144:Space Slam Dunk (2nd Watch)
Jiang Hua took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, full of confidence, and said in his heart that Lao Tzu has a system in hand, and he is afraid that you have a CUBA? What if you sign a CBA? Lao Tzu directly asked Kobe Bryant's playing skills.
"Kobe, Kobe, where are you, come out quickly!" Jiang Hua hummed a little song triumphantly while searching for Kobe's WeChat friends, but after a while, he began to panic... What about Kobe?
"System, what's going on? What about Kobe? Isn't there Kobe?" Jiang Hua began to be a little nervous, he played averagely, and his strength was impossible to confront Xiao Ming Xiangheng.
γHost... Kobe, Kobe Bryant is still alive! Why are you asking him for a debt? Didn't I say, at least he has to be a historical figure... Kobe Bryant isn't history...]
"I'm Nima?!" Jiang Hua's head is big, "I'm blowing it out, you tell me now? Okay, okay, I'll look for Ruchuan Feng, okay?
And Xiao Ming had already done a warm-up exercise at this time, and when he saw that Jiang Hua was holding his mobile phone for a long time, he thought that he was cowardly, so he sneered: "What's wrong?
"Hahaha!
"Good excuses, buddy, don't forget to say you're coerced when you want to leave!
Jiang Hua wiped the sweat from his head and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What's the noise? It's okay right away, I'll deal with the company's affairs, you wait, no one is allowed to run!"
At the same time, he scolded the system in his heart: "System, do you have an uncle? Let me come to Japan, okay? There is only a Sakuragi flower road in the slam dunk master? Kuroko's basketball is not either? What should Lao Tzu do now? Running away?"
[Have you ever tried Jordan?]
"Jordan? Jordan is not a historical figure, he is alive and well, why should I be in debt?"
γ... Young people, read more books and watch more movies when you have nothing to do! Don't you know that Jordan made a movie called "Slam Dunk in the Air"?
Jiang Hua immediately reacted at this time, Jordan has made a movie, in a sense, he is a movie character, and he can ask for debts!
Thinking of this, Jiang Hua was extremely excited to search for Jordan in WeChat, and sure enough, he found Jordan: "Old rascal? Borrow my pants... When will I return my pants?"
Jordan: "No! I can't play basketball without these pants! It's a quirk of mine, I can't do it! Why don't I give you all of the AJ series?"
Jiang Hua was anxious: "I want a fart AJ! There are a lot of fights, and they are all rotten on the street! I am fighting with people, I can't beat them, do you understand?"
Jordan: "Do you want my real-life playing skills, or do you want my movie-based playing skills?"
Jiang Hua: "Just be realistic! Hurry up and send it to me!"
Jordan: "Okay!"
In the next second, Jiang Hua couldn't help but tremble, like the kind of electric shock after peeing.
Jordan: "Did you receive it?"
Jiang Hua: "Okay! I'll give you a few more pairs of pants next time!"
After putting down the phone, Jiang Hua rubbed his wrist and walked in front of Xiao Ming: "Dude, how do you want to play?"
Xiao Ming smiled disdainfully: "Don't say that I bully people! You pick, you decide the rules! I have everything up to you!"
Jiang Hua sighed, patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Young man, it's a good thing to have self-confidence! But don't be conceited, otherwise, you will lose ugly!"
"Come less!" Xiao Ming slapped Jiang Hua's hand away in disgust, "How many years older are you than me?
"In five minutes, whoever scores the most points will win! It's too late for you to admit defeat now, otherwise you'll have to shout three times that I'm coerced! Really, I'll advise you to admit defeat!" Jiang Hua began to persuade Xiao Ming to admit defeat, he wanted to save some face for Xiao Ming.
"Come on, you take the first shot!" Xiao Ming angrily smashed the basketball to Jiang Hua, and kept urging: "Hurry up, don't make a flute!"
Jiang Hua took the basketball and came to the three-point line: "Have you ever seen a shot with your eyes closed?"
