145: Okay, let's have a plate (three watches)
Nie Xiangbei had a feeling that it was difficult to ride a tiger at this time.
Before this basketball bullfight, Jiang Hua had always behaved submissively, but after this game, Jiang Hua was like an aggressive little rooster, and he had to "pick quarrels and provoke trouble"!
Nie Xiangbei saw Jiang Hua running directly to the pavilion with his long legs, and even rushed up in a hurry, and pulled Jiang Hua's arm hard: "What are you doing? Can you not do this? You were hired by me at my expense, do you really think you are my boyfriend?"
"Of course I know!" Jiang Hua said righteously, "Now what we are talking about is not the question of whether you have paid to hire me, but the question of whether your family says that I am a man or not! Now I will give you money, and you pretend to be my girlfriend!"
In fact, of course Jiang Hua knew the purpose of those relatives in Nie Xiangbei's family, didn't he just want to embarrass himself?
Nie Xiangbei couldn't stop Jiang Hua, so he had to follow Jiang Hua into the pavilion behind. As soon as the two entered the gazebo, a man about fifty or sixty years old shouted, "Xiang Bei, are you back? This is your boyfriend, right? Called..."
Before this person finished speaking, Jiang Hua walked over, and he drove a person who was sitting opposite Nie Xiangbei Uncle who was playing chess to the side: "Let Rang!"
Then he sat on the pony uninvited: "Okay uncle! Let's talk nonsense, do you want to play chess with me? Let's hurry up and have a game, I'll have something to do later!"
The uncle was directly stunned, and looked at Jiang Hua blankly: "How do you know that I want to play chess with you? This is what you asked for! Although I am not a national player or a master, I have never lost in this area! Come on, young man, you start first!"
"No, no, no!" Nie Xiangbei suddenly rushed up at this time, and his hands directly scattered the chessboard, "Uncle, why are you meeting him? Who doesn't know that you are the beginner master of Grandmaster Zhang Tianyi, don't be like him!"
Uncle liked the feeling of being praised very much, and at this time he became even more proud, and boasted to others: "My eldest niece is not wrong! Zhang Tianyi, a master of stunt chess! I am his second master! This kid can have this achievement now, all of them have been trained by me! Hehe! I have never met anyone who dares to take the initiative to challenge me!"
"Hey, old Nie, don't be too embarrassed when the young man comes back to meet his parents!"
"That's it! It's not easy to find a boyfriend now, don't make!"
"If you are an elder, you must look like an elder!"
Listening to everyone's whispers, Jiang Hua was a little impatient, and took the opportunity to search for chess masters on WeChat, but only appeared - Master Xie Xiasun alone.
There is also an introduction next to it: the first person in Chinese chess, known as the king of chess. I once played chess with the prime minister, and I have long since passed away.
Jiang Hua clicked on the chat interface with Master Xie Xiasun: "Master Xie, don't pay back a pair of Huanghuali chess you owe me! I'm playing chess with someone now, do you know what I mean?"
Xie Xiasun: "Yes! I will help you kill him without leaving a piece of armor! This will return all my life's chess skills to the creditor! But let's say okay, this is equivalent to settling the account! I don't owe you anything!"
Jiang Hua: "Okay, okay, you hurry, I'm waiting to pretend!"
After a while, another refreshing electric current hit his body, and finally gathered in Jiang Hua's eyebrows, and he knew that he had obtained Xie Xiasun's lifelong chess skills.
The uncle urged: "Young man, stop playing with your phone! You put down your phone, let's play a good game of chess! If you can't win against me, don't want to enter the house! You know? I'll let you go first, you play black?"
"Okay, I don't care, you set the rules! Anyway, the ending is the same, you will lose! Don't say bullying you when the time comes!"
Jiang Hua's attitude was very arrogant, which made the uncle very unhappy, and mocked: "Hmph! The young man is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers! I'll let you know what a contemporary chess king is! Young man, let's start?"
