"The arm was broken, and the titanium alloy plate was hit, and it can't be taken out for life?" Xiaopang read the joint certificate issued by the Sports Medicine Department and the Department of Surgery of the Third Hospital of Yenching University, and leaned over and whispered: "Brother Ye Tian, those two old people are not here, give us a good look at the legendary artifact! ”

Ye Tian's face turned red very badly and shook his head.

The second artillery said hatefully: "I didn't expect you to be such a person! You won't even show us a weapon!"

Ye Tian said helplessly: "It's okay to show you, but you can't laugh at me!"

Second Cannon and Chubby nodded hurriedly.

Ye Tian blushed, and took out the 'Reverse Sky' from the scar that ran through his forearm like a zipper, and Xiao Pang and Second Cannon were stunned.

Chubby carefully picked it up and looked at it carefully.

Ye Tian and the second artillery also came over to take a look. Because of this ancient divine weapon and its ugly appearance, Ye Tian didn't have the heart to carefully see what this anti-heaven sword looked like until now.

Under careful observation, Ye Tiancai found that there were still black patterns on this black anti-heaven body, which seemed to be an ancient and mysterious language. After the black streamer flashes, there will be a golden streamer flashing, and the two streamers alternate with each other, which is very beautiful. The handle part is wrapped in a black animal skin-like thing, which has a special texture to the touch. The second artillery measured it with his hand, only to find that this anti-sky is really pitifully short - if you remove the handle part, this anti-heaven is actually only as long as a palm.

The two fat men were stunned and looked at this strange-looking 'anti-sky' known as the first divine soldier in ancient times, and they couldn't speak for a long time.

After a while, the second cannon shook his head and said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry Brother Ye Tian, I ...... I'm going to break my promise!wahahaha......" hugged Chubby and smiled.

Ye Tian couldn't wait to stuff his head into his omnipotent crotch......

At this time, the rebellion in Chubby's hand suddenly erupted into a soft golden light, which scared Chubby and almost threw it away.

"What is this? I feel so warm in my heart. ”

The second artillery asked curiously, "Could it be that this thing uses batteries, and does it also have a heating function?"

Ye Tian pointed at the sky and said, "Which of you two try, if there is a murderous aura, this thing will immediately turn black." ”

The second artillery shook his head and said, "We haven't killed anyone, where did the murderous aura come from?"

Chubby said excitedly: "My crotch is full of murderous energy, I'll try!"

Ye Tian and the second cannon looked at the little fat with a serious face, only to see that the little fat eyes were staring at the sky, and there was a trace of light in his eyes, the big neck tendons burst out because of the force, and the green tendons on his hands also protruded one by one.

Looking at the little fat man with a red face, Ye Tian shook his head and said, "It's to let the murderous aura come out, but not to let you fart......"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Fat let out a loud fart "bang", Ye Tian and the second cannon hurriedly ran to the distance to cover their noses, Xiao Pang covered his nose and said angrily: "This murderous aura is released in the form of a fart, and it can also kill people invisibly, how about it?"

Ye Tian gave a thumbs up to the second gun.

Taking advantage of the fact that Ye Tian and the two fat men were there, the next day Huang Laoxie rarely let the three children sleep until they woke up naturally, and then sat on the sofa with a pleasant face and said to the three children.

"Today, I have found some experts for you, and Xiaopang and the second artillery also need to learn from it. ”

"What kind of bird things do you learn?

"Etiquette, all kinds of social etiquette, don't be old all day long, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu...... I don't talk about Lao Tzu every day. ”

Looking at the back of Huang Laoxie walking out angrily, the three children tacitly raised their middle fingers together. As if he had a sense, Huang Laoxie turned his head suddenly, and the middle finger erected by the little fat quickly turned into a thumbs-up, and the second cannon turned into a wave of goodbye, with a sincere smile on his face. Only Ye Tian was still stupidly holding up his middle finger...... In exchange for Huang Laoxi's ruthless iron fist and flying feet.

Training was stopped after a week. Unlike previous trainings, this training was stopped at the request of several trainers. The reason is simple: if you continue to train like this, everyone involved in the training will go crazy.

First up was a tall, blue-eyed European. Said to be the Nth generation of the British Royal Butler, with dark blue eyes and thin cheeks.

As we all know, men in England have always regarded themselves as gentlemen, whether it is to treat people or social etiquette, they regard gentlemen as a code of conduct.

This unlucky guy was about to teach Ye Tian the social etiquette of those high society, but he was so angry by Ye Tian's sentence "I want to" that his face turned pale. Xiaopang said that I was going to too, but the second cannon didn't make a sound, just put the nose boogers in his hand and kept rubbing and playing, but the housekeeper fainted angrily. finally woke up and was ready to muster up the courage to transform these naughty boys into gentlemen, but it turned out that the boogers that the second cannon had just played with were generously attached to his head. The unlucky child felt something on the door of his head, subconsciously took it off with his hand, and put it on his nose to smell it. As a result, he was instantly fainted again.

And the well-known fashion designer from Italy worked hard to tailor the expensive suit for Ye Tian and them, originally wanting the three children to get used to it, but he didn't expect that within ten minutes of wearing it, he was turned into open crotch pants by Ye Tian's big split. The two little fat men actually ran, kicked football, and wrestled in crisp suits, just like two fat hippos walking outside in their clothes. The costume designer didn't even ask for money, and flew back to Italy crying.

The chick who taught Ye Tian to taste wine was even more unlucky, and was almost seduced successfully by Ye Tian, but fortunately, the lascivious old man with Big Yellow Tooth stared at Ye Tian, otherwise that chick was tricked into bed by Ye Tian, how could he still have the heart to teach him to cook? When that chick was sent away by Huang Laoxi, Ye Tian was still crying and shouting that he was going to break his virgin body - he was 1.75 meters tall, Ye Tian needed to pad his feet to touch people's lips, and he actually said with a shy face that he was talented and beautiful.

Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi were also very helpless, Ye Tian really didn't have any talent in this area. He doesn't like what other children like. This kid only likes big pants and hair, and those women with bare buttocks are Ye Tian's favorites. And this kid's big pants are all sewn into pockets, thinking of those things taken out of the crotch, Huang Laoxie and Xuan Xuanzi have a feeling of special failure - in the future, this kid will take all the hidden weapons from the crotch, where will we put our two old faces? The Wudang faction is a serious sect, not a crotch covering faction.

finally fooled Ye Tian into putting on a suit, and this kid also strongly demanded to sew pockets in trousers, sew pockets on the back of suits, and sew pockets in every place where he could sew pockets...... Fortunately, I didn't sew the outside, otherwise I would have thought it was a patch, and it would be even more embarrassing.

Xuanhuang simply gave up later, scolded a few words, Ye Tian picked up the dog-like ears, and directly pretended not to hear.