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Hua closed his eyes, raised the basketball high above his head with both hands, and with a gentle flick of his fingers, the basketball crossed a perfect arc in the air and fell steadily into the net.
"Huh!"
Three points in!
Anyone who has ever played basketball knows that the outdoor basketball court at night is very poorly lit, and few people choose to shoot three-pointers, and they usually take the ball to the basket and score a layup.
But Jiang Hua not only shot three points, but also closed his eyes.
"Damn, huh? This can also be entered?"
β...... What kind of fairy ball is this?"
"Did you take the medicine or what?
Xiao Ming was also surprised that Jiang Hua was able to throw such a goal, but he thought that Jiang Hua was lucky, but Jiang Hua's throwing action just now reminded him of Jordan and Kobe, and the posture was exactly the same.
"Come again!" Xiao Ming passed the ball to Jiang Hua at the same time, and pressed it tightly.
At this time, it was not Jiang Hua who was playing, but Jordan's soul was playing. Jiang Hua held the ball with his back to Xiao Ming, seeking the next wave of offensive routes.
Jiang Hua not only received Jordan's singles skills, but also received Jordan's trash talk skills, and his mouth nagged endlessly: "Are you sure you want to fight me? With this defensive intensity, a three-year-old child can blow you up! Guess what I'm going to do, is it a breakthrough or a rear projection? You use a little more strength, use a little strength to carry me!"
"Do you want to fight? so much nonsense?" Xiao Ming was annoyed by Jiang Hua, and just wanted to foul Jiang Hua and push Jiang Hua, but saw Jiang Hua with his back to the basket, and it was at the three-point line, throwing the ball back.
"Huh!"
The sound of a basketball crossing the net is a natural sound for basketball lovers.
It's just that the sound of nature at this time was played by Jiang Hua.
Xiao Ming didn't dare to look back in disbelief, just by hearing the exclamations of others, he knew that Jiang Hua had scored this goal again.
"..."Xiao Ming shook his head in annoyance, "Come again!"
This time Jiang Hua didn't talk too much nonsense, after receiving the ball, suddenly a body changed direction and accelerated past Xiao Ming's defense, stepped on the free throw line, and suddenly kicked his leg with his left foot, and the whole person flew out.
"it! Fly, fly, fly!"
"Where's the phone, hurry up and shoot! This Nima free throw line!"
"it! it! it! Jordan!"
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, Jiang Hua landed steadily, and the basketball was smashed down from the basket by him.
From the moment Jiang Hua landed, he felt that he was a fool. I could have jumped several meters high, so why did I have to ask Jordan for a debt?
"Xiao Ming, do you still want to fight?" Jiang Hua walked up to the stunned Xiao Ming, "Okay, I'll give your sister a face, forget the bet just now! It's okay to practice well, don't keep talking big, don't you know? Don't think it's great to get into the CBA, young man!"
Then Jiang Hua wiped the little sweat on his forehead, and smiled at Nie Xiangbei: "Let's go, go to the next level!
Nie Xiangbei was completely stunned by Jiang Hua, and was stunned for a long time and didn't know what to say: "You won?
"He's your cousin, forget it, give him a little face!"
"Oh..."Nie Xiangbei smiled awkwardly, "You're pretty good! Actually, you don't have to be like this! I'm a big deal to give you more money, will you listen to me below?"
"Not good!" Jiang Hua shook his head, "They are obviously coming for me! Now that they have nothing to do with you, I can't swallow this breath! Who else is down there? You take me over, no matter what he does, I will still abuse him!"
"Forget it, I'll give you more money, you can go!" Nie Xiangbei smiled, she was a little afraid of Jiang Hua at this time, she didn't know what Jiang Hua would do, don't offend her relatives.
"That's not good!" Jiang Hua's eyes widened, "I have to help you with this favor! These relatives of your family clearly look down on me! If you don't take me there, it's okay, I'll just shout at the top of my voice! Who is Nie Xiangbei's relative, my boyfriend!"
"I'll go! I will take you there, don't shout, don't you be ashamed? I won't give you any money if you do this again!"