"I told these guys that the rope blocked most of the power of the blocking bullet, and they didn't believe it. They re-simulated it according to the scene at that time, and it turned out that the inconspicuous thin wire actually endured 90% of the lethality for you!" Tang Jieyi shook his head self-deprecatingly and said, "Lao Tzu still thought you were really invulnerable!

Ye Tian pursed his lips and said, "Damn! Lao Tzu is a golden gun, not invulnerable." ”

Tang Jieyi continued: "As soon as those people saw this result, they immediately threw ropes and packed up their things to prepare to retreat, if there was a flight back to the headquarters last night, I guess you won't be able to see them this morning." ”

"Then they're not interested in my magical rope?"

"They're only interested in human genetically modified and mutated people and people with special abilities, and yours rope, they're not interested at all, if I hadn't been looking for it on the table for a long time, they would have thrown it out as garbage. But this thing is really amazing, unless you know it very, very carefully and in advance, you really can't see it. ”

"It's not just that they're not interested in your broken rope. Tang Jieyi poured himself a glass of water and said slowly: "When I showed Xuan Lao and Huang Lao, they didn't even look at it except for burning it with a lighter. ”

Ye Tian was completely speechless now. I have been tortured by these crazy guys for so long, and I am afraid that I will leak the matter of this magic rope, but people don't even look at it, and they know it and recruit it directly.

In fact, Ye Tian really thought highly of Xuanhuang, especially Huang Laoxi's moral character. When Huang Laoxie saw this thing, his eyes immediately lit up and he wanted to take it for himself, but considering that Ye Tian belonged to the kind of master who didn't pick up the money and lost it, if he really hid his rope, this kid would definitely have to cheat a lot of things to give up, and simply pretended not to be interested, and couldn't get anything but could save a lot of worry.

In the evening, Xuan Huang bought a lot of ingredients and forced Ye Tian to cook together with Xiao Fat Ercang. Ye Tian's cooking is already delicious, coupled with the super fast hand speed, the cut ingredients are beautiful and even.

Xiaopang took the initiative to ask for a hand on Ye Tiange with a righteous face, but was kicked away by Ye Tian - if this kid enters the kitchen, it is tantamount to a weasel entering the chicken coop.

Soon, a table of fragrant dishes was served. A few people sat around the round table in the restaurant, and the beer and liquor were casual.

Huang Laoxie took a sip of wine and said casually, "When you were dying, you really didn't see white light?"

Ye Tian shook his head.

Xuan Xuanzi asked unwillingly: "Then did you dream that a guy in black or white clothes chased you?"

Ye Tian shook his head.

Xiaopang suddenly stuffed a piece of beef into his mouth, rolled his eyes and asked, "Is it important to dream about something?" Then when I drowned when I was a child, I seemed to have dreamed of my seventh uncle......

Xuan Huang immediately came to his senses and asked, "Has your seventh uncle been dead for many years?"

Xiaopang glanced at the two old men and said: "I don't have a seventh uncle, it's Brother Ye Tian who always shouts that the seventh uncle is remembered by me......"

The second artillery asked curiously, "Why are you two so curious about this thing?"

Xuan Xuanzi said: "According to Western research, there are many strange things that happen to people in a near-death state, and you are one of the few survivors, so let me tell you,...... I told you that you don't understand. ”

Ye Tian listened to Xuan Xuanzi's vernacular for a long time, and finally came to such a sentence, so angry that Ye Tian almost threw a glass of wine on Xuan Xuanzi's face.

Ye Tian drank a glass of wine and said: "Then I have been dreaming of myself playing with a group of beautiful girls with bare butts recently, we are lying together in circles and forks, that fragrant scene, tsk, it is so exciting." Can you help me ask them, what does that mean?"

Xiaopang said very seriously: "This shows that you were a boar in your last life, and those women were your sows in your last life, and you met together again in this life......"

Huang Laoxie said impatiently: "What else can he say about this? You have been watching pornographic movies since you were twelve years old, and you still have him all *HD genuine versions, what do you say you can explain?"

Ye Tian asked curiously, "What did I dream about something that has anything to do with this?"

Huang Laoxie raised a middle finger at Ye Tian: "When Lao Tzu watched *HD AV at the age of fifteen, it was the same as your dream!"

Ye Tian was suddenly very depressed: "I thought this dream was a hint that Lao Tzu would have so many wives in the future, but it turned out to be watching pornographic films." ”

"Ye Tian, think about it carefully, what did you dream about during the time you passed out?"

Seeing the appearance of the two old men digging into the roots, Ye Tian pursed his lips and thought for a long time and said: "Actually, I really dreamed of some strange things, and I was afraid that you would laugh at me if I said it." ”

The two veterans waved their hands in unison.

Ye Tian's expression also became extremely serious: "I dreamed that I was standing on a cliff......"

"Hanged?" the second cannon opened his mouth wide, his face terrifying.

"Your sister just hanged herself!Listen to him!" Huang Laoxie stuffed a chicken thigh into the second cannon's mouth, and the second cannon's eyes narrowed with joy - this chicken thigh was sandwiched out of the small fat bowl.

