped Guanyin Bodhisattva and prayed for Guanyin's blessing.
However, unfortunately, the tenant world is independent, so the people or things in the tenant world cannot affect our world.
In other words, the Guanyin Bodhisattva in this "Journey to the West" cannot manage the affairs of our real world.
So, it's useless to pray with it, except for me, of course, because if she does give me something, I can bring it back to the real world.
So, I looked at Tang Seng and said with a smile.
"That's great, I've been thinking about bothering you all the time, and I haven't been able to help you in any way. ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly looked at me and said with a smile.
"Hehe, these are all easy to say, next time remember to bring more good songs, the 'pig song' you brought last time sounds really exciting. ”
Seeing Zhu Bajie's smile, I also laughed.
To be honest, I really didn't expect Zhu Bajie to be a music fan, I think if he was in the current society, he would definitely participate in the talent show, and it is estimated that he can get a good ranking, he has this strength.
Then I said with a smile.
"Of course, how could there be no song of the Bajie brothers. ”
"Here you go, this time it's the top 500 of this week's hot songs in the most popular APP software, isn't it enough for you to listen to. ”
These eight precepts are happy.
Of course, Brother Monkey, Sha Seng and Tang Seng are also indispensable, except for the mobile phone that has no signal, I have equipped them with everything else that can be played.
Then I told them about this "bhikshu country".
"This country is called 'Bhikshu Country', but now it is called Children's Town because ......"
I told them about this "bhikshu country", and if I didn't tell them about it anyway, they would ask other people about it.
"The goblins in this calamity are not very powerful, so you don't have to worry, you can easily get through it. ”
I said with a smile.
Sun Wukong also nodded, for him, there was nothing to be afraid of.
Then, he thought about it and said.
"By the way, Mr. Landlord, Lao Jun said that he wants you to get him something like that, yes, hip-hop rap music, you can help him make some music, he loves that music to death. ”
I thought about it and said.
"There's no problem with that, where is Lao Jun now? If it's convenient for him for me to prepare to exchange some pills from him, I don't need a particularly good golden pill or anything like that, as long as it's a waste pill that is good for people. ”
This is also the purpose of my "Journey to the West", I plan to get some good things from Lao Jun for a few of my tenants to eat, and improve their cultivation a little more.
As a result, Sun Wukong said with a smile.
"It's all easy to say, but he's on vacation with his old friend in the Flaming Mountain right now, so it's probably going to be a bit difficult to meet him these days, hehehe. ”
After speaking, Sun Wukong let out his signature laughter.
I didn't expect that Taishang Laojun and Princess Iron Fan really had one leg, but Sun Wukong's words made me think of one thing, so I looked at Sun Wukong and said.
"Brother Monkey, I have something to discuss with you, can you get something for me from Lao Jun? It's not an important thing, it's just a brick under the alchemy furnace to help me get a piece over." ”
Hearing my request, Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then asked curiously.
"This is not difficult, I can find the golden horn and the silver horn, but what do you want a brick for?"
I said with a smile.
"Fights. ”
The Monkey King is even more strange, I explained with a smile.
"Brother Monkey, have you forgotten that the 'Flaming Mountain' you entered before, do you still have an impression?"
Sun Wukong nodded, and I continued.
"Do you remember, that land lord once told you, the Flaming Mountain is that you kicked over the alchemy furnace at that time, and then a few bricks fell to the ground, and then the Eight Hundred Miles Flaming Mountain was formed, right?"
As soon as I said it, Sun Wukong laughed and said.
"yes, it seems so. ”
I continued.
"So, I'm going to get a piece to shoot people, of course, most of my mortals can't control such a powerful brick, so I also need Brother Monkey to do a favor, find Huo De Xingjun or a god who can play with fire to help deal with it, and deal with it, I can exert the power of the brick according to my own level." ”
I don't want to be burned to death after using a single brick.
After I said this, Sun Wukong immediately understood, he quickly disappeared to the sky, and Tang Seng and I waited quietly below.
Zhu Bajie was obviously very interested in many things in the TV series, so he began to ask this and that.
It didn't take long for Sun Wukong to come back, carrying a brick in his hand.
This is a fiery red cuboid, not to mention, it is really similar to the bricks used in our legendary fights, probably for my convenience, so the size of the bricks has also been modified.
Sure enough, Sun Wukong said while handing me the brick.
"Let's see if it goes well, so we adjusted the size as well. ”
I picked it up and checked it, not to mention, the portion was quite right.
After that, I didn't dare to stay too much in the "Journey to the West", and after saying goodbye to the four masters and apprentices, I quickly returned to the hotel, of course, three monkey hairs are indispensable.
"Haha, Ava, come on, let's practice, I've got a pretty powerful weapon. ”
I stood in the hall and shouted upstairs.
Soon, Ava and the others arrived.
"Okay, take it out and I'll see what kind of amazing treasure it is. ”
Ava looked at me and smiled.
The "Spirit Treasure Bow" will be in hand soon, and Ava is in a good mood.
However, when she saw me take out a brick, she was puzzled.
"What kind of weapon are you? It's getting worse and worse, have you changed the route of street gangsters?"
I said with a smile.
"Of course, haven't you heard of it, 'No matter how high your martial arts are, you're afraid of kitchen knives, and if you wear it, you will knock it down with a brick', this is the ultimate weapon for me, and it is also the big killer weapon for us in this group fight. ”
However, before the two of us could start, the sound of a car engine suddenly came from outside, and judging from the sound, the car was full of horsepower, and it should be a good luxury car.
"It seems that we don't have to compare, there should be someone else to use to do the experiment. ”
I put the bricks in my pocket for a moment, then turned and walked towards the outside of the hotel.
Our hotel is located in a place where birds don't poop, and no one will come to stay with us except for these abnormal tenants, unless there is a blister in the head, so there is only one kind of person who comes, and that is to come to find trouble.
Sure enough, as soon as I walked out, I saw a sports car with a fork logo appear in front of our hotel, and then a very social guy wearing sunglasses and a black stand-up collar opened the door and walked out.
I thought he was going to come and fight with me, but he turned to the other side of the door and respectfully opened it, and a guy dressed in an exaggerated way that looked like a country nouveau riche came out with a cigar in his mouth, and his shiny leather shoes made my eyes glaze.
"It's a poor place. ”
The first thing he said when he got out of the car was unusually disdainful.
I looked at him and said.
"It's great to have a dung fork truck, and Lao Tzu has an armored helicopter, and it's not as sassy as you. ”
As a result, this guy didn't believe me at all, he spat out a cigarette and said.
"Helicopter, I think you have your share in the plane, don't talk nonsense, hand over that woman to me. ”
When I heard his words, I was stunned.
Woman, which woman?
I turned my head to look at the few people behind me, the three beauties didn't come out, even if they came out, they didn't have anything to do, after all, they had just arrived, and they had not been in contact with outsiders, and there would be no festivals.
Most of the problems are Ava and the others, but they are standing behind me, who else is going to come out?
Then, I realized one thing, this thing was looking for me, not the current me, but the me who became a woman.
So, I looked at him and said.
"You're looking for Miss Autumn Night, aren't you? she's not here, I'll just say something, besides, who are you, actually dragging it like that. ”
This big gold chain and small gold watch are dazzling, and no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a normal master.
As a result, the guy said with a flick of his cigarette ash.
"You turtle, you don't even know Lao Tzu, you listen ......"
However, before I, the enemy, could tell where I came from, a helicopter suddenly appeared.
"Holy!"
When he saw the helicopter, the cigar in his hand fell to the ground in an instant.