Jiang Hua stretched out his left hand to hold the car and took a step up, the uncle was cold, and directly ate Jiang Hua's horse with a head cannon: "Young man, can you play chess? Your horse has been eaten by me!"
Jiang Hua didn't say a word, picked up another car, and took a step forward.
"Hehe! You're looking for death! Eat horses!" Uncle attacked very bravely, and another thousand-mile cannon killed one of Jiang Hua's horses again, "Young man, do you know how important horses are in chess? Your two horses are gone, I see how you run? Admit defeat obediently!"
Jiang Hua smiled slightly, picked up the car on his right hand and moved it horizontally to his taxi.
"Hehe! Vault!" the uncle said a word, and rushed directly forward with his left horse.
When many people saw this, they were already laughing at Jiang Hua: "Young man, you lost!
"No! I want to go out of style! Tut-tut, I thought it was so powerful!
Nie Xiangbei also began to panic at this time, she knew her uncle's temper, if Jiang Hua lost, it would be impossible for her to bring Jiang Hua home, if she couldn't bring Jiang Hua home, she would have to start a blind date with a man who didn't know what he looked like.
Then sit for two or three hours without saying a word, how embarrassing it will be.
"Uncle! Okay, okay, he lost! Don't make trouble!" Nie Xiangbeijiao smiled and pushed the uncle, and said, "Okay, I'll buy you good wine to drink!"
"No! Watching chess is silent, what a gentleman! You are not allowed to speak! This is a fight!"
As soon as the uncle finished speaking, he saw Jiang Hua coming with a car, which was close to his horse. He smiled and said, "Young man, do you want to eat my horse? Hehe! I'll see how you eat! I'll pick up the cart and see how you move!"
The two of you come and go, and the chess game has come to an end in Jiang Hua's eyes.
Although Jiang Hua only ate one of the uncle's soldiers, the uncle had already killed Jiang Hua's two horses and a car.
"Young man, your horse is gone, and your chariot is left! Do you still want to get off? Admit defeat as soon as possible and go back to your own house to sleep! Our house is north, it's not what you think!"
Jiang Hua was gloomy in his heart: Lao Tzu didn't think about your Nie Xiangbei! Really treat your niece as a big baby?
"Uncle, you've lost! I'll take Xiangbei away, you can play slowly by yourself!" Jiang Hua said and stood up and looked at Nie Xiangbei, "Let's go, who is next? The aunt dancing in the small square? Let's go meet her!"
"Wait a minute! You haven't finished this yet, how do you know that I'm losing? Young man, if you want to pretend in front of the little girl, you have to have some real skills, right?" The big uncle grabbed Jiang Hua and motioned for Jiang Hua not to leave.
Jiang Hua smiled: "Maybe you didn't understand it! Take a good look at it yourself! I've saved face for you, I'm offended!"
The uncle was stunned for a moment, took a closer look at the chessboard, and the more he looked at it, the clearer it became, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that his old face was red.
Jiang Hua's chess moves seem to be defending step by step, but in fact, he is secretly ruthless step by step, stabbing you when people don't notice it, and when he notices it, it's too late.
"Oops! I've underestimated the enemy!" The uncle patted his thigh in annoyance, looked at Jiang Hua, who had already walked away, and shook his head: "This young man, two cannons and one car, I, the general, will have nowhere to hide, and no matter how I go, I will die! Blame me, blame me, it's me who underestimated the enemy!"
The others began to laugh and said: "Old Nie, you also have times when the old horse stumbles! Hahaha! Aren't you usually very good at playing chess with us?"
"That's it, you're deflated at this moment? This young man is really a stab, he secretly stabs a knife when he plays chess!
"The material of a general! Playing chess is a man! Lao Nie, your eldest niece has found a good boyfriend!"
The uncle sighed: "This young man is far-sighted, it's not easy! I guess at the beginning, I have already fallen into his trap! I lost, I lost, I lost!"