79, cat abuse is even more abuse (third change)
When chatting nonsense with the audience, Chu An's movements in his hands still did not stop, and soon, all the side dishes were ready, and the snake meat was stir-fried.
In fact, it's nothing, just a fat snake of more than two catties, plus a few pieces of cistanche to enhance the flavor, and a few shallots to remove the fish.
The treasure at the bottom of the box that has been treasured for a long time can finally see the light, it can be a headshot with a single hit, it can block 98k from afar, and it also shoots away the grenade on the side, and the super artifact pan.
The sliced snake meat is first put into the pot, fried with a little grease, lubricated at the bottom of the pan and stir-fried until it is seven ripe, and then added the prepared ingredients and salt.
"Snake meat is not as good as lizard meat, but it contains bacteria and parasites and other things, so it must be cooked thoroughly before eating. ”
"It's better to buy meat like this at home and make it yourself, because in restaurants and restaurants outside, you can't be sure if it's really cooked, and sometimes, in order to reduce their working hours, they will serve it before it's cooked. ”
The fire was churning, wrapping all the pans, but Chu An still shook the spoon with a calm expression.
soon
There was a unique fragrance of snake meat, and in mid-air, the tip of his nose trembled slightly, and when he inhaled it gently, the aroma poured into his nose.
The pig brother who smelled the food was and cheap, and he reappeared in the rivers and lakes.
"High energy ahead!"
"Non-combatants, please evacuate~"
"Hype, pretend, I don't believe it's so fragrant!"
"The ancients didn't know the taste of meat for three years, and the sow raced the sable cicada. ”
"Are these two paragraphs a sentence? I don't read much, don't lie to me. ”
"That's probably what it means, 23333~"
Chu An continued to stir-fry a few times, holding the pan, facing the camera, grinning: "The color and flavor are complete, eggplant!"
At this time, a fluffy claw suddenly stretched out from under Chu An's crotch, and as soon as it touched the pan, it was scalded and screamed.
When the little sand cat saw that the bipedal beast had found it, he hurriedly jumped on all four legs, and jumped to the side, and a very humane color appeared in his eyes: There are always Diao people who want to harm me!
"Why do you want to eat?"
Chu An was immediately happy when he saw it, inserted a piece of snake meat with a knife, put it next to his mouth to blow the wind, and said with a sly smile: "I won't give you ...... food."
The dishes that have been cooked by mastery of cooking perfectly lock in the little gravy that is left inside, so that nothing is wasted.
On his own behalf, he took a bite of it, like eating peeing beef balls.
A small splash of oil splattered out and landed on the hair of the little sand cat's forelimbs.
The little sand cat looked at the crystal clear oil juice, and then looked at the bipedal beast, it shouldn't be poisonous!
In other words, the curiosity of cats is definitely second only to humans among all living creatures.
It stuck out its little pink tongue and licked it.
My eyes lit up instantly.
The dune cat was not afraid of being born suddenly, and hurriedly trotted to Chu An's feet, tilted his head and spit out his little tongue, and screamed cutely: "Meow~~~"
Even if it is a lone nocturnal wanderer in the desert, it is an instinctive reaction to be equal between humans and animals in front of food.
Seeing this, Chu An showed off very proudly: "Have you seen it, what is a stone hammer, this is called a stone hammer, even this little silly cat knows that what I make is delicious."
You still keep saying that I'm pretending, it's not that I'm bragging, the Michelin chef is not as good at stir-frying as me. ”
It's not Chu An's boasting of Haikou, but his culinary expertise, which has two characteristics: ghostly and magical.
In other words, others make cabbage and tofu soup, and what he makes is pearl jade and white jade soup.
"Boom, look at your cow. ”
"Spicy chicken anchors, they know how to bully cats. ”
"Give it anything, give it anything. ”
"Look, this poor little eye, the old man's girl's heart~~"
Chu An ate one bite at a time, his mouth was full of oil, and he didn't pay any attention to the little sand cat with an anxious expression at his feet.
"Meow~Meow~~"
The little sand cat made a move, super invincible and hugged his legs, constantly wailing, and his poor little eyes: Please, let me take a bite, just a small bite, okay?
"Want to eat?"
Chu An picked up another piece of snake meat, shook it on the tip of the sand cat's nose, and then bit it off, laughing out with a pig cry: "Goose goose goose, there is no door." ”
What is moe?
It doesn't exist at all with him.
In this harsh environment, there are only two creatures that can survive under his knife.
One is that it cannot be eaten poisonous, and the other is a national protected animal, which is covered by my D.
This little sand cat, which is neither a protected animal nor poisonous, can leave a living mouth under his knife, and has been pitied by God and loved by the audience.
Still want to grab food from him?
Don't talk about the door,
Not even a window.
In the blink of an eye,
The small half pot stir-fried fat snake is already halfway through.
The little sand cat is quite persevering, relying on the strategy of sticking to the three elements, shameless, shameless, and insisting on shamelessness.
has been holding Chu An's calf, sticking out his little pink tongue, waiting to be fed.
However, Chu An's hard-hearted super straight man, he doesn't eat this set, but the audience eats this set very much.
For the anchor's cat abuse, the signs of the audience's rebellion are becoming more and more intense, and Chu An has always slapped this kind of sign and will never tolerate it.
"Gee, what a defeat to you people who are overflowing with compassion. ”
Chu An hid his tears and was sad, hoping to win some sympathy: "You people who have no conscience, is this little silly cat or this baby important?"
However, he didn't know what his own character was.
It's okay not to say it, but as soon as I said it, the audience made mockery.
"Hehe......"
"Chu thief, in front of so many people, can you have a face?"
"I put the words here, the powder turned black, and I didn't explain for five minutes. ”
"Brother upstairs, can you have a little backbone, learn from me, at least ten minutes, without bargaining. ”
"You've got a lot of backbone......"
"Newcomer report, do you brush the gift first, or spray it directly?"
Chu An was secretly sad when he heard this, and looked up at the night sky of the desert, in order not to let tears fall.
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
The weight of one person,
None of the cats mattered.
Will Chu An be convinced?
Will you bow your head?
No!
Chu An carried out an open-minded act of abusing cats, taking revenge on these viewers who resisted him, and wanted him to bow his head and give in, which was absolutely impossible.
"Want to eat?"
Chu An picked up a piece of fragrant snake meat, locked the sand cat's nose like an invisible shackle, and pulled it around in circles.
When it gets dizzy, it throws it abruptly and tosses the food to the other side.
A yellow-white figure subconsciously flew out.
It had just taken a few steps on its front foot, and Chu An's joking voice came again: "Oh, it seems to have thrown the wrong hand, it should be the right hand." ”
Looking at the snake meat in Chu An's hand, the little sand cat ran back stupidly, tilting his head and looking confused.
"Ahhhh
"Damn it, it's so distressing~"
"The orcs will never be slaves, Comrade Sand Cat, can you have a little backbone. ”
Seeing this, Chu An refused to give up, relying on the affinity of hiding two points, he trained the sand cat, and said happily: "That's right, that's it, come and turn over your belly and let me rub it."
Well, I'm so good, I really want to give it to you, but some people are always wronging me, and I don't feel good at all. ”
As he spoke, he glanced intriguingly at the live camera.
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