"Below the cliff were soldiers in black armor as far as the eye could see, but there was still a black mist on their bodies for some reason, and I couldn't see their faces or what they were going to do. But I could feel that they were looking at me, eagerly, fanatically, and then ... ”

"And then what?"

Ye Tian scratched his head embarrassedly: "Then I was thinking about my precious rope, so I struggled to wake up." ”

"Damn!" Xuan Huang made a sound together. The two old guys are just very curious, this rebellion against the sky was when Ye Tian was dying, he voluntarily protected Ye Tian's heart, is that the choice of master, or is it some other miracle?

Xuan Xuanzi glanced at Huang Laoxi, picked up the wine glass and said, "It's a dream, come, drink, and celebrate that this kid is pretending to be lame and being discovered by us." ”

"Your rope is called Silk, and I will give you a lecture today to supplement your knowledge. ”

Hearing Huang Laoxie say this, Ye Tian immediately came to his senses and asked curiously: "This thing is called Silk, where did you get it, is there anything sold outside, is it expensive?"

Huang Laoxie had already developed a strong immune function to Ye Tian's unique brain circuit, ignoring Ye Tian's nonsense, and said to himself: "It's really a good cabbage that has been arched by pigs, this treacherous silk is naturally raised, and it grows in the extreme yin, and there can't be a trace of evil qi in the extreme yin, 18 How many years?" I can't remember the specific date, a British fleet that was scattered and lost by a storm found a trick in the North Pole, and there is this thing in the general altar of our country's Tianyin faction, but this sect was destroyed during the ten years of turmoil, and at that time there were a few tricks that I didn't know who was taking them away in troubled waters, but I didn't expect to be picked up by your kid to take advantage of one. ”

Ye Tian didn't know much about Feng Shui, and he didn't understand any extreme yin land. Hearing Huang Laoxie say this, Ye Tian hurriedly asked, "Then what is the use of this thing?"

Huang Laoxie smiled coldly: "If you want to talk about the effect, this thing can lift thousands of catties, the No. 1 chief didn't know where to get one, and it was okay to use this silk to hang the tank." And the most evil thing about this thing is that it is as sharp as a knife and flexible to cut constantly. ”

"That's not right, such a good thing, you old thing don't even care about it? Do you believe in Buddhism?"

Huang Laoxi's rare old face turned red, and he scolded indignantly: "If Lao Tzu cares about you, can you give it to me? ”

Ye Tian nodded: "Even if you are self-aware, if you dare to open your mouth, I will dare to pout you with a big snot." ”

"Then why don't you cut your hands in this slightly darker place on both sides of the silk?" Xiaopang took the silk from Ye Tian's hand and played it twice, and was about to put it on the head of the second gun, so frightened that the second cannon hurriedly returned the chicken thigh to Xiaopang. Ye Tian also nodded and asked curiously: "Yes, don't scratch the place where you hold it on both sides, the design is really intimate and humane." ”

Xuan Xuanzi was amused by Ye Tian's words, shook his head and sighed: "The only one who understands the true use of this thing is probably the Tianyin Sect." It's a pity that this sect was directly bombed by tanks in those ten years, and there was not even a mouse left in the sect, because their sect was a unique yin sect handed down from ancient times, that is, a sect that worshiped ghosts, so this sect acted in a mysterious and unsociable manner, and people who had been in contact with them for a long time would eventually get sick because of the imbalance of yin and yang. This thing is born and raised, and it belongs to the heaven and earth treasure of the extreme yin class, so it is actually a tendon from all to the end, flexible and extremely sharp. Xuan Xuanzi took Ye Tian's silk and dragged it hard, and said with some envy: "The place where you don't cut your hands on both sides is actually the saliva in Jiao's mouth when Jiaohua transforms into a dragon." ”

Seeing Ye Tian's rare interest, Xuan Xuanzi instantly felt very happy, and looked at Huang Laoxie proudly and continued: "When Jiaohua is a dragon, you must find a place where the extreme yin is located, and on the fifteenth day of the first month, you must absorb the aura of the extreme yin place, so as to survive the heavenly tribulation thundercloud. Jiao and snake belong to yin, so after finding the silk in the extreme yin, the silk that grows vertically will try to break it, and this process can take half of Jiao's life. When the silk lands, the Jiao will coil on it, breathe and exhale the yin qi in the body of the silk, and the saliva left by the Jiao in the middle will finally completely wrap the silk. The saliva before the dragon is not ambergris, so this thing is still mortal. The people of the Tianyin faction can find the extreme yin place of the silk with a secret method, and then use the secret method to melt the saliva solidified in the middle of the silk, leaving both sides, which is one of the magic weapons of the Tianyin faction. ”

Xuan Xuanzi was about to come to the 'Reverse Heaven' in Ye Tian's arm again, urging the Buddha Qi in the 'Reverse Heaven', and the 'Reverse Heaven' suddenly emitted a golden light.

