Chapter 322: Practice
Doctor Jiang thought about it, maybe he could directly make a few million dollars out of this trip, and then he could wash his hands in a golden basin, go to a serious business, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the pinnacle of life!
"Okay!" Doctor Jiang was overjoyed, and directly slapped the case, and shouted: "Since Mr. Ma has said so, then I won't be too verbose with you, come with me, I will use your ancestral cancer treatment method of our Jiang family for you, and it will be more effective than those big hospitals!"
Zhang Yang nodded, and then followed Doctor Jiang to the backstage, he wanted to see what tricks this Doctor Jiang was doing.
Doctor Jiang took Zhang Yang to the backstage and found a few rugged strong men playing cards around a table.
"Haha, Touke, Lao Tzu has succeeded in protecting alone, take the money!"
A thief-eyed man smiled and brought a table of money in front of him, and his smile was very obscene.
"Damn, Lao Tzu's food money for a month is gone!"
"Ergou, why is your kid so lucky today, is it out of the ordinary, say it quickly!"
Ergou glanced at Sanleng who scolded him, and said with a disdainful expression: "You have watched too many Hong Kong films, Lao Tzu's character has exploded today, it's time for me to win, what's the matter, why can't you afford to lose?"
Just as a table of people was chattering, Doctor Jiang walked directly behind Sanleng and slapped him on the shiny head.
"Damn, I know how to play cards and gamble all day long, no wonder I can't get a daughter-in-law when I'm almost thirty! I paid you to invite you to come not to let you eat dry food, come to the guests, don't hurry up and entertain me!"
Everyone turned around and saw that Doctor Jiang was looking at them angrily, and they quickly got up one by one and nodded respectfully: "I'm sorry Jiang Dong, we know it's wrong!"
Zhang Yang couldn't help but be surprised, and meowed Jiang Dong, should the title be so lofty, do liars like to play these formalisms now?
Doctor Jiang snorted coldly: "Why don't you hurry up and change my clothes, prepare to do it!"
"Yes!" Doctor Jiang gave an order, and a table of five people immediately got up and ran towards the back room.
"Method?" Zhang Yang was even more puzzled in his heart, isn't it a treatment for cancer, what the hell is this practice?
Doctor Jiang turned around, looked at Zhang Yang's puzzled face, smiled faintly, and then kindly hugged Zhang Yang's shoulders and said with a smile: "Mr. Ma, you don't know, you have several kinds of cancer, and conventional therapy is no longer effective, so I am ready to ask the gods for help and cure your illness at the cost of sacrificing my own yang life!"
I'll go, it's getting more and more mysterious, I just casually tell me what kind of cancer I have, you don't even check it, you believe me, and he meows what he sacrifices for me, as if you are very noble.
"Then there's the Doctor Laojiang. Zhang Yang nodded respectfully and bowed to Doctor Jiang.
At this time, Doctor Jiang suddenly laughed, rubbed his hands, and his face was full of treachery.
"Mr. Ma, I have to compromise my Yang Shou for at least five years if I do this for you, which can be said to be a great sacrifice, so this price is ...... Naturally, it can't be low. ”
Zhang Yang snorted secretly in his heart, and then smiled faintly: "I understand, no matter how skilled a doctor is, he also needs to make money to support his family, just say how much it is, right?"
Divine Doctor Jiang's eyes lit up suddenly, pondered for a moment, and then said with a firm face: "That's it, I think Mr. Ma, you are really ill-fated, plus I am very close to you, I will only charge you a cost price for this time, 500,000!"
Hearing Jiang Shenyi Lion open his mouth, Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment.
When Doctor Jiang saw Zhang Yang's reaction, he was really shocked in his heart, could it be that he was too greedy and wanted too much, which made him unhappy?
Doctor Jiang's brain worked fast for a moment, and then he hurriedly said: "Mr. Ma, as the saying goes, an inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time......!
Without waiting for Doctor Jiang to finish speaking, Zhang Yang directly held Doctor Jiang's hand excitedly, and choked up: "I thought that you needed at least one million for my five-year Yang Shou, but you only received 500,000 from me, you are really the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing is coming, Li Shizhen is also soulful, not only superb medical skills, but also very noble medical ethics!"
This time it was Doctor Jiang's turn to be stunned, and his eyes were full of remorse.
"! he should have asked for more, it's a miserable loss......"
Doctor Jiang felt a little annoyed in his heart, but on the surface he still smiled and said: "Mr. Ma has won the award, as the so-called doctor is benevolent, I just did what a doctor should do!"
Saying this, Doctor Jiang thought in his heart: "Cao Muma, since you said that you are not bad for money, then I will pit you to death later, anyway, you are all people who want to die, who will you pit if you don't pit you?"
As the two were talking, the five people who had just played cards had changed into Taoist clothes and walked out of the back room.
Zhang Yang looked at the appearance of these five people, and his brows furrowed again.
One by one, they looked like unemployed vagrants, and they changed into fairy clothes, which not only did not change their temperament, but made them look more like liars.
In addition, since you want to deceive people, then at least deceive professionally, and change your clothes to match, what the hell are you wearing a Taoist uniform, but you are still wearing slippers under your feet?
But Doctor Jiang was very satisfied with the five of them.
"Okay, without further ado, we're going to start doing it, Mr. Ma, please go and sit on the futon in the middle, close your eyes, and be clear about the distractions in your heart, so that the gods can feel your piety. ”
I don't even know if the god you're going to ask for is Jesus or Benradan Satan!
After secretly complaining in his heart, Zhang Yang smiled faintly, and sat down on the futon and closed his eyes according to Doctor Jiang's request.
Then, Doctor Jiang took a deep breath and shouted, "Get up!"
"Ahh
Divine Doctor Jiang gave an order, and the five of them all danced around Zhang Yang, with exaggerated postures and strange expressions, rolling their eyes and sticking out their tongues, as if they were holding some cult ceremony.
Zhang Yang quietly opened his eyes a slit, looking at everything that was happening in front of him, he couldn't help but want to laugh in his heart, and secretly sighed that his pinhole camera couldn't shoot this scene in all directions.
"Alas, obviously have such a great talent for comedy, how good it is to be a clown in the circus, and it is also a serious job, so I have to come out to cheat!"
The five people jumped around Zhang Yang like crazy people, but Doctor Jiang stood motionless in front of him, his eyes closed, and he secretly muttered: "Demons and monsters leave quickly, demons and monsters leave quickly......