Chapter 321: It's impossible to work part-time
Zhang Yang reported all the names of the organs he could think of like a few family treasures, and said it for nearly half a minute before he finished speaking.
"Doctor Jiang, I went to many hospitals, and those doctors said that I was hopeless and told me to go home and wait for death, but I didn't want to die!" Zhang Yang deliberately pretended to be anxious and cried out.
Doctor Jiang on the other end of the phone was really taken aback after listening to Zhang Yang talk about his situation, he had been selling fake drugs for so many years, and he had heard so many cancer patients report countless cancer names, but this was the first time he had heard of this tonsil cancer and ghost head cancer.
Can you get cancer in the brain? It's called a brain tumor, right, but can you really get cancer in the anus, brother, are you really sure you don't have hemorrhoids or prolapsed anus?
Seeing that Doctor Jiang was silent, Zhang Yang continued to ask: "Doctor, please save me, as long as you can save my life, money is definitely not a problem!"
"Huh?"
As soon as he heard Zhang Yang say that money was not a problem, Doctor Jiang suddenly came to his senses.
"It seems that this guy is about to reach the limit, such a person's money is the best to cheat, anyway, he will die sooner or later, and if he dies, he will reduce a lot of trouble for himself, so as not to cry and make trouble and hang himself like the mother and daughter yesterday, although I can't help me, but I am still annoyed to death. ”
Doctor Jiang hesitated for a moment, and then hurriedly said: "This gentleman, please rest assured, our Jiang family has been a famous doctor in China for generations, but after my generation, because I am indifferent to fame and fortune, the world has not heard of me, but you can rest assured, our Jiang family's cancer treatment technology has been tested for thousands of years, as long as you come to me, I promise to cure your cancer!"
This is a bit of a big blow, did people know about cancer thousands of years ago?
Zhang Yang chuckled, anyway, he had already recorded the process of the call, the more outrageous this so-called Jiang Divine Doctor bragged, the more beneficial it would be to himself.
"Great, my life has finally been saved!" Zhang Yang pretended to be unusually excited, and shouted, "May I ask if your address is the location on the flyer?"
"That's right!" Doctor Jiang grinned: "I'm a century-old shop here, after the fall of the Ming Dynasty and the Maozi War, I still stand, and I have never changed my position!"
Damn, that's the Qing Dynasty, not the Ming Dynasty, please, and that's the devil, and the fight is after the Maozi, OK?
Zhang Yang couldn't help but be thundered by this Jiang Divine Doctor, no wonder he has to make a living by cheating, it is impossible to work part-time, it is impossible to work in this life, there is no technology, no culture, and he doesn't want to contribute, he can only live by cheating, those dying cancer patients are all anxious, their money is best cheated, this Jiang Divine Doctor must love them very much.
"Okay, then I'll go find you!"
Zhang Yang smiled deliberately, and then hung up the phone.
"Ah, there are no underworld and corrupt officials waiting for me to teach me a lesson, so let's take a fake first, although it may not be as famous as the anti-crime and anti-corruption gains, but it's better than idle, it's better to talk than nothing. ”
Zhang Yang thought for a moment, then took out his mobile phone, opened Zhang Yang's bar, and posted a new post.
"Unscrupulous scammers take advantage of cancer patients' hearts and deceive a lot of money, fifteen minutes later, at three o'clock in the afternoon, I will broadcast live for everyone to fight fakes and remove the parasites in this society!"
Due to the uncertainty of the live broadcast task, Zhang Yang took the pinhole camera with him when he was fully charged, in case of emergency, but he didn't expect that there would be a new task just a day later, Zhang Yang directly embedded the pinhole camera on his chest, and then hurried to Doctor Jiang.
Fifteen minutes later, Zhang Yang arrived at Doctor Jiang's medical hall on the edge of the urban village.
The urban village is no better than the bustling city center, although Zhang Yang has been away from the urban village for several months, he still has not forgotten what this place he has been staying in for several years is like.
Discarded plastic bags are flying in the wind, several bags of garbage on the side of the road emit a foul smell under the scorching sun, the old man sits in the shade and looks straight ahead with his eyes blank, and there are a few dirty children playing happily on the side of the road, and the so-called Jiang Shenyi's medical hall is located in such a place.
Looking at the medical hall like a fortune-telling parlor, Zhang Yang snorted coldly, then turned on the live broadcast, activated the pinhole camera, and then messed up his hair and walked towards the medical hall.
"May I ask if Doctor Jiang is there?" Zhang Yang pushed open the door of the medical hall and asked in a loud voice.
"I am who I am!" Doctor Jiang estimated that the cancer patient who was not bad for money came to the door, and hurriedly walked out of the backstage dressed up and down, looked Zhang Yang up and down, and then asked, "You are the one who just called me?"
"Well, that's me. Zhang Yang nodded, pretending to be weak.
After taking a closer look, Doctor Jiang decided to explore the bottom of this person first, although he said that he was not bad for money, but he didn't look like he was rich.
"Sir, may I ask your name?"
"The surname is Ma, and the name is Yang. Zhang Yang didn't even bother to change the name he used last time, and directly changed his surname casually.
"Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Ma!" Doctor Jiang smiled, pondered for a moment, and then asked, "What does Mr. Ma do?"
Zhang Yang frowned slightly: "Is there any inevitable connection between treating me and what I do?"
"Of course there is a connection!" Doctor Jiang smiled, stroked his own non-existent beard, pretended to be a master of the world, and said, "I have to judge which treatment methods and drugs are suitable for you according to your financial situation." ”
"If your family is not good, I will give you cheaper therapies and medicines, but the results will be less effective, and better drugs and more advanced therapies will naturally work faster, but this price, you know, will naturally be more expensive!"
Zhang Yang glanced at Doctor Jiang, nodded, thought for a moment, and then said: "My family is a mine, there are two coal mines and a gold mine on hand, money is not a problem, as long as you can cure my illness, I don't care how much it costs!"
After listening to Zhang Yang's words, Doctor Jiang's eyes suddenly lit up: "It turns out that the family is a mine, no wonder he looks so confident in dressing and speaking, and it is estimated that his education level is also very average, otherwise he would not believe that I can cure cancer!"
In the past, Dr. Jiang could at most scavenge tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands from his customers, and yesterday's 200,000 yuan for the mother and daughter was already the most he had earned in this business.