"As a teacher, I gave you all the good things. Xuan Xuanzi said, using the 'anti-sky' to gently slash the silk, which made Ye Tian stunned, and the extremely tenacious silk was directly cut by the anti-sky. Before Ye Tian felt distressed, the silks actually grew together automatically.

"Defying the sky contains the merits of the previous great virtues and sages, which belong to the extreme yang, but it also contains the countless unjust souls and ghosts in the Huaxia Kingdom for five thousand years, so it belongs to the extreme yin thing, but the infinite evil qi is banned. Xuan Xuanzi returned the rebellion to Ye Tian, and sighed: "The thing of the extreme yang cuts off the silk, and the attributes of the extreme yin are connected with the silk, and the silk will grow automatically." And you can also be regarded as a coincidence, this anti-heaven and the silk together, can also suppress the extreme yin qi in the silk, except for those dead ghosts of the Tianyin faction, if you stay with the silk for a long time, you will definitely be yang exhaustion and yin prosperity, and finally die. There are infinite mysteries in this heaven and earth, and we cannot understand them in our lifetime. ”

"Then what are you still thinking about when you become an immortal, stay on the earth honestly and figure it out before you go up. Ye Tian's words suddenly made Xuan Xuanzi ignore him.

The next day, the two old men got up early and came to Ye Tian's room seriously.

"You don't let people live?...... early in the morning" Ye Tian looked at his watch, it was not yet six o'clock.

"If you don't want to get that ancient divine soldier, go back to sleep. The two old men pretended to go out, and as soon as they turned around, Ye Tian had already turned over and fell asleep.

"You don't want that unique weapon in the world?"

Ye Tian pouted sleepily and said, "That weapon is not beautiful at all, not only is it not beautiful, but it is also the ugliest weapon I have ever seen." Lao Tzu is not a fool, and it is really not cost-effective to make a hole in his arm to put that thing. ”

"That's an ancient god!"

"That's a fart! Lao Tzu is still a super handsome guy!" After speaking, Ye Tian turned over and went to sleep. was beaten up by two unbearable old guys, and went to the army hospital.

"Don't go against the sky, your silk can kill you. Huang Laoxie scolded and lamented in his heart, if this rebellion is in the world, the rivers and lakes will make a bloody storm, this kid actually has this attitude, if Ye Tian is not his own apprentice, he must be killed.

When he came back in the afternoon, Ye Tian, who was beaten by Huang Laoxi, had a blue nose and swollen face, and rolled up his sleeves to show the little fat second cannon: "Look at it, my fat body is gone, not to mention, now even my arm has been opened with such a long opening, I am ashamed of my family's ancestors!" Ye Tian's forearm was opened with the same opening as Huang Laoxi, which was used to place the 'anti-sky'.

The wound on the forearm is like a zipper on a garment, which looks like a surgically sutured scar from the outside, but it can be pulled apart like a zipper on a garment, and then taken out from the inside. For this operation alone, the top surgical experts in the army were invited, and the operation also reached the micron level, and all the details were done under the microscope.

Huang Laoxie kicked Ye Tian away, and scolded hatefully: "I can't let you go out if I it, you're just a troublemaker! Tell me, when did you go out to play and didn't give me some trouble to come back?"

Xuan Xuanzi squinted his eyes and said: "Didn't you just take a fancy to him and get into trouble? At the beginning, Lao Tzu told you to be good*, but you look at him like this now, and he has a virtue with you!"

"What's wrong with me? In ancient times, I was a moral model and a gentleman, but this kid himself had a bad stomach, and he had a hairy use. ”

"If you were a righteous gentleman, then I would have broken through the void and turned into an immortal, you know your own virtue, don't put gold on your face. ”

Huang Laoxie suddenly jumped like thunder, and the two of them crossed their waists and began to fight like fighting cocks.

Xiaopang asked curiously: "Brother Ye Tian, what trouble are you causing him? Why does he have such a big temper? If this continues, this old man will not survive tomorrow." ”

"It's okay, didn't you want to turn off the electricity in Area A last time?"

The second artillery nodded: "But we were discovered before we succeeded." ”

Ye Tian said very awesomely: "Those old things tied me to the operating table with that bundle of immortal ropes again, and they operated on me in a daze. It is said that an anti-wear lining was added to my arm. I wasn't used to the doctors, so after I had the operation, I secretly pulled the hospital's electric brake and removed all the fuses. Hehe, it's actually a good thing, right?"

"your fart!" Huang Laoxie took advantage of Xuan Xuanzi's panting effort, turned around and scolded: "Why don't you say that you used a pacemaker to shock the chief of surgery? Thanks to that old man's body, he is still quite strong, otherwise he would be a colonel-level cadre! You pull the electric switch, do you know how many seriously ill patients almost hung up?"

Ye Tian said very aggrievedly: "How do I know, I thought it was a brick, and I used it to take advantage of it." I don't have any training on the operating table, so I don't know what to do, and I want to call him on the head. They are hanging up because their lives are not good, so many people who have died in your hands, why are you ashamed not to see you? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's hard life, the grass on the grave would have caught up with you. ”

Huang Laoxi: "I ......"