78, Dune Cat
Began to deal with the rattlesnake and make up for this belated dinner, Chu An sat on the top of the backpack, and as a result, as soon as he sat down, a scream came from the backpack.
"Hiss~~hiss~~~~"
Half-open and half-and-half in the backpack,
Suddenly, a gray plush figure appeared, its skills were very vigorous, jumping up in three or two, on the stone pile not far away, the yellow-white hair exploded, slightly arched its body, its eyes like black pearls flashed a bright light, staring at Chu An deadly, and issued a warning that seemed to threaten: "Hiss...... Meow woo woo woo ......"
"How did this little guy end up here?"
Chu An's tone was full of uncertainty and doubt, and after a few more careful glances, he decided on the breed, and he smiled: "If nothing else, this should be a beaver cat, also known as a dune cat, one of the smallest cats in the world."
Diurnal and nocturnal, lonely predators, extremely adaptable to the environment, they can survive in the desert from minus 20 degrees to 45 degrees.
But how could this creature, which mostly lives in the deserts and mountains of Arabia and the Sahara, end up here?
He glanced at the camera and smiled: "This little cat is not a national protected animal, so it can be eaten!"
As soon as the words fell,
The live broadcast room suddenly exploded.
“wdf?”
"You're still not human?"
"Cats are so cute, you only think about eating them?"
"Master Chu, if you dare to eat, I will be brain-dead and black. ”
"Right, it's time to blow the horn of resistance. ”
The anger of the crowd was unsettled, and Chu An didn't expect that everyone's reaction would be so big, so he had to laugh and say: "I'm just joking, the cat's meat is sour to death, how can I eat it?"
After that,
He also subconsciously licked his chapped lips.
"This sentence was even spoken..."
"It's over, it's over, the kitten is already getting cold. ”
"Sit back and wait for Chu Ye's true fragrance to warn, and then turn black in the powder. ”
alas
What about the most basic trust between people?
True fragrance warning?
Am I that kind of person?
Chu An was speechless and looked up at the sky.
"Mimimi, come here, let me. ”
Chu An hooked his finger and needed to stroke the cat a few times to ease his sad and angry mood, he tried his best to make his smile very harmonious, so as to facilitate the concealment of attributes and the activation of affinity.
However, cats are originally cold and arrogant creatures, let alone lonely nightcrawlers in the desert like Dune Cats, so Chu An's behavior at the moment is like a retarded in his eyes.
"Yes, this little look of contempt ......"
Chu An smiled angrily, and didn't bother to take care of this cat anymore, since entering the desert, any creature can only be eaten or can't be eaten in his eyes, obviously this cat is temporarily classified into the range of not being edible.
Because he now has enough rations, when there are no rations, Chu An doesn't care if he is sour or not, what he can eat is good meat.
It's just that when Chu An picked up the rattlesnake and was about to skin it, the stupid cat who was secretly observing suddenly jumped on all fours and jumped back a few times.
He didn't care, didn't raise his head, and continued to do the work at hand, but the fragile glass hearts of the audience melted away from the cat's cute and stupid behavior.
"Chu Gou, what did you do again? Why is my cat so scared? If something happens to it, you just wait for the real PK, my 200 pound taekwondo black belt ......"
Chu An concentrated on handling dinner.
He first peeled off the snake's skin, and when there was not enough water to clean it, he could only grab a handful of sand that was still hot and uncooled, and rub it on the snake's flesh to clean the snake's blood and internal organs.
Dirty is a little dirty, at least there are no messy strange insects and bacteria.
Furthermore,
His cooking skills are very good, the snakeskin is peeled, smooth as a water pipe, and then wiped with tree fibers, at most it is a little gray, not in the way.
The snake meat is handled,
Chu An took the time to glance at the barrage, and sneered disdainfully: "Real PK? It's not that I'm bragging, like you, a fat man of two hundred pounds, I can beat ten." ”
"I'm so angry, such an arrogant anchor..."
"Ten more? Look at the one you're proud of. ”
"Count me in. ”
"Count me in..."
"Count me +1"
“……”
"Count me in + 1008611"
hum
More people bully less?
Will I succumb to the audience?
Joke!
Chu An said: "I didn't do anything, it's normal for this stupid cat to be scared, their natural enemies are creatures like poisonous snakes, they may have been hurt before, leaving a shadow in their hearts." ”
"What a poor cat, it looks so cute, why do you have to suffer so much? Brother Chu'an, can you bring it back for me to raise?"
“……”
Is it related to why you have to endure hardship?
Some!
In this era of Yan is justice, if you look good, you have everything, of course, there are a very small number of people like Chu An, who are unwilling to be a beautiful vase.
"Bring it back, I'm not afraid that I will be eaten by Chu Ye directly without dry food halfway, young lady, your heart is so vicious." ”
“…… If you are well, it will be a sunny day, and this baby can give up, just ask Chu Ye not to hurt it. Okay? This is my pocket money for this month, if it's not enough, people will ask my sister again. ”
The baby is a little fairy × 100 super rockets
"A month?"
"Pocket money?"
"Poverty limits my imagination. ”
Such a large reward made Chu An glance at it, and couldn't help but say: "Thank you for the little fairy's super fire, don't worry, I won't eat it." ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience instantly became high, and a few gifts of airplanes and rockets flew blindly, and the special effects were so powerful that they were blind.
is nothing more than that the audience is so excited, Chu An's usual behavior is simply a clear stream in the live broadcast industry.
Interact with your audience and pick only the answers that interest you.
He never asks for gifts.
Someone rewarded, but he rarely paid attention to it, and the words of thanks, the last time they were spoken, I don't know when it was.
No desire, no desire, Buddhist anchor.
This is the most appropriate and the most suitable for him.
Seeing so many gifts flying sideways, Chu An couldn't help frowning and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey, you're almost done."
Streamers really don't want gifts, and they don't want to give tips.
Your attention is my greatest asset.
If you really have a little spare money, you might as well buy some gifts and supplements for the elders in the family, there is no need to brush gifts for the anchors, really.
As for the words of the local tyrants,
That's all I don't think I've said. ”
It's not that he is honest, but that's what he thinks, Chu An's desire for money is really low now.
Money,
If you don't bring it in life, you don't bring it in death, why do you want so much?
Just enough to spend.
Besides, even if he needed money, Chu An didn't need to earn it from the gifts from the audience.
If you don't have any money, just find a few rich local tyrants, or wealthy enterprises, and knock on a good one, which is enough for him to spend a long time.
After all, Xie Mengmeng has told him many times, and there are many outdoor big brand clothing companies that want to speak for him, but they are all rejected by Chu An.
Ten million, three years?
Isn't that looking down on people!
“2333……”
"Master Chu, he is still so upright. ”
"Tuhao: Am I like a wronged boss?"
"Master Chu: Yes, my dear boss. ”